Volume IV, 164: Desperate Fisher
"Hello everyone, welcome to listen to a tricky show brought to you by Brother Chen - reading the standard tone test version of the dead who don't pay for their lives, that's right, once you don't read it accurately, you have to be unlucky to start all over again aha
"I am a wolf from the north, walking in the endless wilderness, the terrible north wind blows, the long yellow sand sweeps, I only grit my cold teeth, and give two long howls, not for anything else, but for the legendary beautiful grassland"
"The next song is Fei Xiang's "A Fire in Winter", you are like a fire in that winter, the raging flame warms my heart, every time you quietly approach me, the firelight illuminates me, your big eyes are bright and flickering, like the brightest one in the sky"
"If you're not stressed out after this level of difficulty, there's a song that I loved for a while, because it just can't stop reading!"
"From the second level of difficulty, Jay Chou's old song "Nunchucks", friendly reminder, no ventilation, oh, the smell of smoke in the rock burning shop is permeated, next door is the mother of the Guoshu Museum store, there are three sections of teaching fists and feet martial arts, the boss practices iron sand palms, plays Yang's gun, hard foundation, kung fu, is the best at gold bell covers, iron cloth shirts, their son, I am used to hearing and seeing what knives, guns and sticks since I was a child, I have played with what weapons, I like nunchucks the most, soft and belt, I just want to go to Songshan, Henan Province to learn what to do with Shaolin and Wudang, breathe and breathe at ease"
"I bought a watch last year, what kind of broken name are you TMD"
Fisher couldn't read it anymore. It's crazy that I can't catch it in one go!
He has been in this position for a long time since he first held the mirror in his hand, followed the name with his eyes, and held the Blade of Destruction with his other hand, and made a gesture of stabbing with the Blade of Destruction, but until he finished reading all the pages that a mirror could hold, he still hadn't stabbed it yet!
Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Trailing behind a man who was running wildly, his feet kept running like a motor, but his upper body did not move. The sword in his hand was even stiffer in one position for more than two minutes. There are only two mouths left to move up and down in a convulsive manner, looking like a stupid [force]. If he were to watch from the sidelines, he would definitely laugh so hard that he couldn't stand up with laughter when he saw such a scene. It's too comedic. can be a party. He wants to cry now.
Instant translation through evolutionary systems. I finally read these three songs correctly, but I didn't expect to turn the page and still have such full lyrics.
"See here. I have to say that your reaction speed and patience are very strong, and you can actually survive two levels, but don't worry, for some classic old songs that are widely sung, Brother Chen, I have absolute confidence, I believe that it can make you unforgettable for a lifetime, such as this song from Beyond's Cantonese version of "Sea and Sky", which is the third level of difficulty, I hope you will like it"
"With the heavenly puppet, the cold night is tired of the color (sei) Biao (biu) over, crooked enough to stay in the ground monk puppet Biao (biu) cloud sail, tired of wind and rain, mouth rigid, a tired point of the Qingying Sect, rainbow sea, inside and even, good neighbors, more show times (cei) welcome, wolf smoke and morning show, never put the black pot, monk sect like mulberry"
If the above is only a sign of a bad start for Fisher, then after turning another page, there is still a full page below, "Wow! Brother Chen, I'm shocked, you can actually survive the third level of difficulty in reading the standard tone beta version of the dead man, no, since you are so strong, then I am going to make a special move, and the following will be the fourth level of difficulty from Mu Shen Eminem's NotAfraid, get ready, the music will play. ”
“I’mnotafraidtotakeastand,EveryboducongmetakemyhandIguess,We’llwalkthisroadtogether,throughthestom,Whateverweather,coldorwarm,Justletyouknowthat,you’renotalone”
Don't assume that a familiar language is completely free of reading disabilities, and don't be distracted by the need to consider whether the tongue and mouth shape can produce the translated sound.
Because it's just a normal state, it's just a name, not a song, and it's okay to omit some word sounds, just understand the general meaning, which is to read every word completely. can be deeply affected by the effect of Eminem's singing in his memory, he looks at these words he is familiar with, and always unconsciously wants to sing them, and he can't read them at all.
And what can be predicted is that in addition to this fourth difficulty, there are five, six, seven, eight, and so on. That's what this bastard was doing when he was hunting down the chengguan!
