Chapter 1: If I could play in the NBA

"Smack!" The big yellow hand stopped the basketball flying to the basket in a volleyball position and slapped the basketball into the stands.

"Twenty caps, that's fucking cool!" Zhang Kong slapped the keyboard hard and screamed excitedly. After taking a sip of black tea, after serving, he casually put the black tea on the chassis and continued to manipulate his players to run towards the opponent's half.

Zhang Kong, an incompetent otaku, has a job that he hates very much, but has to do, life is not rich, but he can make ends meet, and there is no pressure in life. My biggest hobby in life is basketball. It's a pity that he was born with insufficient height, and he is destined to achieve nothing in the sport of basketball, and his innate house attributes make him a person who is not necessary and too lazy to go out.

I'm too lazy to go out, I'm too lazy to move, and naturally I'm too lazy to go to a place like a basketball court. In addition, his skills are too poor, and he is purely looking for the sadistic type, so he is even more lazy to go. The passion and energy for basketball can only be put on NBA live streaming and basketball games.

Zhang Kong is playing a game called NBA2k12 at this time, where the NBA2K12 career mode is Zhang Kong's favorite, in this mode, players can create a new player, join the NBA as a rookie, and start their NBA journey.

This mode has a special attraction for Zhang Kong, it feels like being in the virtual world, fulfilling his dream that he can't complete in reality, every time he wins a victory, every time he breaks a record, Zhang Kong will have a spontaneous sense of achievement.

But unlike the average basketball fan, he's very good at chopping 40, 50, 60...... One hundred percent or something, not much interest. I don't even like a strong dunk, I don't like a cold arrow three-point that pierces my heart, and I don't like to break the ankle of the opposing player with a butterfly step......

This is directly reflected in the characters he creates for the game.

Position: Centre-forward

Type: Defensive

HEIGHT: 218CM

Team: Cleveland Cavaliers

Naturally, the player's name is still empty. Nationality: Chinese.

The attributes have reached all the highest limits of the defensive center. The skills are all fully bought, and it is already in perfect condition.

As for the finals opponent on the court, it is the Los Angeles Lakers, and as for the Miami Heat of the Big Three, they have been swept out of the Cleveland Cavaliers led by Zhang Kong early in the morning.

He likes to defend, he likes blocking, he likes rebounding, he likes steals, he likes to make offensive fouls. In short, he likes everything that makes the attacking players feel like the eggs are broken. He just likes to watch the embarrassment and pain of those offensive players when they hit the iron again and again, get covered again and again, and get tackled again and again.

On the contrary, Zhang Kong doesn't have much pursuit of offense, and many times when the team attacks, he just runs out to block the ball carrier, and doesn't care about anything else.

On the contrary, when it comes to defense, Zhang Kong will immediately use himself as a team. However, just after playing half-time, Zhang Kong has already gained 28 rebounds, 20 blocks, and 8 steals, with a score of 2:51. Completely one-sided. Just because his role has completely dominated the defensive end and rebounding on the court, poor Kobe Bryant shot again and again under his oppressive interference, hit the iron and was covered again and again, as for the sister-in-law, she has long been bullied by Zhang Kong and can't raise her head.

The victory in this game has been put into a safe, and even if Zhang Kong starts paddling in the next game, the result will not change in any way, but Zhang Kong has a bigger goal, he wants to suppress the Lakers' points to less than 10 points. That's right, single-digit scoring is the ultimate defense he's after.

Under Zhang Kong's manipulation, the game quickly came to the end of the fourth quarter. Although Zhang Kong's coverage of the defensive area is very wide, but it is impossible to defend beyond the three-point line, so a complete clean sheet cannot be done, Kobe Bryant does not know how much iron he hit, how many times he was covered, and finally scored six points with free throws and three-pointers, and at this moment the Lakers' score has reached 8 points, which is only one goal away from the 10-point standard set by Zhang Kong.

And at this moment, the time on the field has come to the last moment, there are only thirteen seconds left, Zhang Kong is also a little nervous, whether the last ball can be prevented, but it is related to the goal he set at the beginning. If it was a real game, it was estimated that the players on the court of the Lakers would be almost like a ghost at this moment, and they would not raise any strength at all. But this is a game after all, not a real competition.

The characteristic is that even if the opposing team has lost by 20,000 points, they can still play the game without changing their faces. Even if this psychological quality is tied to the world's basketball superstars, it is estimated that it cannot be compared.

At this moment, it is still Kobe who holds the ball, and according to Kobe's lone wolf attributes, Zhang Kong judged that Kobe was going to come by himself. Sure enough, in the last six seconds, Kobe Bryant, who was holding the ball, suddenly moved, first the two crotches changed hands, and then the body suddenly slammed to the left, and the center of gravity of the players defending Kobe Bryant was immediately attracted by this realistic feint, and then I saw Kobe Bryant turn around and break through directly from the right.

"Dare to rush in and look for death!" Zhang Kong laughed and rushed directly towards Kobe, the tail finger of his right hand was already on the cap button, ready to jump off the cap at any time.

It was at this time......

Bang Bang ......

The chain of crisp sounds, even in front of the computer, Zhang Kong still felt the coldness under his crotch, and the orange basketball actually passed under his crotch.

I was crotched...... me!

Before the furious Zhang Kong could react, he immediately heard a voice that made him hate even more, brush!

Behind him, his sister-in-law, who didn't shoot a basketball shot once in the whole game, was waving her arms to celebrate the hard-won two points!

Single digit ...... Breakthrough!

"Fuck me!" Angry, annoyed, and unwilling, Zhang Kong slapped the keyboard hard, and the old keyboard was unbearable Zhang Kong's abuse, and it actually snapped and broke.

"It's really a god of decay today!" Looking at the keyboard of the strike protest, Zhang Kong smiled helplessly, and reached out to touch the chassis to remove the scrapped keyboard.

He didn't notice it at all, because it was summer, and the cold black tea he put on the chassis had already moistened the top cover of the case, and he also forgot that his old host with a decent configuration had a three-year lifespan, and it was old and decaying, and there was always a leakage problem.

That's why ......

"~~~~~"

"I,, it's really declining~~~~" Before rolling his eyes and fainting, this was the last thought that came to Zhang Kong's mind.

"If only I could play in the NBA."