Chapter 502: When it's time to install B, you have to put on B
Sha Qing looked Sha Lin up and down like a madman, and didn't say anything.
Sha Lin was still immersed in his imagination: "I noticed that Che Yongbo's bulletproof vest is still on his body, although I don't know why Wang Lu's idiot still hasn't grabbed his bullets, but this is just the opportunity for the two of us." Let's team up to kill Che Yongbo first, grab the bullet, and then go to find that old Yu - that old guy is over 60 years old, even if he has been a soldier, he has no money, kill him and grab the gun, our buddies will immediately go away! ”
Sha Qing said coldly: "Yes, then you shoot me in the back again, and live happily alone with guns and ammunition." ”
Sha Lin was stunned: "Sha Qing, what do you mean by this?" ”
Sha Qing looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one around, he lowered his voice and said: "You are a pig's brain, there are only about a hundred and ten bullets, even if we have no bullets, how many zombies can we kill with one zombie shot?" What are you going to do when you run out of bullets? ”
"Do you think you can take down a town, a health center, and a reservoir power station with these bullets? What the hell do you think this hydropower station is radish and cabbage, and you can pick it up in the field? ”
"Wang Lu, this guy, in addition to strength, also has luck, he is one step ahead of others, and he wants to go to the countryside to build a foundation, this is where he is smart. The hand is fast and the hand is slow, the person who eats the first crab makes a fortune, and the person who follows can only eat fart, you also want to draw a gourd to develop in this countryside, but can you have such good luck as Wang Lu? Everyone has the idea that you don't know how many people will die in order to grab a power station! You have such a few guns and bullets in this mess, and you will wait for me to collect your body when the time comes. Damn, you'll become a zombie when you die, and I'll have to work hard to chop off your stinky pig's head with an axe. ”
Shalin said unconvinced: "Maybe we still have the luck to get another bullet?" ”
Sha Qing was angry: "Say that you are a pig, you are a pig, if this bullet is really so easy to find, Wang Lu and they will not find it themselves?" Still waiting for us to pick up the slack? Have you forgotten our previous experience of going to police stations, armed police squadrons, and military subdivisions in urban areas to look for guns and ammunition? Damn, those places have been turned upside down for a long time, and you haven't even seen a single bullet. I was beaten several times. ”
Sha Lin remembered his past experience and was a little embarrassed, Sha Qing persuaded him not to go to those places early in the morning, and the two were not familiar with the people in Yonggang City. Looking for a police station, you have to look through the map, where are the natives who are familiar with geography, and when the two of them struggle to find the place, they don't even have a fart.
But Shalin was still a little unwilling: "But it's a pity to waste such an opportunity, you, you won't really be blinded by this worthless cashier position, right?" What's the matter, you really want to live in Yashan? ”
Sha Qing hated his father and glared at Sha Lin, and finally sighed: "I also said these words to you for the sake of brotherly affection for many years - listen to me." Put away this mind and live a good life in Yashan. ”
"There is one thing that I am very convinced of in the words of the leader of Wang Lu, that is, it will not be a plate of loose sand."
"At the beginning of this apocalypse, the big guys could still fight on their own and support themselves, but now the way of the world has changed, and it is different. Look. The zombies are becoming more and more flexible, and the intelligent corpses are even more anti-heaven existences, and the survivor groups like the base. It is even more overwhelming that there is no place for lonely ghosts like us, and if we don't hug together, sooner or later it will be a dead word. ”
"Yashan, I think it's good, even if the leader of Wang Lu doesn't care, but look at what he does, it's fair, and it can be regarded as our buddy's luck to be able to eat under such a boss. Not to mention, as soon as I arrived at Yashan. gave me an official position, and with the skills of the two of us, this will be the same in the future. ”
Sha Qing patted Sha Lin on the shoulder: "Let me tell you one last time, do you really think that warehouse is undefended?" Old Yu is easy to deal with at his age? I'll tell you, I've seen the safe where the gun was placed, and it's more than half a man tall. There are two keys, one on me and one on the leader of the king's road. ”…,
"Brother, if you want to die, come to me and ask me for the key."
