Chapter 1 In the troubled times, bandits want to cut the path, and the ghost city heavenly master is beginning to appear

Night.

Although it was still the end of spring and the beginning of summer, the night had gradually taken on a sultry feeling, and countless mosquitoes were flying in the mountains and forests, and it would be better if you were in a hurry, but once you stopped, you would soon be crawling all over your face - of course, who would not be able to move in those woods these days, unless it was a robber or a thief?

But there is no coincidence in the world, and there is really a group of people in this forest hiding from the fat sheep waiting to be delivered to the door.

The man in the lead, dressed in a very ill-fitting silk robe, with a markedly short hem tucked into his belt, sat on a stone in the middle of the woods, with a long knife for chopping wood in one hand and a crackling crack in his face with the other. After a while, the man couldn't help but feel annoyed, and cursed:

"Damn, what the hell is the weather, so haode kiln sister can't hug the mosquitoes here, fucking I really find my own guilt - hey, Ma San, is your news accurate? If you pounce on it today, I'll have to screw your head off! ”

There was a pockmarked man next to him who was rubbing the dirt on his neck with one hand and fanning the wind with the other, and when he heard the leader shouting, he quickly sat up straight and responded: "Bad son, this news is absolutely true!" I could clearly see that the tyrannical old man took out a bag of heavy oceans and bought a cart of things from the turtle son's grocery store, and the money was not used up yet..."

"Why the fuck hasn't it been the middle of the night?" The leading man, who was known as the inverted grandfather, became irritable, interrupted him, turned his head and asked another person: "Chen Pizi, you are a local and should be familiar with the terrain here, you calculate for Lao Tzu, the old man with the violent eyes who bought things has been here for a long time, has he gone other ways?" ”

The local man named Chen Pizi seemed to be a little shrewd, and after a long time of calculation, he said with certainty: "Grandfather, you see, the tyrannical old man ate the mixed soup and drank the old rice wine, and most of the time he had to be slow when he drove the car, plus it was an old donkey pulling the cart, and it was estimated that it would take four hours to get here again - don't panic, be steady, it is estimated that it will be almost the same in a while." ”

"This old dog eats and drinks well, and we are bitten by mosquitoes here!" The grandfather was quite satisfied with Chen Pizi's words, but he was still full of anger, and after thinking about it, he said ruthlessly: "Mom! Lao Tzu's heart is hard today, even if he is unlucky, after taking the things for a while, he will take out his heart and liver for Lao Tzu, and go back to the bowl of sobering soup to vent his anger! ”

"Gotta get it!" Several men with fierce faces shouted in a low voice, and they all seemed to be hungry for this person's flesh and liver, and even stretched out their tongues and licked their lips and said, "Comfortable!" ”

As he was talking, there was a sudden sound of a cry in the grass, and a group of people suddenly jumped up, and after a while, a thin half-sized boy came out of the grass, and appeared in front of everyone with a mouth full of salivation, and his face was full of excitement: "Fallen master, people, people are coming." ”

"Xiu Xiu~" A group of men suddenly shouted, and they didn't need anyone to greet them, so they rushed out with the knives and axes in their hands - originally, in the middle of the night, the third watch dealt with an old man who was driving a car, if it wasn't for the fear that things wouldn't be moved, there would be no need for so many people to come out, and now that people have arrived, what are they worried about, they just need to rush out and kill the tyrannical old man, isn't this car all their own?

A group of bandits rushed out of the grove and looked condescendingly on the dirt slope, and sure enough, an old donkey cart came waddling in the distance, and the top of the cart was covered with straw and could not see what it was, but they knew that there were indeed a lot of small hills. The old man who was driving the car was already asleep while lying on top of those things, but the donkey himself was hurrying forward slowly, and the axle could not help but creak and creak.

These guys' eyes suddenly turned red, and they immediately rushed down with a scream, waving the weapon in their hands high above their heads, obviously not taking this old man seriously!

The local Chen Pizi originally rushed along, but within two steps, he suddenly saw a small flag in the parking space, and his face immediately turned dead gray - this thing was pulling the clothes of the fallen grandfather next to him, and let out a wail like killing a pig:

"No, no! Downside master, this, this car can't be robbed! ”

The inverted master paused when he was pulled down by this goods, but the people around him rushed down one after another, and he didn't see much danger, so he didn't care about what Chen Pizi was saying, and slapped this guy away and strode forward.

This group of people couldn't stop the uproar and all rushed down the dirt slope, Chen Pizi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he looked left and right and turned around and ran. Who knew that he had just taken a step and somehow his legs suddenly became weak and he sat on the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he howled - the eyes stared at the small flag behind the car and cried so sadly, the dead mother and Lao Tzu had never seen this thing like this a few years ago, and slapped himself while crying, "I was wrong, spare my life!" I was wrong, spare my life..."

What kind of flag is this?

As far as the eye can see, this flag is no more than a square foot, and there is a flagpole-like pattern on a black background, with several big seal characters on it:

Yin Si Ghost Collection!

Hearing the howl of Chen Pizi behind him, there were also two or three guys who looked back, but the others said that the goods were scared when they came out to do business for the first time, so they didn't care, but just surrounded the car with the fallen grandfather and shouted: "Hey, old man, get up!" ”

The donkey cart was naturally stopped by so many people, and a group of people knocked on the cart board and kicked the axle, and Ma San also stretched out his hand to stab the old man lying on the top with a stick.

