Chapter 206: You can't do a loss-making business
Chapter 206 Can't do a loss-making business
Xie Ling was dumbfounded, she didn't expect Wang Lu and Chen Wei to be okay with this mouthful, Chen Wei's face was buried in the raincoat, and she snorted, "I don't want to, but this guy always comes hard, I, I also have a way, it's not good to think about alarming you, just, just let him." ”
"Originally, I thought it would be good to finish it as soon as possible, anyway, anyway, I know where Wang Lu's sensitive points are, but, I really didn't expect Wang Lu to hold on to him for so long, if I hadn't urged him, he, he seemed to be able to hold on longer."
Xie Ling looked weird, as if she was desperately holding back a smile, "That, sister, this, this is also a good thing, don't men think that the longer the time, the happier the other party." ”
Chen Wei heard the teasing in Xie Ling's words, but she didn't get angry, but sighed, "Xie Ling, you are still young, you don't know what to do, the kind of thing between husband and wife is very tacit, what changes have in the other party, it can often be seen from this kind of thing, Wang Lu and he, it has really changed, I, I am a little scared." ”
Chen Wei muttered, "At that moment, I felt that the man on my body was not my king road at all, he became so strange, just like, just like killing zombies in Jiangbutou today, that man was not Wang Lu at all." ”
Chen Wei said crazy and illogical, but Xie Ling understood, from ** to killing zombies, Wang Lu's recent performance was unexpected, not to mention anything else, a man who can hold on for 2 hours is a terrifying existence, from a medical theory, if that thing persists for more than an hour, it will cause excessive congestion and necrosis of the muscles, which is simply inhuman.
Chen Wei's voice was very low, almost like a whisper, "Men always feel that the longer the time, the more they can show their abilities, and they take it for granted that as NV people, we should also like it, it's really a pig brain, Xie Ling, you really don't know how to do it, that feeling is really uncomfortable." Why don't those men try enemas themselves and see if they will feel as good as the time goes on? Wang Lu wasn't like this before, he, he was a very considerate person, every time he did something, he took care of my feelings, and always made me satisfied, so he ......"
This is already a very secret matter of husband and wife, and Xie Ling doesn't know what it feels like to hear it in her ears, but she forced herself to listen to it, because now what Chen Wei said to her was not Wang Lu's xìng ability, but his changes. More precisely, variation.
Xie Ling was shocked, could it be that Chen Wei was worried......
She leaned closer to Chen Wei, "Sister, are you worried about the sequelae of my brother's illness last time?" ”
Chen Wei didn't say anything, but her eyes were full of fear when she looked at Xie Ling.
Xie Ling smiled reluctantly, "No, brother, isn't he living a good life." If he is also a zombie like this, then the zombie should not be too cute. Where are the zombies who like to eat fried potato cakes? ”
Chen Wei bit chún, raised Wang Lu's left hand, and blocked Wang Bi'an's sight with his body, "Look. ”
Xie Ling only glanced at it, and was so shocked that she almost jumped up from the bamboo raft - the nails of the little thumb were torn from the fingers by Wang Lu with his teeth, the blood of the wound was blurred, and the fracture at the root of Qi was not in order.
"How did this hurt?" Xie Ling exclaimed.
Chen Wei silently handed over a glove - the glove worn by Wang Lu's left hand, and turned out the inside of the glove to show Xie Ling, and there were blood stains everywhere in the glove. "Please know the domain name"
Xie Ling was speechless, looking at the intact gloves, and at Wang Lu's bloody fingers, she gradually pieced together a strange scene The injuries on her fingers were not caused by the attack of foreign zombies, but Wang Lu himself did it on purpose, for some reason, before starting a war with zombies, he deliberately injured his fingers.
Xie Ling suddenly thought of Wang Lu's stumbling when he was approaching Jiangbutou, and now the two of them are together, and it is clear that Wang Lu was self-harming at that time.
Is he crazy In the face of so many zombies, he actually attacked his body so viciously, didn't he know that the injury on his finger would greatly hinder his attack on the zombies? Xie Ling thought to herself, if her finger was injured like this, she would definitely not even be able to hold the handle of the knife, let alone fight for a long time and with high intensity.
This is absolutely self-defeating
Wang Lu is crazy
Xie Ling looked at Chen Wei's eyes, and Chen Wei looked at Xie Ling's eyes, and they all read this answer in unison. …,
From the ** above, Wang Lu is still the same Wang Lu, this stinky man who is with them all day long, likes to snore when he sleeps, secretly stares at Xie Ling's long tuǐ, is willing to brag, and is timid and life-saving.