Fisher finally knew that Chen Xi had never looked back, because it was not that he was not aware of his arrival at all, but that he did not need to look back at all, and he had enough confidence to believe that he would not be able to read his name correctly!
"Bastard, you actually brushed me again!!" Fisher wanted everything to go back to the beginning, and then take out this nasty bastard in the first place.
And what angered Fisher the most was that after these few minutes of delay, Chen Xi was close to the edge of the Truth Word Formula.
At this moment, Chen Xi's hateful voice came from the front: "Why don't you read it, do you already feel collapsed, I can't read it anymore, but it's a pity that I have prepared a lot of things in the back, like some Japanese strange English reading, I have a special recitation skill and so on." It's a shame that it's all going to be wasted right now. ”
But even if he was mocking, Chen Xi didn't forget his business, and he still kept running forward without even looking back. Because he never gets carried away until he actually sees the results. Unless there is another purpose, as is the case now, the use of verbal stimuli makes Fisher even more angry, loses his normal thinking and reason, and behaves impulsively and without consideration.
Really. This disregard made Fisher even more angry. The shouting voice was a few degrees higher: "Don't worry, I will not let you go!" ”
"Who wouldn't be able to say big things, and you can only rely on this ability to change the rules so that I can't hurt you, if I break the effect of the Truth Word. Is it hard for me to be able to do it with your inherent abilities? Chen Xi continued to say disdainfully. You'll only be the one who will die! ”
When he said this. Chen Xi had already taken the [Blade of Straight Death] out of the space.
As soon as the silver blade appeared in the air, the will to die contained on it gave all the creatures in the range an unparalleled sense of presence and threat, and even Friedlin, who was far behind the two of them, felt a little frightened.
"What a terrifying ability. Although it can be seen from the additional spiritual power above that the master who has this will to die is not very outstanding in terms of strength, as long as I have this ability that seems to be able to destroy all things, even if I have a much higher strength than her, I don't dare to do it easily, and that is a mistake will be the price of complete disappearance, and even the soul cannot remain. ”
Fisher's eyes shrank even more, and he no longer doubted whether Chen Xi could break the confinement of [Nabu's Truth Saying].
"It's really [Straight Death Blade], this can be said to be a chicken rib, and it can be said to be an extremely powerful prop, which can only have an effect under extremely special circumstances, at that time I also considered that the probability of encountering it was too low, and the exchange could not be drawn, but I didn't expect that this time it was actually hit by me in this extremely special situation, when neither of us could cause damage to each other"
Thinking of this, Fisher is very clear that he can only release the last hole card. Facing Chen Xi, who was about to reach the edge of the confinement of the Truth Word Method, he had no energy left to leave the last ability to change the rules as an additional insurance.
"I didn't expect that under the premise of having such a huge advantage, I would be forced to the extent that I had to play the last hole card, this guy's scheming strength is really not to be underestimated, but fortunately, on the last day of the [Era Summit], it should be clear who the real person is, and when the time comes, if you have precautions in advance, you won't know anything like this time, resulting in a lot of losses."
While Fisher was thinking, his mouth finally opened, and he read out loud: "Take the name as the thing that he represents, supplemented by the name of the three words, and use my mouth to follow the law!" ”
As soon as the words fell, another mysterious aura spread rapidly from where Fisher's body stood, and in the blink of an eye, it covered a radius of 100 meters.
Before this breath was about to be exhausted, the [Nabu Mantra Dharma] took effect for the second time, and the golden wedge-shaped handwriting on the surface flickered, and the entire area covered by the confinement was enveloped by the same kind of aura.
Under its influence, the rules of this world have changed again.
According to Fisher's content, the name of the owner can only be limited to three words. In this way, Chen Xi will no longer be able to delay his attack with such a super complicated name.
"You are dead, this time, no one in heaven and earth will be able to save you!"
Fisher glanced contemptuously at Fredlin, who was rushing over with all his might in the distance, smiled coldly, and gradually moved his gaze back to the mirror aimed at Chen Xi, and the sword of destruction in his hand, Ullander, was also lifted again.
But unlike the previous time, this time, he won't miss.
