Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an returned to Yashan, but before they reached the top of the mountain, a figure ran down the mountain road, with swollen eyes and a hoarse voice: "Why did you come back now?" I'm scared to death! Wang Bi'an quickly let her mother see if she was injured! ”

It's not Chen Wei, which one is it.

Before the words fell, Chen Wei shouted again: "Why did you come back, why are your clothes wet?" What happened? What happened? Wang Bi'an, don't move, let your mother check and check. ”

Wang Bi'an twisted around, avoiding Chen Wei's inspection of touching her hands and feet, lifting the corners of her clothes and pulling her pants, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Mom-I have nothing to do, nothing at all, my father and I just took a bath in the river." ”

Chen Wei breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and even Wang Lu, who was walking towards the kitchen with a fertilizer bag more than ten steps away, could hear it clearly.

Although she believed Wang Bi'an's words, in the end, Chen Wei still groped her son from head to toe, and only after being sure that he didn't even lose a single hair did he put his mind at ease.

Wang Bi'an said triumphantly: "Mom, I killed two zombies, one big and one small, both of which I killed with my own hands - well, Dad also helped a little." ”

Chen Wei was so angry that she immediately rolled her eyes at Wang Lu, chased a few steps, and came to Wang Lu's ear and gritted her teeth and whispered, "Which of your brains is wrong!" Really let Wang Bi'an kill zombies! I—I thought you would let him see it at most! ”

Wang Lu didn't care: "Isn't my son coming back with a good hand." I think it's pretty good. ”

"It's pretty good." Chen Wei was so angry that her hands trembled, and she thought for a while: "No, I'll follow me next time!" ”

Wang Lu nodded: "I have always had this idea. I was alone in the field, my search skills were too poor, and I was always in a hurry to deal with emergencies. It's just that you also have to practice your hands well, so that after seeing zombies, not only did you not help, but I also had to bother to save you. ”

Chen Wei originally wanted to threaten Wang Lu - on the first day he took his son down the mountain, he asked him to kill two zombies in one go, is this time to take his son to the zombie den? The original intention was just to make Wang Lu a little more cautious. ‘

Unexpectedly, Wang Lu got off the donkey down the slope and actually wrapped himself in. Seeing his big look when he spoke, Chen Wei didn't get angry, stretched out her fingertips, skillfully leaned in from the corner of Wang Lu's clothes, grabbed the fat on his waist, pinched it gently, and turned around half a circle-

Wang Lu gasped and dropped the fertilizer bag to the ground.

Screamed: "Pain! Pain! Pain! Ah, miserable, watermelon! The watermelon is about to break. ”

The watermelon was not broken.

The whole child soaked in the spring water pool in the back mountain and calmed it with cold water.

Fava beans, remove the two corners, soak them directly in clean water, sprinkle with a little salt, and boil.

I cut some fatty meat from the bacon hanging on the beam, cut it into dots, and fried it with oil.

The greens were also fried in oil, and when they were turned slightly, the pot was raised, and the vegetables in the pot still maintained their tender green color.

The cucumber was not peeled, so it was flattened directly with the back of a knife, put some sugar, and stirred.

The meal was placed on the offering table in front of the statue of the dragon king, Wang Luming said that he invited the dragon lord to also taste it, in order to thank the grace of the night, but in fact, he thought that the kitchen was too small, too dark, and the smoke was too heavy, and he was greedy for the wide and open air of the main hall of the temple.

During this meal, Wang Bi'an licked several plates with his tongue.

Sitting on the putuan in the main hall, Wang Lu ate the cut watermelon without a bite, and said vaguely: "It's all pure green vegetables, I couldn't buy them with money before, and I didn't use pesticides and fertilizers at all." He spat out a mouthful of melon seeds: "I just picked out a caterpillar from the fried greens." ”

Chen Wei burst out laughing, stretched out her hand and gently slapped Wang Bi'an beside her: "Who let this stinky boy wash the vegetables carefully." However, there are too many insects on this dish, and a vegetable has half a branch, which is gnawed by insects. ”

"That's good, that's good." Wang Lu said repeatedly: "I used to buy vegetables in the vegetable market, and the green vegetables with wormholes were all rushed to buy, and I went late, and I couldn't grab them." But—" he lengthened, "guess what someone said?" ”

Chen Wei was a little curious, the family's shopping for Taoyao used to be Wang Lu's work, first, her cooking level was worse than Wang Lu's entire Huancheng West Road, and second, she had to pick up Wang Bi'an to go home with her after school every day, and when she got home, it was 6 o'clock, and she didn't have time at all. ,

Wang Lu squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Those who can't buy vegetables one step later say that the vegetables that are really not pesticide have already been eaten by the insects. This pesticide is still fresh. ”

The family staggered with laughter.

How long has it been since you smiled so easily?

In the past, at the dinner table, Wang Lu often told some anecdotes and jokes on the Internet.

The family also has no habit of eating and not talking.

A meal is always spent in talking and laughing.

I used to think that such a comfortable day would never change, and what changed was just the hair and wrinkles of the people at the dinner table.

However, the good things are always so fragile.

In the blink of an eye, Resident Evil came.

The family will never know if the meal they are eating now is the last dinner.

Eating is no longer for enjoyment, but for survival.

And laughter has become a luxury.

In the afternoon, Wang Lu and Wang Bi'an did not go down the mountain again, the two first sorted out the stones used for defense on the mountain road, and moved some more stones for backup, and then ran to the back mountain to check the terrain to make sure that no zombies could touch it.

Wang Bi'an also wanted to look for mushrooms in the forest in the back mountain, but in the summer, it hadn't rained for a while, so naturally he didn't even find the mushroom hair.

Instead, I found a grass Ganoderma lucidum, which grew on a fallen dead tree, the size of a palm.

provoked Wang Bi'an to shout, ran all the way, and sent it to Chen Wei to offer treasure.

After dinner, Wang Lu Shi Shiran walked to the woods next to the grotto outside the temple.

Found a small ditch.

Wang Lu stood still, straightened up, took a breath, rubbed his stomach, stretched out his hand, took off his pants, and squatted down―――――

Well, this matter, in terms of petty bourgeoisie, is called hand washing, and the traditional literati call it the reincarnation of grains, and to put it mildly, it is to go to the thatched house.

Sadly, for Wang Lu's family, they couldn't find a thatched house.

The Dragon King Temple was newly built not long ago, and the surrounding facilities were not yet perfect, and even the supporting toilets were not built.

After eating and drinking, Lazar is unreasonable, and in desperation, Wang Fatzi's family has no choice but to learn from the ancients - no, from the primitive people.

Gotta build a bathroom. Wang Lu frowned, hygiene is a big problem, if you get sick and braided because of this, it is estimated that the zombies will have to die of laughter.

This is a big project, even if you don't have to use a flush toilet and make a common squatting pit in the countryside, you have to dig a big hole, lay wooden planks on it, and build a straw hut on top - you can't brave the rain or anything.

It's really difficult to fight the world with nothing.

Wang Lu felt sorry for himself.

However, now is not the time to think about toilets, because there are more pressing things to be addressed.

Wang Lu raised something in his hand, and his burning eyes seemed to regard it as the most precious jewel in this world.

It was a newspaper the size of a palm, and I could vaguely see the words "Qianjiang Evening" on the masthead.

This is a piece of toilet paper.

Don't laugh. You say, who would remember to bring toilet paper when they ran for their lives?

Anyway, Wang Lu's family didn't bring it.

When I came out of the house, I fled all the way in embarrassment, and I didn't eat much, so I naturally didn't think about it.

But after going up the cliff mountain, eating and drinking normally, problems immediately followed.

No toilet paper.

Fortunately, in the caretaker's room, there are a few expired newspapers.

This became a lifesaver for Wang Lu's family.

tore the newspaper seriously into a slap in the face, and specially educated Wang Bi'an to save paper from the height of saving the world and reducing carbon emissions.

Finally, I used it to this day.

The one in Wang Lu's hand is already the penultimate one.

There is no thatched house, and it can still be solved in the woods, and there is no toilet paper, so can Wang Lu's family learn the third brother like a god. People can only eat with their hands because of the divine oil-

In fact, it is very simple to solve this problem, and there are dozens of toilet paper in the small shops along the street in Yinjiang Town, at the foot of the mountain.

But when I thought about it, I had to rush to a dangerous town for just a few rolls of toilet paper, fighting hordes of zombies to the death.

Wang Lu felt sad. You say, are there any heroes big and small in this Resident Universe who are worse than themselves?!

Coming out of the woods, Wang Lu was listless.

As soon as he walked to the temple gate, a figure flashed in the corner, it was Chen Wei, with a panicked, inexplicable, and a little shy.

When Chen Wei saw Wang Lu, she quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately came up again, and Wang Lu, who was standing close to her and looked at her suspiciously, said in a low voice and hurriedly: "Husband, the one is here." ”