XXXI. The Strange Status Quo Witnessed by the Aztec Empire (continued)

Although it is very inauthentic to fool the Aztecs in the 16th century into eating inferior expired food rich in modern industrial additives, it seems that it is not a big problem considering the outrageously short average life expectancy of the ancient Mesoamerican Indians (around 20-25 years old) - the vast majority of buyers here do not live to the age of toxin accumulation and onset!

For a person who has a high chance of dying at any time, why should he worry about the pain that only happens when he is old and weak?

Therefore, after thinking about it for a while, Wang Qiu left this question behind.

However, if it is said that the expired and shoddy food brought by Ma Tong can only be said to be a bit cheating, which reminds people of the "Chinese downfall" who ran to Russia in the 90s. Then, some of the other commodities prepared by Captain Cai Rong simply made Wang Qiu's mind completely confused.

β€”β€”Through the observation of Captain Cai Rong in these days, Comrade Wang Qiu was embarrassed to find that in the character of this radio wave Lori, she is always full of endless curiosity and activity.

In short, in her elf-weird little brain, there are always all kinds of unbelievable divine developments, among which there are naturally some superb "divine works" that can make most normal people short-circuit their brains and have a mental breakdown......

For example, at this moment, she sent people to set up a very grand stall outside the camp, specializing in selling all kinds of legendary "magic weapons".

What kind of "magic weapon"? Saying it is guaranteed to scare you!

- The legendary Xuanyuan Sword used by the Yellow Emperor, the Golden Hoop Stick of the Monkey King, the nail rake of Zhu Bajie, the Iron Broken Teeth of Inuyasha, the shuriken of the Japanese ninja, the Supreme Lord of the Rings in "The Lord of the Rings", Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painted Halberd and Guan Yu's Blue Dragon Glaive in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the female version of King Arthur's EX Curry Stick (Holy Sword Excalibur) in "Holy Grail War", and the sword "Indestructible Lake Light" of the tragic supporting actor Lancelot...... Well, if anyone buys either of the above two "legendary swords", they will also receive a plastic figure of our king and a plastic figure of Lancelot.

Of course, these "magic weapons" are all products of a small cottage factory in Wenzhou, which are specially sold to otaku and otaku at home and abroad.

Unfortunately, at this moment, they were accidentally transported to the valley of Mexico in the early 16th century!!

In addition to the above-mentioned weapons, the captain also tied in the corresponding cosplay costumes at a low price, which brought about a devastating visual effect.

- In short, when Wang Qiu's eyes straightened when he saw a slender Aztec female warrior wearing a free golden wig on her head and a King Arthur's blue battle dress, waving a certain EX curry stick in front of the stall with great interest, he finally couldn't help but squirt.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I said, Head Cai Rong...... What are you...... WANT TO HOLD AN ANIME COSPLAY EXHIBITION IN THE AZTEC EMPIRE? ”

Wang Qiu pointed to a Mexican woman wearing a peach-colored cherry blossom pattern kimono and looking left and right in the dressing mirror, and asked with some slurred words.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, a while ago, Shanghai happened to be holding this year's national cosplay competition. As a result, after the end of the race, many of the props and costumes that were still brand new were thrown in the arena and no one wanted them. Some of the contestants who did not get a good ranking were also disheartened and anxious to get rid of their costumes...... So, through some connections and connections, I didn't spend much money to get these clothes. ”

Head Cai Rong proudly held her undulating chest and said with a terrific expression.

As a result, Wang Qiu felt that his mood was even more embarrassed - what do you want me to say about you? …,

While they were talking, they suddenly heard a sharp sound of military trumpets, Wang Qiu turned his head, and was immediately stunned to find that not far behind him, a gray-white curtain had been lifted, and a small group of twenty Aztec warriors, wearing the standard equipment of the Roman legion composed of red cloaks, feathered helmets, red square shields, cuirasses, short swords, and javelins, were rushing out majestically!

In addition, there is a low-ranking Aztec nobleman wearing the purple-rimmed robe "toga" of the Roman senators, holding a golden plastic eagle sign and walking in Zuihou. The other servant puffed out his cheeks with great skill, and blew a brass trumpet with great skillβ€”but alas, because he was a beginner, the trumpet was still intermittent and out of tune, even though his face was flushed and his cheeks were about to burst.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ This...... This is ......" Faced with this situation, Wang Qiu was so surprised for a while that he couldn't even speak coherently.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh! Do you mean the equipment of these Roman armies? IN THIS SHANGHAI COSPLAY COMPETITION, THERE HAPPENED TO BE A LIVE-ACTION PERFORMANCE OF "TOTAL WAR: AGE OF EMPIRES......" The group leader just glanced back and explained to Wang Qiu very calmly.

