Chapter 404: Bugs
Chapter 404 Bugs
"So, you've been playing around in the playground all day?"
My sister lowered her head slightly, her eyes poking out from under her long bangs and sweeping across my face.
"Yes." The head of the empire and the two five-star generals lowered their eyebrows and made a pleasing confession.
"The reason is to let the two little guys return to their normal loli form and avoid being poisoned by militarism......"
Speaking of the second half of the sentence, there is almost black gas floating behind my sister.
Pandora and Viska immediately trembled and hugged each other: don't look at these two have always regarded themselves as iron-blooded soldiers, but in the face of the elder sister who has the aura of "100% damage to Lori Zhengtai creatures and a certain chance to dominate each other", these two are completely defeated.
As for me?
"I'm very sorry, sister, this time we were wrong, we shouldn't have played, we forgot the time, let everyone wait until now, and let down the family banquet that Anvena had prepared with great difficulty, and caused Sandora to go berserk and bite the sofa at home......"
Don't look at my sister's always gentle appearance, you don't know how many miserable memories I had when I was a child
"Forget it......"
Looking at my posture of admitting my mistake, my sister, who had seen it countless times since I was a child, also knew that the next step was for me to decisively play tricks, so she simply turned her head and announced the acquittal of the three criminals.
That's the way it is, this afternoon I was so involved in leading the two little ones to the playground that I lost track of time, and by the time I finally received a call from my sister from the psychic connection, it was already getting dark.
When we returned home, we were greeted by a righteous judgment from my sister.
There is also the resentful look of Anvina, who has prepared a meal for a full thirty people, and is full of anticipation to make the host happy, but has been waiting for a long time.
and a terrifying scene of a food ** king who was extremely hungry and destroyed the living room sofa in order to wait for the brother and sister trio to come home and then eat: Anyway, how hungry are you Shandora, you have to use the living room sofa to satisfy your hunger, and you can give me a little restraint if you are curious
As if noticing my huge resentment, Sandora, who was busy biting the sofa because of hunger, raised her head with a wink: "Ah Jun? ”
I raised my forehead with my hand: "Baby, spare that sofa, we can eat." ”
"Banzai can finally eat...... Jun, I'm full. Sandora was less than halfway through the cheers before she suddenly said with a sad expression.
We: "......"
You can't really have eaten a couch, do you?
Sandora was joking, of course, and although the girl's recipes were surprisingly extensive, she still preferred cutlery to furniture...... Well, she prefers more food, and in her taste system, what a curious template is the world?
At dinner time, I finally realized how big the family has become, once there was only me and my sister at the table, but now there is a faint banquet shelf, shallow, Sandora, Pandora, Viska, Little Bubbles, Bubbles, plus my sister and I are already eight people, and now Lin Xue, who has not often come to eat, Anvina and Alayah are two masters who only need photosynthesis to survive, Lilina's black-bellied pseudo-Lori is probably still immersed in the good times of visiting relatives now, otherwise our table is really a little overwhelmed.
In addition to these people, we have two new members at the table: Misaka 10031 and Slow Half Beat Sylvia.
Needless to say, the latter, as a former fallen apostle who has lost her memory, she has been classified as an "insider" by us from the beginning and is also the target of key surveillance, as for the latter-
Maybe it's because it's the first Misaka sister we know.,10031 is a little more active than the other Misakas.,And the relationship with us is more intimate.,It's also a common thing to eat together like this.,And it's quite weird.,This talking robot-like Misaka sister and Little Bubble actually have a common language between them.,I can't understand how they understand each other's things to express each other.。
Is it just because each of them has a whole bunch of mass-produced sisters?
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun, how do you want to eat this?"
I was thinking about it when suddenly there was such a high-pitched scream from under my chin.
As soon as I looked down, I saw a huge lobster tail dangling in this direction.
What a tragedy when your size is ding.
I forgot to mention one just now, Jingle Bell is also one of the people currently at this table, but it's the same with her or not, such a God who doesn't take up space and is never a picky eater and can nibble on half an apple for a day is really easy to raise.
I took the lobster away, and the dingdong below kept his hands held high, looking at me happily with big turquoise eyes, and the expression on his face was the same as Ding Ling's family-raised X.O.
Although it is abstract to say, the daily meal time seems to be a jungle adventure for Clank, wandering under the huge cups of the forest, climbing and jumping between the mountains and lakes, the little goddess of life is like exploring the secret realm, and from time to time she is surprised to find her treasures in the behemoths around her, such as ...... Now this lobster.
It's such a painful form of entertainment
With these thoughts in my head that might have been a great rebellion for the followers of the Cult of Life, I quickly helped Dingdong peel off the shell of the lobster, remove a little shredded meat, and tie it with a toothpick and handed it to Dingdong, who immediately happily shouldered his war rations and began to inspect the braised pork field in a majestic manner.
