Chapter Twenty-Seven: Strange Voices Upstairs
Wang Xiaohu was very annoyed, his subordinates stepped up, dragged Shen Xuan on his heels, slammed the door shut, and shouted to him: "You him. Mom is sick! What are you talking about, you fuck off, our brother still has to live here, don't be embarrassed, in him. Mom, believe it or not, I'll throw it at you? ”
Wang Xiaohu's nose is not a nose and his face is not a face scolding, ordinary people can't stand it for a long time, but Shenxu is not an ordinary person, but an old face was still scolded by Wang Xiaohu and changed color, jumped up and said: "Xiaohu, let me tell you, I cheated...... No, I have been walking in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I have a little bit of eyes, the woman's Yintang is dark, but her eyebrows are shiny and shiny, which is not scientific. ”
Cautious and empty, Wang Xiaohu also felt that the eyebrows of a light woman were a little abnormal, men are visual animals, the first time they met, men mostly pay attention to appearance and figure, and women's beauty and sexiness are always a weapon to attract men's eyes. It is said that to know whether a man is mature or not, it is only necessary to observe the first glance he looks at a woman: a twenty-year-old man always stares at a woman's face at first glance; Most of the first sights of a thirty-year-old man are women's breasts; Forty-year-old men love to look at women's legs at first glance; Only a fifty-year-old man will notice a woman's back at first glance. If he goes around his head and thin waist and stares directly at a woman's feet and feet, then he must be a master of looking at women's appearances.
Wang Xiaohu looked at his face, but the gentle woman's eyebrows were too scene-stealing, which impressed Wang Xiaohu, and there were some impulsive emotions in his heart, as if he wanted to get close to the gentle woman, he shook his head vigorously, put away these messy thoughts, and said to Shen Xu: "You just live in the living room, and leave tomorrow." ”
Wang Xiaohu can be seen clearly, Shen Xu has practiced Qimen Kung Fu, decades of Taoism are on his old face, its thickness, it is no one in the world, it is also a dog skin plaster, it can't be torn off if it is sticky, Wang Xiaohu regretted asking him to rub rice, but he didn't regret buying the medicine, let's do it first.
He thought so, but he was cautious but very energetic, and said to him: "Xiaohu, the poor monk is a monk who doesn't speak, and the eyebrows are flattering." For the green cover of the two eyes, the instrument of one side, it is the Yinghua of the wood, and the argument of the master and the foolish. Therefore, I want to be sparse and fine, flat and broad, beautiful and elderly, and sexually intelligent. If the husband is thick and thick, it is chaotic, short and crouching, and the sex is fierce and stubborn. It can be seen that from the shape and texture of the eyebrows, a person's IQ, emotional intelligence, feelings, feelings, thoughts, ......"
Shenxu wanted to make up for Wang Xiaohu's face lesson, but Wang Xiaohu really didn't have the energy to talk nonsense with him, and there was already a snoring sound from William Lin's side, which made him sleepy, and he made a hitch, left Shenxu alone, went back to the house and lay down on the bed, and his whole body was called comfortable, and he fell asleep in a daze.
For Wang Xiaohu, the free golden house in the dream, Yan Ruyu in the dream, sleeping is his hobby, and it is the only hobby, at this age, it seems that he can never sleep enough, never lack sleep, he is the kind of person who can sleep until dawn when he gets to the pillow, and rarely dreams.
But today is very special, I don't know how long I slept, I faintly heard a wheezing voice: "Ahhh......h Squeak, squeak...... Ahh......hhh "Crunch, squeak......" is very rhythmic, flowing water in the ears. He opened his eyes in a trance, and listened carefully, like a voice coming from the living room.
Wang Xiaohu thought that the monk Shenxu was not sleeping, turned on the computer to watch an action movie, and said angrily: "Bald donkey, just watch it, can you turn down the sound?" Wang Xiaohu roared, covered his head and continued to sleep, but the voice was like a maggot on the tarsal bones, as if it was lingering in his ears, not only was it small, but it became clearer.
Shen Xuzhen regarded this as his own home, Wang Xiaohu shouted, did not restrain a little, the voice seemed to be loud, he couldn't bear it anymore, lifted the quilt, and went straight to the living room, to the living room to see, the wall lamp in the living room was faintly bright, he and William's broken laptop was not opened, on the sofa, Shen Xu's sad face supported his ears, saw Wang Xiaohu come out, stretched out his finger and pointed to Lu, Wang Xiaohu looked towards the roof, there was nothing abnormal, but he heard clearly that the sound was coming from upstairs.
"Ah......hh Squeak, squeak...... Ahh......hhh Squeak, squeak......"
