Chapter 162: Surreal Dialogue (Part II)
"Lin Xue, you can't be on the wrong channel, right?"
After waiting for half a minute, we still didn't hear any response, and I couldn't help but wonder if Lin Xue had made a mistake.
“…… You dare to underestimate Miss Ben's strength! Lin Xue immediately reacted like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, "Miss Ben is not the dead wood whose IQ is accurate to ten decimal places before you can see significant numbers, hum, let me tell you, even if there is really something wrong, it is a problem with this big machine!" Miss Ben's judgment is absolutely fine! Well, by the way, this machine must be broken, Miss Ben will reluctantly help you repair it, that who, help me bring the pliers, Miss Ben will dismantle it...... Ahem, repair this machine......"
What a mouth-tickling statement! Is it necessary for you to gain a sense of intellectual superiority by accurately describing my intelligence? Do you really dare to repair this futuristic device with pliers? No, no, no! That's not the point, the point is, how did you come to the conclusion that my IQ needs to be accurate to ten decimal places to see significant figures!
In fact, we don't know what to say, the reason why there has been no response for so long in this contact is not that there is a problem with Lin Xue's spatial positioning, but that Gianna did not react at all......
World Boundary Management Center...... This bluffing name is indeed a bit too bluffing......
It's as if an alien suddenly came down from the sky one day, stood in front of you, claiming to be a member of so-and-so, Galactic Conservation Organization, and demanded that you pay this year's protection fee, full of bizarre style and nonsense......
Therefore, it took Gianna a full thirty seconds to normalize her thunderous nerves, and began to analyze which strong person was using this way to pass her super boring time......
"The last contact ......" At this moment, Gianna suddenly felt such a piece of information come to her mind......
That's right, it's emerging!
Different from the way of "voice" that sounded in my mind like a hallucination just now, this time the information actually appeared directly in my own thoughts! It's like an idea that pops up in your head, or rather, something like a memory that suddenly appears in your mind, how terrible is this kind of means!
Gianna didn't think she had the ability to do that - even the Lich King couldn't project her will directly into the mind of an archmage like this.
It seems like a long time has passed, but these things are just thoughts that flashed through Gianna's mind, and that piece of information still kept coming to her mind: "The last contact, this is the World Realm Management Center, please reply to all the planets that have received the information, and now start contacting in turn-
Agus, Agus...... No return signal was found, confirming the cancellation of the Argus ......
Delaenor, Delaenor...... No return signal found, confirm the cancellation of Draenor......
Fannobus...... Fanosters replied, confirming that Fannos still exists...... Dantuin Star, Dantuin Star...... No return signal was found, confirming the cancellation of Dantuin......
Azeroth, Azeroth...... No return signal found, confirm cancellation of Azeroth ......"
"Wait a minute! This is the ...... of Azeroth."
Sandora transferred the communication port to me, and then gave me a smirk of credit.
"I didn't expect you to be a psychologist......" I looked at Sandora dumbfounded, feeling that my flickering skills were as powerless as a paramecium against the Ang Star Cluster......
Ahem, isn't that a bit weird?
In any case, Sandora's whimsical flickering behavior did a good job of scaring Gianna, and although Gianna certainly didn't fully understand the words, she just wanted her to seem to understand!
Argus, Draenor, these two words may be a little unfamiliar to ordinary people, but as a knowledgeable archmage, Gianna certainly knows what these two worlds mean, these are two planets destroyed by the Burning Legion!
It's not quite right to say this, because the planet Argus is the home of the Eredas, not so much destroyed by the demons, but rather the entire rear camp of the Burning Legion, and Draenor is the planet that was really destroyed by the Burning Legion, with these two names in front, Gianna naturally couldn't help but associate with this strange message, and then, the appearance of the word Azeroth was even more appropriate - if it were me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to help but respond to that mysterious message, right?
"Received a response from the Azeroth World and established a two-way connection......"
I put my emotions in order and try to imagine myself as a Superman in his underwear, standing on the Eiffel Tower telling the story of "Ihaveadream...... Ahem, in short, is to make yourself as serious as possible: "Hello, this is the World Realm Management Center. ”
“…… Uh, here it is...... Azeroth...... "A nice female voice echoed through the hall, a little hesitant and cautious.
I quickly turned off the microphone, then spun around for three and a half weeks and jumped on two backflips, shouting, "Yay-"
OK, after venting, turn on the microphone and continue to pretend to be a savior.
A cold wind swept through the R&D hall, and everyone, including the busy Xiling technicians, couldn't help but shiver, and Sandora, who was closest to me, had a petrified expression.
"Even the most senior wower," Asa endured the twitching of the corners of his mouth, "this is too exaggerated......"
