For as long as I can remember, the old man has trained me like a recruit, so much so that I can get a place every year in the school sports meeting. This is also the main reason why I have been able to keep up with my physical strength since I entered the mountain and have not been overdrawn.

I searched all over my body and couldn't find a single cigarette. Hua Xia lay on the ground and giggled, took out a box of condom-sealed haode cigarettes from his pocket, took out two and lit them, and threw another one to me. I laughed weakly, and the flesh on my face became incredibly sore. I know we're on the verge of collapse.

Lu Jieyu sat next to me and asked me to lean into her arms and take a good rest. Huaxia said to himself: "Uncle, I tried my best, life and death are fateful, and wealth is in the sky." ”

His voice trembled a little, and he slapped his palm on the ground helplessly. Clapping and patting, the whole burial chamber shook like a slight earthquake. I got up from Lu Jieyu's arms, walked to Huaxia in two steps, grabbed his hand, and the cat bent down to observe where he patted. I was a little nervous, so I called Xu Mingxiang and Lu Jieyu over and asked them to take a look. Xu Mingxiang didn't say a word, jumped up and slapped at Huaxia is a foot, stepped on a strong one, and slowly cracked open the place where he was stepped on, and after the whole tomb briefly cracked and shook, it quieted down, and the cracks on the ground spread like a spider web, and we retreated to the corner of the wall, seeing that the ground lines were staggered, turning into a picture.

In the center of the room, a cylindrical object slowly rises, and more than a meter next to the cylindrical object, a bracket-like thing rises at the same time, and the cylindrical object slowly tilts and falls on the bracket, and the bracket slowly sinks, and the cylindrical object lies flat on the ground.

"It's a coffin!" Hua Xia said with his eyes fixed on it.

Many objects appeared at the front and back of the coffin, including altars, stone platforms and various funerary objects.

Xu Mingxiang said that this is the lock spirit, the eye of the two formations of the eight gates of trapped immortals.

I didn't understand Xu Mingxiang's certainty, so I just heard her continue: "The eyes of the two formations must be extremely cold places, and they also have the function of raising corpses. The position of the altar is pressing on the eye of the array, and there must be heavenly treasures on the altar. If it was really as Lingshan said, a total of two people had come in before and after, then the first person must have taken the treasure above, and the Lock Spirit Array and the Eight Gates Trapped Immortal Array had also lost their original utility. When the second person came in, he must have put an item on it, laid down the soul attraction array, and activated the soul attraction array, the soul lock array, and the eight gates trapped immortal array, and the three arrays were activated at the same time. Only then will Lin Hongzhi fall under the soul attraction spell, and we will be trapped in this array. The coffin is buried, and if the things inside do not ascend to heaven, they will become essence. ”

I didn't understand, so I asked Xu Mingxiang: "What is a legal burial?" ”

Xu Mingxiang rolled her eyes and said: "The legal burial is a vertical burial, so that the deceased can be buried."

Before Xu Mingxiang finished speaking, Huaxia walked silently to the altar stone platform, and before his hand touched the altar, the sarcophagus slid open, and a burst of lightning flashed out of the coffin.

I was really angry, gesturing with my hands, and silently said in my heart: "Huazi, you pit goods, get out of here." ”

As soon as Hua Xia turned around, a "person" popped up straight in the coffin. My asshole tightened, fuck me, this is the legendary corpse. It is on its side and we can't see its face. I'm more curious in my heart, if it's really the legendary thousand-year-old zombie, weishenme it won't move, this is definitely not playing one, two, three, with us, wooden man. No, it's not a corpse, maybe it's just that during the burial, the craftsman designed a mechanism inside the sarcophagus to scare the tomb robbers.

Hua Xia's eyes squinted behind him, his body was motionless, his head slowly turned around, and seeing that the corpse had not reacted for a long time, his hand slowly put a small object on the altar into his clothes pocket. At this time, the corpse still did not respond. I finally put my mind at ease, thinking that this shit corpse turned out to be just like I thought, just to scare people. It's equivalent to a barrier in this tomb. Finally, I was relieved and breathed a sigh of relief. All three of them looked at me at the same time. Huaxia shouted: "Laizi, I was killed by your dog's day." ”

At that moment, he suddenly raised his head to the sky and opened his mouth and roared, and the corpse breath spurted out of his mouth, and his eardrums were about to burst for me. I really want to slap myself twice, it's too simple, if it's really to scare people, who can it scare? What have you never seen in the sword mountain and sea of fire that people robbed the tomb, will you be afraid of a corpse? As soon as my breath came out, the corpse that had not rotted for thousands of years passed the yang energy, and this time the corpse really changed. I saw the corpse, and I could clearly hear the sound of its joints. It turned its head, and I almost scared the pee. The ugly face was wrinkled, sunken, a pair of white-eyed eyes, and a half-open mouth with a row of sawblades of large fangs. Thick red hairs grow on the entire face at a rate visible to the naked eye. The joke is too big.

Huazi's voice trembled, and he said softly: "Laizi, come and save me, the designer of this underground palace is a psychopath, three-dimensional layout, Dumen coincides with the door of death, I don't want to explain here yet." No, my feet are weak and I can't walk. ”

I went out, and I was dead horizontally and vertically, and I fought hard. shouted: "Huazi, I'm afraid of a hair, it's at most a red VIP, the blue-faced fangs are useless, fight with it!" ”

This kind of formation layout is really fucking earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods. The two doors are one, life is death, death is life, and good luck is also a great evil. It's man-made, and now you can't admit it, and it's possible to survive by giving it a go.

