Grandma Seven is crazy.

When Xia Xiaoman was in college, he heard the story of someone in a certain department going crazy, and the classmates in the dormitory at that time talked about it with a little fear, telling each other to stay away from each other, and not to run into crazy people. Xia Xiaomanyuan felt that if he met a madman, he would be afraid, because you can never estimate what a madman will do, beat you or even kill you, and it is not illegal.

But now, when facing this madman, this seventh grandmother with a sleepwalking smile, Xia Xiaoman was at a loss and didn't feel anything in his heart. There was no compassion, no fear, as if she was sleepwalking herself.

She was dazed, but others were not.

The old lady, the old lady, several old men and the fourth lady have not yet arrived, the second lady has the highest status here, and the third lady is the mother-in-law of the seventh grandmother, so of course these two elders are cooking. The third lady suppressed the fear in her heart, and asked her sharply first: "Qilang daughter-in-law, what are you doing here?" As he spoke, he turned back to the two tables of mahjong behind him and said, "Go and call Qilang out." ”

The seventh grandmother still ignored anyone, smiled to herself, grabbed the snack, stretched out her arm and handed it to the crowded place.

The third lady spoke, and the ninth grandmother, who was about to step forward, seemed to suddenly wake up, and pulled Xia Xiaoman back two steps, and Xia Xiaoman's originally leaning forward body couldn't help but be dragged by her.

Feeling the sweat of the little hand holding her hand, Xia Xiaoman turned her head sideways to look at Grandma Jiu, her face was a little fearful, but more vigilant, seeing Xia Xiaoman looking at her, she steadied herself, and said softly: "Sister Man, we can't get out of this matter, and see what the third aunt says......" She swept the fifth grandmother with a little contempt from the corner of her eye, and said: "There are still others in the third room." ”

If the seventh grandmother is crying at this time, others have an idea, or persuade or tie up first, but the seventh grandmother is quiet and terrifying, just laughing like this, laughing so much that people's hearts are furious, and everyone doesn't dare to do anything.

The third lady just questioned sharply, but she didn't dare to approach, and pointed to the two concubines of the seventh master, and said, "What are you stunned about?" I haven't come to serve your grandmother yet! ”

Where are the two concubines not afraid, one of them is clever, and suddenly howled: "My grandma, what's wrong with you, ......" The voice didn't fall, and he began to roll his eyes, and then as if crying, he fell down in front of everyone with a gorgeous and exaggerated slow motion and pretended to faint.

However, she was not smart to the extreme, failed to grasp the angle and strength, and knocked her shoulder bones when she fell on the bluestone brick, and couldn't help but secretly bared her teeth, it really hurt, although she pretended to be dead and dedicated enough, and she was stunned to survive, but her facial expression was inevitably distorted, revealing some clues.

Everyone saw it clearly, but who had the kung fu to pay attention to her at this time? The other concubine of the seventh master had this hatred in her heart, she was one step ahead, she couldn't pretend to be dead if she wanted to, but thinking of her grandmother's convulsions, how dare she forget to make peace in front of her? She was a little anxious, remembering that the third lady also shouted to find the seventh master to come over, and she didn't care to see if anyone went, so she hurriedly said: "According to Mrs. Zun's words, the slave maid will go and invite the master over." After saying that, he ran away.

The third lady was so angry that she jumped to her feet and scolded, of course, it was just scolding, and there was no actual action.

Grandma Nine was also angry when she saw it, and cursed the little concubine in a low voice. Xia Xiaoman saw it, sighed, and wanted to break away from Grandma Jiu's hand, at least now Grandma Seven is still harmless, can't watch her really go crazy, if she can be appeased now......

Grandma Nine felt her hand move, and hurriedly tightened her hand, and said, "Sister Man, don't ...... it yet."

Seventh Grandma sent a circle and no one paid attention to her, but she turned around, supported her arms, and came over to Xia Xiaoman and Grandma Jiu, Grandma Jiu was stunned, everyone was in front of her, no matter what, she subconsciously let go of Xia Xiaoman, and went to pick up Grandma Seven's snacks with both hands, while pondering what to say.

Xia Xiaoman had already spoken one step ahead of her, softened his voice, and said, "Seventh Grandma, your dim sum is so delicious, ......did you give it to me?" As he spoke, he slowly stretched out his hand to take the brocade bag in the hand of the seventh grandmother.

The seventh grandmother was still smiling, and she didn't look at her, but she was unusually obedient and let her take the bag, and muttered: "Please eat a snack......

Xia Xiaoman breathed a sigh of relief, and while praising and comforting with kind words, he took her hand like coaxing a child, and wiped all the smack of snacks with a handkerchief.