It can be said that Fisher's mood at this moment is very complicated, that is, there is a sense of pleasure that is released after a long period of forbearance, there is also a feeling of being satisfied with the expectations accumulated by hard work and hard work, and it is also a sense of pride to be able to defeat Chen Xi, a perverted and powerful enemy. It is no exaggeration to say that this mission was the most difficult he had ever experienced, but it was worth it, because he could laugh at his enemies to his heart's content.
"I have to say, in the end, I won, at most, you can only take the [Time Hourglass of the Reverse World Realm] back, but it must be exchanged in full, there is no difference between having and not having it."
However. At just one glance, Fisher, who was conceiving his post-war speech, was completely stupid.
"Is there any mistake, there is no response!"
The situation reflected on the mirror has not changed in any way, it is still the full length of words, and the content I want does not appear at all, the name of the three words.
"How can it be ineffective, this is impossible, there must be something wrong!" Fisher looked over and over again, feeling like he was going crazy.
"Is it broken?" Chen Xi stopped to destroy the Truth Word Lotion and looked at Fisher, who was stunned. Kindly leaned over and reminded. "Do you want me to help you see, before the big change, I had a lot of high-tech professional maintenance business."
In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, Chen Xi enthusiastically promoted his past achievements.
"For example, professional repair of nuclear submarines, reactors, warships, nuclear warheads refurbished, polished, waxed. I also engaged in the recycling of second-hand aircraft carriers. Cleaned the oil tank of the aircraft carrier. Space shuttle maintenance and replacement of three filters, high-altitude work scrubbing satellites, surface dust removal and so on. In addition, there is a wholesale business, whether it is F22, F35, B2 or MiG fighters and bombers, or M1A2 Leopard IIA6 and other main battle tanks, you can get it, the most important thing is that the quantity is preferred, and there is an invoice guarantee. ”
"You were in the military-industrial system before the Great Change?" Fisher asked with some astonishment, he thought that Chen Xi was engaged in administration, otherwise he would not be so shameless.
"Almost." Chen Xi naturally did not say that he had come up with these businesses, mainly because he planned to train more professional military talents, so as to prepare for the integration of military forces after controlling the countries of Southeast Asia.
There is no way, as long as you have watched a few episodes of military intelligence observation programs and newspapers, everyone knows how much water there is in Southeast Asia about this aspect. Take the Philippines as an example, even if you buy a missile produced by Eagle Sauce, and then take it out and use it after a few years, you will immediately start to hit your own people, who can rest assured that you can use such people. Unfortunately, many of his efforts have been in vain.
"Well, then you can help me take a look."
Looking at Chen Xi, who seemed to be reminiscing about the past years with deep eyes, Fisher, who was confused, handed the mirror to a position where the two could look together, and at the same time made some additions and said: "There shouldn't be a problem, this [Yan Pi Baojian] is the second time I use it after I get my hands on it, and it won't break down so quickly." ”
"Could it be a display problem, or you try to take care of yourself, so that the result of the reaction is the most obvious, and you can directly determine whether there is a problem at this point." Chen Xi made a very reasonable suggestion.
"Well, that's right, I gave my own name, of course I know it myself, it's not a good idea, you can see if it's a problem at once,." Fisher couldn't help but nodded, and suddenly felt that Chen Xi's suggestion was too crucial, so he immediately followed it.
Fisher turned the mirror around, turned to himself, faced Chen Xi, and asked, "Help me see if the name is the same as him, wait, why do I feel a little wrong, what is the relationship between this guy and me, and he kindly reminded me!" ”
At this time, the dizzy Fisher finally realized what he had just done, and he was accidentally fooled into revealing his name.
"Made, what do you think of me to dare to play with me like this!"
Fisher was out of anger at this moment, completely ignoring the fact that under the current rules, if the name is not pronounced correctly, the attack will not have an effect at all, and he will directly swing his sword and slash at it.
However, it was a pity that the Sword of Destruction that contained the slow anger of the Dark Landel slashed at Chen Xi's head with no effect at all, and as soon as it touched the surface of his body, he lost all his strength. The continuous chopping did not even cut off a single hair, but because the chopping was too intense, Fisher became out of breath.
Looking at Fisher, who was about to be mad, Chen Xi showed an innocent expression: "Demeanor, pay attention to demeanor, don't be so manic, I just put forward a very reasonable opinion from your point of view, even if you don't accept it, you don't need to be so angry, and there are still things that haven't been done." We need to go back to the question we just asked, and here I can tell you very solemnly that there is nothing wrong with your mirror, and your name is the same as what is reflected in the mirror. ”
"Are you planning to kill me now?"
