The atmosphere in this space was tense to the extreme, and even the sound of our breathing became very soft and slow, for fear of breaking the silence here.

"Laizi, you have to find a way, I'm already peeing my pants." Hua Xia said in a very soft voice.

This kid brought a lot of wine and a box of condoms when he went out, so easy to pee, weishenme didn't bring a few packs of diapers? It's too timid. In fact, I have not been idle, and I have thought of a lot of methods, and the tricks that the old man usually teaches are not only laborious to use, but also very material-intensive. The point is whether it works or not.

Since we fell from above, then there must be an entrance here, I can't see it, it doesn't mean that there isn't, maybe it's just a blinding, yes, it's a blinding. How could I not have thought of it at first?

I sat cross-legged, ready to open the eyes of heaven, Huaxia rushed over and hugged me and said, "Laizi, ** won't you think about it, are you going to sit down?" ”

I smiled and said, "If you want to get out alive, don't bother me, get out of the way, smoke a cigarette, and I'll be fine right away." ”

Hua Xia stepped aside and looked at me. I closed my eyes, opened my eyes as fast as I could, and stood up. A faint purple light flickered, and I looked closely, and the place where it was glowing was the light-colored mark on my arm. I didn't feel any discomfort in my body, I didn't bother to bother with it, my eyes swept around, this was no longer the closed cave where it began. More like a room, or rather a bedroom. Because I saw not only a door, but also a large semicircular stone platform that resembled a bed. I whispered, "Show! The blindfold was suddenly broken, and Huaxia could already see everything around him clearly through the flashlight.

I only heard him exclaim: "Oh my God! We're in a love hotel, right? The love double round bed, Tai Nima has lost his soul. ”

I smiled helplessly, sometimes I really envy him, ** stupid enough to bubble, completely ignoring the occasion, the environment, and our current situation. He had no idea what was going to happen in the next second, because he couldn't see that there was a "person" lying on the bed.

"Huh" laughter came again. As soon as Hua Xia shut up, a dodge shrank behind me and shouted: "Damn, you will come out if you have the fucking ability, what kind of ability is it to hide and scare Lao Tzu!" ”

I'm sure the laughter came from the body on the bed. From him (her?) It? The looming back looks like a woman. I could clearly see her body shake twice as she laughed.

I turned around, pointed to the center of my Chinese eyebrows, and silently recited the mantra. Huaxia's eyes rolled, and Zuihou's gaze was locked straight on the stone bed.

I smiled and said, "Huazi, your wife is waiting for you on the bed, go on, super fun double round bed!" The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, isn't it yet? ”

"Go up, go up, who the have I been afraid of?" Hua Xia stretched out his hand from the right side of my body and pointed to the "woman" on the bed and shouted: "You, that's what you're talking about, pretend to be asleep, right, report yourself, Hua Ye never kills unknown people." ”

Not to mention, it really worked, the "woman" moved, floated off the stone bed, and her feet did not touch the ground. I can't tell if she has feet or not. I saw her drifting towards us, my body couldn't move, I didn't have the slightest ability to resist, and it wasn't until she passed through my body that I felt that my body was my own. This is a female ghost, and I jumped out of the way and pulled out the copper coin sword from my waist.

At this time, the female ghost and Huaxia faced each other, their eyes were facing each other, and the female ghost stretched out a finger to pick up Huaxia's chin and whispered: "Female yellow child, but you are calling for a concubine?" ”

Totally when I was dead, I was ready to fight desperately. Biting the middle finger of his left hand and smearing the blood on the sword, the yellow light of the sword flashed and trembled. I yelled: "Beauty, here, it's not much fun to bully a helpless man, I'll play with you, I promise to let you have fun!" ”

The female ghost slowly turned her head to look at me, smiled coldly and said, "Little brother, don't worry, the concubine is here!" ”

I took a few steps back, pinched the two fingers of my left hand, and recited the first trick my father taught me. The copper coin sword in his hand was ordered to fly towards the female ghost. A gust of wind blew from behind me, and the female ghost's hair was blown by the wind, and I saw the female ghost's appearance clearly, a miserable white face, two huge holes, not nostrils, but eyes, but I couldn't see her eyes at all. It's not the scariest thing, the point is that she doesn't have a mouth, how uncomfortable should it be? The ghosts I've seen over the years, not a hundred but eighty, and I've never seen anything so ugly.

sighed and sighed, I was not idle, I quickly took out two talismans from my jacket pocket, held one in each of my left and right hands, and crossed my hands and silently recited: "Xuangong has no phase, punish the demon god thunder, go." ”

These two pieces of rune paper are the two life-saving straws that my father gave me, and they are also the two most powerful grasses. The rune paper in his hand disappeared out of thin air, and when he reappeared, he was already in front of the female ghost who was being chased by the copper coin sword, and directly attached it to the upper body of the female ghost, and there were two thunderbolts, and the entire cave was shaken, and many broken stones fell on the roof of the cave. The copper coin sword was also at this critical juncture, plunging straight into the back of the female ghost.

I struck while the iron was hot, and pointed to the copper coin sword and shouted: "Yin and Yang are different paths, and there is no way back to subdue demons, collect them." The female ghost, moaning in pain, was caught in the net and rolled all over the ground.

