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"This Fengzi, I'll shout later, I'm the 213th generation of the cloth god count, you come over there, I'll pull you to tell your fortune, and then you can tell you exactly what I say, what's the matter?" Brother Donkey discussed with me

"Isn't that asking me to lie? Fuck, although I'm not a good person, I still have a temperament. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)" I frowned and shook my head.

"Okay" Brother Donkey winked at me and sold me cute, Brother Donkey didn't wash in the morning, his head was messy, his nostrils and nose hair were outside, his teeth were also yellow and mulberry, and there were some green vegetable residues.

Lao Tzu's stomach was uncomfortable at that time, and he clenched his fists and was about to beat him, but Brother Donkey said: "It's a big deal, Brother Hui will invite you to eat hot pot, so it's okay." ”

"Sooner on." I gave him a blank look, isn't it just a lie, Lao Tzu's specialty, how can I be as hypocritical as I was just now when I said that I was eating.

"Wait for my right hand to make an OK gesture, you can come here, remember, don't pretend to be familiar with me." After Brother Donkey finished speaking, I walked into the distance, and then squatted and lit a cigarette and smoked.

And Brother Donkey stood up and shouted: "The Metaphysical Society has just opened, don't miss it when you pass by, the proper cloth clothes are counted by the 213 generations of heirs sitting here, and the fortune teller is accurate, not allowed to do without money, hurry up and take a look." ”

Don't say it, Brother Donkey shouted like this, and suddenly more than a dozen men and women surrounded him, asking Brother Donkey to perform quickly.

Brother Donkey raised his hand and made an OK gesture and said, "No problem, then I'll find someone in the crowd to calculate." ”

I saw that Brother Donkey was more OK, so I quickly threw away the cigarette butt, and then mixed into the crowd, Brother Donkey pointed at me and said, "Just that little brother, come here." ”

I hurriedly pretended to be excited, walked up to him and asked, "Master, are you accurate?" ”

"Come on, come on, come here." Brother Donkey was next to me, and after pretending to turn around, he said, "You're at home."

When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "Master, don't fortune tellers want to have a birthday, I'll give it to you right away." ”

This grandson also opened a metaphysical society, fortune telling doesn't have a birthday?

"Little brother, you don't understand this, only those who are shallow have to look at the eight characters of birth, like my cloth god is a descendant, do you need that thing?" Brother Donkey looked like he was pretending to be forced.

The people around me were stunned, but I wanted to kick him directly.

Although there is no fortune-telling in the book "Mountain", I also learned something, no matter how powerful the master, to tell a person's fortune, it must be the birth of the eight characters, for example, can you count without numbers?

"When you were three years old, you were hit by a flood and almost lost your life?" Brother Donkey asked me.

I hurriedly pretended to be incredulous and asked, "How do you know?" ”

"When you were five years old, you encountered a snake, you released it, and then when you were seven years old, the house caught fire, but the fire was extinguished for no reason, and it was the snake that saved your whole family, and you came to repay the kindness."

"Yes" I nodded again and again, feeling that Brother Donkey had said this sentence a little better.

"You were thirteen years old when you were robbed by peach blossoms, and you met a female ghost who took your virginity in a dream."

"When you were fifteen years old, you passed by a brothel, and you were not tempted to go in."

"You now have AIDS, and you are addicted to bars all day long, just to get revenge on society and let other people suffer from this disease."

"You started impotence ...... last year"

Brother Donkey, this guy seems to be saying hi, chattering endlessly, and pointing at my nose when he is excited, and spitting on my face.

Lao Tzu endured, for that meal, Lao Tzu endured, I clenched my fists tightly.

"You peeked at a female classmate taking a shower at the age of thirteen, and touched the ass of a female teacher at the age of fifteen, you ......"

"Fuck your uncle" Lao Tzu couldn't stand it, and kicked at Brother Donkey's stomach, and Brother Donkey was kicked back several steps by me.

Unexpectedly, Brother Donkey pointed at me and laughed and said, "Did you see it, if I said it wrong, can this guy be so excited?" It turns out that I was right in what I just said. ”

"I'm going to kill you." I was so angry that my chest was about to explode, and the people around me looked at me strangely, whispering one by one.

I can still hear a few of them happen occasionally. state, color. Words like crazy, Lao Tzu was about to rush up to fight, and suddenly a security guard came over and grabbed my hand and said, "What? Fighting inside school? ”

A female classmate not far away pointed at me and said, "Security guard brother be careful, he has AIDS." ”

As soon as he said this, the security guard's face changed wildly, let go of my hand, and ran in the direction of the toilet, probably to wash and disinfect his hands.

I looked at the guys around me who were pointing at me, and I scolded, "Damn, what are you looking at, I haven't seen AIDS, bah, I haven't seen a handsome guy." ”

"You see, he admitted it himself." Brother Donkey sat cross-legged on the ground and said with a tall look: "Little brother, don't get excited, you can eat two more meals of 'hot pot' if you have nothing to do." ”

Other people probably don't know what Brother Donkey is talking about, Brother Donkey's volume deliberately increased a lot when he said the word hot pot, and he is hinting that I want to eat hot pot.

"Damn, you, you remember me." I turned around and left.

When I was leaving, I heard Brother Donkey talking behind me about the cloth clothes god counting, a proper master or something.

Lao Tzu has never suffered this kind of anger in his life,, say that the donkey brother is stupid, and he is not stupid, I am feeling now, is it fake for him to open a metaphysical society, and deliberately correcting me is his purpose?

To the damn.

Suddenly, I saw a figure, Zhao Shanyu.

At this time, Zhao Shanyu dragged me to their dormitory, and the Su Mei who opened the door for me, these two girls were holding hands and shopping.

"Little Wind." Zhao Shanyu saw me from afar and waved at me.

"What are you two doing?" I walked over to them.

Su Mei lowered her head and said a little shyly: "I'm looking at a handsome guy with Shirt Yu." ”

"Handsome guy? Have it? I looked left and right, and said, "Oh yes, I almost forgot, aren't I just a handsome guy?" ”

"What's wrong with you, I saw you puffing just now." Zhao Shanyu seemed to be in a good mood, and walked over and put his arm around my shoulder and asked.

"Don't mention it, let a grandson tidy it up, and I'll find a chance to clean him up later." As soon as I heard Zhao Shanyu mention this, my heart was angry again, and now Lao Tzu wants to beat up Brother Donkey.

"Fengzi." Suddenly, there was a voice from Brother Donkey behind me, he came over, his face was smiling, and he said to me: "Thanks to you, I just accepted more than 20 people, haha, my metaphysical society has finally been preliminarily successfully built." ”

I shook off Zhao Shanyu's hand, went over and pulled this guy's collar and said, "Brother Donkey, let's go to the toilet and talk." ”