Chapter Ninety-Eight: It is not good to be a teacher
Special materials create special talents, in three days, Geng Jianyang watched the five thousand years, sighed, learned to watch TV, and learned to change the channel, Wang Xiaohu bought him a mobile phone, can make calls, and the tap water is not surprised, it is the haze that made him sick, and he got used to it after two days...... In short, everything is moving in the direction of good.
As for Geng Jianyang's fortune telling, Wang Xiaohu originally had the intention to ask, but this kid shook his head and didn't say, what kind of numerology is the technique, piety is the best, it's not okay to make a joke, so that Wang Xiaohu, the head of the house, is quite faceless, until this day, the weather is cool, cloudless, and it is the first day of the new year, just when it is the time to incense, Shen Xu led the team, a group of four, and reversed to Hongluo Temple.
I got up very early, but I rushed to a late market, and the red temple wall was full of fortune-tellers and half-immortals, as well as incense sellers, Buddha statues, food sellers, water sellers, and stall holders...... It's lively and lively like a big set, I didn't find a suitable place to practice for a long time, and I met a blind man who was begging, and I bet with William Lin that I was a real blind man, and I said that it was false, and when the blind man arrived, William Lin pointed to Shen Xu and asked: "Is my buddy handsome?" ”
The blind man rolled his eyes: "Handsome, handsome!" "William Lin decisively paid for it, this Nima is really blind.
After a bit of nonsense, he found a shady place under a big tree outside the temple, Geng Jianyang was still the same outfit, with long hair, big pants, big white T-shirt, flip-flops, the difference is that this time he took a big pu fan in his hand, sat on the horse, and covered the ground with the props that Shenxu used to use.
Geng Jianyang's strange appearance quickly attracted attention, everyone pointed at him, but he nodded implicitly, without the slightest embarrassment, Fengshen handsome, red face and white teeth, a beautiful young man, the effect is there, but no one came to him to tell fortunes, think about it, how can anyone who has studied the Book of Changes have to be thirty or forty years old, this is still small, fortune telling, the competition is also fierce, no one will believe it, Geng Jianyang looks like a high school student, who is full enough to find him fortune telling?
After sitting for two hours, I didn't receive a business, but I was ridiculed by the old half-immortals in the same industry, in the eyes of these old gods, Geng Jianyang's hair did not grow, although his temperament is unique, but he can't see where he has the ability to tell fortunes and deceive people, and he is waiting to see the jokes.
At noon, there was no one to tell fortunes, a few people when they first came to the interest turned into frustration, in response to the call of prudence, go to eat first, too expensive place reluctant to go, looking for a long time, in a remote street far away from the temple to find a very small somen restaurant, the signboard of the noodle restaurant is not big, just three words, the noodle restaurant, there is no guest at noon, it seems that it is not expensive, four people hula in, find a table to sit down, stunned is not to see a person.
The small noodle restaurant is quite clean, almost spotless, not even a fly can be seen, clean is clean, no one came up to say hello, Shenxu stood all morning did not receive a job, is not happy, no one in the hall to meet, shouting: "The eater is coming, is there any panting?" ”
The curtain behind the noodle shop was lifted, and a beautiful woman in her early thirties came out, wearing jeans, a well-fitting T-shirt, her head crossed, phoenix eyebrows and bright eyes, looking forward to the displacement, all of them were seductive, delicate and greasy, her skin was like snow, and her lips were more like a little in the snow.
The brothers who watched it couldn't help but be stunned, such a talent, they had to go crazy to be a junior, why did they fall into such a small noodle restaurant? And even if it is down-and-out in a small noodle restaurant, the business should be so good, no one will doubt the wolf's vision and cheekiness, now it's a meal again, the business is so cold, this is not scientific!
The beauty came out lazily, her image was a little flattering, holding a handful of melon seeds in her hand, and she glanced at them obliquely while knocking: "What are you eating?" ”
"Let's mix three silks, shoot cucumbers, the whole peel, sweet and sour peanuts, mix a yuba, four bottles of beer, go first, and then ...... later" Shen Xuan is very heroic, it seems that he wants a lot, no one is valuable, Shen Xuan called out, the beauty did not move, and the whole Shen Xuan was quite puzzled and asked: "Let's do these first, give us the beer first." ”
The beauty lazily spit out the skin of the melon seeds into her hand and rolled her eyes: "Except for plain noodles, there is nothing else!" ”
I got a grass, and I didn't ask what to eat? If it was a male boss, Shen Xu's words would have been said a long time ago, but the other party was a big beauty, so he kept his reserve, groaned for a while, and pretended to say: "Then let's have four bowls of somen noodles, and put more bean sprouts!" ”
The beauty snorted, put down the curtain and went into the kitchen, the brothers sat on the chairs, you look at me, I look at you, Shen Xuan couldn't help but shoot at Geng Jianyang, and said: "You kid is very profound, and he doesn't have any skills, he didn't take a job in the morning, I see, you can't count on it, let's just change careers, it's not a way to consume it like this, there are more people who make incense in the morning, and there are fewer people in the afternoon......"
