Ever since I was a teenager, my dad has been telling me about his childhood, his youth, and he will inevitably mention these heroic stories of catching ghosts. I told him, and I believed, that someone else would send him to a mental hospital.

Although these stories sound like nonsense, they still have some special effects when told to the little girl. That's how my ex-girlfriend was tricked by me, and I told her, can I see a ghost and ask her for a letter? She said, "Faith." I also said that my dad was actually a ghost hunter and asked her if she believed it? She said, "Faith." I said, I want to be with you for the rest of my life, do I ask her to believe? She said, "I don't believe it."

This woman is really smart, she believes the truth I say, and she doesn't believe the lies. But she was willing to marry me. Like all lovers, we started out passionate and then uneventful. The reason for the breakup was hilarious, she said that I was not mentally normal, I would talk to myself when I went to the toilet, and I would talk to the air from time to time. I said these things should have been known from the day she knew me. It turned out that she didn't believe me. These things can't be explained clearly, so I can only tell her, xiexie, you have been with a person with mental problems for so long, you have wronged you, you should go to be a psychiatrist, not a general surgery.

On the day she left, she took away all the gold and silver jewelry I gave her, left a few sets of erotic underwear that I gave her, and said:!

Without her, I wouldn't have been able to really put on myself and play with myself, right? So I threw away all the things I had to throw away, including the wedding photos that had been prepared to be sent home and torn up by me.

I looked in the mirror, and yes, my beard was shaved and my hair was gone. It's almost time to go out, and just about to go, my chest is hot, and it's the temperature of jade. I knew "she" was coming out.

A puff of white smoke wafted out of the jade, and the smoke distorted. I didn't look back, and said while sorting out my clothes, "Aunt Yuyan, when was the last time you came out?" Are you in a good mood today? ”

Yuyan, dressed in black, sat on the toilet with the lid covered and said to me with a smile: "It's not that I'm in a good mood, but that some people are in a bad mood." Yes! But I'm very happy that you call me aunt, your mother called me sister back then, your mother and son are like discussing haode, obviously according to the time, I am more than enough to be your grandmother, this is not bad, I still think I am so young. ”

Only then did I turn around and say, "It's better to be younger, if you're happy, I can also call you sister, let's call each other, it doesn't matter." I turned to the mirror and fiddled with my hair twice, and said, "Auntie, come out and talk to me more if you have nothing to do, but don't be in the toilet in the future, I don't know what's wrong with you, you all like to be in the toilet, or you just guard the toilet door." ”

Aunt Yuyan said: "I will often come out in the future, I will stay in it for almost forty years, I don't feel like a ghost anymore, after being washed by the aura in the jade for many years, the resentment is gone, and now it is a little like a spiritual object, which makes me very uncomfortable." Okay, let's stop talking nonsense with you, know that you're in a hurry to get to work, and let's talk when we get home in the evening. ”

After that, he turned into a puff of smoke and returned to the jade.

Yes, she is the ghost who teased my mother when she was subdued by her master, Yuyan. The piece of jade she was in was the one my dad brought for me when I was fascinated by ghosts. It's not appropriate to call her a ghost now. My dad said that it should be called "ghosts", and the difference between them is that ghosts have no grudges, they have strong mana, and if they want to, they can get rid of the suffering of reincarnation forever. The most important thing is that they can be spiritually embodied and close to a real existence. These are all recorded in the book "Fu Demon Formula" in Dad's hand.

Originally, I don't usually go to work on Saturdays, but I've been too busy lately, so the management (just me and Huaxia) held a meeting and unanimously approved that all Saturdays would go to work normally. When I went to the unit to look at the watch, it was almost ten o'clock, and I really haven't been late for work recently, Huaxia said that he would deduct my salary all day long, and I haven't seen him touch the real thing. But Huaxia hasn't come here today, which is a bit strange. I was just about to call him, the phone rang, and when I looked, Huaxia called.

I picked up the phone: "Hey, I said Mr. Hua, when the leader doesn't go to work, should the money be deducted twice?" ”

Hua Xia yelled at me on the other end of the phone: "Don't talk nonsense, my uncle has an accident, he won't come to the company today, you help watch it, the list you talked about, I signed it, and the seal is in the drawer on the left side of my desk." ”

After saying that, he hung up the phone in a hurry. I think Huaxia's uncle estimated that something big had happened, otherwise this kid wouldn't usually be so grumpy.

As soon as I walked into Huaxia's office, there was a woman sitting in the office waiting for someone to arrive. It turned out to be Xu Mingxiang. As soon as I saw that it was an old acquaintance, my first reaction was to go over and shake her hand, in addition to greeting her warmly.

As soon as he held her hand in his hand, the jade in his chest suddenly became restless. Xu Mingxiang's hand secretly exerted force, my body was a little sore, I couldn't stand the pain, and I pulled my hand out suddenly.

