Xichang, Sichuan Province

Although this highland city in southern China is unexpectedly cold in December, a small, fully heated restaurant on the base is still as warm as spring, and you can't help but feel drowsy.

“…… Xinhua News Agency reported that China's 'Wu Gang' 13 and 'Wu Gang' 14 lunar spacecraft have completed their scientific research missions on the lunar surface and the construction of permanent lunar bases, as well as the selection of sites for new bases on a larger scale in the future, and embarked on a journey to return to the earth......

The successful construction of this permanent lunar base is of great and far-reaching significance for further enhancing China's economic strength, scientific and technological strength, and national cohesion, and demonstrating the great Chinese road, Chinese spirit, and Chinese liliang...... It not only represents another great victory of mankind in conquering the universe, but also symbolizes the heroic ambition of the sons and daughters of China who dare to go to the moon for nine days. And it means that China's manned space program has entered an unprecedented, more challenging and pioneering new stage......"

“…… Weishenme says that the moon landing is meaningless? Because since the Apollo Jihua in the United States, every moon landing has cost a lot of money, but it has not produced economic benefits. The basic scientific research projects have long been completed, and the conditions for further development are not yet ripe.

Therefore, the United States stopped landing on the moon in the last century, and other countries did not continue to invest money in this boundless utopia, only Chinese mainland is still squandering the people's fat for the sake of so-called national pride and for the support of its leaders. It costs a lot of money to get to the moon.

In the eyes of relevant experts, such actions are just a gimmick used by Chinese mainland to satisfy the vanity of its people and sky-high advertisements to other countries. What practical benefits can such an action bring to ordinary mainlanders? Not at all! And the giant word 'demolition' left on the surface of the moon. It has nailed this regime to the pillar of shame in history forever...... Taiwan's XX Satellite TV reports for you......"

“…… From today onwards, when we look up at the moon, we will see a new ugly text, that is, the word 'demolition' left by Chinese lunar astronauts on the lunar surface...... There is a saying among Chinese folklore: 'Without demolition, there would be no New China'. After committing countless horrific and tragic murders, the Chinese demolition team, the evil hand of the authoritarian dictatorship, has finally reached out to the distant universe. On the moon, which is supposed to belong to all mankind, greedily has made its mark......

Many facts have fully proved that the Chinese should not have a strong liliang. Chinese do not have the ability to control their greed, do not have the least sense of reverence, only know how to greedily demand, and use all kinds of high-tech killing weapons to threaten and blackmail others. Every kind of advanced scientific and technological product. In the hands of greedy Chinese, they will only become accomplices. Become a tool of criminals. We must call on the good people to mobilize the liliang of the entire civilization to disarm this Chinese evil dragon with the toughest attitude......"

“…… The U.S. Congress is debating the possibility of declaring the Moon a new territory of the United States of America in accordance with the international practice of 'first come, first served', and using this as a legal basis to prohibit other countries from landing on the Moon! If another spacecraft encroaches on U.S. lunar territory. Shoot down with missiles in general! Mr. Chen XX, a well-known overseas dissident, said: If the bill can be passed, it will be a victory for democracy and a counterattack for civilization......"

“…… Big news! Tokyo XX Film and Television Co., Ltd. is preparing to launch the latest functional AV sci-fi masterpiece "Nadeshiko"! And invited today's hottest national idol Miss Kameyan. Play the heroine in the drama - the majestic galactic female pirate, Captain Nadeshiko Hoshino!

The film is written by the famous functional novelist Kitama Taro, and mainly tells the story that has to be told between a female cosmic pirate group and a lustful interstellar tentacle monster, which is guaranteed to allow the audience to enjoy all kinds of hip waves, juice splashes, and gorgeous battles!

At present, the script of the film is under intense work and is expected to meet the audience next Christmas......"

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“…… Alas, it's all over at all! ”

Sitting at the dining table full of various refreshments, listening to all kinds of reports on satellite TV, Wang Qiu shook his head in a relieved voice while looking at the sky at an oblique 45° upward.

