The long-awaited new book "Tricky Ways" has been launched, and after a long time of pondering and scrutiny, after the precipitation of three books, the new book is finally here~

Don't talk nonsense, just go straight to the dry goods~

I was born with too weak characters, heavy yin qi, and easy to provoke unclean things. When I was a child, I was ignorant, I went to a place I shouldn't go, and I met a beautiful sister who said that she wanted me to be her man, and she wanted to ......

Chapter 1 is joyful

My grandfather's name is Lin Changqing, he was an actor in the early years, and he traveled north and south with the troupe, and he has seen a lot of strange people and strange things. Later, he broke the four olds, defeated the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, and the guys of the troupe were smashed all over, and the guys of the grandfather were also burned, and he was also put on a high hat to tour the village, and since then, he has been an honest farmer.

Grandpa said that I was born at the wrong time, I was born with too weak eight characters, heavy yin qi, and easy to provoke unclean things. Especially some places with heavy yin energy, I categorically can't go.

When I was a child, I was ignorant and rebellious, and the more my grandfather didn't let me go, the more curious I was and the more I wanted to go.

For example, the women's ditch on the back mountain.

I heard that there was a place when it was in the Tang Dynasty, and I tried to ask my grandfather, but if it wasn't for my grandmother to stop me, my grandfather's slap would have slapped me in the face. In our Peach Blossom Village, women's ditches are taboo, don't talk about going, you can't even mention it.

Once, Zhang Erpang from the same village said that I couldn't go here and didn't dare to go there, and scolded me for being a coward, I couldn't get angry and quarreled with them. The second fat man said: "It's getting dark, if you dare to go to the back ravine for a cat, a few of us will recognize you as the boss in the future!" ”

Zhang Erpang laughed after speaking, and several other people also laughed, obviously, they didn't believe that I dared to go.

"Okay, you guys wait!"

I had a hot brain at the time, and I left such a sentence that I went to the back ravine, and I went alone.

Turning over the East Ridge, the sky has already darkened, and a touch of red on the edge of the clouds has dissipated.

There were wild grasses everywhere on the other side of the women's ditch, and I saw a beautiful sister standing at the mouth of the ditch, as if waiting for her husband to come home. I thought I was dazzled and rubbed my eyes, but she was still there.

She even gestured to me and motioned for me to come over.

That sister has a raw face, very fair skin, and very beautiful eyebrows and eyes, I didn't expect that there would be such a good-looking sister in the back mountain that is regarded as a forbidden place. But then, I was a little confused, and the ghost sent the god to follow.

The beautiful sister ran fast, but when I chased the woman into the ditch, I didn't see her. On the contrary, what I saw was a pile of deserted graves, with broken tombstones slanted into the barren grass, and when I was a child, I was most afraid of seeing the head of the barren grave or something, and I was scared and cried.

The grass next to me was taller than mine, and I didn't know where to go, so I could only run aimlessly.

"Lin Yi ......"

Very weak voice, isn't it the voice of the beautiful sister?

I was very scared when I was young, but immediately I felt a hand grasping my arm tightly, and it was so cold that it wanted to drag me to the grave, and the voice of the beautiful sister was wrapped in my ears, saying that she wanted me to be her man, and she wanted to ...... me

I don't remember the rest of the story.

According to my grandmother, it wasn't until the morning that my grandfather found me, and at that time, I was lying on the grave, my pants were wet, and I ate a mouth full of yellow mud, and I was left with a breath in my throat.

Grandpa ran back like crazy on my back and found the village doctor, Niu Rhubarb, who was pricked with needles and filled with medicine, but it didn't work at all. Later, I kept talking nonsense with a fever, and no one could understand what I said, only my grandfather's face became more and more terrifying.

"Brother Changqing, you are an understanding person, there is clearly a problem with the baby's disease, I am a barefoot doctor, I am not good at this kind of thing!" Barefoot doctor Niu Rhubarb said.

Grandpa didn't know, but he was okay with some small problems with his own hands, and he didn't have a problem with me at all.

Even so, grandpa didn't give up, he remembered a person, a strange person he met in the early years. Grandpa's skills were learned from him.

Grandpa knew that this was strange, and said that he would go to the city to ask a doctor to treat me, but in fact, he borrowed the bicycle of the captain's family and went out of the village overnight, wanting to invite the strange man to come.

It's not a coincidence, but at this time, I ran into something strange again.

After running for most of the night, when Grandpa thought he was about to get there, the rooster crowed, and Grandpa saw that he hadn't even been able to get out of the village.

He wandered around the grave in the cornfield east of the village for a night, and a large piece of corn had been knocked down.

It's strange to say that grandpa couldn't go out, but that morning, a young man in black came to Peachtree Village, and it was the one grandpa was looking for.

But when Grandpa saw that face, he couldn't believe it, but he had to believe it.

Too young, as young as when I saw him twenty years ago, but that's not the point, and grandpa can't care about much, as long as he can save his eldest grandson's life.

When the young man came into the house, he just touched my eyebrows and said that it was not a big deal.

I lit incense and prayed, babbling and scolding around the bed, and a large bowl of talisman water poured it into me, just like my grandfather going to another house to dance the gods.

I drooped my head and vomited yellow mud and black water for a while every hour, and when it was almost dark, the fever really subsided. I vomited in the dark, and my intestines were almost smooth, but fortunately, my life was saved.

When he was done, the young man took out a copper coin sword from his cuff, untied five of them, strung them with a red rope, and put them on my wrist, and repeatedly explained that this thing must not be separated from his body.