When Xu Mingxiang heard this, he also became energetic, and took out the bamboo tube from my backpack and threw it at Huaxia, Huaxia didn't reach out to pick it up, the bamboo tube smashed on his head, and he fainted on the spot. This second bamboo tube is filled with a red rope of rooster blood bubbles, which specializes in all kinds of zombies.

When I saw this, I scolded: "Huazi, you dare to pretend to be dead, I really want to stab you to death with a fucking knife." ”

As I called, he lay motionless on the ground. It's about playing dead to the end.

After I gave Xu Mingxiang a look, I rushed to Huaxia and picked up the bamboo tube and gave Huaxia a kick by the way. This guy still doesn't move, can't he really faint? I bit off the plug of the bamboo tube with my mouth, pulled out the head of the red rope from it, and threw it back to Xu Mingxiang, she grabbed it, and ran towards the zombie with a knife in her other hand. I slowly jumped over the altar and came to the coffin, Xu Mingxiang arrived at the same time, holding the corner of the sarcophagus with her hand, and her whole body jumped up horizontally, inertia to the other side of the zombie. I raised my right hand above my head, Xu Mingxiang turned around and came to my right side, the tight red rope wrapped around the zombie's neck, and a puff of green smoke came out. As soon as we saw a play, we made a show at the same time. Ordinary zombies should have lost their heads a long time ago due to this kind of strength and the power of this red rope soaked in rooster blood against zombies. But we still underestimate the strength of this beast.

With our exertion, the zombie was pulled out of the sarcophagus, and its body slammed into the altar like a brick, slapping the altar in two. It happened to be head-to-head with Huaxia. Lu Jieyu didn't know when she had come behind me, grabbed Huaxia's feet with both hands and dragged them to the corner.

The zombie's body began to struggle, its head was raised a little, and it slid towards Lu Jieyu and Huaxia in the corner, and Xu Mingxiang and I were pulled to the ground by this powerful force and rolled four or five times. I jumped up and pounced on the zombie, pulling out the copper coin sword from my waist, grasping the hilt of the sword with both hands, and stabbing the zombie in the back. I felt like I was still naïve, and the bronze coin sword looked like it was stabbed on a steel plate. A good haode copper coin sword exploded in an instant, scattered all over the ground. I picked up the red rope wrapped around the zombie's neck, the two strands were one, circled around my left hand a few times, my body jumped up, and my knees knelt on the zombie's back, and my left hand exerted force at the same time, but the force was too strong, and the red rope "snapped" off, and the zombie that jumped on the ground stood upright like a spring, and ejected me from its back. The moment he landed, he couldn't hold back, and a stream of heat gushed out from his throat, turning red all over the ground.

The zombie jumped on the spot and turned around, no longer caring about Huaxia and the others behind him, jumping up and jumping towards me, and my tombstone would definitely write the four big words "Die young".

Just as she sighed "My life is at stake", Lu Jieyu jumped on the back of the zombie like a mad patient, wrapped her hands around the zombie's neck, clamped the zombie's legs with her feet, and gnawed at the back of the zombie's neck with her small mouth open. I felt sick to my stomach. This woman is crazy, and sure enough, she can do anything.

The beast was in pain, and his whole body was shocked, shaking Lu Jieyu on his back far away. When he landed, he happened to fall on Huaxia's body. Huaxia exclaimed bitterly: "My mother-in-law, the has been pressed out by Lao Tzu, my sister Yu, you should lose weight." ”

The zombie completely ignores the people behind him, and the target is only me, and it is not an exaggeration to say that this is the revenge of killing my father. In just a moment, I felt something. With the only strength he had, his hands slid on the ground, and his entire body passed under the zombie's crotch. This trick is still learned from Huaxia. It really works to save your life.

Xu Mingxiang had already put all the scattered copper coins on the ground into his hands and shouted: "Huaxia, come to blood." ”

Hua Xia reluctantly bit her tongue and sprayed blood into Xu Mingxiang's hands. She clasped her hands together, left up and right down, and said in her mouth: "Pure Yang Blood Sacrifice, Stardust Demon Suppression!" ”

After finishing speaking, he sent his hands forward, and dozens of copper coins flashed with sparks, smashing on the back of the zombie like a meteor. The sound of firecrackers filled the entire burial chamber.

After the zombie was hit by the copper coin, his knees weakened, he fell to the ground, and then his upper body also fell down and threw himself into the street.

Lu Jieyu came to my side and helped me up, I patted her head weakly to show that it was okay, and then said to Huaxia weakly: "Slut, you pretend to be dead, you are good." Your mother really gave birth to you in a pit and raised the placenta. ”

Huaxia hippie quibbled with a smile: "I am called aggrieved, pretending to be dead to observe the weakness of that beast, preparing for a fatal blow, if it weren't for my blood, that beast would be finished so quickly?" ”

I originally thought that this coward was just pretending to be stupid, but I didn't expect to be able to do such an unwanted thing at such a critical time, this is simply the nature and is exposed.

Xu Mingxiang sat down against the wall, took out the water and drank it and only said three words: "Bastard!" ”

"How? Guys, are we going to sleep here and then go, or are we going to do it right away? I asked, staring at them.