The dirty beggar's black hand, which had not been washed for many days, actually reached into the mouth of the bald man and choked his tongue, and everyone was so dumbfounded that they almost spit out what they had just eaten and drank.

Wang Bald was dizzy at the time, and when he reacted, he only felt that the smell in his mouth was extremely fishy, and he was holding the wooden strip that he had just fished out of the pit, and his tongue was still pinched and hurting, so he quickly slapped away the dirty beggar's hand, climbed out of the door with his hands and feet, squatted at the door and bulged his back to vomit.

The dirty beggar clicked his mouth, slowly rubbed his hand on his body a few times, raised his eyes to look at the unlucky appearance of the king bald, and laughed: "Hey, bald, I'll give you, give you an antidote to your hangover." ”

Wang Bald first felt the stench in his mouth, and then his stomach was also like a wrenching pain, lying on the ground could only spit out some wine, it was like something blocked in his throat, he couldn't say anything, and his stomach was still tumbling but he couldn't spit it out. The painful feeling made him roll all over the ground, and he kept hitting his head on the ground, and he had the heart to die at this time.

Seeing this, several officials hurriedly hammered him on the back, but no matter how they tried to get it, they couldn't make Wang Bald spit it out, and at this time, Wang Bald's face was already purple, and he was about to be suffocated to death, and then he remembered the dirty beggar.

He hurriedly went over and lowered his body and said to the dirty beggar: "Oh, ugly beggar, please spare our brother Wang, he is about to be suffocated to death, you don't remember the villain, just go around him if you do well." ”

The dirty beggar said innocently, "Huh? What does it have to do with me whether the bald scoop dies or not? Go and beg this beaten brother to see if he will spare the bald scoop. ”

Zhang Zhouyun finally sat up with his stomach covered, his face was blue and purple, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that the eyes of the officials were looking straight at him, and he didn't know what was going on, thinking that they were going to beat himself again, so he quickly got up and ran away.

As a result, he was just about to stand up, but he was grabbed by his clothes and pulled him back to the ground. Zhang Zhouyun turned around and saw that it was the dirty beggar who dragged him, and remembered that he seemed to have been saved by the dirty beggar just now, and just wanted to say thank you, but he heard the dirty beggar smile and say, "Oh, this lord, where do you want to go?" There's someone waiting for you to save at this door, don't be in a hurry. ”

After hearing this, Zhang Zhouyun looked at the door, and at this time, Wang Bald's abdomen was uncomfortable and rolling on the ground, and he seemed to be about to be suffocated. But the dirty beggar said that the king bald man was waiting for him to save him, so he felt very puzzled, obviously he was beaten by him, so what happened to the king bald? How to save him? I wanted to ask the dirty beggar.

He didn't understand, but the bald man at the door did, and even crawled into the store, hugged Zhang Zhouyun's legs, and begged him with his head on the ground. Zhang Zhouyun was originally a kind-hearted person, although the officials had beaten themselves just now, it could be seen that Wang Bald's pitiful appearance couldn't help but soften, so he said to the dirty beggar: "I spared him, what can I do to save him?" ”

When the dirty beggar heard this, he picked up the broken shoes on the ground, and slapped the king bald man's head hard, making a "snap" sound, and then the king bald man raised his back and vomited, and then spit out a pile of black water from his mouth, which seemed to have something that kept wriggling like maggots.

This frightened the people around and ran away screaming. The bald man was also shocked when he saw that he spit out these things, but he was able to speak, and he was dragged by those servants and ran away after just a few breaths.

The pile of dirty stuff spit on Zhang Zhouyun's legs, almost splashing on his body, and quickly hid aside. After the bald man ran away, he realized that the dirty beggar was not like an ordinary person, so he slowly moved over to the dirty beggar with his stomach and said, "Today, thanks to you, I forgot to ask that day, what do you call it?" ”

The dirty beggar grinned at his black teeth and said, "Oops! What's wrong with today, sir? Didn't you still believe me that day and call me Hanako? Why do you pay you back now, your call, I can't stand this stinky Hanako. ”

After speaking, he pulled on his broken shoes, clasped his fingers and was about to leave, but he glanced at the dirty things that the bald man spit out and frowned and said, "That bald scoop has enough sins, it seems that his life is not long in coming." After speaking, he turned around and walked out of the store.