Shen Xuan aimed at Geng Jianyang, that was to remember the hatred that beat him a few days ago, but Geng Jianyang didn't care and said: "Do you have the ability, then you have to see the real chapter and then say, no one has found it, but I can't blame me, to tell you the truth, my master Huangshi Gongpi numerology is worth a thousand gold, I am his apprentice, it is not worth a thousand gold, and there is still more than 100 gold." ”
"Yo-yo...... You bragging, you don't need 100 gold, you calculate a hundred yuan for your buddy, I admire you......"
Shenxu counted Geng Jianyang, Wang Xiaohu sat on the stool dejectedly, took out a cigarette, lit it, smoked more and more, and launched the fist product Geng Jianyang with great interest.
The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, Wang Xiaohu sighed, but since he has chosen this path, for the master, for himself, no matter how difficult it is, he has to go on, man, he just has to bear all the misfortunes, and he has to smile and say, this is not a thing.
In a cranky thought, the beautiful woman came out with two bowls of somen noodles, put them on the table, and went back to the kitchen to serve two bowls, exactly four bowls, but from the time he put down the curtain to now, five minutes have not passed, and there is no fireworks on his body, so he made four bowls of noodles so quickly?
Wang Xiaohu was also hungry, he couldn't care so much, he lowered his head and sandwiched a chopstick noodle, sucked it into his mouth, his eyes lit up, this noodle is so delicious, not to mention the strength, the white soup is elegant and fresh, savor carefully, fragrant but not greasy, delicious and not dry, which makes people taste it. couldn't help but say: "Good craftsmanship, boss lady!" ”
The proprietress smiled, still knocking on the melon seeds and said: "The guest officer praised it, to be honest, I didn't do it with my heart, if I used my heart, it would taste better." Speaking of this, he squinted at the piece of ancient jade hanging on Geng Jianyang's pants, and asked with a smile: "This little brother knows how to tell fortunes?" Then you can do the math for me! ”
When Geng Jianyang heard this, he looked up at the proprietress, and suddenly his whole body was shocked, and he said: "Don't dare, don't dare, although the numerology is fine, it can't count your life, and the lady is also the one who relies on the essence." The qi is chaotic in the middle, the things change in the outside, the shape and spirit temperament, and the use of the inside and the outside. Based on the five elements, through the five things, although the news rises and falls, and the ten thousand ends are moved, it can be discussed in the field of the sign of blame. ”
Geng Jianyang was still talking in the first half, and the second half was also human, Wang Xiaohu and the three of them didn't understand, but the proprietress understood, nodded at Geng Jianyang and said, "I really believe that you are the descendant of Huangshi Gong, you have crossed over?" Teach me how to wear it, and I'll try it out too. ”
"Hey, why do you want to make fun of me!" Geng Jianyang sighed and told his life experience, this kid may be depressed, when others ask, it is like telling a story, the cause and effect are clearly explained, and the proprietress can hear it giggle...... Jiao laughed non-stop, the melon seeds were no longer knocked, and when Geng Jianyang finished speaking, she stood up and said: "After listening to such a fun story, I invited this meal today." After saying that, he walked into the kitchen, brought out two side dishes in a moment, took a few more bottles of beer, and poured a glass for everyone.
The proprietress face became a little fast, William Lin and Shen Xuan were a little at a loss, but Wang Xiaohu saw that the proprietress was not an ordinary person, it was impossible for the small shop opened by ordinary people to be so clean, it was impossible to have no buddy, it was impossible for the noodles to be made so delicious, and so fast.
The proprietress changed her appearance, clinked glasses with a few people, and introduced each other, the boss's name is Zhu Mingming, and the people nearby call her Sister Hong, who has opened a noodle shop here for three or four years, and let them come often in the future, after hearing Shenxu bragging that a few of them are from the Lingbao faction, Wang Xiaohu is the head of the Lingbao faction, laughed loudly, and said: "The orthodox Taoist sect has been reduced to such a ......"
Everyone was happy to eat a meal, almost until two o'clock, seeing that Shen Xuan drank too much again, Wang Xiaohu hurriedly said goodbye, went out of the noodle restaurant, and was far away, Wang Xiaohu asked Geng Jianyang: "Do you see the origin of the boss?" ”
Geng Jianyang was silent for a moment, and said to Wang Xiaohu mysteriously: "She has a fire spirit aura on her, but I can't see the rest." ”
Wang Xiaohu was about to ask again, Geng Jianyang shook his head at him, signaled too much, he didn't know what to say, and sat under the tree calmly with Ma Za, drank a little too much, and shouted there with a big tongue: "It's a free fortune teller, maybe you don't want money, but I will stick it to you......"
After shouting a few times, a woman who had just come out of the temple looked over, and when she saw that there was a door, she hurriedly beckoned: "Is the beauty a fortune teller?" Today's opening is a big reward, fortune telling doesn't need money, it's not accurate, and it's posted to you, let's calculate it......"
The woman was twenty-eight or nineteen years old, dressed neatly and neatly, like an ordinary white-collar worker, and looked like there was something undecided, and she walked over hesitantly.
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