This experience has given me a variety of experiences that are invaluable. For example, identifying directions when various pointing tools fail, cavern exploration, diving, and homemade tools, etc. At the same time, I realized that wine is not necessarily for drinking, but can also be used for cremation. Condoms don't have to be used only when you're beating a cake (meaning you think), they can also be used as waterproof. Cigarettes can not only be smoked by themselves, but can also be burned as incense under special circumstances.

The next thing we learned was rock climbing. It was really self-taught, so I climbed up the trunk of a large tree growing directly above the entrance of the cave along the rope of my backpack, and rode on it to meet them.

Until we all rode on this trunk, like a row of monkeys. After staying for a while, we slowly climbed against the rock wall in Xiangshang. The process was quite smooth, the rock wall was not too steep, and there were more points to get to the top, and it took us less than an hour to climb to the top of the cliff. What is unbelievable is that I would see such a policeman on the top of the cliff. I thought it might have come to help us, but Hua Xia started to answer the phone, and there was no mention that someone would come to pick us up.

As soon as I was about to speak, the four of us were surrounded by more than a dozen uniformed policemen, and one of them walked in from behind them, showing me his police ID card with a hippie smile, and then said: You four are suspected of being involved in a number of illegal tomb robberies, trading and smuggling of national cultural relics, please go back to the police station with us!

Huaxia's temper couldn't stand this result, and he had a seizure on the spot: "Which fucking eye of yours saw us robbing the tomb?" If there is no evidence, I will dodge, Lao Tzu has no time to talk to you, and he is in a hurry to return to Chengdu! ”

The man smiled and said, "It's back to Chengdu, but it's back to the Criminal Police Brigade of the Chengdu Municipal Public Security Bureau." Then he waved his hand to the uniform next to him and said, "Handcuffed!" ”

Hua Xia grew up in the police compound since he was a child, and his uncle's handcuffs were all smuggled by him to the school to play with his classmates, how could he have suffered this kind of sulking. Seeing that he was about to resist, I grabbed him and gave him a look to calm him down. After Huaxia controlled his emotions, he wanted to send a distress text message as quickly as possible, although I didn't know the content, but I could guess that it was not to move the rescuers, but also to save his uncle to buy time. As a result, the text message was not sent out, and all our communication tools were confiscated. They didn't even let go of the black ball in Lu Jieyu's hood, and took it away together, and at the same time, Lu Jieyu and Xu Mingxiang's car will also be driven back to Chengdu by the police to drive on their behalf, I believe that these two mothers-in-law will definitely not reimburse them for tolls.

After walking for dozens of minutes on the mountain road, we were taken to a modified Iveco police car, which was guarded by two young policemen with loaded guns.

Not long after the car started, Huaxia asked the two policemen: "Brother, is there any smoke?" Give the root to pumping. ”

The police didn't embarrass him, took out a stick and lit it and gave it to him.

Huaxia took two sips and continued to talk to the two policemen, asking all the ancestors of the eight generations, and Zuihou finally got to the point: "My uncle is Lin Hongzhi!" ”

"What? Your uncle is our forest director? The faces of these two little comrades were full of shock and incredulity.

"Nonsense, can this still be fake? You go to the city bureau to inquire, is Lin Hongzhi's nephew called Huaxia? I saw that you are my own people just now, otherwise you are not enough for me to move my muscles. Huaxia said hatefully.

Under normal circumstances, being able to hit and being able to blow are two different things. But Huaxia is a special one, running a train with a mouth, blowing the same, and the kung fu in his hands is even more terrifying. But no matter how I look at him, he looks like he is underbeaten.

Huaxia's firm expression immediately won the trust of the two, and one of the comrades immediately said: "How can Director Lin's nephew be a member of the tomb robbery gang?" Could Team Leader Qiu have caught the wrong person? ”

I think it's funny, I don't know how this guy graduated from school. I deliberately lengthened my voice and said, "Young man, the identity of the tomb robber and the nephew of Director Lin does not conflict. ”

When I met this kid Huaxia in college, he was familiar with people, and he had no heart to fool around with a group of people all day long. Eat, drink and have fun all the time he treats, because of his generous character, he soon had a large number of dog legs, and wherever he went, he almost didn't follow him to the toilet. To sum up, although he loves to blow blindly, he is particularly infectious, and people who have just come into contact with him will think that he is very sincere. If he faints two more glasses at the wine table, he is saying that the earth is actually square, and some people believe it.

Now it's time for him to perform. He let out a melancholy breath, as if he wanted to speak and stopped. The two little comrades are the opponents of this fox who is about to become a fine. asked vigorously, Brother Hua, what's wrong with you?

This adds up to less than an hour, and it's all called Brother Hua. Let this dog fool around for a few more hours, and then it's time to burn yellow paper and cut off the chicken's head.

Under the "coercion" of the two little comrades, Huaxia finally "had no choice" to tell what happened to Lin Hongzhi and us these days. The process is to add oil and vinegar, and it is wonderful. I can hear that Lu Jieyu and I are one after another.

