Chapter 16 Japanese souvenirs are inflatable dolls
Ever since Yujian had a certain green military uniform Lori who broke through the door, a certain chengguan intern found that his daily routine began to collapse rapidly.
Wang Qiu said that he was certain, sure and sure that the number of facial muscle twitches in this month was definitely more than the sum of the previous ten years.
For example, at this moment, he was standing at the door of his house, stunned by another large cardboard box sent by intern courier Hu Jingshui.
In the early morning sun, the cardboard box looked quite staggeringly stunning, larger than the last dog cage containing Commissar Sonia.
When the cardboard box is opened, it reveals a light plastic coffin, but instead of the usual black, brown or white, the surface of the coffin is painted a warm and beautiful pink. The lid and four walls of this pink coffin are also decorated with countless cute reliefs of two-dimensional beautiful girls scratching their heads, and the background is gorgeous flowers, rainbows and stars, which are full of romantic and beautiful girlish dreams at a glance.
ββ¦β¦ Alas! Brother Wang! Although your sister has a rough temper, she is really caring and considerate to your brother! β
Hu Fatzi first worked together with the other three courier staff, carried the heavy coffin off the carriage with a snort, and put it at the gate of Wang Qiu's house, and then wiped the sweat on his forehead while saying enviously, "...... Even though I have moved to Tokyo, Japan, I have not forgotten to send souvenirs to my family...... Well, this souvenir may be a little special, but it's also a specialty of Japan...... Listen to the statements of several seniors. The feeling of using the original Japanese goods is completely different from the parallel goods in Wenzhou! β
But at this time, Wang Qiu didn't have the time to deal with this old friend at all, but stared straight at an advertising leaflet pasted on the outside of the cardboard box and was stunned.
ββ¦β¦ Senkihime Co., Ltd. has launched the latest hot-selling product, the "Sleeping Beauty" series of highly realistic life-size large inflatable dolls! Super Deluxe Holiday Gift Pack! The high-tech simulation of the all-natural girly body fragrance with a silky smooth touch is guaranteed to bring you heavenly enjoyment on every glamorous night...... This series has a variety of styles to choose from, such as kimono beauties, red and white shrine maidens, church nuns, female teachers, female animal trainers, female policemen, cheongsam girls, glasses girls, armor girls, etc. Satisfy your unique tastes! There is an intelligent answering system attached to the head, and a well-known voice actor is hired to be responsible for dubbing!
It's better to act than to be excited! Hurry up! Please come and buy it! The deluxe version of the "Sleeping Beauty" highly realistic inflatable dolls is currently priced at only 880,000 yen each! Furthermore. The company also launched a special holiday discount campaign, and customers who purchased a deluxe version of the inflatable doll before the X day of the X month will also receive a lite version of the inflatable doll for high school girls worth 180,000 yen! Absolute value for money! β
β¦β¦ This thing does look exciting, right...... But here's the thing. How could my sister send this thing to herself?
He first rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had seen it wrong. Then I opened the carton again to see if it was the wrong box.
When he found that the things in front of him were indeed as described in the advertising leaflets and express delivery notices, the corners of Wang Qiu's mouth finally couldn't help but start twitching, his face was full of distorted expressions of broken thinking, and his forehead was full of clear black lines.
ββ¦β¦ It turned out to be really an inflatable doll...... My biological sister mailed her brother an inflatable doll as a gift? What the hell is going on?! β
Looking at the express pickup truck that drove away, he rubbed his temples and groaned slightly, and then he was spit out by Senior Sister Ma Tong, who came out of the house.
ββ¦β¦ Ahh As a gentle and considerate sister, it is also necessary to care about the physical needs of her younger brother! ββ¦,
Senior Sister Ma Tong reached out and tore off the leaflet on the outside of the cardboard box. After a few rough glances, his eyes lit up with excitement, "...... Besides, remembering to bring souvenirs to your family when you go out is also an excellent expression of the harmony between family members! Sister Wang Yao is such a good person! β
ββ¦β¦ Could it be that Japanese souvenirs are inflatable dolls? Wang Qiu rolled his eyes. Sighing helplessly.