After only two clicks, the tyrannical old man opened his eyes and woke up, and when he saw so many people, he was not frightened, sat up and buckled his eyes to reveal a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said:

"What are you doing here? There's an old man around me," the old man said, reaching into his crotch from behind and grabbing two handfuls, "you're robbers, aren't you?" Even if it's with me, don't toss, I don't have anything, it's completely boring for you to grab it! ”

The fallen master shook it viciously with a machete in his hand, and shouted arrogantly: "Ge Laozi, the turtle son has a lot to say!" It is true that it is true that Hardo and bold on your side are bold, and this appearance is not false at all! At this, the knife in his hand slashed on the board of the car, and he commanded, "Come on, tie up this old turtle son for me!" ”

Several Chinese characters shouted in unison, and they wanted to drag the old man down from the hill, who knew that the old man waved his hands: "Don't!" Everyone, my old arms and legs can't stand your toss, so I'd better come down by myself! As he spoke, he slipped down from the board, put his hands behind his back, and smiled obscenely:

"Everyone, please take it easy..."

"Humph!" With a wave of his hand, the Ma San immediately rushed up, and made the old man look like a zongzi in two or three strokes, not to mention a tyrannical old man, even if he is a man with five big and three thick, don't want to break it - he glanced at it with satisfaction, and muttered two sentences in his mouth: "Chen Pizi, this coward, said that you can't rob it, fuck your mother, I thought there was some trap trick, I didn't expect it to be so easy to finish..." ”

The guys suddenly gathered around, craned their necks and poked their heads out... But a few handfuls of straw were torn off, and these guys' faces actually changed!

There is no soft food, food and clothing in this car, it is all things used by the dead!

In the middle of the two coffins one big and one small not to mention, next to the pile is a paper man paper horse, a sedan chair couplet, a white flower Mazha, a shroud and a longevity pillow, a money ingot, incense candle spirit card, and a white paper lantern, a wreath in the spirit shed, a mourning stick for the table, all kinds of different products, just like a mobile immortal shop!

I guess the only thing that looks normal is the two wine jars in Zuihou.

The pander gasped, and suddenly there was a feeling of hairy claws and claws in his heart! On weekdays, although these guys are said to be bold thieves, they are not merciless when they kill people, but the more such people believe in the theory of ghosts and gods, even if they go out to send the funeral team during the day, they have to spit two mouthfuls and stomp their feet three times, and they still talk about good luck and the like, but I didn't expect to stay up until midnight today to grab this kind of thing!

"It's obsessive!" "It's too hammery!" ……

Suddenly, a muttering sound sounded behind the fallen grandfather.

After all, this guy is an old bandit who escaped through the three provinces, and the life lawsuit with his hands is not two together, so he naturally understands what the consequences will be if he crosses the border through the province and comes here for the first time out of the city for the first time, what will happen to the hearts of the brothers, and it is still a trivial matter for people to disperse, so he is afraid that his prestige will plummet, so he lowered his face and piled up his cheeks, turned around and slapped Ma Sanyi, who was shouting the loudest!

Ma San was shouting, this inexplicable slap made him get rid of it immediately.

It didn't count that the grandfather smoked, pointed at the guy's nose and scolded murderously: "I fuck Nima's Masan!" Didn't you tell Lao Tzu that it was a cart of grain and cloth, why the have become these Raushs? Lao Tzu told you, if you don't explain it clearly to Lao Tzu today, you will take your baby's eggs now, believe it or not? ”

As soon as the pander was so angry, the man next to him suddenly became empty, and there happened to be a guy like Ma San carrying a bag, and suddenly the anger in his heart found an outlet, and they all shouted:

"Ma San, ** I want to find bad luck for the guys, right, kill the ball!"

"The turtle son pretended to be nervous, break the leg bar first!"

"You fetal god doll, today your eyes are blind by the ball day?"

roared, and the inverted grandfather picked up Ma San with one hand, and yelled at his nose: "It's boring!" So stuffy that you thought you would run away? If you don't open your mouth to Lao Tzu, you will pinch and explode your turtle eggs immediately, do you believe it or not? ! ”

"I, I, I..." Ma San's pants peed directly - yujian's matter itself is evil, and the inverted grandfather said that he wanted to cut the eggs, why don't you say he is afraid? But that's not the case now... He muttered a few words in his mouth, and suddenly saw a smiling old man sitting on the side, and suddenly howled:

"It's all his ghosts, it's all his ghosts! It's obviously food, but I don't know how it became these things-upside down, upside down, it's all him! It's him! Desperately twisting his head to the side, he shouted hoarsely: "Brother official, it's him!" He's the one who got the hell! ”

The inverted master threw Ma San to the side, walked straight towards the old man, and the finger bones holding the machete were a little white, and it seemed that he was not going to say anything about going down with such a knife!

"Turtle son's old dog day!"

With the sound of the fallen grandfather, the machete also cut a snowy light in the air, and slashed down at the old man impartially. This violent-eyed old man didn't dodge or dodge with his mouth open, his eyes staring at his wrist, as if he was already stupid!

This knife is fast and inaccurate, and the bandit men drank it together: "Okay~" Especially the Ma San, who sat on the ground and didn't get up, he had already mustered up enough energy to please him, and his voice was loud.

Seeing that the knife had reached the top of his head, the old man was about to splatter three feet of blood, and this lightning and flint ...... The sword suddenly stopped!

It was as if he was pinched by an invisible hand and blocked the knife like this!

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