Chapter 890: A Way Not to Get Beaten
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Feng Xiaotian stopped talking after speaking, at this time the waiter came over with the ordered meal, and when the meal was served, the waiter's eyes kept looking at Feng Xiaotian involuntarily, it was obvious that she was already excited about this extremely handsome man.
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 was silent for a while, and then pouted and said: "My mother has said similar things to me before, but it didn't convince me completely, I met you today, I can be regarded as truly convinced, uncle, you are really special, at least what you say and what you say is irrefutable." ”
Feng Xiaotian smiled: "Hurry up and eat, and then your uncle will perform magic tricks for you, okay?" Otherwise, it is estimated that someone will find us in a little while. ”
Feng Xiaotian nodded and said, "Well, I'm going to see you perform magic tricks later." ”
When the two were eating, Feng Xiaotian looked at the little guy from time to time, and he thought to himself: This little guy's IQ is really powerful, and his EQ is not low, IQ can be inherited, but how did EQ come out? Such a little bit has such an idea, and when he grows up, he won't become Ximenqing?
Feng Xiaotian dared to be sure that he was definitely not as smart as his own son when he was three years old, at that time he was still a little kid who didn't know anything, as for why his IQ suddenly became so powerful, after his analysis, it was probably caused by the high fever that almost killed him.
Children with high fever are very likely to get meningitis, and even more severe zhòng will even die, Feng Xiaotian had a high fever at that time to the point that he couldn't even measure the temperature with a thermometer, and later took the medicine bought by Liu Suqing to pick up a life, and he didn't get meningitis. He was not burned to death, but his brain cells were mutated because of this, which also laid the root cause for his later advanced brain cancer.
This is the only reasonable explanation that Feng Xiaotian can think of, that is, since that time, Feng Xiaotian feels that he learns everything extremely quickly, and he can quickly find a solution to any problem he encounters in learning. At the time, he didn't notice the abnormality of this matter, and later he talked about it when he was chatting with Taurus, and he didn't think about the key point at that time, and it wasn't until the end of his last life that he vaguely thought about the reason for his high intelligence.
Feng Xiaotian couldn't help but sigh in his heart when he thought of this. The last time was so dangerous, if it weren't for the elf's cunzài, it is estimated that he would really die, and now it is naturally impossible to sit face-to-face with his son and eat lunch.
The little guy was very serious when he ate, and it was not until he had eaten the last bit of food that he wiped his mouth and said, "Uncle, I'm done eating, you should perform magic tricks for me now, right?" ”
Feng Xiaotian had already finished eating, and when he heard this, he nodded with a smile and said, "Of course this is no problem." You can say whatever magic trick you want to see, and Uncle will definitely satisfy you. ”
Feng Xiaotian blinked his little eyes and thought for a moment, and then said, "Do you have mind reading?" It is said that this is the most powerful of magic. ”
Feng Xiaotian smiled and said: "Mind reading is just pediatrics, whose mind do you want me to read?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 rolled his eyes and said, "Read my mother's mind." Do you know what she's thinking right now? ”
Feng Xiaotian laughed when he heard this: "Little friend, are you worried that your mother will beat you, so you let me use the mind reading technique to find out her mind first?" ”
Seeing that his little Jiujiu was seen through, the little guy was a little embarrassed and said, "Yes." My mom will definitely teach me a hard lesson when she finds me, even though I am very young, she will not be soft at all......"
Feng Xiaotian looked at the little guy with a little scared expression. couldn't help but sigh and said, "Then do you think it's right or wrong for your mother to teach you?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 whispered: "I used to think it was a little redundant, but now I think she is right." ”
Feng Xiaotian nodded and said, "Since you have realized your mistake, Uncle will help you and save you from your mother's punishment." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said with a look of surprise: "Is it really possible?" Uncle, you're not lying, are you? ”
Feng Xiaotian nodded and said, "How could Uncle deceive you?" As long as you do what your uncle says, you won't be beaten. ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 looked forward to it: "Then what should I do?" ”
Feng Xiaotian smiled: "It's very simple, wait a minute, if your mother finds it, you will rush up and hug her thighs, and then cry and shout 'Mom, I know it's wrong, I'm no longer naughty, I finally realized how difficult it was for my dad back then, I must study hard in the future, and I must be a great man like my father', as long as you say so, and cry very consciously, I believe your mother will not bear to beat you." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 nodded happily at first, but after a while, he frowned and said: "My mother is a very principled person, she has set many rules with me, as long as I violate these rules, she will not be soft-hearted......"
