Chapter 144: The Embroidery Thief
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The world says that Jiangnan is good, the small bridges and flowing water, black canopy paper umbrellas, and the unique and beautiful scenery in Jiangnan really make people forget to return, at least Lu Wuchen is like this.
During the period of staying in the Hua family, Lu Wuchen or tasted wine and enjoyed flowers with Hua Manlou, or listened to Hua Manlou burning incense and touching the piano, or lingered among the mountains and rivers.
After a few days, the annual dragon boat festival in Jiangnan is quietly coming, at this time Jiangnan is sunny and rainy, and the sky is always gloomy, but it can't stop people's enthusiasm.
Although the sky is gloomy, the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River is already beautiful and picturesque, and the thin clouds add a touch of soft beauty. The blue tree painting building on the mountain, the long causeway rainbow bridge outside the mountain and the banners all over the mountain are enveloped by a layer of smoke and sunshine, and it is very hazy and moist to look at.
It was just after noon, and the venue for the dragon boat was already crowded and lively. On the surface of the lake, eight dragon boats sit on the surface of the lake, each painted in red, orange, yellow and green colors.
With the organizer's red flag, immediately along the lake 100 golden drums beat together, the drum rumbled, the eight dragon boats also shot out like arrows off the string, and the people along the shore also cheered together.
Looking at the dragon boat you are fighting for me on the lake, Lu Wuchen turned his head to look at Hua Manlou beside him, and said with a slight smile: "Brother Hua, what do you think?" ”
The paper fan shook slightly, and Hua Manzuo said with a smile: "Yes, until today." I only then realized that this dragon boat festival was so lively. "Between words. There was a hint of excitement in Hua Manlou. The eyes that were originally like stagnant water, but now they are as bright as stars, and they are watching the dragon boat festival intently.
"Hehe......"
Wan Er smiled, Lu Wuchen didn't speak, but quietly looked at the dragon boats on the lake.
Hua Manlou's eyes were cured, he cured Lu, although Hua Manlou was very surprised that he had such a ability, but he didn't ask to the end. Because in Hua Manlou's view, believing in friends is a beautiful thing, and that's enough!
His ears moved slightly, and Hua Manlou smiled faintly: "Maybe we can't continue to watch." ”
"Oh?"
Hearing this, Lu Wuchen couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked in the direction pointed by the paper fan of Hua Manlou, only to see the two catchers walking quickly towards the location of the two, and the expressions on their faces seemed to have something big.
Lu Wuchen smiled: "Your ears are still as good as ever." ”
Hua Manlou smiled faintly: "After so many years of habits, sometimes it is difficult to break. ”
While the two were talking, the two catchers also came to the two of them. hugged his fists and said, "Lu Shaoxia." Playboy, entrusted by someone, please come to the yamen. ”
As soon as he turned his head, Lu Wuchen patted Hua Manlou's shoulder and said, "I always feel that I am going to meet Lu Xiaoji." ”
"Hehe......" Hua Manlou smiled faintly: "If he hears you call him like this, it is estimated that he will have to fight with you again." ”
Shrugging his shoulders, Lu Wuchen beckoned the two catchers and said, "Lead the way." ”
"Please, two!"
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Incense was burning in the meditation room, Lu Wuchen and flowers were all over the building, and the two were already sitting and waiting.
If you want to taste the vegetarian food cooked by the bitter gourd handsome, you must not only bathe and smoke, but also have patience. Master Bitter Melon is not an easy cook, so not only does he have to come right, but he also has to be happy. There are not many people today, except for Hua Manlou and Lu Wuchen, there are only two people who are ancient pine monks in Huangshan and Mudaoren, who are known as the first poetry and wine in Go and the third in swordsmanship.
Of course, these people are not laymen, so Master Bitter Melon is also very happy today.
In the vast twilight, the evening bell finally sounded, and the evening breeze blew through the bamboo forest, and the heat had long been isolated from the red dust.
Lu Wuchen and Hua Manlou hugged their fists and said, "It's really ashamed to ask the two seniors to wait here." ”
Hearing this, Mu Daoren smiled, this Wudang elder, who had always been slightly unkempt, actually took off his broken robe with thousands of sews at this moment, and replaced it with a spotless blue cloth shirt. After all, the strange temper of the bitter gourd master is famous.
The bamboo curtain in the meditation room hangs low, and through the bamboo curtain, you can already smell bursts of indescribable aroma, which is enough to arouse anyone's appetite.
