"What do you wear?" Poor Ian, confused

"You! It's you! And Kiyu, and Edwards, and Accord, and Lucha. You all wait, I'm going to report to the relevant authorities. No way! Aliens have invaded Earth! ”

Chu Ming wanted to stand up, and then the pain in his whole body made him take a breath with his teeth cracked.

"Aliens?! Where, where?! Where are the aliens? What is the department concerned? "Ian feels that he is too ignorant, he doesn't know that there are so many things in the way, and his squad leader is not simple.

"That's you!" Chu Ming pointed at Ian, "You wait, the powerful relevant departments will harmonize you, don't run!" ”

"Why am I running?"

"You better run, classmates, I can't bear to watch you being harmonized." Chu Ming sighed and looked at these people in front of him sympathetically.

"The squad leader is not good!" Ian turned from confusion to calmness, he held up a finger, and said very professionally, "This is the sequelae, very troublesome, it may be paranoia, it may also be epilepsy." There is no possibility of a cure. ”

"Ahh Little Lucha is about to cry, and with all his efforts, this is the ending, "What should I do?" What to do? Do you want to call Master Grosso again? ”

"No, Master Grosso has said that ordinary treatment of this disease is useless. I think we should use the method of Master Duane Wall. Ian said very old-fashioned, looking like an old Chinese medicine doctor.

"What's the way, how to do it?"

"It's simple, beat him. I'll start with that, I think the effect of the head shot should be better. ”

Ian looked left and right and saw a thick textbook. He held up the textbook and slammed it on Chu Ming's head, and then added.

"That's it, I know, I watched a movie with Nonny, and that's how amnesia was cured. That's right, that's it, and then the hero and heroine fell in love. Lucha, it's your turn. ”

Lu Cha hesitated for a moment, and took it back at the moment when he was about to take it, because Chu Ming jumped up

"Ian! How dare you hit me! I'll kill you! Oops, pain, pain, body aches. I will kill you in pain! ”

Looking at the two of them at a gallop, Lucha shrunk his neck and patted his chest by luck

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Everyone crowded to the windowsill, and then the countless windows of the boys' dormitory also opened, and Ji Yu simply turned on the public channel of the dormitory video and explained loudly

"Ladies and gentlemen, everyone pay attention, running in front is our fearless classmate Ian, and chasing behind is our God blocking and killing God, and Buddha blocking and killing Buddha Chu Ming. The current story is called a bloody case cited by a textbook. ”

"If you don't see it very clearly, then I can be sure that the one in front of me is Ian-san, and the one in the back who has cracked his teeth is the class leader. Note that Ian is still holding a textbook, which is a textbook for the military history of the outer galaxy, and it is a rare weapon of mass destruction. Students should pay attention to secrecy, as this may lead to a new round of the arms race. Keller added on the side

"Obediently, Ian's classmate uses a high-level skill, which is an invincible mud-eating skill that has been in the galaxy for tens of thousands of years, and this skill has allowed him to avoid a series of kills from the class leader."

"Attention, attention, our Ian is standing up again, everyone applaud his tenacity! At the same time, I also reminded everyone that Ian's other shoe also ran away, which shows how important balance is in battle! ”

"Good! Look at our Ian, who relied on a beech to avoid an obstacle, and I counted them - one, two, three, four. It was so shocking that Ian performed four passive loops in a row. I never thought Ian-san was so strong, he had the potential to unify the universe. But what is beech? This is likely to show that Ian likes cylindrical objects, which is really a thought-provoking conclusion. We have to question the dominant sexuality in a new way. ”

"It's so exciting, Ian once again dodged a squad leader's kill, I have reason to suspect that Ian's ass is equipped with external armor, and it is the part of the latest exoskeleton armor, this is the first time this weapon has been used in actual combat, and the data is very important."

"Yes, definitely. Ian's ability to get up is amazing, and this reaction is against the sky without help, and Ian already has the strength to attack the aircraft carrier battle group alone. ”

"There is good news, there is another girl in our class who has no name, and that is the beautiful Miss Nongni. There is also one more choice and opportunity for everyone. And one more, or the good news, we have one less competitor. Ian will retire from the stage of history forever. Oh, my God! It was our lucky day. Two good news, shouldn't everyone cheer once! Come, let's hear everyone's cheers! ”

It's a commotion—

Countless fragile objects were thrown out of the windows of the boys' quarters, like a cruiser firing a salvo with the weapons on its flanks. And then everyone was out of luck! Because outside the dormitory is a minefield arranged by Accord, and there is no time to clean it up, there are anti-infantry mines, anti-armor mines, anchor mines, floating mines, button mines, and the notorious stink bombs configured with the dung and cooking oil of the Dudu bird and uranic acid, the taste is equal to rotten eggs + stinky socks + fox odor + overnight meal + stool.