Sha Lin watched Sha Lin walk away, and was stunned for a long time before muttering: "Don't people just have some ideas, what's the matter, I can't think about it, cut, I don't know how many people like me have the idea of fighting that pistol today." ”
Sha Qing didn't hear Sha Lin's muttering, he couldn't understand this partner who grew up with a little bare ass, he was impulsive when he encountered something, and rushed forward, but after being splashed with cold water, he would soon be deflated.
After Sha Qing scolded Sha Lin with a slap in his face, he knew that he would definitely not do stupid things again, and Sha Qing was now anxious to do one thing, one thing that could please Wang Lu.
Sha Qing already understood the reason why Wang Lu kept emphasizing public ownership, wasn't it because of the batch of bullets on Yongbo's body.
Wang Lu was unwilling to use strong means to seize the bullet vest on Che Yongbo's body, so Qu Li turned around and put all the items under public ownership, and even handed over his secret pistol, didn't he just want to lure out the bullets hidden in Che Yongbo's hand.
It's okay for Che Yongbo to hand over the bullet, if he is unwilling to hand it over, then Wang Lu will have a legitimate reason to clean up Che Yongbo, and it will not cause dissatisfaction among everyone in Gulin Town, everyone will only think that Che Yongbo deserves it, and he doesn't know how to lift it. Wang Lu let Che Yongbo, a lone traveler, suddenly sit in a high position, which had already aroused jealousy and hatred - Xu Jianguo's family of five secretly didn't know how many cool things Che Yongbo had said, what predecessors planted trees and later people took advantage of the cold, went up the mountain to pick fruits and pick up cheap people, etc., at that time, Wang Lu used Che Yongbo's refusal to hand over public property as an excuse, killed people and grabbed bullets, and no one would speak for Che Yongbo.
A good means, it is really a good means, and the people who can occupy one side as the leader are really not fuel-efficient lamps.
With a gun and bullets, when Wang Luai gives the gun and bullets to whomever he wants, he will give it to him to wear it himself, and no one else will say anything.
Of course, if Wang Lu really does this, it will be a little rougher, and it is not a good thing to kill people and seize things. Since Shaqing went to Yashan, looking at Wang Lu's style of doing things, he still insists on being above board.
Therefore, Sha Qing decided to give Wang Lu another favor. With the vanity of both face and lining.
Sha Qing decided to knock Che Yongbo to let him know that his bullet vest was not a secret, and he still took the initiative to hand it over to the public early.
Secrets are only valuable if they are not known. If it is known, it often becomes a life-urging charm, and it is easy to attract death.
Che Yongbo hasn't handed in the bullet vest so far, it's not that he thinks his secret is unknown, if he is stabbed by himself, he should know if he is smarter, and Wang Lu must also know. The reason why people didn't force their hands was just to keep a little face. This cheeky skin, you have a face when you give it face, you really don't want to be ashamed, it's even lifeless.
However, Sha Qing searched in the town for a long time, but did not find Che Yongbo. Sha Qing chuckled in his heart, this car Yongbo wouldn't be saying goodbye. I can guess Wang Lu's thoughts, can't Che Yongbo think of it? He must not have been reluctant to let go of his bullet vest, so he simply left.
Che Yongbo, Che Yongbo. You fool, since Wang Lu knows that you have a bullet in your hand, and he has gone to great lengths to set up such a big game, can he still let you slip away? The day you leave the cliff mountain is the day you stand up for the corpse!
Although Sha Qing and Che Yongbo didn't deal with each other, and even secretly betrayed him to curry favor with Wang Lu, thinking that Che Yongbo was really going to die, he still felt sad about the death of a rabbit and a fox in his heart, and he stomped his feet: "Damn, this is all fate." The surname Che, today in the coming year, my brother will burn paper for you. ”
At this moment, Wang Lu is at home, changing Litou's diapers with Chen Wei, because there are no diapers when he gets up early this morning. couldn't wait for Wang Bi'an to find the three giants of the finance department to bring it, so Chen Wei had to use old cloth to temporarily make diapers instead. …,
The pear head is now big, and he will hum a few times before peeing and, in order to show "ask for instructions early and report late", but today because of the unfamiliar diaper, the pear head is a little unaccustomed, and he didn't hum, but as a result, a bubble of stool was pulled in the diaper, and when Chen Wei found out, the poop was even stained on his legs.