ββ¦β¦ So what more could you want? Pornography, games, or anime? Genuine Japanese products are quite expensive! As far as I know, Japanese students who come to China often carry pirated CDs to their home countries! Well, or copy the video file into your own portable hard drive and take it back with you. β
Senior Sister Ma Tong shrugged her shoulders, "...... I think it's enough for us to download pirated files from the Internet with peace of mind! β
ββ¦β¦ Don't think of Japan and just think of these things! You are a seriously ill otaku girl in the second middle school! Wang Qiu rubbed his temples with a headache, "...... I mean, there's already a real person at home to use. But give me an inflatable doll as a replacement......"
ββ¦β¦ Yes? Dislike! Senior Brother Wang Qiu is really H! I can't wait to enjoy someone's body! β
Senior Sister Ma Tong suddenly changed to an extremely shy voice, rubbed her fingers very cowardly, and two suspicious red clouds rose on her face, and at the same time bent down and bowed to Wang Qiu, "...... I'm sorry, but the little girl is not mentally prepared, please be sure to give someone a little more time......"
And Wang Qiu sighed and increased his forehead with his hand, feeling that he was about to be completely defeated by this funny senior sister.
ββ¦β¦ Don't act like you're my girlfriend! It's just an ordinary cohabitant! You lily rotten girl who harasses girls all day long! Also, when did you get the attribute of pretending to be cute? In the past, it was just a very ordinary perverted rotten girl! β
ββ¦β¦ HECK, THIS IS MY LATEST COSPLAY SKILLS! People also have to keep pace with the times, okay? β
ββ¦β¦ What kind of keeping pace with the times is this?! β
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While complaining and bickering with each other, the two worked together to carry the packing box of the inflatable doll into the living room - not to mention, the coffin was actually really heavy. The two of them had to take a break every few steps, and by the time they moved it to the center of the living room, Wang Qiudu was so tired that his waist was about to break.
ββ¦β¦ Call...... This must be at least more than 120 pounds! I don't know what kind of stuff is inside? β
Wang Qiu wiped his sweat and was about to sit on the sofa to rest, but found that there was already someone there - the wolf girl Sonya couldn't help but drink wine last night after watching the Phoenix Satellite TV's Chinese TV series of documentaries on the collapse of the Soviet Union, and she was drunk again. Still clutching an empty wine bottle. With his ears drooping and his tail hugging, he was disheveled and lying on the sofa in the living room snoring......
Thereupon. He dragged a chair over and sat down, took a breath, and bowed his head again. Untie the artificial silk ribbon that wrapped the coffin with Ma Tong, remove the beautiful bow that adorned the center of the coffin, and Zuihou worked hard together, "Hey", and slowly removed the coffin lid.
Then, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong couldn't help but widen their eyes and gasp.
ββ¦β¦ Hiss...... It's beautiful! It looks like it's real! Sure enough, it is a high-end product with a unit price of 880,000 yen! β
- The inside of the pink plastic coffin is filled with colorful silk flowers made of chemical fiber, and a naked oriental-style perfect female body is tightly closing her eyes. With your hands clasped together at your waist, you will lie quietly in the middle of this sea of artificially created flowers. β¦,
Her slightly green-looking body is as if she was born at this moment, completely naked, and her delicate facial features are upright and delicate. The bare skin is as smooth and delicate as white porcelain, and the perfect body is as moist as a pearl...... Collarbones, chest, waist, lower abdomen, pubic area, thighs, calves, bare feet, all the details of the body are all visible in front of Wang Qiu's eyes.
As a result, Wang Qiu's gaze unconsciously moved down from her face. I have admired the swan-like slender neck, the slender and sexy collarbone, the two white hillocks slightly raised below the collarbone, and the two faint pink spots at the top...... Further down, past the navel and lower abdomen, there is a neat and dense black jungle, with the budding pink petals completely hidden underneath, and only a few shapes can be barely recognized.
