Chapter 32 The Taoist Lao Hu who keeps pace with the times
CHAPTER XXXII
The Taoist priest Lao Hu who keeps pace with the times
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Lao Hu took a broken leather bag with him and pulled out a two-meter-wide black square cloth for a long time. Covering Xiaojun, wrapping her whole body in a black cloth and wrapping it tightly. Commanded Lin Fei: "Carry her downstairs to my car!" β
Lin Fei followed Lao Hu's instructions and picked up Xiao Jun through the black cloth, and unexpectedly found that Xiao Jun couldn't feel the cold air inside at all. Lao Hu said that this cloth shades the sun and shades, which can block the yin and yang from leaking out, and now Xiaojun's soul is weak, and the sunlight outside is too strong, and his soul will fly away when he sees it!
Although I still didn't understand what this meant, as long as it was for Xiaojun's safety, it didn't matter what she meant!
Gently picked up Xiaojun and followed Lao Hu and walked straight out of the door. Liu Yang consciously followed behind without saying a word, and as for Ankang, the hand that was removed by Lao Hu was returned to someone to help him put it back. I'm crying at the moment......
Lao Hu put his arm on, and An Kang was about to scold, but when he saw Lao Hu's fierce and vicious face, he held back again, and turned the finger at Lin Fei: "The kid is a bastard!" Heavy color and light friends, only Xiaojun in my heart, I don't even care about my arm! Lean ......"
"Humph!" Lao Hu shook his sleeves and strode out of the door, but he hugged his right leg to Ankang, who was sprinkled on the ground: "What do you want to do?" β
"Old Master Hu, are you going to do it?" An Kang asked with a wide wink.
"Yes and what!"
"Please! Take me one! I've never seen anyone do it in my life, please! Take me with you! Ankang looked like a hippie smile, and Lin Fei and Liu Yang in the back couldn't help but snicker: Second goods!
"Hey, hey!" Lao Hu first smiled gently at him twice, lowered his head, and his face suddenly changed: "No!" β
"Ahh Ankang is willing to give up like this! kept holding Lao Hu's legs: "Please!" Take me one! Take me one! β
In the end, it was Lin Fei who stepped forward and asked Lao Hu: "Master, you should take your health with you!" He's been adoring you ever since he'd heard your name! β
"Do you adore me?" Lao Hu looked down at An Kang, who was lying motionless on his lap.
An Kang nodded repeatedly: "Mmmm! If you can take me as an apprentice, I will worship you on behalf of my whole family!" β
"Haha! Think beautifully! After Lao Hu laughed twice, his face turned 180Β° again: "Get out of the way!" Good dogs don't get in the way! β
"Master Hu!" Ankang continued to hug Lao Hu's thigh, looking like he would not let go of him.
Lao Hu couldn't grind this kid after all, and reluctantly threatened: "Stinky boy, it's okay to go, but as long as you mess with me about anything!" I'll just pull your arm off and make you unable to put it back for the rest of your life! β
"Good! Good! I'm not going to mess around! Ankang looked at Lao Hu and hurriedly got up.
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Wait until a few people come down from the upper floor and find the location of Lao Huche.
The first time I saw Lin Fei and the three of Lao Hu's car, only two words appeared on their faces: local tyrant!
Lao Hu turned out to be a local tyrant! I actually drove a Land Rover off-road vehicle, I wiped it!
The three of them, who had close contact with this kind of high-end goods for the first time, were instantly stunned......
"Don't get in the car yet!"
After being thrown into the car by Lao Hu, Liu Yang took the initiative to ask Lao Hu and asked: Uncle Hu, let me be your driver!
Lin Fei and An Kang glanced at him with disdain, and scolded Liu Yang angrily in his heart for robbing them of their position.
Lao Hu arranged for Lin Fei to put Xiaojun on the far right, Lin Fei sat in the middle, and Ankang was almost thrown on the rear tire to hang, and finally arranged for Lin Fei to be on the left. Lao Hu did a good job in the co-pilot, pressed two buttons, and two black partitions rose from the windows on both sides of the back seat of the car, completely blocking the sunlight out, and then instructed Lin Fei to expose Xiaojun's head and hands, look at it, and said in a deep color:
"This girl's soul is too weak, give her some yang energy."
Infusing Yang Qi? This is difficult for Lin Fei! How is this going to work? He didn't do it!
But An Kang said more: "Is it like in the movie, mouth-to-mouth?" β
"Mouth, you big-headed ghost!" Lao Hu slapped Ankang's head melon, and it hurt for a while. Sue sΓΉ Lin Fei: "Palm to palm, not too much and not too little, so just use one hand!" β
Lin Fei was still puzzled: "Can this work?" I don't know how to lose? β
Lao Hu said: "You don't need to, as long as your palm touches her, she can automatically suck your yang energy, this is the instinct of a ghost, just like a person breathing air." β
After listening, Lin Fei understood a little, and after Ankang understood, he immediately took the initiative to ask: "Or, I'll come!" My body is better than Xiao Fei, and I have more yang energy in my body! β
He forgot that he couldn't touch Xiaojun at all, and Lao Hu didn't notice this, but just sneered at An Kang: "You can't!" The yang energy on your kid's body is too muddy to be suitable for this girl. β
Ankang asked, "Too muddy?" What do you mean? β
Liu Yang said very disdainfully: "It's just too dirty!" β
A face darkened in an instant, and An Kang was no longer interested in speaking, and muttered in his heart: If I think my yang qi is dirty, isn't your apprentice's dirty? Soak girls all day long, and now I'm still soaking female ghosts, hum!