Chen Wei hurriedly undressed and changed the diaper of the pear head with Wang Lu, Xie Ling was busy wiping her body with hot water, afraid that the pear head would catch a cold, so everyone could only squeeze into the bathroom and turn on the bath bomb and oil tin to keep warm.
The pear-headed person is big, and the poop stinks a lot, Wang Lu is holding a diaper full of stool, and he is frowning.
Xie Ling wrung a hot hand towel and handed it to Chen Wei, while opening the diaper that Wang Bi'an had newly received, and was about to change it for the pear head, but she had to avoid the dirty diaper in Wang Lu's hand, and couldn't help complaining: "You just toss, what kind of public ownership is done in a good manner, everything belongs to the public, you look at you, even the pear head uses diapers, you have to report, hell, up and down this cliff mountain, except for the pear head, who else uses diapers?" What's more, I heard that the Finance Department even confiscated the gifts that everyone gave to Chen Qiong, and this is not how to do it, this is a family raid and extermination! ”
Wang Lu didn't dare to talk, hehe smiled, and slipped out of the bathroom like an escape.
Chen Wei's voice came from behind the bathroom door: "Sister, don't blame your brother, it's difficult for him, how many pairs of eyes are staring at him up and down, he has to pretend to come out." Who doesn't know what kind of treatment the ambassador of the dignified superpower has, he has to carry his own bag to eat a cheap hotel and eat a roadside stall, why didn't he go to Iraq and Libya to play this hand, he can eat a roadside stall in our country and ride a bicycle without being killed by a human bomb, which just shows that our country is happy and safe, but there are still so many brainless people who will believe that he holds his stinky feet. When it's time to pretend, it's time to pretend. Didn't those men say anything about pretending to be B and pretending to be B to be struck by lightning? But if you don't install B when you should install B, it's even more stupid B. ”
Xie Ling smiled and said, "Sister, when did you learn these nonsense words?" ”
Chen Wei smiled: "It's not Lu Kai's kid, his stinky mouth, all day long, wow, today's high school students, all have been affected by society." ”
Wang Lu shook his head with a wry smile outside, and walked towards the living room, but saw Feng Haiqi sitting on the sofa, and Chen Qiong was busy serving him tea and handing melon seeds and peanuts.
Wang Lu said cheekily: "Yo, Minister Feng, do you have time to come to the door?" Chen Qiong, remove the melon seeds and peanuts, let's return everything to the public. "--Wang Lu hated Feng Haiqi so much, it wasn't that Feng Haiqi was unwilling to use violence to collect the bullets of Che Yongbo, why did he bother to play a Tai Chi boxing so much, and put a public ownership spell on his head?
Chen Qiong looked at Wang Lu, and then at Feng Haiqi, who was indifferently holding a teacup to warm his hands, and his eyes rolled: "Oh, the water in the kitchen is boiling, I'll pour the water." "I turned around and slipped away.
Damn, in this world, Lao Tzu can't even move his own daughter.
Wang Lu sat down on the sofa with a snort, grabbed a handful of peanuts and deliberately made a clattering sound to peel and eat.
Feng Haiqi asked Wang Lu to make a gesture, and took another sip of tea before saying, "Xiao Zhou took a few people to stand guard at several entrances and exits. You gave the order, right? ”
Wang Lu paused, threw the peanuts in his hand into the plate on the table: "I know I can't hide it from you." ”
"That's right, I ordered it. I'm the captain of the Yashan production team. Assign the Ministry of Armed Forces to carry out a small task, and you don't have to report to you, the minister, for everything, right? ”
Feng Haiqi didn't care about Wang Lu's words with a gun and a stick, he just stared at Wang Lu and said, "You are wrong. ”
Wang Lu raised his eyebrows and almost stood up, but he quickly calmed down his emotions: "I'm just in case, if someone doesn't have an open mind, then I have to ask Zhou Chunyu to teach him the rules - rest assured." I won't want his life, it's just that we Yashan saved him, so it's not too much for him to take something out and thank him. ”…,
Feng Haiqi still shook his head: "You are wrong. ”
Wang Lu finally couldn't help it, and slapped his thigh: "Okay, okay, anyway, I'm doing things this and that's wrong, I'm just an online editor, and I've never been an official." Let's ask you to be the leader of this cliff mountain. ”
Feng Haiqi carefully peeled a peanut, removed the red skin, and threw it in his mouth: "Although this peanut skin is nutritious." But my old man still likes to eat only peanuts. ”
Wang Lu was stunned, Feng Haiqi said to himself: "Everyone's heart, habits, and style of doing things are different, although it is the end of the world, but the character that is deep in the bones cannot be changed." I'm a person, it's okay to be the head of the police station to manage public security, but I really have to be in charge of the government and grasp the overall work. But no. ”
"But Xiao Wang, you are different. Although you are not good at martial arts, you are a journalist, and you know everything but you are not proficient in everything, which is a disadvantage, but it is also an advantage. If you look at the big people in charge, who is an expert in everything? The head of the administration can be an expert. But the mayor and governor don't have to be an expert, at this time, everything knows a skin, but it is a rare advantage, and it is the most important thing to generalize and control it all. ”
Wang Lu opened his mouth and stammered--I'm gone, and the humanoid Gundam Feng Haiqi actually knows how to pat on the back?
Feng Haiqi said: "That night, I objected to your use of violence to seize the survivor's private property, but to be honest, I didn't think of how to get the bullet in his hand in a logical way, but what opened my eyes was that you made a public ownership system the next day - no, it was wrong to say that public ownership was wrong, it should be primitive." ”
Yes, this primitive is nothing more than a scavenging and outdated thing, and it has even been criticized as hindering the development of the productive forces. But in this day and age, it's a wonderful system. ”
Wang Lu's expression finally eased, and he leaned back on the sofa: "Wonderful fart, I'm also cornered, you look at it, someone will definitely complain at that time, not to mention anything else, today my pear head bare ass to report to diapers is the most vivid portrayal." Hey, I can already imagine the finance department scratching their heads and making a quota. If the finance department is strong enough, they can set the quota for each person by three people, without considering the differences between each person and each family. The wonderful thing is that there are two people who have just arrived in Yashan, and they don't have many connections at all, so if they pat their heads to do things, they must be scolded to death by everyone. ”
Feng Haiqi said: "Xiao Wang, do you know why I just said that you were wrong? You're wrong about underestimating your management skills. Although you have never had management experience and do things out of tune, you can always aim at people's hearts and introduce policies that are like a whimsical stroke. In the past, getting married and adopting children were clever tricks, and this time the public ownership system is also very wonderful. ”
"In the end, it's your subconscious that sees through people's hearts today. People's minds are determined, and people's minds are united. Everyone is tired of fighting alone, in fact, as long as they are not too stupid, everyone knows that everyone should unite in order to find a way to survive in this last days. But it's not so easy to think about unity, not to mention anything else, like the base in the city, which is a negative example, the boss violently integrated his subordinates, it seems to be united, but in fact, it is only for his personal selfish interests, and people only gather around him out of fear. Although there are many elements of showmanship in what you do, you are really trying to realize that everyone is for me and I am for everyone. ”
"That's enough."
"I believe that this public ownership system will bring you unexpected surprises."
Shit, Wang Lu flattened his mouth, these careful thoughts of his own Feng Haiqi saw the bottom at a glance, then others are not fools, and they can see through their tricks. The hole cards are all revealed, and there will be a fart surprise.
At this moment, a figure hurriedly ran in from outside the door, it was Lao Yutou, and a layer of fine sweat oozed from his head because of a rush of running.
"Captain Xiao Wang, Captain Xiao Wang, look, what is this?" Old Yu Tou shouted all the way: "Just now I was leading people to set up shelves in the Yashan Grottoes to place supplies, and Che Yongbo came in and handed me something, good guy, you will never guess what ...... is" (to be continued) RQ