Xu Mingxiang smiled charmingly: "Xiao Lai has been playing crazy recently, life still has to be regular, don't break your body." ”

I felt my face flush, and said embarrassedly: "Men always give, women always enjoy, hehe, Sister Mingxiang is beautiful again, it seems that she has been very moisturized recently!" ”

Xu Mingxiang scolded angrily: "The little ghost is looking for a cigarette, even my sister dares to tease, since the day I met you, your two eyes have never been honest, see if I don't pick you out one day, you won't be able to look at women for the rest of your life." ”

I said, "Sister, you don't seem to be educating me, like a jealous little lover." ”

Sometimes the joke still can't be too much, so I changed my words and continued: "Sister, let's get down to business, I'm here to sign a contract today, right?" ”

Xu Mingxiang nodded and sat back on the sofa, I picked up the phone on the desk and called the customer department, and a few minutes later, the customer department came, and I asked him to take Xu Mingxiang to their department to discuss the details of the contract. When it was almost twelve o'clock, the account manager came back with Xu Mingxiang, and the contract had been signed, and it was time for Huaxia to sign.

I took out Huaxia's seal from the drawer and stamped it with a big seal, and a business was completed again. This year is approaching, maybe I can get a little more. I feel happy when I think about it, when I talk about money in the past two years, even my parents are not affectionate.

Originally, Xu Ming said to invite me to dinner at noon, I thought, the company has nothing to do in the afternoon, I should still go to Huaxia to have a look, of course it is best to help, even if it can't help, I should show my concern. So she didn't greet Xu Mingxiang again, told her friend that something had happened at home and she had to go over to take a look, and left the company.

Huaxia said that his parents had been separated for a long time, and both of them were busy with work, and he was raised by his aunt since he was a child. Because of his uncle, he has never been able to have children, so his uncle and aunt have always treated him as if he were his own son. In a way, his uncle and aunt were closer than his parents.

When I went downstairs, I called Huaxia, asked for the address, and went to the address. Huaxia's tone was still the same anxious, and he didn't even care about such a big thing as signing a contract. This is quite abnormal, his uncle can't be shuanggui, right? In the past few years, when officials hear shuanggui, the effect is similar to that of ordinary people. It can range from dizziness to mental disorder. Someone like his uncle is estimated to have committed suicide by swallowing a gun.

I drove the car to the palace garden villa area that Huaxia told me, fuck, this battle is too big! This house after house, it is impossible to win it without a few millions. I probably guessed it.

The security guard at the entrance of the community looked at my car with disdain, pretended to be very polite, saluted, walked to the window and asked, "Which building are you going to?" ”

I couldn't say anything for a long time, so I took out my phone and called Huaxia. It took nearly ten minutes for him to pick me up at the door, still driving the broken Audi.

He came over and told the security guard that I was his friend, and I swaggered into the palace garden under the eyes of the security guard.

It took a long time to get to his uncle's house after following Audi, and there were more than a dozen cars parked at the door, most of them were police cars.

The appearance of Huaxia's uncle's villa doesn't look special, I think there should be a hole inside. When I walked into the round arch, I realized that the interior was not as luxurious as I had imagined. There is an antique feeling, which is very contradictory when compared with the appearance of the villa. I was looking at it intently, when I was interrupted by a female voice behind me: "Please let me go." ”

I hurriedly stepped aside, and the woman walked past me, not even looking at me. At that moment, I felt that this woman was very familiar, I should have seen it somewhere. I just can't remember, though.

Huaxia called me in front: "Laizi, what is the hair, go, follow me upstairs." "I came back to my senses and kept up with Huaxia. There were many people sitting in the living room, all whispering something and their faces full of anxiety. I don't think these people and Uncle Huaxia are grasshoppers on the same rope, right?

As soon as we went upstairs, we met a woman in her fifties, whose actual age was unknown. Hua Xia shouted, "Auntie." Then he pushed me in front of his aunt and said, "This is my friend, Lai Hua, I heard that my uncle had an accident, so I came to take a look." ”

I lowered my head slightly and exclaimed, "Hello Auntie! Huaxia's aunt said in that gentle and worried tone: "Child, you have a heart." I'll take you up! ”

After I walked into a door with them, I smelled a strong smell of medicine, both Chinese medicine and Western medicine. In front of me, several doctors in white coats huddled together to discuss something, and the pen in their hands kept writing something.

Walking through the door to the bedroom, I saw Huaxia's uncle. He was actually tied to the bed with liquid in his hands. When he saw us come in, his face was full of anger and his muscles were bruised. Struggling desperately. I was taken aback by what he did.

It turned out that it wasn't Shuanggui, but a ghost.