I used to think that Duoduo was a smart and clever child.

This impression probably comes from her sensible and well-behaved. However, after about two hours of explanation and training for her, I realized that this doll was really a little fool with two eyes.

God is pitiful, this is still a sign that the earth soul has been recalled and the divine consciousness has returned to normal!

If it had been before, wouldn't it be even more confusing?

Looking at the ethereal chapter of "The True Solution of the Ghost Dao", there are more than 2,320 words in total, removing the imaginary words and particles of "Zhihu Ye", there are more than 2,000 words of cultivation methods, and there are corresponding cultivation methods and qi routes for the six hours of the night. Step by step, or to the moon, or to the starlight, use the power of the distant stars to absorb the light energy from countless light years away to achieve the purpose of refining the body; Radical ones, or take pills, or directly suck the souls of living animals to strengthen their souls......

I've long been familiar with these things, but I'm afraid that if I can turn into a ghost, I can pick them up and practice without the slightest intention of stopping and staying.

However, although Duoduo had gone to kindergarten and knew some words, she could draw a duck or elephant or something, but it was obviously unrealistic for her to know the principles of the cultivation method. Died as a ghost, but knowledge has not also been changed, what was it before, now I am afraid that there is only regression, there is no possibility of transcendence. I have made countless attempts, and finally gave up the expectation that "my family is a genius", and understood that this matter of cultivating the true solution of the ghost path cannot be achieved overnight, and it still needs to be taught carefully by grinding kung fu with water.

At one o'clock in the morning, I was still teaching Duoduo to stammering and reciting scriptures, and my cousin Xiaojing next door couldn't stand it anymore and knocked on my door, saying Brother Zuo, what's the matter with you, muttering all night, and not letting people sleep?

I just remembered that the sound insulation in the room was not very good, and I was afraid that Xiaojing would hear something, and even said that I was sorry, I was talking in my sleep. After saying this, I glared at Duoduo fiercely, she sat aggrievedly by the windowsill, sat cross-legged, and then breathed at the half moon in the sky. I grabbed the fat worm that flew over and said that I gave it a great and glorious task, which was to supervise Huang Duoduo's hard work and not be lazy and slippery.

If she doesn't insist, tell me and I'll punish her.

The fat worm took the order, and flew to the side of Duoduo, attached to the frosted glass of the window, squirming, and the black bean's eyes were full of anticipation.

I turned off the light, took a deep breath, and was so tired of being a preschool teacher!

Worried about Duoduo, I woke up at five o'clock in the morning and saw that at the windowsill, the almost transparent Duoduo was still sitting in the void, with a vague silhouette, and her little hands were clasped in front of her chest, facing the moon that had disappeared into darkness on the horizon, exhaling her breath. She was clearly not settled, and as soon as I walked over, she opened her eyes, looking at me with dark eyes, pouting and displeased. My heart softened and I picked her up, and she pulled my hair and complained about me, saying that meditation was not fun at all, and that she was tired to death.

I feel melancholy in my heart, Duoduo loves to play by nature, and it is really a headache to teach this little stupid girl to understand the meaning of hard work! By the way, how did my former teacher teach me an interest in reading?

If you look for the Golden Silkworm Gu again, this dog thing will have long been missing.

Because of my inaction, its rags are always empty. I really didn't have any good food to deal with this foodie, so I allowed it to move freely and fly out of the pan to forage for food on its own. Its food is all pickled food, so I have three chapters with it: first, do not alarm others, and leave the head and tail; the second is not to leave behind Gu poison and harm others; The third is not to bring food back, and when you come back, you must do a good job of personal hygiene, at least in soapy water, roll it for three rounds, there is no smell.

The trial method is not bad, and finally this guy did not starve to death, but there is no restriction on food, and the body of the little thing is getting fatter and fatter, and when he returns late every day, he always can't fly, and he squirms back with difficulty. Luckily, it's been promoted to a half-spirit, and I've forcibly converted it to go home.

Although sometimes it is still used to it......

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Early in the morning, I got up early to practice the method mentioned in the solid "Twelve Methods of Suppressing the Mountains", which is a set of boxing, but unlike ordinary boxing, there is no fixed routine, but it can stretch the tendons and exercise the bones, similar to modern yoga. This time, I was covered in stinky sweat.

I had to be diligent, because through so many things, I found a very serious problem. That is, although my strength is larger than ordinary and my skills are also agile, I still can't do it in the face of Lianjiazi. I'm thinking about a question, should I go to a martial arts gym or a master and study it systematically, so as not to have similar things in the future, and I can't do anything about it. However, where can it be so easy, our area is not martial, they are all farmers who dig in the soil, and the heroes who cut the path in the early years were given dictatorship after liberation, and the fine tradition of rushing to the top has not been handed down.

If you want to learn, you have to go to a martial arts hall in a first-tier city, or ...... Shaolin Temple or something?

