Bagh regretted it!

He really regretted it, not only did his intestines turn green, but he also vomited a lot.

After the military doctor examined Bag's body, he said that it was airsickness syndrome, and Bagh collapsed at that time. He has been in the army for so many years, especially in the years since he joined the Ninth Special Operations Unit, not to mention mecha combat vehicles, but also fighter planes and transport planes and other aviation weapons, and he has also driven a lot. Never before, I vomited so badly, and I was actually "airsick" when I was driving a land mecha!

What made Bag even more crazy was that Haoyi Children's Shoes, as the "main culprit" of this "airsickness" incident, had nothing to do, and even excitedly applied to Bag to enter the Thor simulation cockpit again. Of course, this request was rejected mercilessly by Bag, who was on the verge of going berserk.

"Why doesn't this little bunny have anything to do?" Ba Ge is seriously unbalanced in his heart, although the foodie Hu Erpang is also "airsick" (after this cargo came out of the simulated cockpit, his eyes have been flashing with the shadow of chicken leg burgers and other delicacies, and he has been in a state of mental breakdown for a long time), but Bag is still jealous of Hao Yi, the perverted master!

"Could it be because this guy has superpowers?" Zuihou, Bagh reluctantly found a reason for himself, and finally calmed himself down.

This is the most famous "supernatural event" in the history of Base 9, also known as the "Thor ** Incident".

The ten Thor's mechas, which were stored in the large arsenal for teaching, suddenly started the system on their own at the same time, in an unmanned state, and then ran wildly in the arsenal like a collective sheep, followed by a strange and ugly robot dance (according to experts, it was the Thor mecha imitating the belly dance of humans!). ）。 At that time, a song called "Wash and Scrub" actually echoed in the warehouse. If it weren't for the fact that the ammunition depot inside the mecha was not filled with energy blocks, I'm afraid those large weapon warehouses would have been destroyed in the hands of these steel behemoths.

For this "Thor ** incident", the weapons experts in the base, including the military department, have not been able to find a convincing explanation, so that many weapons experts in Zuihou have not studied a fart, and can only attribute this incident to a supernatural event. Some experts claim that this is likely to be related to the special geography of the Arctic and even the aurora.

"These idiots!" Seeing the report summarized by the experts, Bagh gritted his teeth and cursed. Maybe others can't guess the real reason for this incident, but Bag is 9.90% sure that the perverted Haoyi is the culprit of this "Thor**" incident!

The reason why Bag is so sure of it all starts when he took Hao Yi and the two into the training cabin of the Thor simulation control system. Bag's original idea was to test Hao Yi, so he let Hao Yi sit in the main driver's seat and become the "commander" of this Thor mecha.

The commander of the Thor mecha is very different from the commander of a regular vehicle. With the help of the full-featured attitude simulation control system that gathers the hard work and wisdom of thousands of scientific and technological personnel, the commander of the Thor mecha can completely control all the motion mechanisms of the entire mecha. In other words, all the actions of the Thor mecha, even the fart, are carried out by simulating the actions of the commander.

This simulated control system looks quite simple, but it is difficult for any ordinary person to master this control system proficiently without extremely harsh and long-term special training. Once the system is activated, any subtle movement of each part of the commander's body can affect the entire Thor running attitude, and the liliang displacement of each action is slightly different, and the actions reflected by the system on the steel giant beast with a height of tens of meters will be very different.

To give a simple example, for example, ancient swordsmen often wanted to achieve the realm of the unity of man and sword, so that the sword could move at will. And a qualified Thor mecha commander must also achieve the realm of "unity" with the Thor mecha, so that he can drive the Thor mecha smoothly to give full play to its maximum combat effectiveness.

After Bag threw Hao Yi into the main driver's seat, he didn't tell Hao Yi anything except for a brief introduction on how to start the control system and how to operate some simple actions. He originally planned to try this thing, whether he had the talent to drive the Thor mecha.

In the cockpit of the Thor mecha, there are two other auxiliary pilot seats. In addition to controlling the nuclear main gun of the Thor mecha and the weapon system of the anti-aircraft missile respectively, the two auxiliary pilots can only use the joystick to manipulate the Thor mecha to perform some simple actions, such as standing upright, walking, turning around, and so on. Moreover, their level of control over the movements of the Thor mecha body is far lower than that of the main driver, that is, the commander. In other words, unless the commander loses control of the Thor mecha, the two auxiliary pilots will not be able to take the main control of the mech.

Bag, who sat in the passenger seat, raised a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and put on a holographic helmet quite proudly. He thought that he would soon see Haoyi's ugly appearance, but after a few minutes, he completely regretted it.