Zhang Zhouyun didn't say a word, he saw that the dirty beggar was leaving, so he hurriedly asked him: "Hey, wait a minute, what you said about the paper man that day, is it true?" ”

The dirty beggar stopped, as if he had heard something interesting, the corners of his mouth were almost to the root of his ears, he turned back and said to Zhang Zhouyun with a smile: "That's it, next time you come to me, bring half a piece of bread, and I will save your life, how about it, master?" ”

Zhang Zhouyun was in pain all over, and walked home with a limp, scolding in his heart: "Fuck my life is worth half a piece of cake?" As a result, as soon as he walked into the alley, he saw that Xizi was already standing outside the door waiting for him, Zhang Zhouyun hurriedly patted off the dirt on his body, and listened to Xizi and asked, "Where have you been?" How do you get covered in dirt? Ay? What happened to your face? ”

Zhang Zhouyun said a few superficial words, saying that when he helped carry the paper sedan chair, he didn't pay attention to falling into the pit under his feet, but it was nothing big to scratch some skin. So he went through the door first, but Kiko didn't follow, so he looked back. Xizi stood motionless outside the door, lowered her head and couldn't see her expression, she didn't know what she was thinking, Zhang Zhouyun didn't care about it, quickly went into the house to take off her dirty clothes, washed her face with water, and went to lie down on the kang to sleep, but he seemed to have forgotten about those plague gods.

Wang Bald has never been so ashamed, nor has he suffered such a big loss. After returning to the yamen, his angry face was red and his ears were red, and he scolded several officials who were with him: "You guys are really fucking a bunch of waste!" I'm going to slaughter that stinky flower! Damn it, he vomited again.

When he was vomiting, he was suddenly dragged into the yamen by the officials, and the officials all whispered to the bald king with nervous faces: "Oops! Don't dare to say that! The beggar, he's."

In the past, there was always a beggar at the door of the Quanjude Restaurant in the capital, who lived on the leftover roast duck meals from others. No one knows where he came from, and they don't know what his name is, but because this beggar is so dirty that he can't see his face at all, others think that he must be too ugly, so he can only smear his face so that others can't see it.

There are many beggars in the capital, and they are all over the streets, but this ugly beggar is different, he is very famous, even more famous than some big families. It is said that one year a sedan chair was brought at the gate of Quanjude, and a chubby man came down from the sedan chair, an official of the imperial court, named Liu Lixin.

said that Liu Lixin was appreciated because of his strong support for Cixi Lafayette at that time, and he was a celebrity in the court. This person is more conceited, and he can't look down on officials of the same grade as him, even in Lafayette, he is against the yin and yang, and he is such a master.

On that day, after the next dynasty, I and my colleagues decided to get together in Quanjude to discuss some things. As soon as he reached the door, he suddenly smelled a pungent stench, so he covered his nose and searched for the smell, and saw a dirty beggar lying at his feet, and the stench came from the dirty beggar.

Because of this stench, Liu Lixin had no appetite at all, so he wanted to lift his leg and step over the dirty beggar. As a result, as soon as he lifted his right leg, he was suddenly hugged by the dirty beggar on the calf.

The dirty beggar raised his face and smiled and said, "Great lord! Enjoy, enjoy the stuttering! After speaking, he rubbed his dirty face against other people's pants.

This made Liu Lixin disgusted, and he quickly pulled out his legs, seeing that his pants were black, and his angry beard was about to stand up, so he kicked the dirty beggar without thinking too much. But after the dirty beggar was kicked, he pointed at Liu Lixin and laughed, at this time, the shopkeeper hurriedly ran out to support Liu Lixin and said, "Master Liu, you are here!" This man is a madman, don't be like him, don't be angry, we're not worth it. ”

was reminded by Xiao Er that Liu Lixin remembered his identity, and then looked at the crowd of onlookers on the street, he really couldn't see it like a dirty beggar, so he said: "Stinky called Huazi, you are so stinky that you will be rotten tomorrow." Then he was greeted by Xiao Er and entered Quanjude.

Liu Lixin turned his head and forgot about this, but the next day he felt that his feet were itchy and unbearable, and after taking off his shoes, he found that his toenails had turned gray, and there were many black fluff on his instep.

But that night, Liu Lixin found that his feet were wrong, originally only the toenails were a little gray, and after a few hours, the whole foot became jet black, and something seemed to be squirming under the skin, which looked very scary and disgusting.

Liu Lixin hurriedly called someone to invite the best doctor in the capital, but after seeing it, the doctor was also very surprised, he had never seen such a disease. Common sense used a knife to cut a small infusion on the foot, and many black maggots poured out of the wound, and the doctor screamed in fright, and immediately told Liu Lixin to cut off his foot, otherwise he would die today.

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