"Donor, please sit down and talk about it." The monk sat down cross-legged and said.

I am not a person who is bound to small sections, I just sit on the ground and say, "Master, please have something to say." ”

"Amitabha! I see that there is a Buddha light protection body behind you, it must be someone who is related to my Buddha, and I also see that the donor will have a catastrophe in a few days, so I want to inform one or two. He said with a Buddha name.

Hearing this, I couldn't help frowning, no one wanted to hear others say that they would be in calamity, I asked puzzledly: "Master, how do you say this?" ”

"Donor, please stretch out your right hand and let the poor monk see the palmistry." The monk said with a sense of urgency, but I don't understand this, looking at palmistry is to look at the left hand first and then look at the right hand, how can this monk look directly at the right hand?

"Master, don't look at the left hand?" I asked, puzzled.

"Male left and female right, hey, donor, you have a prison sentence!" The monk shook his head and sighed.

The more I listened, the more I frowned, it was just nonsense, but I still politely asked, "How do you say this?" ”

Who would have thought that this monk closed his eyes and stopped talking, looking mysterious, and he could have about half a minute before he spoke: "This is a heavenly opportunity that cannot be revealed, but if the donor donates some sesame oil money, the poor monk can remove this calamity for you!" ”

Hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh, it turned out to be a liar!

"Why are you laughing?" He asked in confusion as he heard my laughter and opened his eyes.

Instead of answering, I stood up, dusted my buttocks, and prepared to leave.

"Donor, if this calamity is not removed, I am afraid that there will be a disaster for my life!" The monk hurriedly stood up and blocked my path and said.

I was a little annoyed that the deceitful people had even deceived me, so I said unhappily, "Please respect yourself as a monk and don't do something alarmist and deceive people out of money." ”

"Why are you so rude? I was kind enough to help you see your face, but you insulted me like this! Fathers and fellow villagers, they all came to give me a review! Who would have thought that this monk would shout so loudly that many people walking in the park would come and watch.

I didn't want to make a big deal out of it, more things are better than less things, I thought I was unlucky, took out ten yuan from my pocket and handed it over, and said, "Okay, aren't you just for the money, take the money and leave!" ”

And the monk's next words, almost didn't give me a whole heart, "Just give ten yuan?" At least a hundred! He took the ten dollars he handed over and said.

It's really a toast without eating and drinking, ten yuan is too little, so you can't get a penny! Before he could put the money away, I snatched the ten yuan from the monk's hand in a flash, and wanted to ignore him and leave.

"Grab the money! This benefactor looked for me, and after reading it, he didn't give him money, so everyone helped me stop him and didn't let him leave! The monk played a scoundrel, grabbed my waist from behind, and whispered to me, "Boy, give me 200 yuan for nothing, otherwise it won't be over today!" ”

The first time I met such a person, there were more and more people around to see the excitement and more and more discussions.

"What's going on? How can a young man get entangled with a monk? ”

"Who knows, it seems that this young man looked for this monk to look at him, and then didn't give money."

"Today's young people are really good, how can they still deceive a monk?"

I wanted to take out 200 yuan, but when I thought about it, I felt that it was not worth it, wouldn't this have fueled the arrogance of this monk to deceive people, I am afraid that more people will be deceived in the future, but I don't know how to deal with it for a while.

When I was at a loss, I suddenly found that the Lingyun on the left side of the monk's forehead was yellow, and there was a cloud in physiognomy, "The left side of the forehead is Lingyun, and the yellowing and bad luck will be haunted!" When you talked to me just now, Lingyun's place was not yellowed, which proves that this monk is going to be unlucky!

"Don't listen to his nonsense, this monk is a liar, first took the initiative to talk to me, saying that I have a relationship with the Buddha, and then he was alarmist, threatening me that I would be imprisoned, and I must give him money to resolve it, I refused to be fooled, so there was this scene!" I wanted to explain it to everyone and said it out loud.

"Donor, don't be a fool, the poor monk is a monk, with compassion as his heart, how can he lie to you?" The monk was still entangled, provoking more and more people to watch.

I'm in a hurry, why hasn't there been a turnaround yet? Obviously, this monk is going to be unlucky, but it shouldn't be verified yet!

This trouble was an hour, just when I was about to compromise, finally two policemen appeared, the monk wanted to leave when he saw that it was not good, I grabbed his wrist, and said proudly: "Master, the police have come to solve the problem for us, why do you still want to leave?" ”

Although this monk struggled hard, I had already pinched the door of his life, and he couldn't escape at all, just when the police arrived, and after a general understanding of the situation, he took us to the police station.

"Do you know how much damage this has done to public order?" As soon as he entered the police station, a policeman opened his mouth and said without asking what was going on.

I was about to explain what was going on, but the policeman interrupted me and said, "Wait in the room first, someone will ask you later." ”

This is a room of more than ten square meters, with a table in the middle, and four stools, and on the wall is written "Confession is lenient, resistance is strict" eight big characters.

Not long after, two policemen came in, motioned for us to sit down, and said: "Your behavior seriously affects public order, according to the "Public Security Administration Punishment Regulations", you can be fined not less than 100 yuan but not more than 200 yuan, detained or warned!" ”

"Here's the thing, when I got out of the car," I was about to tell the story, but the police interrupted me and said, "We already know something about this matter, what evidence do you have for saying that this monk cheated you out of money?" ”

"He showed me palmistry, and it turned out that he wanted to read palmistry, and he was obviously a liar! In real physiognomy, both the left and right hands have to be seen. "I regretted it after I finished speaking, saying this at the Public Security Bureau was simply looking for death.

"No need to ask, it turns out that these two are gods, and they will be detained for a few days." One of the policemen said to the other.

I saw that things were not good, and I was in a hurry, and remembered that the certificate given to me by the old man had to be brought back with me, and then put on a serious face and said, "Bring me your director, I have something to do with him." ”

Who knew that these two policemen actually hahadaxiao got up, looked at me like idiots, and said, "Who do you think you are?" Is the director what you want to see? ”

"Come with me, I'll detain you for a day!" He really wanted to detain me, so he walked out quickly, trying to find the director's office, but as soon as he came out, he was confused, there were too many rooms, and he didn't know which room the director's office was on which floor.

The two policemen didn't seem to expect me to do this, and when they reacted, they hurriedly chased after me, and wanted to hold me down, but before they could get close, I pinched my right hand into a sword finger and pointed a numb point for the two, and the two collapsed directly to the ground.

"Come on, someone's attacking the police!" The two men shouted hurriedly, and soon five or six people came, and surrounded me in the middle.

"Don't move! Otherwise, shoot! "Someone even pulled out a pistol and threatened me.

No matter how good my skills are, I can't get as fast as bullets, and many people in the Boxers would still fight back then, so I still can't resist the bullets of foreign devils, I'm not stupid, I quickly raised my hands and surrendered.

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