Seeing that the seventh grandmother listened to Xia Xiaoman's words, the second lady sighed helplessly over there, glanced at the third lady with an ugly face, and said: "Manniang, you should stabilize her first, seeing that it is the time to sacrifice to the god of the family, and then make a decision when the old lady and the old lady come." "Sacrificing to the god of the family is a member who cannot be missing, and if there is a bad disease and cannot participate in the sacrifice, the head of the family must also say.

The third lady herself didn't instruct the move, she felt that her face had plummeted, and she looked at the fifth grandmother who was standing expressionless outside the crowd and watching, and she didn't dare to say anything about her, so she had to take the maid on the ground who pretended to be dead to vent her anger, she turned her head and glared at the table and a half mahjong behind her, and said, "Go and drag that little hoof on the ground for me!" After waiting for the god to be sacrificed, beat her thirty boards! ”

The concubine who pretended to be dead was clever but was mistaken by being smart, and secretly complained in her heart, but if she jumped up and didn't pretend at this time, she would only be punished more. She thought for a while that if someone came to help her up, she would have to coax the third lady to be angry. Who knew that in the group of aunts behind the third lady, the biological mother of the seventh master ran to call the seventh master, and the remaining few people responded, but you pushed me and I pushed you, and no one refused to go over to help people. The one who pretended to be dead didn't get down the steps, so he had to continue to lie on his stomach, gritting his teeth and pretending to the end.

The third lady was annoyed, and wanted to name and scold a few, but at a glance, the seventh master was coming quickly, and immediately changed her tone and scolded him, saying, "Bastard, take a look at what is going on with your daughter-in-law!" ”

The seventh master heard that his daughter-in-law came to say that his daughter-in-law was a little inappropriate, because his mother-in-law didn't say too much detail, he himself thought about the matter of his daughter-in-law being angry and refusing to get up in the morning, and said that she continued to be angry, and secretly scolded his daughter-in-law for not knowing the general situation, and was busy going out. Before he went out on his front feet, the voice of the concubine who pretended to be unconscious came, and this time several masters in the shrine felt that something was wrong, so they looked at each other, and asked to come out together to take a look.

The seventh master is naturally the one who runs in the front, and before he gets to the ground, he first scolded his mother-in-law, and his scalp began to tighten, and then look, a concubine fell to the ground, and the daughter-in-law stood stupidly, and the concubine of the sixth brother was comforting, and his first reaction was that the daughter-in-law beat the concubine in anger.

Usually pretending to be virtuous, looking for awkwardness when picking a sacrifice to the family god?! Fortunately, the old lady is not here, otherwise I am afraid that he will not be scolded, but will have to be scolded!! The seventh master's nose was crooked, and he couldn't wait to beat his daughter-in-law now, but because the uncles and sisters-in-law were there, he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he bluffed his face and shouted: "Danniang! What are you making a fuss about? ”

The seventh grandmother seemed to recognize his voice, turned her head to look at him, her smile gradually faded, her eyes showed fear, and then a face twisted together, and she grinned and cried.

Xia Xiaoman originally had his back to the Seventh Master, but he was startled when he heard him roar, and as soon as he turned around, the Seventh Grandmother, who was so good, started crying again. She's so angry, the work just now is all in vain! She opened her mouth and wanted to scold the seventh master, but fortunately, the second lady opened her mouth first, and her theoretically disobedient words were swallowed back, so she only snorted, and continued to comfort the seventh grandmother.

The second lady said in a deep voice: "Old Seven, what are you yelling at?" It's hard to persuade your daughter-in-law! ”

The seventh master didn't expect this roar to attract the reprimand of the second lady who looked like a bodhisattva, so he hurriedly hung his head, and first rubbed over to apologize to the second lady with a smile. As soon as the second lady waved his hand and told him to go and see his daughter-in-law first, the third lady began to scold the concubine again. The seventh master listened, swept his daughter-in-law out of the corner of his eyes, his mind was confused, full of suspicion, he had seen all the women who played one crying, two troubles and three hangings, but he didn't know which one his daughter-in-law was singing.

Several masters in the shrine also came, and the ninth master pushed Nian Liang to stand in the outer circle, stretching his neck to find his daughter-in-law.

Grandma Jiu glanced at her husband, her heart was somewhat steady, and when she saw him looking at her to signal her to the past, she naturally thought about the past, but once she came to the bottom, it was not good to lose Xia Xiaoman alone here.

But Xia Xiaoman didn't pay attention to who came over at all, and hurriedly coaxed the seventh grandmother.

Nian Liang saw this situation, sank his face, and called out to her: "Man Niang, come here." ”

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