I can't imagine what is going on in Dingbell's head right now.
"By the way, Sandora," I suddenly remembered something and asked Sandora in a low voice as she slowly wrapped the vermicelli around her chopsticks at the other end of the table, and entertained herself with an excited expression on her face, "What did you find about Sylvia's memory core deep scan?" ”
At this moment, Sandora was busy breaking the fork in her hand into small pieces and mixing them into the sweet noodle sauce in front of her...... Hearing this, he didn't stop what he was doing, but replied with a spiritual connection without raising his head: "I have a rough guess, but her body has been seriously transformed by the abyss, except for being able to identify the apostles who once belonged to the mysterious system, most things can't be analyzed, Sylvia's only energy vacuum skill seems to be her own unique ability, just like my mind control, which does not belong to any of the standard skills of the Xiling Apostle that we know, and I can't guess her identity with this clue." ”
When Sandora said this, she picked up the fully mixed steel fork dipping sauce with a small spoon, sandwiched it in two pieces of vegetarian fire, crunched it, and continued to "say": "But at least one thing is certain, she used to be an emperor-level apostle, the degree of condensation of that energy body, and the residual strength of the soul are not comparable to ordinary apostles, there were only 135 emperors in the empire at the beginning, and I know nearly half of them, And most of the remaining dozens of guys, except for a few soy sauce parties, are well-known guys, and maybe Sylvia's identity will have to be found in those people. ”
Looks like Bubbles and her hosts are busy again...... Hey, you girl, give me a bite of normal things, okay, at least keep the chopsticks for tomorrow's dinner in our family, stupid
On a sunny morning, the weather is also incredibly slightly warmer, which is really rare in the days that have been gloomy and cold since the beginning of winter, taking advantage of the good weather, my sister plans to take out the futon at home and dry it in the yard, although this seems unnecessary to me, after all, we have too many methods to simulate the sun, and more extravagant, I can even drag Alayah out to hang the chandelier so that I can take the holy light to dry the quilt, but my sister doesn't think so, in her opinion, Drying the bedding at home in the bright morning light is the right way, and the way of the holy light is crooked and heretical - I don't comment on it anyway.
The warm sun is indeed a good time to dry things, but is it necessary for you to hang yourself on the shelf, little bubble?
I watched as the elated little bubbles hung themselves on the shelf next to me and giggled at me, feeling that Daddy's road was so difficult.
"It's really nice weather—" A soft voice said slowly, Sylvia narrowed her eyes slightly, looking up at the sun, which was already a little difficult to look at, her silver-white hair seemed to be plated with a metallic sheen, "I feel like something good is going to happen......
I am so slow that I will not be surprised that no matter what I go through, no matter how unpredictable the environment around me is, and even an hour ago, I witnessed more than 30 "predator" mecha crushing in front of mecha in front of me, and an hour later, standing in front of a house in a large city in China without knowing it, I have completely lost the motivation to complain.
"Sylvia, you're used to living here, aren't you?"
In the past few days, I don't know how many people Lu Dao has repeated this sentence, and there are more than 10,000 tenants in my home at once.
"It's good - I don't have to worry about living expenses anymore-"
Hearing Sylvia's answer, I was speechless and tried to look across the street: "There are sisters in that place who probably have a common topic with you, right?"
For Sylvia just mentioned "there will be very good things happening", I don't dare to agree, I don't know what Lu Dao is for, since I woke up in the morning, I feel that there is a pretty bad thing to come to the door, yes, it is the feeling that Lin Xue gave me every time before the trouble, but it seems that the source of the trouble this time is not the Lin Da Prophet who has been locked up by his father and is reflecting, so who will it be?
As I was thinking this, a familiar figure suddenly came into our sight on the street in the distance.
A petite girl, at most eleven or twelve years old, wearing a pale green winter coat, is slowly walking from that side, the most eye-catching thing is the super huge bag on her back, which is almost more than half of her height, looking at the other party from a distance as if carrying a hill, with the girl's petite and delicate body, how strange it looks.
Has this guy been cosnail lately?
"Hey, you've seen it for a long time and don't help me."
I was busy wandering in my heart, and such a call suddenly came from the depths of my spirit—although it smelled of complaining, but it made people hear the joy of reunion after a long absence.
"I can carry one hundred and thirty-three pounds of souvenirs all the way from the train station all the way here," I hurriedly ran over and took the unprecedented huge bag from the little girl's back, "Did Ding Dong really give you a human body?" ”
"I'm not idle, I have used my life power to evolve myself," the little girl shook her shoulders, and then suddenly jumped in front of me happily, "Aha, boss, I haven't seen me such a pink and cute little Lori for so long, it must be very lonely, right?" Did I do anything to the little bubbles because I wasn't around? ”
…… Lilina really hasn't changed at all, and she still expects her to go home for a few days to slightly correct her distorted three views under the influence of mother's love.