Huaxia in the corner had already come to his senses and exclaimed: "Laizi, you just have a set of playing with women!" ”

I don't have time to pay attention to him, I know that the matter is not over yet, if it is replaced by other ghosts, let alone being hit by the divine thunder, even if he is hit by the copper coin sword, he will be greatly injured. This perverted female ghost was hit by two divine thunderbolts, and was stabbed by a sword, and her soul did not fly away immediately, I don't think I will have any more ways to take her. If she breaks free, Huaxia and I will not only have to shed our skin, but may also take turns to be her male pet.

Growing up so big, for the first time, a real sense of fear came naturally.

"Laizi, what's the problem? Kill her! Huaxia shouted. Called by Huaxia like this, I immediately came back to my senses, my fingers were illusory, my palms became knives, and I went straight to the female ghost rolling on the ground, and just walked to the female ghost, the sword net was broken away by her, and the scattered sword net turned into a copper coin The sword was bounced around, and I grabbed it with one hand.

Hua Xia was so frightened when she saw this scene that she sat on the ground, and the female ghost who had regained her freedom floated in front of Hua Xia, and after a slight pause, her whole body sank into Hua Xia's body. The jade pendant I had given to Huaxia was shocked away at the same time, flew towards me, and I just caught it, and immediately shouted: "Aunt Yuyan, are you okay?" ”

Yuyan leaned out of the jade pendant, landed on his feet, gently pressed his fingers on his temples and shook his head: "Devil, a face, your aunt and I didn't take any advantage, and forced me to leave your friend's body alive, and I was angry with my mother, and it turned out to be a resentful spirit." ”

Aunt Yuyan has been by my side for all these years, and I haven't seen her lose any temper, but at this moment, I can feel that she is on fire. The virtual body turns into reality, and the expression is uncertain.

The scene just now happened so fast that I didn't have time to react, and now I can only settle down, calmly looking at Huaxia on the ground, who is twitching all over his body and foaming at the mouth. I said to Yuyan beside me: "Auntie, biedong qi, Huaxia has not been safe for a while, we must first think about getting this evil obstacle out of Huaxia's body." ”

I think the female ghost can't do anything about me for the time being, let alone Aunt Yuyan, so the female ghost is on Huaxia's body, so that we can cast a mouse bogey. She really didn't know that I was already exhausted, and I didn't have a trick to use her.

"Huaxia" slowly stood up from the ground, his body swayed back and forth unnaturally, his eyes were blank, and he only heard him open his mouth and say: "I never thought that after thousands of years, I can still be like Yujian, the girl is so skilled, I don't know how it compares with the concubine's body?" ”

The feminine voice came out of Huaxia's mouth, it was really indescribably awkward, this kid finally got his wish and became a sissy.

"Phew!" Aunt Yuyan spit out and said, "You and I are basically two roads, where do you come from." ”

Aunt Yuyan moved, flew up, formed a claw with her right hand, and directly pinched Huaxia's neck, and dragged him to the ground for a few meters before stopping. "Huaxia" had the same relaxed expression, and asked defiantly, "Why did the girl stop?" "It's to tell you, if you have the ability to kill me, see what your friend does.

I couldn't intervene at all, so I heard Aunt Yuyan shouting, "Nephew, use the exorcism technique." ”

I was shocked when I heard this, but I reacted immediately. For example, I may not be able to use it, because I am no longer a virgin, and my father once said that I can use it before I get married, but I can't use it when I get married. Aunt Yuyan knows everything about our family, and there is no reason not to know. There's no way, let's be a live horse doctor!

The big mother finger of the right hand was put into the mouth and bitten, and two steps in front of Huaxia, the eldest mother and son bounced up after pressing Huaxia's forehead, and the gesture turned into a palm and then pasted it, shouting: "The spirit is blessed, the demons and ghosts are expelled, out!" ”

The half-squatting body took a step forward, and the palm that was originally attached to Huaxia's forehead dragged a phantom shadow away from Huaxia's body.

Aunt Yuyan seized the opportunity, the phantom turned solid again, pulled Huaxia and threw it into the corner of the room, and easily cast another enchantment to cover Huaxia in it and protect his thoughtfulness.

The female ghost who was dragged out of Huaxia's body began to struggle violently, and I could barely hold her down. She grabbed my wrists with both hands, and a cold breath moved up from my fingertips, and the cold almost reached my heart, and I was so stiff that I couldn't move, and I couldn't find any way to get out. At this time, the red light on the arm protruded, and a trace of warm current appeared in the body inexplicably, forcing the cold aura in the body out of the body.

The more obvious the mark on the arm, the purple light was larger, illuminating the entire stone room, and the female ghost who was held down screamed endlessly.

Aunt Yuyan also seemed to be very afraid of the light emitted from my forearm, and she turned around and disappeared in place, probably retreating into the jade.

At this time, the female ghost under her cried and begged for mercy: "The concubine knows her mistakes, I hope that my son's subordinates will be merciful, and Lingshan is willing to serve her in front of her forever."

My heart softened, and the purple light weakened, and I removed my hand. I thought, I don't ask about the situation here first, maybe I can save a lot of things. So I stood up, the glimmer on my arms still lingered, I simply put my hands behind my back and asked, "Your name is Lingshan?" ”

The female ghost got up and knelt in front of me and said, "The master is above, the concubine's surname is Chu, and her name is Lingshan." ”