Lin Xue, who was still staying in the control cabin, immediately snorted and said vicissitudes: "Alas, how can you understand the wow feelings in our hearts...... Of course, I also think that dead wood that is not motivated, unresponsive, and has a zero IQ is not normal......"
Hmph, you can say your own, this great man has something to do now!
I cleared my throat and began to ...... Gianna according to the plan I had planned before Well, communication......
"Hello, representative of Azeroth, since you can receive this message, then it proves that you are qualified enough to talk to us, we are the administrators of all the worlds, and the main purpose of this contact is to collect the various planets - well, according to your understanding, it should be the so-called world world (here it is explained that the understanding of the natives of Azeroth is only the planet they live on, not the time and space system in the Xiling knowledge system, including the entire universe), according to our observations, The seventeenth batch of the world has undergone an unknown upheaval in the past period, many of the world realms, including Argus and Draenor, have lost contact with the creators, and the observers have been dispatched, and before they arrive, I would like to know through you what the current situation of Azeroth is. ”
"You are...... Titans?! ”
"Titans? No, our name is not Titan, perhaps the passage of time and the changes in the world have caused errors in your knowledge inheritance, but this is not the key issue, you just need to know that we are now in charge of the guardianship of the world world. ”
That's it, the truth is false, and the false is ...... Ahem, without going into details, in short, it's just to use these things that are well known in the intellectual community of Azeroth, combined with the communication methods they can't understand, to achieve the purpose of deception, of course, I don't think this kind of deception can make someone as sharp and intelligent as Gianna fully believe us, it doesn't matter, I just want her to be skeptical.
That's enough.
Gianna was silent, and I didn't say anything, giving her time to think.
Suspicious, quite suspicious, this is Gianna's biggest feeling now, although the other party obviously has great strength, and can use his unheard of ability to imprint information directly into the other party's memory, but just these two points claim to be a god...... In this way, there are only two possibilities, first, the other party is really a god, so there is no need or disdain to prove his identity with himself as a mortal, and second, the other party is just an arrogant maniac with strong strength but not very normal psychology, or an old monster who is bored to the point of madness and specializes in studying partial magic, obviously, the second may be more reliable, there is no shortage of mages who study magic and burn their brains in this world.
Thinking of this, Gianna couldn't help but feel a little playful - yes, just playful, being entangled in those messy territorial trivialities all day long, coupled with all kinds of pressure from the human kingdom, she was fed up, and now there is a rare opportunity to have such a "person" who does not need her to face with a false mask - whether the other party is a god or a madman, Gianna feels that she can finally speak without a mask.
So, she responded: "Hello, distinguished ......"
"Apostle, this is our unified name."
It's formal, but it's not true, right? Gianna thought so, but her reply was not slow at all: "Lord Apostle, if you want to know the current situation of Azeroth, I can only say that it is very bad......"
"Prepare the record - please elaborate."
Whatever Gianna thinks, she's at least taken a serious account of what happened to the world of Azeroth—even if she's only trying to pull along with the prank.
Through Gianna's narration, we finally realized what the difference is between the projection information and the actual situation.
Although there is no difference in the view of the Great World Realm, there is still a huge difference between what happened in the real Azeroth World Realm and the plot of Warcraft on Earth - to take the most obvious example, the beginning of the undead natural disaster, the invasion of the Burning Legion, and the rebellion of the blood elves, the moment of this large number of key events is completely different from the "plot" we are familiar with!
Fortunately, we listened to Lin Xue's proposal and contacted Gianna, otherwise once we rashly entered Azeroth and formulated an action plan according to the description in the Warcraft plot, we would definitely take a lot of detours!
On Azeroth's side, when Gianna had just finished talking about the Burning Legion's invasion, the mysterious voice immediately interrupted her description: "According to your account, the Burning Legion has invaded your world now, and you are now completely passive?" ”
"Yes," Gianna stopped thinking about whether the other party was playing a prank at this moment, and really began to talk to us seriously, "The demon army has set foot on the land of Kalimdor and has engaged in a fierce battle with us, and we ...... is completely at a disadvantage, not only because of the strength of the other party, but also because of the ......"
"Internal divisions, or rather—civil war."
"That's right, even in this case, there is still a great divide between the races, and although we have made a pact with the Orcs and Night Elves, more humans are still negative about such an alliance, our situation ...... It's bad. ”
"Understood, the Azeroth World Realm is a priority rescue target, and the rescue force will arrive near Theramore within forty-eight hours, please be ready to receive it."
Then, communication was interrupted, leaving only a stunned Gianna.
…… Could it be that this is not a prank?