Chapter 718: I'm sorry for letting you see the n dark side of this society

Long before leading the people of Gensokyo to return, I made arrangements to inform Artemis to prepare for the construction of the residence and the promotion of real estate, for various considerations, I really hope that more residents of Gensokyo can settle in Avalon, it can save a lot of demolition compensation and can reduce a lot of trouble is an important reason, and there is a reason that cannot be ignored is that the child's mother is too noisy - you can't imagine her holding a "wife" How many unruly remarks I dare to make in the Imperial Daily will be a devastating blow to my reputation.

This town built in a short period of time shows that Artemis did a good job of carrying out my orders, when the tour group led by Hakuri Reimu walked into the town, what caught everyone's eye was not the hastily completed inferior buildings and the rapid resettlement houses with no bright appearance, but the neat and orderly *** houses, the wide and clean stone roads that did not look dull, the natural smell of tree and rattan street lamps and the large green dripping grass, Elegant elven secret texts and mystical goddess rune styles can be found everywhere in the nearby buildings. It would be a fantastic thing to move from the hustle and bustle of the city to such a secluded town, and even the Gensokyo youkai who had been living a paradise life all the time were satisfied with this kind of dwelling. Although most of the youkai present except for kappa and tengu were not covered by the compensation for this demolition, they still showed great interest in this place.

I also felt comfortable because of the tranquil environment here, but unfortunately, this good mood did not last long, and when everyone came to the sales center in the middle of the town, there was a huge scene.

Such a huge town would be very deserted if no one lived there, but the streets near the sales center looked very lively, and everyone was surprised to find that there were countless small stalls and vendors gathered here, and even formed a food street, a discount street, a fake street and a street for permits.

A dozen vendors selling barbecue and snacks pushed carts as vanguards, and watched the Lori monsters led by Orange Meow, and I recognized at least five army officers and three battleship captains among the guys who were holding lamb skewers and trying to swindle money out of Lori's pockets.

Orange Meow Lori was captured by the fragrant grilled squid for the first time, Remilia looked curiously at the cooking method of blood tofu, and Flandor L curiously took a bite of his uncle who sold sugar gourds - almost broke half of his teeth, but Flandor himself was not the slightest frustrated, but more interested, the little girl who had never been locked up at home by her sister and never came out to play now felt very happy, even when she covered her mouth and tears were rolling, she was laughing.

A logistics chief wearing a robe outside his uniform stopped in front of Youyouzi, selling all kinds of jade pendants hanging on the big shelf in his hand: "This female benefactor, seeing your pale face and fluttering steps, you must be yang deficiency, poor monk here is a jade pendant consecrated by the Vatican archbishop himself to coordinate n yang ......"

Youyuko delicately covered her mouth and nose with a folding fan, and pushed the poor demon dream in front: "This child has been weak and weak since he was a child, and he is haunted by ghosts, if you really have a way to tell her fortune." ”

Without saying a word, the chief logistics officer put down the jade pendant, took off his robe, and took out a Taoist robe inside, spread out Zhou Yi's gossip on the ground with his hand, and greeted again and again: "Little friend, please sit down, do you want to test the word or ask for a signature?" Anyway, this balloon next to you is n chic......"

Wenwen was stopped by several middle-level commanders wearing white coats who claimed to be promoters of a certain technology company, and a person led by the other party introduced the tengu girl with a suspicious bottle of spray in his hand: "This lady, please stay, look at the black and shiny wings behind your back, it is really enviable, but it seems that there is a little hair loss on the tips of the wings, it is a pity that this is our company's latest development of 'a spray spirit' feather reclaimed water, as long as you spray two more on the wings every morning and evening, the wings will definitely be ......."

"The tips of the tengu's wings are blunt." Wenwen took half a step back a little nervously, but immediately looked at the feather reclaimed water in the other party's hand curiously, "Why are there several layers of labels on this bottle?" ”

Before the white coat could explain, the tengu girl picked up a small bottle from the small basket on the ground next to her, and tore up the label layer by layer: "'One Spray Spirit' feather reclaimed water, 'One Sprinkle Spirit' hair loss regeneration liquid, 'Jin Kela' seedlings promote fertilizer, 'Good Clean' all-round bath, 'Full Flavor' nutrition and oil...... Is there anything else in the world that this thing can't do? ”

"Hehe, you can't die anyway, it's not easy to come out and do some small business, you have to find something to do after the war - it's good to take it back to stir-fry if you can't stop hair loss!"

I looked around with a shudder, and I couldn't help but recall the scene under the Erli Bridge, where there was such a bastard group under the blue and clear sky of Avalon - I bet some of the more bastards were nearby!

