Chapter 32: Dumb

I nodded: "Not only is he dumb, but he is also deaf, just now we knocked on the door, knocked for more than ten minutes, and no one opened the door." "

The abbot stopped me: "No, if this person is deaf, why did he hear it when he shouted to buy a coffin?" "

I sighed, "Who knows?" "

Then I asked the young man, "Did you hear the baby's cry inside?" Just had a baby? "

The young man shook his head: "No." It's surprisingly quiet inside. "

While talking, the young man had already tied up the coffin, he took out the tractor and crank it, and said to us, "Thank you, thank you, I have to go." By the way, I remember when I came, our old man specially instructed me to buy a coffin and leave quickly, and not to look around inside. I think there are a lot of taboos in this coffin shop, so you'd better be careful. "

The abbot and I nodded and waved goodbye to the young man.

The tractor is gone. The abbot and I covered our ears and stood at the intersection worried.

I said to my abbot, "Looks like there's a problem here." Since no child was born, what did the Master do when he pushed the woman's soul through the door? "

The abbot thought for a moment: "I can't say for sure that there isn't." What if the child is asleep and the young man goes in and doesn't hear it? "

I pointed to my ears: "The movement of the broken tractor just now made my ears buzz now." Can the kid sleep? "

The abbot had to nod, and after a few seconds, he said stupidly: "Maybe this child inherited his parents and is also deaf." "

I waved my hand: "Don't talk nonsense, what should we do now?" "

The abbot hesitated and pointed to the black wooden door: "Or." Let's pretend to buy a coffin too? "

My eyes lit up: "This is a good solution, abbot, you have a lot of brains." "

The abbot smiled bitterly: "Do we really want to go in?" Xu You, I always feel that this is a bit evil here. Or let's think again. "

I said dissatisfiedly: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger, what if you don't go in?" "

The abbot said, "If you don't go in, you won't go in." Are there any children in there, what does it matter to us? Last night, the woman and we were not related. We don't care where her soul is detained. "

I glared: "Abbot, are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?" If we don't figure this matter out, can we know where my master came from? If you like to stay with him in the Great Temple, don't knock. "

The abbot scratched his bald head vigorously, thought for a while, and then reached out and knocked on the door for a while, shouting at the top of his voice: "Buy a coffin." "

Sure enough, after this voice was shouted, the black wooden door creaked and opened.

I peeked inside. I found that the yard was scattered and there were a lot of sundries. More crucially, there is no one in it.

I looked back at the abbot: "Who opened the door for us?" "

The abbot was a little nervous and said, "Is this door alive?" Can you drive it yourself? "

The two of us stood at the door and discussed for a while, and finally walked in boldly.

I had just walked into the gate when suddenly the abbot behind me screamed. The sound was so sudden that I shuddered and almost sat on the ground.

I didn't look back angrily: "You're paralyzed to death, what are you howling about?" "

I cursed only to find a thin man standing behind the gate. His whole body was covered in bones, and his eyes were rolling around, staring straight at the two of us.

The abbot was a little aggrieved, pointed at this person and said: "This kid opened the door and hid himself behind the door, as soon as I turned around, I suddenly saw such a guy, can I not be afraid?" "

The abbot and I were muttering and discussing as we looked at the man. The man looked at us twice, then gestured twice to the courtyard.

There are a lot of coffins in the yard, and it seems that he wants us to pick them.

I looked at the man and couldn't help but laugh: "Dude, are you really dumb?" "

The man looked at the sky, silently walked into the courtyard, and patted one of the coffins. The coffin made a thumping sound. And then he gave a thumbs up, meaning, you listen to this voice, good coffin.

I looked at the abbot: "Do you think this coffin is okay?" "

The abbot's eyes flickered: "I haven't bought it either." "

I nodded: "I haven't bought it either, but I've bought watermelon, and it doesn't seem to be very good."

If it weren't for the pile of coffins, the monk would probably be laughing. He waved his hand: "Xu You, you are really dead, you are so disrespectful to the dead, you really owe it to clean up." "

I was serious: "Abbot, I've eaten all the ghost food, broken jars and broken cans, what else do I have to be afraid of?" "

The abbot nodded again and again, clasped his hands together, and kept Amitabha, offending no wonder.

Seeing that I was not satisfied with the coffin, the mute patted another one. I shook my head and asked him, "Is there anything better?" "

The dumb man was a little confused, and looked at me as if he was thinking, "This kid is here to make trouble." "

When I saw that something was going to happen, I hurriedly said, "How about taking us into the house and seeing?" A good coffin should be placed in the house. What's going on in the yard with feng shui and sun? "

The dumb man hesitated, nodded anyway, and led us in.