- This unexpected journey from the Earth to the Moon has indeed come to an end.

In addition to the two unlucky astronauts who were delayed because of the delay in returning to Jihua and the excessive operation out of the capsule, they felt sick all over.

Except for a certain person who was forced to fly from the moon 360,000 kilometers away because of the accidental disappearance of a wormhole, he was alone in control of a never-before-touched moon landing spaceship, and he was afraid to embark on a long journey home.

In addition to continuing to work on the moon, the communication equipment of the Xichang ground command center was almost overloaded and exploded, and the staff of the satellite city also had to work in three shifts to rotate hundreds of lunar surface survey robots.

Except that the misfortune was wide. The General Administration of Electricity was shot, and I don't know when it will be officially released on CCTV.

In addition to the dozens of tons of moon dust and moon rock piled up in the warehouse of Xichang Satellite City, so that scientific researchers do not know how to dispose of it.

In addition to temporarily showing a dilapidated and ruined state, most of the equipment and cabins are not able to use the "China Moon Village" normally.

Except for the mouthful of metal garbage that was indiscriminately buckled upside down between the various metal garbage in the "Moon Village", I don't know where to put it in the "Moon Sovereignty Ding".

Except for the huge word "demolition" on the moon that made the Chinese leaders feel entangled and made the news media of Shijie countries laugh.

And in the dark night sky, the poor moon that was forcibly marked with the symbol "to be demolished" by the Chinese demolition team (laughs......

But in any case, at the moment when the wormhole disappeared and the traverser returned safely, at least Wang Qiu's own lunar adventure had ended safely.

Well, all in all. Congratulations, congratulations.

After that, you can relax and rest. Adjust your spirit...... Then wait for the next wormhole that will reappear at some point.

Alas, the career of the Chengguan Dogtooth International Column seems to be really hard enough...... However, it seems that there are great benefits or something.

For example, now by Wang Qiu's side, there is a group of people gathering - a Russian hairy girl with blonde hair and big breasts, and a Japanese shrine maiden with black and straight breasts. The sick girl in a wheelchair, three exotic beauties with their own charms, sat around the same table as this ordinary-looking male college student......

Warblers and swallows from all over the world gather on their sides and compete for beauty. This is really a very classic, very bloody harem anime actor treatment.

Although the three beautiful women present, none of them are currently members of Wang Qiu's harem.

“…… Miss Kameyan, are you really planning to take over this "Lustful Battleship Nadeshiko"? Is the body able to eat? ”

Wang Qiu raised the blue and white porcelain cup in his hand and sipped the piping hot black coffee in small sips. He asked Kameyan, who was in a wheelchair munching on cookies.

- Although Shikame Flame did not suffer from any serious illness in the universe. However, the weightless environment in space has a great impact on human health.

First of all, in the case of long-term weightlessness, people's bones will continue to decalcify, resulting in more and more loose bones, and fractures. At present, the space departments of various countries do not have a reliable treatment for this matter, and can only carry out restorative recuperation and exercise after returning to Earth.

Secondly. In a weightless universe, because there is no need to exert force. The muscles will slowly atrophy. In particular, the muscles of the lower limbs, which normally have to walk and support the whole body, are now without gravity, and the muscles naturally atrophy - so they can only be lifted out on a stretcher once they return to the ground.

Then, under weightlessness, the blood supply to the heart is also weakened, resulting in insufficient blood supply to the limbs after returning to the ground.

Generally speaking, if you are a professional astronaut who has undergone severe training, such a weightless life of more than 20 days may not be to the extent that you are completely unable to walk. But Shikame Yan, a Japanese actress who sells meat for a living, obviously can't have received any relevant training......

As a result, once she returned to the ground from space, she was confined to a wheelchair and was still unable to stand up and return to Japan.