Xu Mingxiang simply ignored him, closed her eyes and fell asleep in the rickety car. It's really embarrassing for her, Miss Jiao, who doesn't seem to touch the spring water with her fingers, has followed us to wander around in this mountain for so long, and it is a miracle that she can persist until now. What's even more miraculous is Lu Jieyu, who seems to have nothing to do, and after experiencing so many things, she looks like a nobody. After listening to Huaxia for a long time, she has always looked like she has nothing to do with it, and her will is so strong that people are outrageous today, so I can't accept it.

Look at those two fools again, they were convinced by Huaxia's three times and five divided by two. Huaxia has achieved its goal, moving with affection, knowing with reason, and deserving of the title of "blowing God". He took out a piece of purple-black from his trouser pocket and handed it to one of the policemen, telling him, "Give this thing to my aunt, who is Lin Hongzhi's wife." Let her put this thing in my uncle's mouth until he vomits black blood, and then soak it in the child's urine, and ask my aunt to take off my uncle's underwear, wrap it up, and find a remote place to dig three feet into the ground and bury it. ”

I think it's funny in my heart, underwear, it's really thanks to his kid who thinks of it, Lin Hongzhi may not have changed his underwear all over his body. It's exactly the same method my dad told me at the time. This kid still has real materials.

Sure enough, the stupid boy agreed without saying a word, and the two agreed to keep it secret at the same time, which was too righteous. When it was done, Huaxia glanced at me proudly. I smiled and shook my head, sighing in my heart, if this kid is a bad person, the police may really be able to do anything about him.

By the way, Huaxia also checked the household registration of the police officer surnamed Qiu, and it seems that he will not be willing to give this evil breath. I couldn't listen to what they were saying, and my heart was in turmoil.

In fact, it is quite a simple thing, and weishenme can become so complicated. Lin Hongzhi seemed to fall into the ravine inadvertently, how did he happen to fall into the soul-attracting spell? originally brought someone from the criminal police team as a helper, but this dog day turned out to be a villain, and he dared to put a black gun behind Lao Tzu's back. Finally crawling out of a tomb designed by a doctor of engineering, he encountered a group of policemen, and instantly changed from a positive character to a heinous villain who killed people without blinking. I also brought handcuffs, thanks to me for almost 30 years, I have never seen what real handcuffs look like, today I have gained knowledge, and I am handcuffed. If you can't get it right, you will come to a free two-day tour of the interrogation room of the criminal police brigade.

It may seem like it's unrelated, but I just feel like someone has choreographed it. The problem is that I've always been peace-loving, and I don't have grudges with anyone, so I really can't think of anyone who will deal with me. weishenme I want to feel that someone is going to deal with myself, not a few of us? It's because, this kid Huaxia is usually a second-pole, and he has been pretending to be crazy and stupid for many years, and it was purely an accident to follow me out. Besides, Lu Jieyu, not long after she came back from abroad, she looks beautiful, this kind of goods is afraid of falling off in the palm of her hand, and she is afraid of melting in her mouth, and it is too late to protect her, who would think of dealing with her. As for Xu Mingxiang, it was even more of an accident, obviously it was none of her business, so she had to chase and shout to come to this troubled water, and falling into this game can only be regarded as an unbeautiful encounter.

If it's just fighting for me, weishenme wants to attack Lin Hongzhi, he is Huaxia's uncle, not my uncle, if you want to deal with Huaxia, weishenme Li Baoguo's target is me, not Huaxia? Problem after question bypasses in the mind. Around, around, it dizzies me. I couldn't control my sleepiness anymore, I fell asleep on Lu Jieyu's shoulder, and I didn't ask anyone if Lu Jieyu agreed with me before I went to sleep.

About six hours later, we returned to Chengdu. I was woken up by Lu Jieyu, and she didn't sleep all the way. Sometimes I think she really doesn't need to rest, she is full of energy, where is she like a person who has been dangling in front of the ghost gate? After getting out of the car, I have entered the gate of the criminal police brigade. Then, we were separated.

I was taken to a black, airtight room, where the police uncuffed my right hand and handcuffed it to a fixed chair in the room, like a felon. He asked me to wait before leaving, and I asked him if he could give me a cigarette, and the comrade completely treated me as air, and he didn't let out a single fart, so he closed the door. It's pitch black in the room, what are you waiting for? Can I generate my own electricity and sparkle in the darkness?

I touched the jade on my chest, and called Aunt Yuyan in a low mood: "Come out and sit for a while!" ”

Aunt Yuyan smiled bitterly in her head, and said: "Big nephew, this is the police station, the place where Haoran righteousness gathers, the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods all automatically retreat, I am in this jade, I can't stand it, if I come out, the most haode will be scattered." ”

I thought to myself, where could it be so serious.

At this time, the door of the room opened, the light outside the door was a little dazzling, the person at the door was a black shadow, he couldn't see what he looked like, he walked to the table in front of me in two steps, sat down, and turned on the lamp on the table. My temper came up at once.

Scolded: Li Baoguo, I'll fuck your ancestors!