"Ahem, ahem! Accord, I'm going to kill you! ”

Countless voices roared through countless windows, and resentment converged into a powerful energy that broke through the atmosphere and orbital defenses of the planet.

Accord shuddered, then turned around and ran. Ian-san, remember, you are not fighting alone, and the brothers will not forget your ......

"It's good to be young." Principal Lindeman grinned and closed the window, as a bunch of stinking people were destroying the ecological balance of the college.

"Is this the look of a lust fan?" Tutor Belinda Gore looked at Principal Lindeman suspiciously, "If my dead ghost man is still around, he will kill you." ”

"Phew!" Principal Lindeman took a sip, "If my lovers were still around, I'd give you a nail makeover." ”

"Lover? Are you talking about the old goblin with the purple head? ”

"Not old! It's not a goblin either! At least better than your dead ghost man. ”

"Really? Did you run away when she was pregnant? What a man who has no responsibility! ”

"That's a rumor, she's not pregnant, it's all a rumor she made up." Principal Lindeman said angrily

"Really? Hehe. Mentor Belinda Gore sneered, "Then her big belly is also fake?" And it went to the military headquarters, which is a highlight of your glorious history. ”

"That's not mine! How many times have I said that! ”

"A lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth."

"Absolutely fallacious!" Principal Lindeman was in a hurry.

"Ahem, cough, two, let's talk about the situation in front of you first, there are a lot of troubles?" Mentor Roberts saw that the battle was about to escalate, and hurriedly came out to play a round. The emotional entanglement between Principal Lindeman and Mentor Belinda Gore can be made into a 1oo-rated TV series, and then used for the first breakup.

Principal Lindeman patted his forehead, looking very annoyed

"Yes, yes! The situation can now be described as a mess. I'm a student! really lived up to my prediction, and finally poked a big basket that no one could make up. Now that our Fast Empire is almost isolated, needless to say, there must be a replacement behind this. ”

"That can't be said either, classmate Chu Ming can't help himself." Belinda Gore's mentor used to contradict Lindeman, and this time was no exception

"Yes, but the current situation is that he has to carry this black cauldron if he doesn't carry it, and Miss Banbi has agreed to cover up the killing of the emperor. But Lady Renee and the pure-blood prince are in trouble, those people in the Substitute Alliance, especially those who are good at mental power attacks, it is not difficult to get the truth, they are just suspicious now, but how long can we hide it? ”

Tutor Roberts hesitated and said, "Didn't Master Grosso say that Classmate Chu Ming was infected by the Blood Clan?" With the ability to mimic the blood clan, can't this escape the pursuit of the Lian? ”

"Hey-" Principal Lindeman sighed, "even if it's a real Bloodline, it's not the same as being wiped out." Maybe that's the only way we can do it. ”

"Do you really want to use that?" Tutor Belinda Gore looked at Principal Lindeman in surprise, that method is also an extremely dangerous method, and it is not a bright and smooth path.

"Yes, I think it's likely to be this ending." Principal Lindeman nodded, then perked up, "Forget it, there are too many things, let's come one by one." Let's talk about the present, the first is how to face the pressure of neighboring countries. The golden school year has long passed, and our cadets should also go to the battlefield. Second, do you still participate in the inter-school competition? How do I participate? ”

Mentor Roberts nodded in agreement, "Yes, it's a priority. I also thought about it, in fact, these two things can be carried out at the same time, and the inter-school competition still has to participate, I am very confident in this class of students, but Chu Ming must not appear. And where should Chu Ming go? It was obviously not appropriate to stay in the academy, and it was no longer safe for Duxing. In fact, I suggested that he continue his studies – that is, to return to the battlefield. Master Grosso agrees with this opinion, and the master believes that the proper release of emotions will help to recover. This is good for Chu Ming. ”

"Okay, okay, I don't think there's any other way but to do it first. I'm now, I'm the unluckiest principal, more tired than any principal. But that's fine, I don't think there are many principals who can lead such a class of students, and I'm really a little proud. Huh"

Principal Lindeman was in a better mood, as the noise of the commotion outside was getting closer, and it seemed that someone was coming here for refuge. Principal Lindeman sighed again - it's good to be young

PS: I'm Principal Lindeman, young man, vote, for Chu Ming's freshmen.