Sure enough, after just a moment of looking around, I found that Uncle B, Sixteen Nights and a few other people who were left behind had already blocked the way of an uncle in sunglasses with a black suit and a righteous face: "How many people, do you want a plate?" ”

Uncle B hurriedly looked in the direction of Ilya and shook his head again and again: "It's not appropriate to take a child." ”

Sixteen Nights and a few other monster girls came over curiously: "What is a plate?" ”

Uncle B's cold sweat came down: "It's not suitable, it's really inappropriate!" Stay away from this guy! ”

"There's nothing to do," the black uncle waved his hand again and again while opening the satchel, "I have something suitable for children here, can you see the gourd baby?" The coded gourd baby, harmony is home! There are also some suitable for you girls to watch, it is said that it is what kind of girl, I don't dare to look at it......"

brrr was about to cry, a sense of mission that he had to save the ignorant girl from the bl abyss weighed heavily on his heart, and under his insistent refusal, Uncle Hei had no choice but to give up his efforts to recommend the disc to Sixteen Nights, shaking his head and sighing: "Alas, I knew that the people who came from the road were a group of girls, so I brought my set of gossip charts, and the kid from the logistics department was cheaper...... Eh, do you need to get a certificate? Don't need to apply for a certificate? What about invoices? There are also train tickets, so it's really not okay to have two packs of cockroach medicine, although because our head is strictly controlled, this thing is not poisonous, but it is also good for stir-frying...... Okay, well, it seems that this is useless, but I have been prepared for the expansion of the market for a long time - look at this! Antiques, genuine antiques, mahogany boxes from more than 700 years ago! Eight hundred years ago, the official kiln blue and white porcelain! ”

"Antiques? I'll see, I'll see! The monster named Nazling immediately jumped up, she didn't know enough about the empire, she didn't know the nature of the person in front of her, and this guy was the most famous treasure searcher in Gensokyo, so she was hooked at once, "This...... Sure enough, it is a very ancient handicraft, and the workmanship is absolutely treasure-level, what is this mahogany box made for? ”

Sicaro saw that the folds of someone hooked the music came out: "Come on, come on, I'll open it for you, this girl is really discerning, you see, there are three grids here, the big grid is used to put the mobile phone, this small grid is used to put the charger, this grid is used to put the spare battery, our expert analysis, this thing should be the mobile phone packaging of the year." ”

The rat monster in Gensokyo didn't seem to know what mobile phone packaging was, and Nazling just looked at the remaining few antiques with interest: "What about this?" This porcelain looks so valuable! ”

Sicaro solemnly introduced: "This is a limited edition blue and white porcelain gunpla model from the official kiln in Jingdezhen at that time, you see, this arm is all movable!" ”

"What about this?"

"Tang Bohu's "Ignorant Silly"."

"Where's this?"

"Brocade tuxedo of the Han Dynasty."

"Where's this?"

"The electric razor used by King Zhou Wen - it's still solar! The small characters on this pedestal are the autographs of King Wen of Zhou, you see, they are all oracle bones! ”

"Where's this?"

"You've got the point—it's the CD! Do you want to dish? ”

"I smell the treasure!" Nazling held her hands in her heart and was inexplicably excited.

Uncle B slapped it on the head: "I can't stand it anymore......"

Don't say you can't look past it, anyone with a little conscience on the scene can't see that Sicaro is fooling the little girl here, but when I was about to take action, the Reimu next to me reached the limit first, and the red and white witch threw away the small flag in her hand, strode forward and patted Sicaro on the back: "Hey! You! Don't take the chengguan as an improper cadre! I haven't left yet! ”

What followed was a very lively exchange activity, accompanied by various grappling fights and ginseng roosters, the specific process was too bloody to describe, but you can go to the streets and alleys where there are often chengguan and hawkers to squat, and you should be able to talk about it as a reference.

But after all, it was in the confrontation with the chengguan that he exercised the agility of amazing combat effectiveness, and Sicaro still managed to advance and retreat in an orderly manner in the face of Reimu, the god of chengguan, and attacked and defended, and the red and white chengguan were difficult to gain the upper hand in the battle for a while, so after a while, I also actively and enthusiastically participated in the movement of repairing Sicaro, a pirate dealer, and the situation was reversed in an instant.

It must be pointed out that in this process, Sicaro also carried out a heroic and fearless resistance, and persisted for more than 30 seconds, and finally succeeded in being kicked to the ground by Pandora and Viska who sneaked in from behind.

"Boss! Listen to me! This time our action was purposeful! ”

"Your purpose every time is nothing more than tossing thousands of people up and down the Chengguan Brigade with stomach tendons," I rummaged through the black super-big uncle's baby-like black satchel, and dropped all kinds of strange things from it, making the expression on the other party's face like a mournful examine, "Don't say I'm not angry - in order to deal with this group of guys you taught, I actually set up a chengguan brigade of thousands of people!" You say how good it would be if they could do something else - why isn't there *** here? ”

My sister unceremoniously gave me a knife, while Asa and Sandora bit their own arms one by one.

"Boss, I think so too...... Don't kick your face, General! Calmness is Teijin's virtue! ”

"Alright, you can explain."

