Chapter 22: The Wild Boar in Madness
I finally listened to this rather unreliable story from this stinky old man in a state of great impatience, and I don't know what it means to bring me to life, but I am a very good young man with a high degree of education, and I am still reluctant to believe these things.
I let out a long sigh and asked, "Old man, when can I go back when the story is over?" ”
The old man turned around and smiled and asked, "Your background is not as simple as you know, aren't you curious at all?" I shook my head, and he wiped his white beard and said, "Now you can go back." ”
After saying that, he pointed at me, and a spiritual light hit my hand, and my hand was burning for a while, and it was about to catch fire. Now that I'm obviously a spirit, I can still feel pain? Before I could think about it, a gust of wind burst out, and I was blown up, and the figure of the old man moved farther and farther away from me, until I could no longer see it.
I opened my eyes suddenly, and found myself lying in Lu Jieyu's arms, with tears dripping from her eyes on my face. It turned out to be just a dream, and the dream was more real.
I can clearly remember the white-haired old man in my dreams, but what did he say to me? I can't remember it all at once.
Lu Jieyu and the three of them were overjoyed when they saw me wake up. Lu Jieyu was even more emotionally uncontrollable, and she cried into my arms for a while, and asked indistinctly, "Is your life so worthless?" weishenme wants to block bullets with his body? You're really dead. ”
Although I was very happy, I was still a little baffled. I haven't known her for a few days combined. When she disappeared, I would be so worried and heartbroken. Why I was hurt, she was just as sad.
I patted her head lightly and smiled and said, "Little rich woman, it looks like you're ready to take care of me, right?" ”
As soon as she heard this, she popped out of my arms and slapped me on the injured part of my back, weishenme didn't hurt at all? Xu Mingxiang and Huaxia looked at me stupidly, and asked with some concern, "Laizi, are you okay?" ”
Was the place she just slapped my wound? They slowly removed the gauze and said that there was no trace of a wound on my back except for a little blood. I was just as surprised and puzzled as the three of them. Xu Mingxiang took out a warhead from the ground and said to herself: "This is obviously what I took out of your back?" How can it be? ”
Hua Xia shook his head, slapped me on the head and said: **Who is the demon? Recruit from the truth, otherwise Lao Tzu will greet you with boy urine!
I got up from the ground and moved my body, I didn't feel any discomfort, the only thing that was uncomfortable was some burning on the inside of my right forearm, I turned the inside of my forearm to look at it, and I didn't see anything wrong. God forbids me this time. As soon as I thought so, Aunt Yuyan's voice came to my head: "Little guy, your life is quite hard, but it's not God who bless you." Although I am in the jade, I can see everything that is happening very clearly. The people you just met are not simple at all. Then the topic changed and said: "Recently, I have been trying to sleep, I feel more and more like a human, and I may be the only ghost who can sleep in the world." ”
I said to Yuyan with some reproach: "Auntie, you knew that someone was going to put a black gun on me, and Weishenme didn't come out to help me block the bullet?" Also, do you know who that white-haired old man is? ”
But after Yuyan listened to my question, he never answered. Who is that white-haired old man I just met? Looks like he saved me. But I still thought it was just a dream.
Xu Mingxiang pulled me from behind and asked, "You can't be shot in the head, right?" What are you stunned about? ”
I came back to my senses and immediately said to them: "Yes, how can I forget my business, hurry up and pack my things, just take that little guy in your arms, just put it in your arms, don't put it in your bag, look at it and be pitiful, don't suffocate it." ”
Our mobile phones, watches, and compasses are still in a state of "strike" at this time. But when I was fighting with the ghost soldiers and ghost generals just now, the formation here had already been destroyed, and the fog had disappeared. We didn't know where we were, so we had to move forward blindly. I picked up my backpack and walked two steps before stopping and asking them, "It was Li Baoguo's dog who put the black gun on me just now, right?" ”
Hua Xia replied: "Look at the back should be him, after a shot, he ran faster than a dog, you fell to the ground unconscious, we don't care about chasing him, don't care, slowly clean him up after you go back." ”
Xu Mingxiang took a copper coin sword from her bag and gave it to me, and said, "I can use it later, the meteor demon is a life-saving trick, even if you use it, you can't save your life, then don't destroy this good sword." ”
I took it and saw that it was exactly the same as mine, and if I hadn't started to watch my sword fall apart, I would have thought it was mine. Xu Mingxiang, who is your mother-in-law, weishenme will have the copper coin sword of our Duxu faction?
With a stomach full of questions, I took the lead and walked deeper into the woods.
It turned out that from the time I got on the highway, I found that it was correct that someone was following me, the person who followed us was Xu Mingxiang, and the person who followed me in the county town was also her. This woman is too obsessed, and where did she learn her skills. There are very few people in this world who can use occult magic, and I am a three-legged cat at most. Look at her frame and my old man have to fight.
I couldn't help but ask all these questions, I thought that when it was appropriate, Xu Mingxiang would explain it herself. As for Li Baoguo, how much Lin Hongzhi was recruited has something to do with him. He hacked me, and he definitely didn't want me to cure Lin Hongzhi. What secret does he have behind him?
After walking for about an hour, the sky began to darken, not because it was dark, but because the trees here were too thick, and the branches and foliage were almost blocking the sky. Xu Mingxiang, who was behind me, suddenly whispered, "Stop!" ”
I stopped my steps and turned around, and we squatted down around Xu Mingxiang. I asked, "What's wrong?" Sister Mingxiang? ”
Xu Mingxiang shaved the ground in front of him with a broken sword, and then put the tip of the sword in front of his nose and sniffed it and said: "There are wild boars living here, we have to move lightly next, these beasts that have been in the deep mountains and old forests for many years are large in size and fierce, and it is enough for us to provoke one, and I estimate that there are more than one or two here." ”
Huaxia disdainfully "cut" and said: "I really don't believe that this wild boar can bite, so I held back the fire in my belly, these beasts dared to come out, and Lao Tzu gave it a disembowel, and it happened to eat a whole pig banquet at night." ”
I was just about to hurt him when a rapid, dull hoof cuffed my words. I looked up, a behemoth not far behind Huaxia rushed over, in the blink of an eye it was less than twenty meters away from Huaxia, I finally saw clearly, it was really a wild boar, I could see that its eyes were red, and it was glowing, it seemed that this pig was really fierce.
I pulled Lu Jieyu and ran back, Huaxia found a nearby tree, and climbed up with all her might, and then looked at Xu Mingxiang, she was already standing on the branch next to Huaxia, and no one saw how she went up. This mother-in-law is a monkey, right?
The wild boar went straight to the tree in Huaxia, ignoring the three of us at all. The wild boar crashed headlong into the tree that Huaxia was climbing, and Huaxia almost fell off without holding onto it. I only heard Huaxia pointing at me and yelling at the wild boar: "Brute, your old friend is him, don't look for me, I'm tight." ”
Xu Mingxiang watched all this from the tree, and she was very happy. Lu Jieyu and I also stopped and watched Huaxia's jokes. I shouted, "Huazi, it's time for you to perform, and I want to eat wild boar too." "The condom this kid is wearing should be usable now.
I picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at Huaxia's ass, hitting the target. Huaxia scolded: "Laizi, you are in trouble when you see your brother in dog's day, if you don't help, forget it, and you will fall into the well?" ”
I smiled and said: "Mr. Hua, this beast has a virtue with you to eat viagra, you kid should save some effort to hold the big tree, if it falls, it will be intimate with you, and it will be endless." ”
We laughed vigorously, Huaxia seemed to be unable to support it, I looked at Xu Mingxiang on the tree, she didn't mean to make a move at all, she didn't do it with her skills, did she let me make a move? I looked at her pleadingly, and she ignored it. This time it's my turn to panic, jokes are jokes, my friends with Huaxia for so many years, I can't watch him have an accident.
I had to bite the bullet and use my three-legged cat skills. I pulled out the copper coin sword from my waist and said silently: "Yin and Yang are different paths, and there is no way back for demons, collect them." The copper wall money sword in his hand flew towards the wild boar under the tree, and when it was still five meters away, it turned into a large net to trap the wild boar. I've never used this trick before, weishenme made such a smart move, I couldn't have opened the second pulse of Ren Du after I was injured, right? There are enough mysteries in my heart, and I don't care about this one.
The wild boar in the net did not diminish in the slightest, rolling all over the ground and roaring incessantly. The copper coin sword tightened the net tighter and tighter until the boar could no longer move.
Xu Mingxiang jumped down directly from the tree and said, "Little brother, if your old man knew that you used the demon net to catch pigs, he would have to give you two slaps." ”
She also knows about the Demon Net, I'll go!
At this time, Huaxia could no longer hold the big tree, fell from the tree, and fell on all fours, so painful that he cried out to the sky.
Xu Mingxiang walked to the wild boar and looked at it, her expression was very complicated, like worry, but also a little angry and anxious. After a while, she lifted the broken sword and plunged it directly into the pig's heart, and from time to time, the wild boar in the net died. The net turned into money and the sword flew back into my hands.
Huaxia didn't cry out for pain, and said in a weird manner: "A female comrade, I can't imagine that I can be so ruthless." ”
Xu Mingxiang was a little annoyed, and roared softly: "You know a fart!" After thinking for a moment, he felt the need to explain, and then continued: "This beast has been tricked, and it has completely lost its mind, and if I don't kill it, it will die even more painfully." ”
Xu Mingxiang is to help it get rid of it. I walked over and looked at the boar's carcass, but I didn't see any clues. Xu Mingxiang is what she says!
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