But let me take the liberty of taking over this temple after the famous CEO abbot Mr. Liu Yingcheng (the law name is not explained) was entrusted by the organization to take over this temple.

Well, in fact, there is, and there will be a chance to talk about this later.

Around 10 a.m., I received a strange call from a provincial capital. answered, it turned out to be Huang Fei's father. The content of the call was very simple, inviting me to the XX café in the county seat to talk about something. I hurriedly agreed and hung up respectfully. According to the routine of those marriage and love TV series, I can guess that this is similar to the bridge of parents meeting and persuading flies.

It's old-fashioned, but sometimes it works.

I came to the street, the small county town is not big, so I walked slowly. When I walked near the café, a group of people came in front of me, and when I passed by, one of the leaders suddenly stopped in front of me. I was just a sad thought, I was stopped by this, I was startled, I thought it was an acquaintance or an old classmate, but I didn't expect it to be a young man I didn't know, with a look of arrogance and frivolity.

This boy was only sixteen or seventeen years old, which was the most flamboyant age, and he pulled my clothes, opened his mouth to scold, and all kinds of foul language.

It was only when the people on the left and right gathered around me that I could see that this was the young man I had kicked away the night before.

At that time, he was afraid of the arrival of the police, and he ran away in a panic. After going back, I must have been teased by my companions, and when I saw him this time, I thought I was going to get back to the field. When I saw that some of the people in this group were wearing the blue school uniforms of the county vocational high school, I knew that Lu Dao should be students and gangsters there. Since I was studying, vocational high school students have been known for being brave and ruthless, and they are also impulsive, and they are not afraid of blood when they see it, because they are not sensible, so they are the most dangerous.

Where do I have the heart to fight with these young people, he stopped me and pulled my clothes, I just let him pull, look at him calmly, and tell me straight, what do you want?

He squinted at me and said that he didn't embarrass me, apologized, and then set a table of wine at the Shanjiang Hotel, and then sealed a big red envelope for his buddy. I laughed, reached over, took his hand at my clothes, and tightened it like an iron hoop. He screamed, tears rushed out, and people rushed up to beat me.

I turned my head sharply and glared at these eager teenagers, and the anger in my heart burst out in an instant.

Maybe my eyes are too fierce, or my face is too fierce, and no one dares to come forward.

I turned my head and stared at the young man, staring, and said word by word: "Your world may be too narrow, so the things you see are only TV and novels, and you don't listen, hear, or know many things, so you feel that the world is only so big, and you are the center of this world." But kid, to be honest, there are many people in this world, and you can't afford to mess with them! I want you to die, but it's only a matter of minutes. Your parents raised you so big, they want you to come to the old age to send you to the end, not to give you a funeral, you must know how to be restrained, otherwise, you don't know how to die...... Can you understand what I'm saying? ”

He stiffened his neck, pretending not to know what to do, like a stunned man.

I raised my hand to give him a slap, and the slap was loud and crisp, and he was stunned all of a sudden. Yesterday was critical, and he actually saw everything I commanded the Golden Silkworm Gu, but this young man was unscrupulous, blind and bold, and stubbornly pretended not to see. I slapped him several times in a row, and his face was swollen, red and blue. He wanted to resist, but I grabbed him by the neck and stopped him.

The young man next to me was ready to move, but I was a head taller than them, and I shot ruthlessly, and there was no one who picked the head, and I didn't dare to come up on the street. I grabbed this kid and asked him, is he sensible?

He was silent for a while, honestly understood, sorry.

At this time, a black Audi stopped next to me, and the window on the rear seat opened, revealing half of its face, calling me Lu Zuo, get in the car. It's Huang Fei's father. I answered, I let go of him, left the group of hapless kids, and got into the car. Huang Fei's father asked me, why did you make a fuss with these children? I explained the reason, and then said that children at this time are most likely to have angry thoughts, thinking that Lao Tzu is the best in the world, if he has not suffered any setbacks, then he will have it in the future? Maybe something bad will happen.

Huang Fei's father smiled and said that it was wrong for me to do this after all.

I didn't dare argue with him, so I nodded and said yes.

When we arrived at the café, we went in, found a secluded corner and sat down, and each ordered a cup of hot coffee, Huang Fei's father mentioned it to me straight to the point, saying that he actually understood my situation, and he also heard his brother Huang Jianshe (that is, Huang Laoya) talk about it, and he knew my true identity, it stands to reason that he is very respectful of people like me who have real skills, but as a father, he doesn't want his daughter to marry such a man who is wandering in the rivers and lakes and does not have a serious career, which is unstable and too worried.

I said that I am not a professional charlatan, I only help occasionally, and I will still use the capital to do a small business to support myself.

Huang Fei's father took a sip of coffee, raised his head, and said Lu Zuo, do you think I don't know the three fates of the Gu cultivators?