There were two steel-toothed lovers hanging from my arms, and I tried to reach out and press Pandora's little brain, signaling Viska to continue kicking, and only after a minute did I endure the green tendons on my head and the pain in my arms. Dare to lead the whole class of undisciplined people brought out by himself to recreate the glory of the Erliqiao Market on the road that the head of the empire must pass, this guy either let Pandora kick in his head or really has some plans. However, he really has a plan, and I think it is more appropriate to beat him first, this is a righteous revenge for the officers and soldiers at all levels of the Chengguan Brigade who have been devastated by the Sicaro gang.

"Isn't that what you meant," Sicaro scrambled to pack his satchel, frustrated by the unprecedented failure of the operation, but as soon as he spoke, he startled me directly, "Didn't you order the establishment of a town in Avalon for Gensoksha residents?" ”

"Does this have anything to do with your fuss here?"

"Then you also ordered that the town should be as lively as possible, preferably in a way that fully reflects the terroir and cultural environment of the earth and the social activities of the ordinary imperial capital."

Me: "......"

"After thinking about it for two hours, my subordinates still feel that the social environment of Erliqiao is the most suitable for your requirements. Isn't the confrontation with the chengguan the best embodiment of the emperor's endless fighting spirit......"

"Pandora, Viska, keep kicking, don't give me face."

Crackling and banging, the two little Lori generals, who had long been unable to hold back, began to repair this stubborn pirate maniac in four or four beats.

The countless small traders and vendors who gathered in front of the sales center just now had already scattered when their team leaders were repaired, and when I turned back, there were only a handful of officers still pushing carts selling snacks and handicrafts. Then they took out their business licenses and health permits from the car and hung them on the car: snacks and handicrafts were the only two basically ethical professions left among the Imperial undisciplined commanders led by Sicaro, although in most cases I was not much weaker than Sicaro's shooting hope.

"I can't see it...... You're such a jolly guy when you're not fighting," Yuyuko shook her folding fan and floated to my side, "the kind of cold temperament that your soldiers carried at the beginning was really uncomfortable. ”

"Don't use the minority to represent the majority," I said, "The vast majority of Teijin are highly disciplined, and these people have mutated purely when they came to Earth!" ”

"But without your acquiescence, I'm sure no one would dare to mess around like this."

Yakumo Zi on the other side took over the conversation with a soft smile, with an expression of "I see through everything", "You, you love these subordinates of yourself very much." ”

I was noncommittal, but I basically acquiesced in the remarks of this cunning monster.

Indeed, although Sicaro and his pirate empire and hawker legions often make the Shadow City fly and occasionally make the city outside follow the miasma, it is undeniable that there is my tacit approval in it: it is enough for them to be ruthless in normal wars, and it is better to be a little more human in peacetime than to be a war machine forever, and I like the very different atmosphere of joy in peacetime for my men now, although sometimes some people are too happy.

But how to say it, although I was a little depressed in my heart, the monster girls around me were all smiling, they didn't have any feelings about whether the things they bought were pitting their fathers, and they were happy to be able to come out to see the colorful outside world, and even those mature and steady guys were happy.

After this little episode that was a bit chaotic but made the immigrants of Gensokkyo feel particularly interesting, Artemis, who rushed to hear the news, also led her men to teleport to the town, and now she has fully integrated into herself, the horn of the director of the Avalon neighborhood committee, and is busy every day because of the various messy little situations caused by the conflict in this new century, and recently she was also elected by me and a group of heroic spirits who like to make noise to become the head of the ideal township- It's really fun to put forward this title in this case, but it's a pity that the "township chief" of Gensokyo Mori Konnosuke should still be dealing with the problem of resident movement registration in another world, otherwise the two township chiefs will be able to meet in history today.

"I'm sorry I'm late," Artemis hurried up to me, "Cú Chulainn's mission to the D48731F15 World Realm didn't slow down, I just came back from Valhalla. ”

"If this continues, the unlucky child's task completion rate this month is zero." I said in a cold sweat.

"No, this time his mission is complete: Cú Chulainn's mission is to detonate an active volcano in advance, and use a historical n event to correct the historical deviation caused by excessive information projection in that world, the landing module landed and fell into the crater, and three seconds later he even erupted with a human capsule, and now he has become the fastest Heroic Spirit to complete the mission this quarter, even surpassing the record last month when Leonidas was trampled by hundreds of mammoths in thirty-five seconds and successfully changed the timeline for the extinction of the mammoths in that world."

I always felt that Artemis was in a very subtle way of reporting the situation to his boss in detail.

Ah, speaking of Artemis, I suddenly remembered one thing: there is also an Artemis among the Atlanteans, and it is a giant girl who can reach a height of two meters and five and can punch two terminators with one punch - that's right, girl, ignoring the height outside of the general specifications, there are very few decrepit old people and people who affect the appearance of the city in Atlanteans, Artemis is still a girl despite having a height that is incomparable to the Pandora sisters - what I want to know most now is, If one day I saw the version of the same name in front of me, what a happy collision would be: there are too many similar cheating things in our circle.

Happy New Year! But there are no two more...... Those who have to go to work during the New Year climb over the r@.