But his heart is quietly changing.
No, it's not a crossing, it's not soul possession or resurrection.
"Battlefield Trauma Syndrome." Xie Ling said suddenly.
"What?" Chen Wei didn't understand.
Xie Ling wiped the rain from his face, "Many soldiers in the West who are fighting in foreign countries will cause psychological mutations because of the long-term brutal war, which is manifested in abnormal life, self-harm for no reason, autism, and even, some people will be bloodthirsty, bloody, and severe ** pain in order to meet their psychological needs." ”
Chen Wei was stunned for a while, and then said, "If, if Wang Lu is really what you said about battlefield trauma syndrome, I can still accept it, battlefield?" What battlefield could be more brutal and dangerous than the one we face right now? Wang Lu has psychological pressure, and that is normal. But I'm afraid of him, he ......."
Xie Ling shook her head heavily, "Sister, you're thinking too much, no, no." If my brother mutates into a funeral ...... That night had already changed, and how could it have waited until now. ”
Chen Wei let out a long sigh, and she didn't know that Xie Ling's words played a comforting role, or she was at a loss, she said quietly, "Heart disease still needs to be treated, and there is no special effect, let's pay more attention to Wang Lu's words and deeds, and quietly resolve his psychological pressure." ”
Wang Lu was in a daze, naturally unaware that Chen Wei and Xie Ling muttered for a long time, and actually came to such a conclusion that was 108,000 miles away from the truth.
In fact, the 2-hour incident was completely Wang Lu's unintentional mistake, and he felt that the loss of his ability was not completely controlled by Wang Lu's autonomy, and when he was crazy with Chen Wei that day, this ability would be launched sooner or later, and Wang Lu himself didn't think about it, and proudly thought that his "kung fu" had made great progress. To tell the truth, what man is not proud of this kind of thing, no matter how rich and powerful you are, and you can drive 11 BMWs in a big position, people just need to say, "I can do (stress) for 2 hours", how many deeply jealous eyes can be immediately aroused. Man, this is strong, it is really strong.
It's just that I didn't expect this 2-hour incident to be connected by the sensitive Chen Wei and Wang Lu's anomaly today, originally, the two are really connected, they both feel that the loss of ability is to play ghosts, but Chen Wei and Xie Ling analyzed for a long time, but they thought about it.
There was nothing to say, and after arriving at the bottom of the cliff mountain, Chen Wei and Xie Ling half hugged and half dragged on their backs, and finally put Wang Lu Nòng up the mountain in the faint.
Wang Lu woke up in the middle of the night that day, this thing was actually mainly due to excessive detention, and low blood sugar caused by long-term high-intensity exercise - to put it bluntly, killing zombies made him hungry and fainted from hunger.
Except for Wang Bi'an, Chen Wei and Xie Ling didn't fall asleep, and they all breathed a long sigh of relief when they saw Wang Lu wake up.
And then -- and then everybody couldn't sleep.
"Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain......" Wang Lu cried.
Xie Ling rolled her eyes while lying on top of the high and low chuáng, please, Wang Lu had been screaming in pain for half a night and a morning
I can't catch up on sleep during the day. It's really annoying
Chen Wei raised her hand that was rubbing the yào wine on the bruises on Wang Lu's arm, and said softly, "Bear with me, don't use yào wine to melt away, these black bruises and bruises are not good." ”
Wang Lu pretended to be a dead dog, "It really hurts." ”
Xie Ling couldn't help it, jumped off the chuáng, and walked to the side of the Wang Lu chuáng in a few steps, "Do you know that the Dao is in pain now?" Why didn't you know how important it was when you fought zombies yesterday? ”
Wang Lu continued to pretend to be stupid, "Ah, aren't these injuries left by zombies when they bite?" What does it have to do with how important I am? ”
Xie Ling was angry and funny, stretched out his hand, picked up Wang Lu's right arm, pointed to a ball of blood on it and said, "Where can the bite of those zombies hurt you, as soon as I went up the mountain yesterday, my sister and I carefully examined you, except for the bruises on this arm, it was bitten by the zombie wearing a security uniform through the aluminum sheet with his teeth, and he squeezed out this injury, and the injuries elsewhere were not caused by the zombies' scratches." ”
Xie Ling said smoothly, and reached out to press a few points of subcutaneous bleeding on the knuckle of the back of Wang Lu's right hand, "Then, you said, how did this injury come about, it was obviously left by you smashing the zombie's head with your fist, I'm strange, you pig brain, and you don't know that Lu Daoguang can't kill zombies with his fists, you smash a fart, think you're Iron Man"...,
Xie Ling pulled Wang Lu's right arm again, flipped it over, and pulled out a black blue on the tip of his elbow, "This injury is even more funny, I watched you hit the zombie with your elbow, this, this...... Do you think this action is very funny, and think that you are playing chūn boxing? ”
Xie Ling crackled, her mouth kept stopping, and she pressed Wang Lu several wounds along the way, and each time she pressed it, she made Wang Lu scream for a while.