According to the arrangement of Chinese aerospace medical scientists, after returning to the ground, Lu Muyan will first undergo 14 days of medical isolation, adapt to the earth's environment, especially the gravity environment, in a special facility, improve the cardiovascular system and support the function of locomotor organs, eliminate the fatigue of space flight, and at least restore the ability to stand. In addition, they will receive massages and traditional Chinese medicine treatments – these are essential treatments for every Chinese astronaut after their return.

Next, she will stay in a sanatorium with beautiful scenery and fresh air for about three months, receiving examinations and diagnosis and treatment at any time, gradually increasing her activity while continuing to recuperate, and strive to regain the ability to walk independently until all physiological parameters are restored to a healthy state. After three months, if Ms. Kameyan has undergone a thorough examination and proves that she is in good health, she will be able to leave China and return to Japan to participate in "performing arts work".

And before that, Miss Lu Mu Yan couldn't leave Xichang Satellite City at all, and naturally she couldn't shoot that space functional AV movie...... Fortunately, on the Japanese side, I have only just started to write the script of "The Lustful Battleship Nadeshiko", so I should have a lot of time to spare.

Relatively speaking, Wang Qiu, who is constantly shuttling back and forth between weightless space and the Xichang base on the ground, has basically not encountered this problem.

“…… It should be fine! After all, I'm in this business to eat, if I don't go to make films, what else can I live on? ”

Miss Shikame, who has now added her sick attributes, yawned in her wheelchair and replied, "...... I've just read the outline of the script they sent by email.,The heroine basically just needs to sit in the command seat.,It's good to be obediently violated by the tentacle monster with various tools.,Because the mouth is blocked by the mouth ball.,So in addition to calling Chun,,There's not even a few lines.,It should be said that it's very relaxed......

Belch? What the? Do you want to inquire about the Zuihou ending of that "Knotty Battleship Nadeshiko"? Alas, of course, it's a group of 'honest and honest' tsundere female pirates, and a group of alien female captives who have been taken captive, and they are doing happy 'popping' sports with naughty and cute tentacle monsters all day long, until they completely lose themselves, and finally live a corrupt life without clothes and shame in that gorgeous and absurd harem battleship! ”

“…… Belch. Moe version of tentacle monsters and harem? It's really undisciplined, but it's better to open a harem than to hunt for curiosities......"

Wang Qiu touched his nose and said, "...... Hollywood's alien aliens. But it's much more ferocious than the tentacle monsters in Japan, and I really can't imagine how to use that kind of thing to make an A-movie...... So, next, I don't know what Miss Kame's plans are, is she going to develop in the formal entertainment industry? ”

“…… I'm afraid it's not that easy, I have self-knowledge in this regard......" Shikameyan sighed with a wry smile, "...... I didn't come from a specialized acting school. Acting skills can only be said to be three-legged cats, and they are not very good at singing, and what is worse is that their memory is not very good. Sometimes I don't even remember my lines, and I don't look like I can be a movie star no matter how I look - otherwise I wouldn't have to make a movie or a movie.

Although the gimmick of 'cosmic actress' is very loud, it is impossible to use it for a lifetime. And if you continue to make A movies, the income is too small...... So. I'm going to finish filming "Kinky Battleship Nadeshiko". After earning enough fame, he decisively transformed and went to the red light district to open a nightclub to be a mother! ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly changed her previous melancholy and became a fluttering eyebrow, "...... As long as you find a way to build a space station or space battleship model similar to the one in the film, and then I, the 'National Space Actress', will personally serve as a Kanban girl and open a 'Pink Universe Space Station' that teaches space physiology education courses, I believe there will be no shortage of customers who want to experience it! It's definitely going to be an instant hit! ”

- In fact. Due to the overall Great Depression in the AV market, AV actresses in Japan are currently trying to make more money. In addition to the fixed hair every month, I will find a way to do some side hustles to make extra money. If you're a little shy, you can publish a photo album. And most of the actresses who can pull down their faces, in addition to filming, will go to a nightclub to hang up their names and do some "environmentally friendly and GDP-generating business" with fans in bed. If they can save enough money to open a nightclub before they are old and decrepit, then it is the most standard "road to success" for them.