Monk Honka sighed: "The bitter gourd handsome Su Xi is really unparalleled in the world."
Mu Daoren smiled, "He himself often said that even if the Bodhisattva smells the vegetarian dishes he makes, he will be moved."
Lu Wuchen smiled lightly: "Since it's ready, why don't we go in and enjoy it." ”
"Ha Lu Ha ......" Mu Daoren twisted his beard and smiled: "Xiaoyou is right! ”
Lifting the bamboo curtain and walking in, Mu Dao and Gu Song were suddenly stunned, while Lu Wuchen and Hua Manlou had strange smiles on their faces.
In the meditation room, not only have the vegetarian dishes been put on the table, but there are already people sitting there and eating happily. The man seemed to have been soaking in the stinky ditch for half a month, and then rolling in the mud for half a month, not only was there a puddle of stinky mud hanging from his body, but his body exuded a stench that people dare not flatter.
Mu Daoren sighed and said, "This monk is eccentric. ”
Monk Honka said, "He invited us, but let others come and eat first." ”
Mu Dao said: "He wants us to go to the incense bath, but this person is very smelly and sloppy. ”
Master Bitter Melon smiled and said, "The monk is indeed partial, but it is only partiality towards him alone, and it is useless for you to be angry." ”
Mu Dao said: "Why are you playing favoritism towards him?" ”
Master Bitter Melon said: "Because I met this person, even I couldn't do anything." ”
Mu Daoren also smiled and said, "I don't blame you, last time this person stole my two altars of fifty-year-old daughter red. I could only stare at him! ”
Hua Manlou smiled bitterly: "When I met this person, I am afraid that even the Bodhisattva can't do it." ”
Lu Wuchen also continued: "This person is so shameless that he even steals a thief's things, so the Bodhisattva will also have a headache." ”
This person is naturally Lu Xiaofeng, and while eating, he said, "You guys said okay, I just had a good meal." But Lu Wuchen, when did I steal a thief's things. ”
Shrugging his shoulders, Lu Wuchen smiled and said, "Do you dare to say that you have never stolen anything from Sikong Star." ”
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "Don't dare." However, the old monkey is the number one thief in the world, and I am still very proud to be able to steal something from him. ”
After Lu Xiaofeng finished speaking, he continued to eat vegetarian food, a plate of vegetarian ham, and a pot of potstickers and tofu had bottomed out.
Lu Wuchen saw that Lu Xiaofeng was eating very deliciously, and he also sat down to eat, and in an instant, three pieces of vegetarian duck had already entered his stomach.
Hua Manlou just sat down next to Lu Xiaofeng, frowned and said, "Brother Lu, although he looks lazy and sloppy to touch sometimes, he is definitely a person who loves cleanliness. Why is it the way it is today? ”
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "I haven't taken a bath for ten days. ”
Lu Wuchen smiled: "Ten days? I remember you felt bad when you didn't take a shower for a day, why didn't you take a shower for ten days this time. ”
Hua Manlou was also very surprised, and asked in surprise: "What are you busy with these days?" ”
With a long sigh, Lu Xiaofeng said depressedly: "I'm busy paying off gambling debts!" ”
"Gambling debts?" Hua Manlou was full of confusion and said in surprise, "Who do you owe for your gambling debts?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said, "Except for the bastard who picks up stars, who else." ”
Lu Wuchen asked with a smile in his eyes: "You Lu Xiaofeng wins every time you compete with Sikong Xingxing, why did you lose to him this time?" ”
Rolling his eyes, Lu Xiaofeng said depressedly: "Last time he competed with me somersault, I won him a mess, this time he found me, and he had to compete with me somersault, how could I not agree." ”
Lu Wuchen nodded and said, "According to Lu Xiaofeng's character, of course you will agree!" ”
"Alas......" Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I suffer a loss here, that old monkey hasn't done anything recently, he specializes in practicing somersaults, and he turned six hundred and eighty heels in one hour." You say you want to die, don't die. ”
Hua Manlou asked curiously, "What did you lose to him?" ”
Touching his beard, Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "We have made an appointment, if he loses, he will kowtow to me when we meet in the future, and you have to call me uncle, if he wins, I will dig six hundred and eighty earthworms for him within ten days, and dig one earthworm with a bucket." ”
Hearing this, everyone present laughed, and Lu Xiaofeng looked like an earthworm now. (To be continued......)