Feng Xiaotian smiled: "I believe uncle, you really won't be beaten, if you are still worried about being beaten, you just need to say a word when crying to ensure that you are safe." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 was curious: "Is it so magical?" What would I say to make my mother angry? ”
Feng Xiaotian smiled, and then leaned into Feng Xiaotian's ear and whispered: "You tell your mother, 'Those adults gave me a nickname called me Little Shorty', so that your mother will never beat you, trust uncle, uncle will not lie to you." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 nodded with doubts, he never understood why the nickname of Little Short was so powerful that his mother couldn't bear to do it to him, but seeing Feng Xiaotian's determined look, the little guy had to choose to believe it.
Then Feng Xiaotian No. 1 asked, "Uncle, are you really a soul singer?" ”
Feng Xiaotian nodded and said, "It's like a fake." ”
Feng Xiaotian looked at Feng Xiaotian with small eyes, and after a long time, he suddenly smiled: "Uncle, you are so good, only a little worse than my father." ”
Fengxiao Tianxin said: I am your father, but I haven't revealed my identity yet, waiting for you to know the truth. I don't know if you'll call me Daddy?
This is the most difficult question for Feng Xiaotian, if the little guy knows that he is his father, how embarrassing it would be if he didn't call himself his father, after all, he hasn't fulfilled the responsibility of being a father a little bit since he was born, this little guy is so eccentric, he is very likely to have ideas in his heart.
When Feng Xiaotian was thinking like this, Feng Xiaotian suddenly asked, "Uncle, you are not married yet, are you?" ”
Feng Xiaotian nodded and said, "Yes, my uncle is not married yet-you don't want to introduce a wife to me, do you?" ”
The little guy's mind couldn't hide Feng Xiaotian at all, and when he saw Feng Xiaotian, he saw through his thoughts again. Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said disapprerovitously: "Don't look at me small, but there are a lot of beauties around me, such as Aunt Rose, she is amazing, if she marries you, it will definitely be your blessing!" ”
Of course, Feng Xiaotian knew what this little guy was planning, but he smiled and said, "Do you think I'm going to snatch your mother away from your father?" Kid, you can really rest assured, I definitely don't have that mind. ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said in disbelief: "You haven't seen my mother yet." Of course you will say so, and when you meet her, you won't think so. ”
Feng Xiaotian smiled and said, "If you don't believe me, I can leave now." Isn't it okay not to see your mom? ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 nodded first, then shook his head and said, "That's not good, you haven't performed magic tricks for me yet, how can you leave now?" ”
Feng Xiaotian thought for a moment. Then he said, "Uncle will show you a magic trick now, you can see it." ”
Feng Xiaotian snapped his fingers when he said this, and a moving melody suddenly came from the stereo in the restaurant. The little guy was immediately fascinated by the sound of music, and when he was immersed in the music, Feng Xiaotian sighed in his heart: Concubine Dai is coming, I'd better leave quickly, it's too hasty to meet now, if I can't help but confess completely, it will be a little unbeautiful.
Feng Xiaotian slowly got up to leave, and when he walked out of the door of the restaurant, he glanced back at the little guy, and stayed for a moment before turning to leave.
After a song was played, Feng Xiaotian came back to his senses and saw that Feng Xiaotian was gone, and he couldn't help but say in a daze: "It's strange...... When did he leave? ”
At this time, a large number of police cars roared and stopped at the door of the restaurant, and then a large group of people rushed in, Feng Xiaotian No. 1 saw his mother in the crowd, he immediately sorted out his expression, and said in his heart: It's time to perform, and I don't know if the trick taught by my uncle will work? If it doesn't work, my ass will definitely turn into French toast! And it's still baked! No matter what, fight!
When Dai Fei'er just walked into the restaurant quickly, Feng Xiaotian suddenly cried loudly, "Wow", and then he ran over and hugged Dai Fei'er's thigh tightly and said, "Wow, wow...... Mom...... I know wrong...... Xiao Tiantian will never be naughty again...... Wow wow...... I finally realized how difficult it was for my father...... I must study hard in the future...... Wow wow...... Be a man like Daddy......"
Seeing the little guy hugging his thighs and crying so sadly, and saying this, Dai Fei'er's original anger and words ready to teach her a lesson disappeared in an instant, and she even felt a little crying and laughing.
But soon Dai Fei'er made up her mind again: This guy can't teach a good lesson! Otherwise, how will you discipline it in the future? This guy just can't indulge, with the first time, there will definitely be a next time, hum! You can't just spare him! (The novel "God-level Genius" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)