Chapter 361: Fooling Brother Donkey

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"Hey, Brother Donkey, what's the matter, haven't you eaten?" I sat on the sand in Director Luo's office and called Brother Donkey.

Brother Donkey asked, "I haven't eaten yet, I'm busy in the clinic, what's wrong?" ”

"Come to Director Luo's office, the organization has a task to assign to you."

As soon as Brother Donkey heard that there was a task, he said: "Oops, I have a stomachache, I guess I won't be able to go today......"

"Can't come? It's a pity, Director Luo said that he suspected that there was a female ghost somewhere who specialized in seducing men, and the man who was seduced ** overnight, since you are uncomfortable, only I will explore this kind of Longtan tiger's den. ”

As soon as Brother Donkey heard my words, he immediately said, "Wait, how can I refuse the task given to me by the organization just because I have a stomachache?" This is the trust that the organization has placed in me, wait, I'll be there soon. ”

Guan Xu was smoking next to him and asked me: "You say, if your buddy finally heard that he was going to the drug den as an undercover agent, would he kill you?" ”

"No, it won't." I shook my head.

"Why? Because the two of you have an iron relationship? Guan Xu asked.

"No, because he can't beat me."

Then the four of us chatted, and after about twenty minutes, Donkey appeared in the office.

He was actually wearing a pink suit, took a bath, the whole person was fragrant, his hair was combed and slipped, and his face was smeared with a little powder, which looked like a little white face.

Brother Donkey twisted his ass and walked in and said: "Since it is a task assigned by the organization, I naturally have to dress up carefully, so that I can live up to the organization's expectations of me, so where is the female ghost?" ”

Guan Xu coughed and said in my ear: "Let your buddies change their clothes, some drug dealers also like to play with men." ”

Brother Donkey asked strangely, "What kind of drug dealer?" ”

I glared at Guan Xu, stood up and said to Brother Donkey: "Brother Donkey, the task I just said is extremely difficult, are you confident that you can complete it?" ”

Brother Donkey nodded like a sheep's madness, and pointed to his clothes and said, "Of course I have confidence, you see that my clothes have been changed." ”

Anyway, let's fool Brother Donkey to Yunnan first, and then let him call every day not to call the earth and the earth to be spiritual, and he must obediently follow me to be an undercover agent?

I turned back to Guan Xu and asked, "When are you leaving?" ”

"It's better to leave now." Guan Xu said: "It's very urgent over there. ”

"What's the hurry?" Brother Donkey asked in a daze.

"The old lady is in Yunnan." I say.

"Let's go, let's go now." The donkey brother pulled me and was about to go out, but he was so anxious that I wanted to kick him.

Guan Xuyu smiled and said to me: "You go home first and pack some things, this time, it is estimated that you will not be able to come back in a short time." ”

"Hmm." I nodded.

Brother Donkey asked beside him: "Isn't it just a sassy old lady, why can't you come back in a short time." ”

"A lot of sassy old ladies." I gave him a blank look, and at this time, Brother Donkey looked like the sperm was in his brain, so he didn't think much about it, and nodded vigorously.

I went home and put some cinnabar, yellow paper and other things.

After packing my things, I put on my backpack and went to the door of the Spirit Hall.

Zhao Shanyu was lying on the sand, watching TV with his mobile phone.

As soon as they saw me coming, they asked, "Why did you remember the store?" ”

"Daughter-in-law, I went to Yunnan once, and it is estimated that it will take a month or two to come back." After I finished speaking, Zhao Shiyu asked, "What's wrong?" Where to go? ”

Brother Donkey followed me, and suddenly said, "There are a lot of sassy old ladies over there, Fengzi took me over to catch those old ladies." ”

"Damn, don't talk nonsense." I glared at him.

But it didn't work at all, Zhao Shanyu's foot had already kicked on my chest, I took two steps back in pain, and said, "Daughter-in-law, he's bragging, we used to arrest drug dealers." ”

Brother Donkey gave me a blank look: "We are ghost hunters, do we need to catch drug dealers?" Your reason is too much to compare.,Obviously, I just told sΓΉ that there are a lot of ghosts over there.,You want to take me over and clean it up slowly.。 ”

I looked at Zhao Shanyu's fierce face, and hurriedly explained: "The old lady Nasao deceived Brother Donkey by me, I really went to catch drug dealers, I don't believe you call Director Luo to ask." ”

"You must have colluded with Director Luo." Brother Donkey put his arm around my shoulders and assured Zhao Shanyu: "Don't worry Xiaoyu, I'll help you watch him, if he dares to touch my old lady, bah, no, if he dares to be lustful about those old girls, I will help you castrate him." ”

I really made myself a pit, and I felt like I wanted to cry without tears when I looked at Zhao Xianyu.

Zhao Shanyu glared at me and said, "Okay, go over by yourself, be careful." ”

"Don't beat me anymore?" I asked subconsciously.

"I'm not as stupid as Brother Donkey." After Zhao Xianyu finished speaking, he lay on the sand and continued to watch TV.

As soon as I heard that Zhao Shanyu had not misunderstood, I asked, "Then you are still kicking me?" ”

"It's just an excuse to kick you, just come back early." Zhao Shanyu ignored me after speaking, and continued to watch TV.

I led Brother Donkey out of the door, and Brother Donkey's face was a little gloomy.

I'm a little worried, don't you guess I'm lying to him, right? If Brother Donkey knew that we were really going to catch drug dealers, according to his cowardly appearance, he would not have followed me.

In fact, I took Brother Donkey to think about multiple people and take care of them, if he didn't go, I would be alone in the thief's den, and I don't know how boring it would be.

I thought for a moment and said, "What, Brother Donkey, I actually made up the matter of catching drug dealers." ”

Brother Donkey said: "I'm not thinking about this problem, I know you're afraid of your daughter-in-law, of course the drug dealer is making it up, I'm thinking, do you want to wear a condom with the female ghost xxoo." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Donkey said with a straight face: "Don't get me wrong, I dedicated my life to the revolution, first enter the enemy camp, gain the enemy's complete trust, and then kill the female ghost." ”

"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding, you are really iron-clad, for the sake of the organization, you have such a spirit of sacrifice, you are a model for us." I wiped the sweat stains on my forehead, it seems that I have thought too much, with the IQ of Brother Donkey, I don't tell him, he probably will never know.

Brother Donkey and I took a taxi to the airport, at this time Guan Xu and Gao Yunhu were already waiting for us in the lobby of the airport, and we entered the waiting room from the special passage of the airport with our tickets.

There were a lot of things we carried that we couldn't bring on the plane, such as the pistol on Gao Yunhu's body, the fruit knife in Brother Donkey's backpack, and so on.

At this time, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon, and there were a lot of people in the airport waiting room, and all four of us were smokers, so we sat for a while and then walked to the smoking area to smoke.

Suddenly, Gao Yunhu said to the three of us, "Do you know what I hate the most in my life? ”

"What do you hate?" The three of us asked curiously.