Later, I learned that it was called "Five Emperor Money", which gathers the yang energy of hundreds of schools, can resist evil ghosts, and resolve the defects of the six gods and owners.

Before leaving, the young man asked, "What is the child's name?" ”

"Lin Yi!" Grandpa replied that the name was given by him.

"Lin Yi, Dao Shengyi, give birth to all things, yes, this kid is weak, he has to have such a name." The young man walked to the side of the stone mill under the big cypress tree outside the door, and continued: "Lin Yi, this child is too weak, and he can make up for the lack of life by thinking that this stone mill is a godfather, remember to come to worship every year, three sacrifices and nine rituals are indispensable, so that it is not a problem to help the child survive until he is eighteen years old." ”

Grandpa thought that this young man had been busy for so long, and he would definitely be fine, but as soon as he said this, the joy between his grandfather's eyebrows instantly dissipated.

"What should I do after the baby is eighteen years old?"

"I'll be back then!"

After saying that, the young man left Peachtree Village, and I had to go and kowtow to Dashi on the first day of the Lunar New Year every year, put three animal sacrifices, and then bow three times and nine knocks, and put the whip. Every festive season, the babies will come to watch, not to mention how embarrassing, one by one the turtle babies laughed at me.

Of course, Zhang Erpang stood on my side and called me big brother.

Since then, from time to time, I will feel the cold wind behind me, and I will have some strange dreams, I dream that I am lying naked on the bed, and my beautiful sister has been standing by the bed, she is wearing red makeup, and she is looking at me like that, and I can't move, she seems to say something, but I can't hear it.

As long as I have this kind of nightmare, my grandfather will definitely take me to kowtow to the stone mill godfather under the cypress tree, but it will also work and be able to stabilize for a while.

At that age, I was very ignorant about men and women, and I didn't think there was anything in that dream. But when I grew up, I understood what that kind of dream meant, and I began to be a little shy, and I couldn't open my mouth in front of my grandparents.

Ten years passed, and I was eighteen years old that year, and sure enough, something happened in Peach Blossom Village.

My cousin is a fool.

Seeing that they are all in their twenties, the uncles and aunts are very worried, and the foolish brother is their only seedling, and it is contrary to filial piety to not be able to pass on the ancestry, and it is a big thing to do. But who wants to marry a fool in a girl in ten miles and eight villages, even if it is for money, my uncle's family is not rich.

Early in the morning, my grandfather came back from outside in a hurry with a dry tobacco pouch, and he told me that my uncle's family was going to do a happy event, and he would come over to help in a while.

My uncle is just such a son, doing a happy event, and the foolish brother wants to get married?

Yes, but it came too suddenly.

There is everything in the village, at best, stupid people have stupid blessings, and the fool's daughter-in-law is very handsome, very white, and people envy their drool. But more people said that this daughter-in-law came in the wrong way, and that a fool carried it out of the woman's ditch.

When it comes to women's ditches, there is a layer of cold sweat on my back.

I asked Er Fat to help inquire, no one knew which village the new daughter-in-law's maiden family was from, and my aunt didn't tell it, and it was true that the new daughter-in-law's family didn't come on the wedding day.

When I saw the stupid brother carrying his new daughter-in-law on his back, others thought it was funny, and I felt eerie, and I even felt that there was a familiar face under the blood-red hijab, and she was smiling at me.

There is an old custom in the village to get married, that is, to throw a new daughter-in-law.

It's usually just a formality, and the meaning is just a matter of meaning. But my aunt is very superstitious, saying that the daughter-in-law is very particular, and if she falls well, the man is in the front, the daughter-in-law is virtuous, and the man in the family will be in charge in the future. If the fall is not good, and the woman is in front, it is marrying a fierce woman, and the whole family will be angry with this daughter-in-law in the future, and the villagers will also laugh at it.

This first time, the foolish brother really didn't fall well, the new daughter-in-law fell in front, the villagers laughed, and my aunt's face turned green.

As soon as her pungent energy came, she said angrily: "That time just now is not counted, bolt, hurry up, come again!" ”

I didn't expect my aunt to be so persistent in this matter, the fool was afraid of my aunt, and my uncle didn't dare to say anything, and the uncle hurriedly helped the foolish brother to carry the new daughter-in-law again.

After walking a few more steps, to the bamboo forest, the eldest lady coughed and signaled.

The foolish brother also had enough strength, gritted his teeth, and fell towards the bamboo forest in front of him with his new daughter-in-law, where the dried bamboo leaves were very thick and soft, and the foolish brother was not all stupid.

This time, the new daughter-in-law was thrown aside by the foolish brother, and he himself stumbled and was thrown out two or three meters away.

The foolish brother sat on the ground, smiling at my aunt with a smile, and even rolled on the ground happily, causing everyone to laugh for a while.

My aunt is also very happy, and now she will definitely be able to be this family.

"His aunt, why hasn't your new daughter-in-law gotten up yet?" It was Ma Weiguo who spoke, the captain of our village's production team, and his face was a little ugly.

These words also brought the laughter on the spot to an abrupt end.

That's right, everyone saw that the new daughter-in-law was lying motionless on the ground.

Several people stepped forward to help, and with this move, a large pool of blood flowed out from under the new daughter-in-law's skull, and the bamboo leaves below were dyed red.

The sharp bamboo stubble poked into the inside of the skull, and the new daughter-in-law was out of breath on the spot. This frightened a lot of people, and a few timid girls ran away, everyone knew that there was a big mistake in this happy event, and if they made a happy mistake, they were afraid that they would be in big trouble.

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