- Hey, hey! The military formation of the Roman Empire appeared in Mexico in this era, how can you make me calm?! Time and space are completely out of order!

Next, Wang Qiu continued to look blankly and found an Aztec lady wearing a burgundy cheongsam and shaking a fan, an Aztec prostitute dressed as a bunny girl in lace-trimmed pantyhose and a topless evening dress, a local child wearing a Pikachu puppet costume, a handsome young man wearing red underwear and mixing Superman outside, and a middle-aged samurai wearing a light onion haori with the word "Makoto" in the Shinsengumi...... Zuihou, he also saw a petite girl dressed in a red and black big coat, wearing a red wig, holding a long knife, and a cat's eye red gem (glassware) hanging from her neck, which shone with brilliant golden star shavings, as if exuding a mysterious and vast aura like the universe, and two chains firmly tied to the gem......

As a result, Wang Qiu suddenly felt that something in his head suddenly broke with a "click......

Nima! Isn't this the "Heavenly Disaster" that Xana wears around her neck? Could it be that the Fire Mist Warriors have reached 16th-century Mesoamerica?!!

Oh my God! Such an earth is so dangerous! I'm going back to Mars right now!

- Well, after the unknown native girl put on the "Heavenly Tribulation Fire", it seems that there is no shock to the delicate body, the queen's anger is furious, and there is nothing like the sky falling apart, lightning and thunder, and the gears of fate beginning to turn...... This is also normal, no matter what kind of artifact is set in the anime work, the "Heavenly Catastrophe" hanging around her neck at this time is still just a gorgeous glass ornament in reality.

Therefore, the above-mentioned insanity words are purely Wang Qiu's brain supplement and complaint.

However, no matter how Wang Qiu complained in his heart, these anime cosplay costumes brought by Captain Cai Rong were actually selling very well!

No way, the Aztecs of this era were also very backward in terms of clothing sewing, which was basically the level of the Shang Dynasty in China. Except for the highest-ranking aristocratic samurai, who would make their robes out of animal skins and cotton, commoners generally wore "kantou cloth" for both men and women, that is, digging a hole in the middle of the cloth, putting their heads in it, and then letting the cloth hang down naturally from front and behind them, and zuihou tied the two pieces of cloth with a rope around his waist. As for the crotch, the guys who are particular about it will make a crotch cloth similar to that of the Japanese, and the others will simply "gentleman and frank".

As a result, the colorful and varied cosplay costumes immediately made their eyes light up. …,

However, in order to satisfy a certain bad taste in his heart, our head Cai Rong deliberately set the price of these cosplay costumes very low, even much cheaper than the same size of cloth...... As a result, it is natural that all men, women and children here flock to it all at once!

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Seeing the aborigines dressed in the costumes of later anime movies, dancing around the demons, Wang Qiu couldn't help but start to be a little worried: When the Spaniards arrived here, what kind of strange scene would they witness full of time and space confusion?

Well, dazzling crystal heads, magical items that have never been seen before, menacing terrible epidemics, wonderful medicines with amazing effects, and not many gold, silver and gems can be found by scraping the ground...... Quite evilly, some of the magical items found here also have Made.in. China written on them, as well as some kind of oriental script. What's even more evil is that many of these oriental characters are not even recognized by the genuine Ming Dynasty people (simplified characters).

As for the most evil sect, they will also be here to yujian many incredible people, such as the purple-robed Caesar and the Roman legion, King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, Japanese samurai, ninjas, witches, Manchu county officials (pretending to be zombies) that do not exist in this year, as well as fire and mist warriors, Superman, Batman, Catwoman, copycat version of Yamato Nadeshiko in kimono, and Japanese-style middle school girls in sailor suits + short skirts...... It's not scientific!

In short, thinking about Zuihou, Wang Qiu felt that his brain was completely confused for a while.

Well, anyway, a barbarian tribe that at first roamed around the wilderness was able to learn warfare, farming, land reclamation, architecture, and art at the same time in just two centuries of settling on a desert island, and produced so many amazing miracles that later generations of scholars have not been able to study thoroughly for 500 years...... Originally, it made people feel that this was clearly an unscientific fantasy story! (Spit on the history of the founding of the Aztec Empire)