I was holding Lilina's super large package in one hand, and a knife in the latter's head with the other: "Did the dead girl say that, boss?" Anyway, the family is okay? Recognition goes well? ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Lilina stopped suddenly, and before I could ask curiously, the pseudo-Lori, who was always known for her amazing poisonous mouth, suddenly bowed deeply to me.
I watched in amazement as Lilina suddenly moved, who looked up with a serious expression on her face, and then she exhaled softly, "Thank you again...... Thank you very much, thank you very much......"
"Silly girl, why did you suddenly ......"
I'm still a little confused, and if I want to say thanks, Lilina thanked her as early as the day we picked her up, why is it suddenly like this now?
"The moment I got home, I realized that I was so happy," the pseudo-Lori with a black belly and poisonous tongue showed such a simple smile in front of me for the first time, "So, I think I should thank you more seriously, for the happiness I felt again when I went home...... What's wrong? ”
I scratched my hair: "Then why are you back again?" Not staying at home? ”
Lilina walked briskly in front of me: "I have already taken my mother over and asked an imperial ** official to help arrange it, and I will live here with the old man in the future, and I came here today just as an employee to report to the boss, and my mother also said, such a great favor must be repaid or something, although she doesn't know much about our affairs, but only this, she asked me to do it, in addition, how to say that I am also the chief goddess officer of the goddess of life."
From Lilina's words, I also roughly understood what happened, anyway, seeing that this guy is finally ushering in his new life now, and making up for his biggest regret, I am still very happy for her.
"Ah-a-this *** is Chen Jun's sister? Or, like Little Bubble - also a daughter? ”
The slow voice suddenly woke me up from my contemplation, and when I looked up, Sylvia was already standing in front of us, and was now smiling warmly, while looking curiously at Lilina, who looked a year younger than Pandora, and greeted each other softly: "Hello - my name is Sylvia - please advise me for the first time......
"What a strange pace of speech," Lilina was furious at the look of the silver-haired strange girl in front of her, and then suddenly turned her head and looked at me sternly, "New girl? ”
I was embarrassed: "...... Although strictly speaking, you are right. ”
But can't you just describe it as healthy?
Because the identities of the two people are not very normal - strictly speaking, the identities of everyone in our place are not normal, I just briefly helped them make an introduction, and then pulled Lilina into the house, the latter is not stupid, naturally thought of living in such a place full of life forms from another dimension, the identity of this silver-haired girl is definitely not simple, and I didn't ask much, but only after entering the living room did I ask through the spiritual connection: "Who is that Sylvia?" Why can't I feel her energy fluctuations at all? And the vitality in her body is so strange. ”
"Remember the legion of fallen apostles in the world of Azeroth, right?"
"Of course," Lilina pouted immediately, "I'm very impressed, and I almost starved to death in the ruins of Silvermoon City thanks to their invasion. ”
"That one was one of the archons of the Fallen Apostles."
Lilina immediately looked at me in horror, and when she received an affirmative answer from the psychic connection, the guy immediately exclaimed, "What? No way? The Fallen Apostles have captured the Imperial Headquarters? ”
"Capture your sister" Seeing that Lilina looked spineless and ready to roll up and run away, I decisively smashed one by one, and then told Sylvia about the situation and our actions in the past period of time, maybe when I will speak out again Amazing pseudo-Lori.
As a result, this guy still spoke amazingly.
"You said there are more than 10,000 girls in the Shadow City now?" Lilina tilted 30 degrees and looked at me with disdain, "I said that Your Majesty the Emperor, take care of the dragon's body."
Do you dare to make your brain replenishment process public?
Lilina's sudden return was a small surprise for us, and the large number of local products she brought back made Sandora, a foodie, excited, but to be honest, I really don't know how to define the word "delicious" in Sandora's world view, and I have never seen anyone who can eat Jingdezhen's ceramics out of Master Kong's flavor.
So, what's the bad feeling I've had since morning? Although it's back to a poisonous pseudo-Lori with a bad personality, this shouldn't be a bad thing, right?
Something goes wrong with the legendary man's seventh sense?
Although I don't dare to say that I can be as unpredictable as Lin Xue's ****, my intuition has always been very accurate, and theoretically, there should be no misjudgment, right?
This doubt continued into the afternoon, when it was dispelled by the news brought by Tavel.
She caught a bug in our newly made sniper cannon.
(Continue to ask for votes at the end of the month, and you read that right, this is indeed the second watch...... )