ββ¦β¦ Well, that's pretty good! Standard black long straight poor breasts Oriental beautiful girl! β
Wang Qiu, who came back from the shock, muttered and squatted down, reached out and poked the face of the inflatable doll, and experienced the smooth and soft but cold wonderful touch - in short, except for the lack of body temperature, breathing and heartbeat, the touch of this inflatable doll is simply no different from a real person.
Then, he rummaged through the feet of the inflatable doll, took off a cloth bag fixed with duct tape, and pulled out a set of shrine maiden costumes in white clothes and red skirts, as well as a pair of clogs and a pair of white cloth socks, plus a few gorgeous hollow Jinbu shaking hairpins, glass rosaries, Japanese magatama and so on. And Senior Sister Ma Tong also rummaged in the mezzanine of the coffin for a long time, and Zuihou took out a bundle of paper imperial coins and a small Japanese knife.
ββ¦β¦ Belch? It turned out to be an inflatable doll of the shrine maiden model! Is it really the quintessence of Japan? β
Wang Qiu spread out the thick shrine maiden costume that seemed to be made of flannel on the empty dining table, and put other jewelry, imperial coins, Japanese knives and other accessories next to it, looking very much like a doll that girls played with when they were childrenβonly the size was put to the same size.
ββ¦β¦ Naa! Senior Brother Wang Qiu! This is a once-in-a-lifetime request! Would you like to lend me this witch puppet for a few days? β
Senior Sister Ma Tong suddenly came over with a smile on her face, and prayed to Wang Qiu with her hands folded, her sweet and greasy voice was full of coquettishness, which constituted an extremely sharp contrast with her original hearty image, and Wang Qiu had goosebumps all over her body when she heard it, "...... Promise me, okay? Would you like to agree to this once-in-a-lifetime request? People really want to use it as a pillow! β
ββ¦β¦ I, I'm talking about you! Wang Qiu felt that the green tendons on his forehead were jumping and jumping again, and he couldn't help but press his forehead, and began to complain in embarrassment, "...... Senior Sister Ma Tong, not to mention how cheap your once-in-a-lifetime is...... You are a girl who wants to play with an inflatable doll and sleep with it...... What the hell is going on? I can pick up two catties when I go downstairs and take a turn, do you have any festivals! β
ββ¦β¦ Big husband, cute big! Senior Sister Ma Tong gave a thumbs up very handsomely, "...... As long as there is love, nothing is a problem! β
ββ¦β¦ This is really not something that can be covered up by love and cuteness, how do girls play with inflatable dolls, they are perverted! What's your festival?! β
ββ¦β¦ Alas. How can people have that kind of thing that is completely unimportant? Even if there were, it would have been lost a long time ago! β
ββ¦β¦ Then hurry up and pick it up for me! Don't go further and further down the path of perversion! β
ββ¦β¦ Don't, absolutely not! It's best to lose it or something! Otherwise, you'll be tired and troublesome......"
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ββ¦β¦ Well? It seems that there was a delivery just now, right? Did you order a pizza today? β
At this time, with a slightly childish greeting, Cai Rong, who was wearing pajamas, walked over from the stairs sleepy-eyed.
- As we all know, most of the non-sporty or non-energetic loli. They all like to sleep in.
Because the weather is still very hot in Jiangnan in early autumn, this Lori is only wearing a pair of translucent pajamas that you can't see clearly if you don't look closely, and a pair of white panties full of lace. There seemed to be a few strands of sluggling saliva hanging faintly from the corners of his mouth.
It's a pity, whether it's Ma Tong or Wang Qiu, or Sonia Commissar who is drunk on the sofa. I don't care about her cuteness.
So, when no one was paying attention, she had to pout and walk over, looked down at the imported inflatable doll lying in the coffin packaging box a few times, and her misty sleepy eyes suddenly turned into round bright cat's eyes.