After the last, Xie Ling couldn't help it, grabbed Wang Lu's left hand, and lifted it to his own eyes, "This injury is even more incomprehensible, through the intact gloves, what zombie has such a ability to tear off your nails?" ”
Wang Lu had no other way but to pretend to be stupid, and he didn't care about the pain at this time, and Ai Ai said, "Ah, this should be a sprain, yes, it must be a sprain." ”
Xie Ling wrinkled her eyebrows, "Okay, this is a sprain?" Brother, it's so heartbreaking for me to see it. As he spoke, he deliberately wanted to twist the injured little finger with his fingers - this dead man, still hard-mouthed, still wanted to hide from her. It's time to give him a look.
Chen Wei saw that Xie Ling was anxious about a torture confession, and she was afraid that she would be in a hurry and further hurt Wang Lu's "fragile" heart, so she hurriedly raised her hand to block Xie Ling's "poisonous hand" and said, "Okay, okay, let your brother have a good rest." ”
He turned his head again and said, "It's very painful to rub this yào wine just rubbed it, but only in this way can the yào force melt away, you can bear with it a little." After noon, I'll give you another drink, and when the black green and bruises have melted, it's good. Long pain is better than short pain, don't go to this yào wine, let alone pain for a week. ”
Chen Wei was worried that Xie Ling would deliberately catch Wang Lu if she stayed in the room, so she asked her to help her do some housework, and pulled Xie Ling out of the room.
Wang Lu stayed in the room alone, and after confirming that Chen Wei and Xie Ling's footsteps had gone away, Wang Lu relaxed his body and let out a long sigh.
Although the wounds all over his body were painful, Wang Lu pretended to cover up another thing - he almost didn't have any strength in his whole body.
Wang Lu lay flat on the chuáng, barely turning his head sideways, staring at his fingers, he wanted to make his fingers into a fist, but the fingers just moved slightly, and there was no reaction at all.
There is nothing terrible about this, in principle, it is because of excessive exercise that the muscles produce a large amount of rǔ acid, which produces soreness and weakness.
How long does it take to kill zombies yourself? An hour? It doesn't seem to be. I estimated it at the time, let alone kill more than 100 zombies. But it feels like running a marathon and triathlon for hours.
I really don't even have the strength to crush an ant to death.
jīribs, real jīribs, this feeling that the loss of ability is not worth the loss at all.
That's right, in this short period of time, I felt that the loss of ability greatly enhanced my combat power, and helped me kill many zombies.
But it is precisely because I don't have the feeling of a normal person that I don't know how to control myself at all, and I overdraw all my physical strength, and even, if I didn't guess wrong, some muscles were strained by myself.
If you still have the feeling of a normal person at that time, before making a dangerous move, the nervous system will warn you and prevent you from making the next stupid move, but it is precisely because you don't feel anything that you kill a thousand enemies and hurt yourself eight hundred, and the zombies are killing too much, but at the same time, they also hurt themselves deeply.
How long will it take to recover on my own? -- It's a day, if you don't talk about it.
It's not cost-effective, it's not cost-effective, it's not cost-effective, it's a loss-making business at all.
If you have to compare, it's almost the same as the original meaning of the monkeys, whether it's three during the day and four at night, or four during the day and three at night, anyway, it's seven a day. No benefit at all. And before he doesn't use his sensory loss ability, he can kill more than 30 zombies at the level of an ordinary person, killing twice a day, that's 60, and killing two days is 120. With the sensory loss ability, I killed more than 100 birds at a time, but I couldn't move for two whole days. Compare the two sides, your sister, not only is there no benefit at all, but you have to post it upside down, which is worse than the monkeys, a loss, a big loss.
Wang Lu crackled like a rich man with a small abacus, and his heart dripped blood after calculating the worst, your sister, this loss-making business must not be done. What feels like losing the ability is a fart, who uses it knows the way. Lao Tzu wants to use this trick again, and Lao Tzu is the biggest SB in the world.