The grievances were cautious, it turned out that there were people fighting upstairs, but this bald donkey didn't sleep at night, listening to other people's movements here, and listening to it with relish, it was really the best in the world, and I couldn't help but say: "Can you still hear the picture?" Don't listen, go to sleep. ”
Wang Xiaohu's words seemed to wake up Shen Xu, he jumped up suddenly, a shiny head was gurgling in the light, and said to Wang Xiaohu: "Who is he. Mom wants to hear it, your meal is only half full of ten steamed buns, snoring and snoring, you can hear this ghost's movement, I am right below, can I sleep? It's all him. Mom has been moving for two hours, why can't she finish it? Also, do you say that the upstairs is sick, not tossing in the bedroom, running in the middle hall and tossing? ”
The upstairs and downstairs pattern must be the same, if the upstairs is tossed in the bedroom, the unlucky ones are Wang Xiaohu and William Lin, and the feelings are not satisfied with the upstairs tossing in the atrium, Wang Xiaohu is quite a little gloating, let you he. Mom came to rub the place to live. Hehe smiled: "What else can you do upstairs?" Didn't you say that you had cultivated to the realm where the eight winds could not be moved, and you couldn't stand this little movement? ”
"The poor monk can't be blown by the eight winds, but this call can't stand it, it's too torturous......"
It's no wonder that Shen is troubled, the sound is indeed louder, squeak, squeak, ahh......hh No one can stand it, Wang Xiaohu is also helpless, shook his head and said: "It's really not okay to have something in your ears." ”
"I stuffed it, it didn't work." As soon as Shen Xuan said this, William Lin angrily rushed out and shouted at Shen Xu: "If you don't sleep at night, are you still in the mood?" ”
Squeak, squeak, ahh......hh The voice was not small, but louder, Shen Xu was wronged and uncomfortable, and he was also anxious, rushed into the bathroom and took out the cloth, turned it upside down, stood on the coffee table, and struck the bucket twice on the roof, and shouted loudly: "Upstairs, can you have a little quality?" ”
The effort was not small, and the wooden pole stabbed on the roof and made a bang...... A few dull sounds, the upstairs sound stopped, as if frightened, Shen scolded a few words, saw that the upstairs was not noisy, lying on the sofa and dragging the blanket, ignoring Wang Xiaohu and William Lin, it seemed that he was also tossed lightly.
Wang Xiaohu and William Lin saw that there was nothing to do, they all went back to their respective rooms, Wang Xiaohu hit a pillow next to him, and was just about to fall asleep in a daze, when there was a creak, squeak, ahhh......h Wang Xiaohu was startled, and hurriedly got up and walked to the living room to see, the door was wide open, and there was no shadow of Shenxu, so he must have gone up to the sixth floor.
Wang Xiaohu hurriedly went out of the door, to chase Shen Xu, the light in the corridor is inductive, a clap and a stomp will be on, Wang Xiaohu slapped his chin, the light turned on, vaguely he saw a purple child at the door of 502, smiled at him, and then the light in the corridor was like a convulsion, shaking quickly, Wang Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, and then looked towards 502, where is there any child, the door is closed tightly, it must be dazzling.
There was a violent knock on the door from this building, Wang Xiaohu hurriedly walked up the stairs, and when he reached the sixth floor, he saw Shen Xuan banging on the door, shouting while patting: "Open the door, I'm from the fifth floor, don't pretend to be absent, hurry up and open ......the door."
Wang Xiaohu hurriedly went up and pulled Shenxu, and said: "What do people like to do, that's people's freedom, you are like knocking on the door, what's going on?" ”
Shen Xuan was also a little anxious, and said: "Xiaohu, it's not that our buddy is unreasonable, he has to toss for a while and a half and forbearance will pass, two hours, why is he so energetic?" No, I can't help it, if I want to endure it any longer, I'll have to toss for a night, and I can't sleep anymore. After speaking, he slapped the door with a white face: "Open the door, don't pretend to be absent, open the door for Lao Tzu......"
"Ah......hh Squeak, squeak...... Ahh......hhh Squeak, squeak......"
Wang Xiaohu wanted to pull Shenxu back, but this kind of sound came out of the house at this time, and he couldn't help but pull Shenxu's hand and paused, feeling that something was wrong, not to mention the length of time, from the perspective of a normal person, this is not a glorious thing after all, it is impossible not to hear the downstairs stabbing the roof, it will definitely converge, even if you don't treat the people downstairs as a vegetable, everyone rushes up and knocks on the door, at least it will stop inside, after all, it also affects the mood, but the family on the sixth floor is like you can't hear it, you can't feel it, Still, "Ahh......hh Squeak, squeak...... Ahh......hhh Squeak, squeak......"
And the sound is quite regular, as if it was recorded with a tape recorder, the rhythm is very strong, and the tone is not up and down, quite rigid and monotonous.
Shen Xuan didn't have Wang Xiaohu's acumen, thinking that the people inside were provoking, and angrily kicked the door with his foot, banging...... The sound echoed in the building, and the strange thing was that Shen Xu was so noisy and tossing, whether it was the opposite door or the middle door, no one came out to see what was going on, as if they had all fallen asleep, but there was a gurgling from downstairs...... Baby's laughter.
This laughter is thin and weak, but it is extremely clear, Wang Xiaohu feels a chill in his heart, only the baby cries at night, what is there to laugh? was pondering the effort, the anti-theft door that was kicked by Shen Xuan suddenly creaked, opened a gap, but no one came out, Shen Xuan opened the door violently, looked inside, and fell to the ground with a soft leg.