Without Ankang's nonsense, the road suddenly became much quieter, but Liu Yang chatted with Lao Hu from time to time:
"By the way, Uncle Hu, don't you all pay attention to the different paths of people and ghosts, and there is no difference between good and evil?"
Lao Hu snorted coldly: "What the hell is this age, it's already the twenty-first century!" I haven't seen A Chinese Ghost Story! I haven't seen people and ghosts! There are good and bad people, and there are good and evil ghosts! What Taoist priest must kill when he sees a ghost! It was those directors who made movies and television who deliberately smeared our Taoist priests! β
turned his head and added to Lin Fei: "Xiao Fei, if you enter the film and television industry as a director in the future, don't forget to make a movie to rehabilitate the Taoist priest!" β
Lin Fei smiled: "Definitely!" Certain! β
I don't know when, the temperature on Xiaojun's hand suddenly changed color. His face was not as white as it was at the beginning, and after waiting for a while, he could already open his eyes. Seeing Xiaojun open his eyes again, Lin Fei was overjoyed: "Are you better?" β
Jun smiled lightly and nodded slightly.
It seems that this palm to palm can really input yang energy, just like the transmission of gong in martial arts novels. But Lao Hu reminded:
"The biggest difference between humans and ghosts is that people are angry, while ghosts are dead. The so-called life is yang, death is yin. Therefore, once a person has been in contact with ghosts for a long time, not only will the yang energy in his body be automatically lost, but the yin energy will become heavier and heavier...... You've got this in both of you right now......"
Lao Hu looked at Lin Fei and An Kang, and deliberately reminded him: Although Xiaojun is not evil, after all, people and ghosts have different paths, so it's better not to get too close!
just saw that Lin Fei didn't care and seemed to have other ideas, so he said very unhappily: "Especially you kid, your body is almost covered with yin qi!" Honestly, in addition to this girl, you have seen a few ghosts! β
"Four or five!" Lin Fei thought about it and replied.
"Impossible!" Lao Hu had a questioning tone: "Tell Master SΓΉ the truth, except for seeing those guys in the morgue, have you ever met ...... outside?"
"Probably not!" Lin Fei shook his head.
Seeing that Lin Fei didn't look like he was lying, Lao Hu frowned: "If it's just these, there shouldn't be so much yin qi on your body!" β
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Four people and one ghost, in broad daylight, very sneakily rushed into the North District Bureau. Although it attracted a lot of attention, no one dared to come forward and ask more questions when they saw Lao Hu in the crowd.
Lao Hu led everyone to send Xiao Jun to the largest morgue first, because there were many corpses there and a lot of yin qi was gathered. So it's best for Jun to rest there......
Ankang, who came to the morgue for the first time, surprised everyone, and there was no trace of fear, and the whole person jumped around the morgue with joy, and finally stopped at the ultraviolet lamp left on the table after Lao Hu examined the body.
Curiosity prompted him to turn on the lamp and look around excitedly. It's just that he didn't notice Lao Hu Zheng's gloomy face, and he almost planned to go up and beat this kid, but he didn't have to wait for Lao Hu to beat him, Ankang should have cried......
The ultraviolet lamp shone around, and it was nothing! But when he took a look, Ankang suddenly found that there were three pairs of footprints on the ground that were constantly approaching him, getting closer and closer......
It's already close at hand, Ankang instantly dropped the ultraviolet lamp, he knew what the footprints represented, because he had really heard Lin Fei talk about how the ultraviolet lamp could illuminate the traces left by ghosts many times, and he had been curious for too long, but when he saw it with his own eyes at this moment, he was suddenly frightened and almost peed his pants......
knelt directly on the ground and cried: "A few masters, spare your little life!" β
Lin Fei, who had been guarding Xiaojun's side over there, shook his head helplessly: "Three masters, this kid is just fun!" Don't scare him! β
Speaking of which, Lao Hu also snorted coldly. Three yin winds suddenly swept into the three morgues, and no longer made any movement!
Lin Fei stared at Liu Yang and An Kang curiously: "Didn't you wipe the grapefruit leaves?" Why didn't you see those three uncles just now? β
The two shook their heads.
Lao Hu on the side said: "Grapefruit leaves wipe your eyes? That kind of low-end means will only work for an hour at most! It's also for nothing! β
Depend on! Lin Fei scolded secretly: This damn profiteer, Boss Cai, actually cheated me again!
Ankang, who was shocked, staggered up from the ground and exclaimed, "It turns out that this ultraviolet lamp can really shine on the footprints of ghosts!" β
"Do you know why?" Lao Hu looked at the three of them, and the three of them shook their heads at the same time.
"The ultraviolet rays emitted by this ultraviolet lamp can be used to observe objects with fluorescent and phosphorescent characteristics, and the oni is a phosphorescent substance that can almost be omitted. Let's know about summer ghost fires, for example! Most of them are caused by the gases produced by corpses, which means that after death, people will still emit a cycle similar to human breathing for a certain period of time. What about the ghosts? After death, the soul forms an unnatural substance after seven days, and they inherit this phosphorescent characteristic, so they can find traces of ghosts with ultraviolet lamps, but because ghosts do not have zΓ i true physique, their faint phosphorescent substances will be deposited on the limbs, so ultraviolet lamps can only shine on footprints and handprints, but not on ghosts! β
"Oh! Learn and live to be old! The three of them nodded at the same time, a feeling of enlightenment.
Seeing that Lao Hu was extremely familiar with this kind of knowledge, Liu Yang, who was beside Lin Fei, couldn't help but secretly ask him: "Are you sure that your master is really a Taoist priest, not a professor in the physics department of a certain university!" β
Lin Fei shook his head: "Not sure!" β