There were more than a dozen coffins in the room.

I glanced around and saw pots and pans in the corner. Other than that, there are no household utensils. I couldn't help but wonder and asked, "Dude, where are you sleeping?" "

The mute patted the coffin next to him casually. I looked there and saw that the coffin was uncovered, with pillows and quilts inside.

The abbot and I couldn't help but nod: "What a strange person." "

Then, the two of us started picking the coffin again.

Of course, the purpose of this trip was not to buy a coffin, but the abbot and I were looking around the house when we suddenly noticed a small door in the wall. The two of us pointed to the small door and asked, "The best coffin is in here?" Then he walked briskly and pushed the door into the house.

However, the dumb man leaped up and stood in front of us. The expression is serious, and the eyes are terrifying.

The two of us laughed wryly: "Don't go in, don't go in." Pick outside. "

The abbot and I pretended to look at the coffin and asked in our ears, "How is it?" "

I whispered, "There must be something wrong inside that door." We'll have to find a way to get in. "

The abbot looked at the mute who was standing not far away with his arms crossed: "How do you get in?" This man is weird, he him off, maybe he will kill us both and bury him in a coffin. "

I waved my hand: "Forget it, if you really want to kill you, who will prepare a coffin for you." Let's go back now, and sneak in at night while he's not looking. "

The abbot nodded in agreement.

The mute can't speak, but he's not stupid. At this time, it can be seen that the two of us are not here to buy a coffin. So I'm not enthusiastic about shooting coffins to sell. One stood next to us, watching the two of us warily.

I quietly tapped my phone twice in my trouser pocket. Then, a bell rang. I pretended to call: "Hey? Lao Wang. I'm in the coffin shop. Yes, yes, buy a coffin for Lao Li. Isn't he not good? Yes? What did you say? Saved? Okay, okay, I'll be right back. "

Then, I put the phone in my pocket and looked at the mute with an apologetic expression: "Dude, I'm sorry. You can't buy this coffin. The doctors were very skilled and saved the people. "

The dumb man looked at the two of us coldly, not moving.

The abbot dragged me: "Don't be polite, let's go quickly." "

The two of us ran out of the coffin shop.

At this time, it was already afternoon. We didn't even eat lunch, and our hungry hearts were on our backs.

Although this is a suburb, but after all, it belongs to the category of the city, and there are still random restaurants, so I found a restaurant with the abbot, ordered a few dishes, and began to eat and drink.

The proprietress of the hotel is also a straightforward person, and she looked at the abbot with disdain while serving the food: "These monks are becoming more and more unruly." Coarse tea and light rice can't become a Buddha. I also want to eat stir-fried vegetables. "

The abbot blushed like a big apple, and he couldn't say anything, just lowered his head to eat.

I saw that the proprietress was probably a warm-hearted person, so I asked her, "Sister, I'll ask you about something." "

The proprietress smiled from ear to ear: "This young man can talk, let's talk, what is the matter?" "

I hesitated: "What's going on with that coffin shop in your village?" "

As soon as I mentioned the coffin shop, the proprietress suddenly changed her face. I thought to myself, "Oh no, did you annoy her again?" "

However, the proprietress was silent for a while and asked, "What are you asking about that coffin shop?" "

I pointed to the monk next to me: "This is a monk who has attained the Tao, and when he traveled around recently, he felt that something was wrong with the coffin shop, and it was inevitably a disaster for the neighbors, so he wanted to ask about the situation and see if he could help you solve this difficulty." "

The proprietress looked at the abbot who was eating with a mouth full of oil suspiciously: "Master? Just him? "

I hurriedly kicked the abbot. The abbot understood, and reached out to wipe the oil off his mouth. Standing up, he said, "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." In the eyes of poor monks, chicken, duck and fish are no different from grains. Poor monks eat them precisely because they know the way of cultivating Buddhism, not to stick to the precepts, but to cultivate the mind. "

I was stunned by these words.

I lived in the Dasheng Temple for a short time, and the abbot of Zhilu Dao worked very hard in order to deceive, often studying the scriptures, and a large number of scriptures came casually, some of which were more proficient than the true monks in the religious class. But I didn't expect him to be able to say such a big truth.

The abbot is a liar, and if a liar wants to succeed, he must first convince people that what he says is true. The abbot has been cheating in the Great Sage Temple for decades, and he is simply perfect in this regard. Expressions, speech, voice, body movements. Such a cooperation, like Mu Shengguang, frightened the proprietress at once.