ββ¦β¦ Coffin?! Corpse?!! Or a female corpse?!!! Wang Qiu! Ma Tong! What good things have you done? β
She screamed as she pulled her smartphone out of her pajama pocket and put it into her ear with astonishing speed, "...... Hey, hey! Is it a comrade policeman? I found a female corpse and two necrophiles at the address of ...... Huh? Why don't you come up and stop me? β
Seeing that Ma Tong and Wang Qiu were indifferent to her alarm, Cai Rong, who couldn't continue to perform the one-man show. Immediately pursed his mouth in displeasure, "...... Cut, I've been practicing how to scare people lately! It's boring to play a one-man show alone! β
ββ¦β¦ Come on! Comrade Xiao Cai! I just want to scare people, so it's better to pretend to be a little bit like me! β
Because she was still mentally overstimulated by the "Japanese local specialty", Wang Qiu just rolled her eyes weakly. ββ¦β¦ Let's go back and see for yourself! You took your phone upside down, and you were talking to the camera just now...... It's too much of a failure! Let me go to the toilet and wash my face with cold water, sober up and come back again! β
ββ¦β¦ That's right, there is such a thing as acting, and one person can't make it behind closed doors. Senior Sister Ma Tong also nodded and agreed, "...... Cai Rong's little sister! You want to learn to be funny. Whether it's to scare people, it's best to have an experienced master take the lead! β
ββ¦β¦ That, if you want to talk about how to scare people, I'm the best at it! β
Just as the three of them were complaining and chatting with each other, an unfamiliar female voice suddenly sounded from behind Wang Qiu.
Although this voice sounded as sweet and gentle as the spring sun, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong only felt a chill down their spine.
Because, not to mention when there was suddenly one more person in the house, and the location where this voice came from seemed to be in the ......
β¦β¦ The two suspended chengguans, with blank faces, turned around like rusty machines, and then their eyes widened sharply, and they saw a disbelief, creepy, and soul-shattering ...... and even a scene of losing the ability to speak.
- A certain black girl sat up from the plastic coffin, banging her little fist on her shoulder.
ββ¦β¦ Heh - this sleep is so comfortable, but the bones seem to be a little sore, and it seems that I can't stand up, can you pull me... Who's the other one, please help hand me over my clothes...... Huh? What kind of expression do you have? β
She stretched, yawned, and then looked at the three people in the room who were poking like wood, and couldn't help but wonder a little.
For her coquettishness, Wang Qiu's reaction was to inhale and exhale, and her lung capacity was fully open...... Finally, a high-pitched trill burst out of the voice: ...,
ββ¦β¦ Zombies!! β
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β¦β¦ After some turmoil, everyone in Wang Qiu's family finally reluctantly regained their calm.
ββ¦β¦ That's it, in the next Sanae Rika, on the order of my sister Wang Yao, I came here from Japan to do things, and I ask for a lot of advice! β
The black long straight girl zombie who was dressed in a witch costume put her three fingers together in front of her very standardly, knelt on the ground and saluted Wang Qiu, and at the same time introduced herself to the occupants of this house in a rather sweet and gentle voice and fluent Mandarin Chinese, "...... Oh, by the way, the little woman is no longer human, but a very ordinary zombie, please don't make a fuss! β
β¦β¦ Look at what you say...... How do we complain?
Wang Qiu, whose cranial nerves were still a little confused and convulsive, barely squeezed out a stiff smile from his face as the most concise response.
ββ¦β¦ Oh, by the way, here is a handwritten letter written by your sister Wang Yao, explaining the origin of this incident, please Wang Qiusang take a look. β
Speaking of this, Sanae Rika suddenly patted her head, then stuck out her tongue very cutely, turned around and took out a letter from the pillow placed in the coffin, and respectfully handed it to Wang Qiu with both hands.
Continuing with a stiff expression, Wang Qiuran took the letterhead, lowered his head and flipped through it...... Then, unable to maintain the slightest calm, he dropped the letterhead to the floor in a distraction.
ββ¦β¦ What the? My sister asked me to immediately take the team to Japan to support her? And the mission location is...... Fukushima Radiation Zone?!! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )