Now there is a popular word, called "rich second generation". The handsome guy who got out of the car should be this kind of person, dressed very fashionably, and is called this type of hipster man.

He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, are you still comfortable?" ”

I shouted "Come on" and turned my head to look at him, rolled my eyes, and got up to leave. That kid looks unlucky, what are you waiting for if you don't leave at this time, people won't invite me to drink, and if you're not careful, you may have to fight again, maybe it's not called fighting, it's called being beaten. I think it's better to stay away from him, don't let that bad luck get to me, I won't be able to shake it off when the time comes.

But the hipster man didn't do it, he dragged me by the collar, I drank a little too much, the wine was blocked from the stomach to the throat, and I was strangled by the collar, and Lao Tzu almost vomited. I thought to myself, this dog day is really unreasonable, hit me, I didn't pursue it, forget it, really do it with me.

I took my coat off and said, "Like this coat?" If you like me to sell it to you, just give a few hundred dollars. ”

I looked at him for a few seconds, only to realize that Weishenme looked so unlucky, and there was something behind him. Bald head and white face, a big mouth opened like Ronald McDonald, and kept sucking a stream of "yellow gas" from this kid with his mouth open, this ghost thing used to suck other people's yang energy to replenish the body, its two skeleton-like palms pulled this handsome guy's hair, in addition to inhaling some yang energy, I don't know what else I want to do, I said why is this handsome guy so angry.

The handsome guy's already purple lips spoke, "I don't want to tell you so much, just apologize, otherwise I'll kill you." ”

As soon as I heard it, Mao stood up, this world doesn't want us to live like ordinary people at all, and when I encounter this kind of fierce person, I will be killed at every turn, so that I don't have a sense of security at all.

This kid doesn't know what evil he has created, and the average wandering soul will not be so energetic when he inhales yang energy, and the coming day is long, and he can use it for a long time, and the shelf life is indefinite. But this scene in front of me makes me feel that this is the rhythm of sucking him to death. If you don't see it, forget it, and if you see it, you can't ignore it. I said, handsome guy, burn incense if you have nothing to do, and ask Sister Guanyin to bless me, don't say I didn't remind you.

As I was about to leave, he grabbed my T-shirt again, and as soon as I got on fire, it was three feet long (three feet long or three feet long?). I took the piece of jade from my collar and slapped him on the head, and the behind him screamed and was bounced away, and the fire was blazing, and the was burned clean and turned into dust. I guess only I can hear and see the screams and the burning flames.

As if waking up from a dream, the tide man patted his head and said that he had a headache. I put the jade around my neck again and said to him kindly, "If it's okay, go to the temple and burn a few pillars of incense!" ”

He gave me daoqian vigorously, saying that he had drunk too much. These fierce men knew that the drunk driving investigation was so bad now, and they had to drink and drive, so they wrote three words on their faces: "Not afraid of death". This is the same as Huaxia.

When I went home after eating noodles and looked at the clock, it was almost two o'clock. As soon as I got out of the bathroom, I was scared half to death by a "person" standing at the door, wearing a white robe like pajamas, and there were blood stains on my clothes. I can't see what it looks like, and it's very blurry in the clouds.

Lao Tzu shouted: "Where is the demon? If you are scared of Lao Tzu's nervous breakdown, you will pay for me to buy it for me? I'm grass Nyima's. ”

The "man" spoke: "It seems that Mr. is really not an ordinary person, even if he can see me, he is not frightened." Although the gentleman said that he was afraid, it was obvious that he had no fear. ”

I said, "What nonsense, you are like a door god, you can be seen by everyone, how strange is it?" There is something to say, and nothing to retreat. ”

I can't figure it out, usually these ghosts never dare to approach me within two meters, maybe it has something to do with this piece of jade, they are usually very afraid of me. I don't know what's going on lately, but there are more and more ghosts around me, and there are a lot of things that I don't want to see, but I can see them. It's not that I'm scared by ghosts, it's that I'm scared of them.

I saw that it was silent for a long time, and continued: "You, yes, it's you, I ask you what you are looking for me? If you want to find a replacement for the dead ghost, go far away and look for it, provoke Lao Tzu, and ask my dad to clean you up. ”

When the ghost thing heard me say this, he smiled lightly and said, "Sir, I am just helping someone to bring the words, and the sir listens well, and tells the person who brings me to say, 'The thirty-year period is approaching, and the seal will be opened immediately, I hope Your Excellency will do it yourself.'" ’”

As soon as he said that, this guy was gone. said that it was to help people talk, I think most of it was to help ghosts talk! I'm curious, this ghost still speaks Mandarin from beginning to end, isn't it Kawauchi? Or has Mandarin education expanded to other worlds and has become the official language of wandering ghosts? It's funny.

I shook my head and walked into the bedroom and began to fall asleep.

I started dreaming again, it was the same dream, woman, I saw a woman, long legs, thin waist, breasts seemed to be a little smaller, and then a mouth, with two fangs in her mouth, kept asking, "Do you really not remember me?" How long are you going to keep me waiting? I didn't know how to answer, because I really didn't know her, she opened her mouth and slowly approached my neck, and I knew it was going to bite me again.

Bite it, bite it, I can't wait. I haven't bitten it off for so many years, I don't know how many times I still hope in my heart, I'll let you suck enough today. I guess there are not many people in the world who can dream of something like vampires.

Her lips touched my neck, I could clearly feel the coldness of her lips, I actually got goosebumps, just when I was so happy that I didn't know where to fly the vampire away, and accompanied by the background music of the news broadcast, it was a bit nonsensical, even dreaming was so funny.

It turned out to be my alarm clock.

Pick up the phone and turn off the alarm clock, and by the way, call the old man and report to him the situation the night before.

The old man listened to me and didn't speak for a long time. This old man won't be scared, will he? I've been dealing with ghosts all my life, so I shouldn't be scared, right?

After a while, he asked me, "Son, have you been seeing more and more ghosts lately?" ”

I didn't even think about it and said: "Yes, I can even meet several in the public toilet, I squat, they squat in front of me, and chat with me to relieve my boredom, I think these ghosts are highly educated and have quality, so I don't do the right thing for heaven." ”

As soon as the old man heard the fire, he came up and said loudly on the phone: "Just your three-legged cat kung fu, it's good if you don't be cleaned up, tell me to learn some skills to defend yourself, you know about early love in one day, you broke the body of a child at the age of sixteen, and you were entangled by a few female ghosts with half a life left, you still have the face to tell me to do the way for heaven, you are still alive after so many years, I don't know which way the Bodhisattva blesses." ”

My old man's biggest hobby is to expose my old background. I can't take it anymore. Hung up the phone in a hurry.

I remember when I was 16 years old, I was a freshman in high school, and the reason for my early development was that I was no different from an adult. A senior sister in the third year of high school found someone to send me a letter, that is, a love letter, the content will not be said, the general meaning is, Hua, you are so handsome, I like you, let's fall in love, let's sleep. The smell of commotion was all between the lines, which made me nervous, excited, and careful that my liver was "plopping" and jumping.

Finally, a week later, she managed to trick me into bed, stripped me naked, grabbed me and asked for whatever I wanted, the first time always came and went as fast as she could, and she couldn't hold back as soon as she entered. Lying on her, she kept reminiscing about that brief moment.

At the time, I was thinking, this should be a man, right?

The next day I was covered with two words on my face, "Premature ejaculation". That ** woman spread the word about being in bed with me throughout the high school. A woman can be shameless to such a state, which can be regarded as a wonderful flower among student girls.

From that day on, I was depressed and a little autistic. Not talking to people, not eating, and not sleeping well: manifested as insomnia, dreaminess.

One night a month later, when my family was asleep, I went out for a walk. In those years, the subordinate units of my father's head office were not concentrated, and each unit was like occupying a mountain, each with its own land. There are few people and a wide area, and in the middle of the night, all kinds of ghostly sounds come from the back mountain.

In addition to the factory area and family area, the place where we live is surrounded by mountains, farmland and the like, and the countryside anyway. That night, I felt like I had taken the wrong medicine, and I didn't know where I had gone when I walked to the back mountain, and the lights were dark, and I couldn't see the surrounding situation clearly.

When I was tired, I found a big rock and sat down, but I accidentally fell asleep. In a daze, I saw a few women about 20 years old, they sang and danced around me, touched my face at every turn, and then began to take off my clothes, at that moment, I felt that the whole person was in good spirits, hugging them, kissing, touching, in my memory, I put them all over one by one. Probably that's it when you're an emperor.

I didn't know how to get home, and when I woke up, I saw the old man's face full of dark clouds, and then slapped me in the face, and this slap directly knocked me unconscious.

The women who often appeared in my dreams have been harassing me for more than ten years since that day, and the same women who have been with me all night at the same time. She stopped in front of me and kept talking to them, and then a golden light appeared, and they all disappeared, and I woke up from my dream with a strange jade stone on my chest.

That day my dad told me that I couldn't leave the jade forever. I can't take a bath, I think that whatever is so important, I have to wear it in the bath. Anyway, the old man said, I'll just do it.

That is, from that night onwards, I began to be able to see things that ordinary people could not see, commonly known as ghosts.