Fisher finally calmed down at this time, looked at Chen Xi who was unscathed, and said with a decadent face: "Congratulations." You are the last person to win, and you can go back with that [Time Hourglass of the Reverse World Realm], as the victor, you can completely humiliate me at this time, but rest assured, I will never beg for mercy. ”
He was already sure that Chen Xi must have relied on his own reasons to keep the name still the original one, which showed that he had been prepared.
It is precisely because of this that Fisher despairs of himself. He had a feeling that all this was a trap set by Chen Xi.
"Didn't it irritate me from the beginning. to the back of the continuous set of traps for pit damage. Forcing me to have a bitter hatred for you is all to affect my behavior and thoughts, and I will not think about killing you immediately, but will slowly humiliate and blow you when the victory is in my hands. Take full revenge on the hatred you have brought. Deliberately spending so much time with me here. Have you long thought about using my abilities? ”
Chen Xi nodded and said, "That's right." You're exposing your abilities too early, and the effect of changing the rules is very powerful, but as long as you can anticipate the rules you intend to change. You can be prepared in advance. Part of the reason for the appearance of these chengguan members is to force you to react in a certain situation that I have in mind. Under the premise of insufficient strength, there are only a few rules you can use to turn the tables. ”
"But even if you know it, you don't have to be so desperate, to be honest, I don't have any plans to kill you now." Chen Xi said his thoughts very calmly, "At least it will wait until the [Nabu Mantra Dharma] disappears." ”
But the meaning of these words did not bring a little relief to Fisher, because according to some of what Chen Xi said before, he had already roughly guessed what the other party's plan was.
"You want to use the influence of the rules and the effect of the [Nabu Mantra] to hinder the power of hell and even the church, so that those people underground can get out of the earth safely?"
"Well, not only do I plan to use those demon hunters who have gone out of the world to propagate the truth of the day, and the mass radio broadcasts in the tunnel, what I need is living evidence, and nothing can be more powerful than the unanimous presentation of hundreds of thousands of people." Chen Xi replied proudly.
"After all, as a pure bad person, what I hate most is not the good guys, but those who are obviously bad guys, but act in the name of good people, that will only make me feel extremely disgusting, because doing evil things in the name of good is more unscrupulous and unprincipled than doing evil things in the name of evil, they have a glamorous skin, and they don't have to worry about being found ugly underneath. So. One of my favorite things to do is to peel back this layer of hypocrisy and let the truth shine in the light of day. ”
"If not, I will completely destroy them by the most drastic means."
Chen Xi explained his philosophy to Fisher: "Then this world will be able to develop according to the model I like, and humanity will once again go through a round of fear and despair trials, and those who survive will be the best part of it, they will take over the fire of civilization and carry it forward, and this time, there will not be some people who make me bad and steal the final power." ”
But before Fisher could think of anything from these words, Friedlin, who had already caught up at this time, heard Chen Xi's answer, and couldn't help but ask with a wry smile: "Is my behavior also in your calculations?" It has shattered my faith and made me feel hopeless for the future, so much so that I will hand over the [Hourglass of Time in the Reverse World] to you? ”
"That's a surprise, I've actually discovered Fisher's malice towards you, but I've always liked to think about the worst of the situation, so I'm ready to use the other hand, this [Straight Death Blade] was originally intended to be used to threaten you, if you don't hand over the [Time Hourglass of the Reverse World Realm] to me, I will destroy the [Gate of Hell], but I didn't expect that there was a result that was the best for me, you actually thought so highly of me, and helped me stop him, so I was embarrassed to kill you."
Chen Xi said with a helpless expression. From the sincerity he felt, Fredlin had no doubt that if he hadn't made that choice, this guy would really have been ruthless.
It was also at this time that the [Gates of Hell], which had been stable for a while, finally changed.
As if the army for teleportation had been prepared, a large number of purple-black thunderbolts began to emerge from the outside, flashing in all directions, and inside, jet-black smoke rushed out from the inside, and then rushed to the bottom of the cloud with a strange scream.
The problem is that they are no longer able to harm anyone within the confines of the Mantra of Nabu. (To be continued......)