- Most of the Chinese literati are "good at learning", and many Japanese actresses are aiming to be nightclub mothers......

“…… Actually, the producer originally wanted to inquire about the meat that had made a glorious appearance in my previous space pornography. Who exactly does the stick belong to, and it is said that it is to be given to this meat. The owner of the stick arranged a character in the play...... "After describing his ideal blueprint, Lu Muyan suddenly changed his mind again," ...... Are you interested in taking a kick in it, Senior Wang Qiu, whose lower body is more famous than his upper body? ”

“…… Oh? Really? Do you want me to be an actor and have a fight with you in the movie? By the way, some whips, candles, and collars or something. ”

Although he was not interested in starring in this kind of film at all, out of curiosity and politeness, Wang Qiu still asked casually.

“…… Meow haha! Not really! The producer wants you to play a weak pseudo-girl who is inserted into her ass and bursts her chrysanthemum by a tentacle monster! ”

Lu Mu Yan looked up to the sky without restraint and said, "...... Whip? Candle? Haha, Wang Jun looks like a good boy with innocence, but is he also a lascivious man with a head full of white and turbid liquid? And there are also abusive attributes? Uh-huh, you should really use your tentacles to train your chrysanthemum well. ”

——Hearing this embarrassing truth, Wang Qiu couldn't help but feel chrysanthemum tight, his buttocks chilled, and he felt very painful.

“…… Haha, that ghost animal Taro who wrote the script is really imaginative......" He smiled awkwardly as he quickly diverted the subject, "...... By the way, Miss Sanae Rika, I wonder what you're going to do next? Are you preparing to fly back to Japan to make a trip to the former prime minister of Kotori Yumashiro? ”

Then, Wang Qiu got an answer from the other party that he hadn't thought of at all.

“…… No, I'm not going back, to be exact, I don't have time to go back to Japan. Because my life has come to an end! ”

The zombie shrine maiden Sanae Rika shook her head unusually lonely, and calmly said something terrifying, "...... At this point, there's nothing more that can't be said. I could clearly feel that I was running out of what I had left. I am afraid that it will be a matter of the past two days to really be summoned by the other side of the Santu River - not to mention, I am already a dead man in the household registration of the Japanese government......

Hehe, you should be surprised! Actually, I don't know how Weishenme would be, originally I thought that zombies could stay alive forever!

But this is not the case, and since the wormhole that I caused to connect Tokyo and Fukushima to burst, I have clearly felt that the vitality in my body is gradually draining. In the last two days, it has been like the opening of the reservoir gates, and I can't stop it, and now I can keep my body moving, which is already a little reluctant - it feels like Alice Phil, the "little grail" in "FATE/ZERO".

However, I have no regrets about this coming eternal rest, for my greatest wish has been fulfilled.

- When I returned to the world from the Yellow Springs Hell on the other side of the Santu River with a lot of grief and resentment, and then was picked up by your sister, she promised me that she would help me carry forward the Sanae family's Manekiko Shrine and become the number one shrine in Japan...... And this is also the zuihou obsession that drives me to stay on this shijie...... Once this thing is done, I will no longer have to worry about this shijie. Well, that's all for the discouragement! ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly smiled, changed to a cheerful tone that was completely out of line with the environment, and teased Wang Qiu, who was shocked and sad, "...... Let's talk about the things that will make you happy! Since my soul is about to leave this shijie, then this body is left for you to enjoy as you please! Although the soul is no longer there, according to the attributes of zombies, my body is estimated to not decay for a long time! If you want to use it as a pillow or an inflatable doll, I wouldn't object to it! ”

She patted her chest undisciplinedly, and announced to Wang Qiu with a great look.

And Wang Qiu, who was given a "big gift", was embarrassed again - Miss Zombie Witch, do you really have to stick to the festival until you die?

- At this time, what Wang Qiu didn't know was that Sanae Rika's festival was far from over, and her story was far from over...... (To be continued.) )