In the operating environment of the Thor mecha simulated by a powerful microcomputer, the mecha piloted by Haoyi and the three of them first slowly stood up from the ground, and then, probably tentatively, took a small step forward.

However, this first step, it fell short......

"Bang dang!" In the simulated field, this Thor mecha fell heavily to the ground in a fairly standard dog-eating posture, like a baby just learning to walk. Perhaps because Haoyi was too nervous, Thor's limbs were still waving and planing on the ground, as if he was going to perform synchronized swimming on the ground.

That's right, Haoyi's first action of piloting the Thor mecha was declared a failure! Bagh in the passenger seat also showed a smug smile, and he was ready to wait for this cargo suit to beg for mercy, and then teach him how to effectively control the Thor mecha.

However, Bagh was disappointed.

Who is Haoyi? As the pig's foot of this book, this perverted guy who opened the plug-in is certainly the master of omnipotent!

In just a few seconds after the Thor mecha fell, this guy vaguely caught the driving skills of the Thor mecha. Maybe it's thanks to his slightly clever head, or maybe it's thanks to his superpowers or his incomprehensible psionic powers. All in all, before Bag's smile dissipated, Haoyi manipulated the Thor mecha to stand up again and take another step.

"Bang, boom!" The two majestic and powerful steel giants stepped rhythmically on the floor, emitting a shocking metallic trill. This Thor mecha, or Haoyi, was able to manipulate the mecha to walk freely when he first came into contact with this full-featured attitude simulation control system. For ordinary people, this is almost impossible, and Bag's smile suddenly froze on his face. And after Haoyi manipulated the mecha to slowly start accelerating and running, Bag's eyes almost fell out, and an unbelievable look appeared on his face.

......Hao Yi, who was already completely excited, actually learned from the appearance of King Kong in the movie, slammed his arms into his chest with both arms, and let out a string of ghost howls from his mouth!

"Bang bang bang!" The powerful simulation system transmitted the tremor of Thor's arms slamming into his chest to Bag sitting in the passenger seat quite realistically. In the series of metal thumpings, Bagg's donkey's face turned green, and his jaw fell to the ground with a thud.

"Whew!" The next moment, Ba Ge clearly saw bursts of light blue light on Hao Yi's body, and the electronic devices in the cockpit were bursting out of dense blue electric sparks like spider webs, sending out bursts of stabbing movements in the air.

This Thor mecha simulation cockpit, Bag has experienced it at least forty or fifty times, but there has never been such a strange situation, and the eyes on the donkey's face are wide open.

"Whew!" A blinding white light suddenly flashed in the simulated cockpit. After the white light, a strange string of characters jumped out of Bag's holographic helmet, followed by a strange computer-synthesized sound in Bagg's headset.

"Ten sets of subsystems have been connected, waiting for the host command!"

"What!" Bagh was dumbfounded. has "driven" the Thor mecha so many times, and he has never seen such a character when he comes out, let alone heard such a computer prompt.

"Whew......" Hao Yi, who was in the main driver's seat, didn't pay attention to the devil instructor's feelings, and then the ghost howled and continued to manipulate the Thor mecha to run wildly.

Feeling the changes in the environment simulated by the microcomputer, Bag clearly felt that the speed of this "Thor" was getting faster and faster, which actually made him a little dizzy. According to his estimates, the speed of this "cargo" has increased at least two hundred yards, and it is still accelerating non-stop, and it is almost flying. For some reason, Bagh suddenly felt a feeling of discomfort in his stomach, and he actually felt a feeling of motion sickness, which shocked him even more.

"Fuck, what a hell of a day today! Why did all the strange things happen? Bag, who never gets sick and airsick, was completely speechless, shaking his head desperately, trying to get rid of this dizziness. However, the rapid change of the external environment inside the holographic helmet made Bag's dizziness stronger than a while.

"Wow!" Hu Erfat, who was next to Bagh, vomited first. Although the thing didn't spit out anything, the foul and bitter water that spewed out of his mouth also stimulated Bagh's sense of smell.

"Bang-bang!" Just when Bag's nerves were on the verge of collapse, Haoyi finally manipulated the mecha to brake sharply and stopped. However, it happened that this was the case, and Bagh only felt a sudden burst of sour water in his stomach, which rushed to his mouth, and he fought hard to hold back.

"Wash, wash, wash, oh, oh......" I thought the farce would stop there, but Bagh was wrong again, so wrong that he wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him.

Hao Yi actually manipulated the mecha and danced a rather gray and absolutely ugly belly dance in place, and what made people collapse was that in the scene simulated by the microcomputer, this steel giant beast dozens of meters tall actually jumped up with Hao Yi in a wooden way.

"Wow......" At this moment, in the constantly shaking cockpit cabin, Bagh finally couldn't help it......