Chapter 340: Preparing for War
On the other end of the phone, my mother was probably yelled at by me, and after a while, she said, "Okay, I'll go back at dawn." ”
"Definitely!"
"Well, it must be!"
After hanging up the phone, the civilian police have also called the police. At the same time, he hung up the phone and asked, "Do you know who did it?" ”
I ignored him, and the other question I was thinking about was that Wu Sheng couldn't find Tao Jing or my mother, who would be his next target? And judging by the timing, it's likely to be tonight.
I'm cāo! Do you want me to get a good night's sleep? I slept for four hours this afternoon, and I'm still sleepy. I'm not a machine.
Stop whining and think about who his next target will be. Isn't that what the movies say? Think from the perspective of a criminal. Now I am Wu Sheng, Ji Chengbao, that guy, killed my spirit pet, I hate him. But I can't beat him, I can only start with the people around him. The first target, his girlfriend Tao Jing. sneaked in with a wild dog, but couldn't find Tao Jing. The second target, his family. He also has a mother who lives alone in an old house. I also went, but I still couldn't find anyone. Was it discovered? I don't have a clue, let's go back first. Think about where else you can go next time?
His mother can go to see it again in the evening, or go to the ...... Spirit pet cat, he is the descendant of domesticating spirit pet cats, you can go to the old man who domesticated spirit pet cats.
Wife! His next target will definitely be the wife! I made sure of this, turned around and walked towards the elevator, and said, "Uncle policeman, please give full play to the spirit of helping others among neighbors and help tidy up Tao Jing's house." There is nothing missing at home, if you feel tired of tidying up, hire a part-time worker to tidy up. I'll reimburse you in a few days. When you leave, remember to close the door. ”
"Hey, hey! Ji Chengbao, you're back! The police will be there in a moment. ”
Now it's a police officer on a business trip who has a thief in his house, and by the time I go downstairs and get out of the elevator, the police car has already gone downstairs. It came too fast.
I got into the car and went straight to my wife's side. I don't know if I have time to eat my wife's dinner at this time. As soon as I got in the car, I called Black Beauty, what if she didn't cook my meal.
"Black Beauty ......"
"Da!" As soon as the call came through, I called and the black beauty hung up.
My car was already out of the city, and after hesitating, I still parked the car on the side, found a restaurant, ordered two dishes suitable for the elderly, and asked people to pack them before continuing to pass. In this way, there is no fear of running out of food. It's not that I'm targeting the black beauty, it's that her character is too difficult to serve, and I haven't had a good time with her since I was a child.
When I arrived at my grandmother's house, there were many cats squatting around the old yard. There is a leopard cat on the left and right on the pier. When I walked in, I said, "You two think you're lions?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, one of them opened his mouth very face-saving and gave a fierce "meow". I crouched down and looked at it: "That's not a lion's roar, that's a cat's meow!" ”
It was fierce, and seemed to be angry, and stretched out its claws towards me, and its upper body stepped back slightly, which was the position of the cat before the attack. I nodded its head: "It's good, spread the word, there will be a war tonight, let everyone go home, martial law!" ”
The cat "meowed" a few more times and jumped away. The cats in this yard are basically able to understand human speech, and it is easy to communicate. If the stupid Wu Sheng really dares to come to my wife's place tonight, it is estimated that it will be a dead end.
I walked in, the black beauty was not there, and the grandmother was lying on the rocking chair, slowly rocking, with a small cat lying in her arms.
"Woman, who gave birth to this little baby?"
When my wife saw me coming, she smiled and her whole face wrinkled into a flower. "Come and play? It's going to be dark before I come here. What's going on again? ”
"It's okay, I just miss my wife. Think of black and white impermanence. ”
"Didn't you have an accident when you came?"
I smiled awkwardly, and while pouring out the food packed from the restaurant, I asked, "Lady, the spirit pet dog we talked about last time, that family, if we fight him, do you say that if we fight him, will we win, or will they win?" ”
The wife laughed: "Are you so unconfident in my black and white impermanence?" Black and white impermanence is no worse than those stupid dogs. ”
I nodded, and just as I was about to speak, a black beauty's voice came from outside: "Have you eaten this dinner?"
Only then did I notice that she was carrying a lunch box in her hand, which was supposed to be for her mother-in-law. I didn't say to her angrily: "I called you just now to tell you that I came here to buy vegetables." But what about you? Before you even say that, you turn off the phone. ”
"Would you be so kind? The first time I met your brother, did you know him? You went to buy the food because I hung up the phone, right? ”
I gave her a thumbs up: "Women who are too smart, sometimes people don't like them," I said. She's so old, she doesn't have a boyfriend, she spends all day with these cats, and she doesn't know if she can get married in the future?
The grandmother still smiled and watched us quarrel, and in her opinion, it was a blessing to have children and grandchildren quarrel in front of her.
After eating, while Black Beauty was cleaning up, I followed her into the kitchen. watched her wash the dishes beside her, and she said in disgust: "If you don't help, go out!" What did you do this time around? ”
I don't even know why every time I come to see my wife, they think I'm in trouble. I looked outside, and the grandmother in the hall was chatting with her black and white impermanence. Black and white impermanence squatted on the table, stood up, looked at the wife, and listened very carefully to her old man's words. I lowered my voice and said, "I'm really in trouble this time." Maybe the family with the dog will attack us tonight. ”
The bowl in the black beauty's hand was unstable when it was clicked: "What? How did you get into trouble? How did you bring people here? Do you know how old the old woman is? Can she withstand the blow? What is the wife's going to do? We can't afford it! ”
"Didn't I come early? And last night my mom was all over the place, but fortunately, my mom worked the night shift and nothing happened. I also whispered to you that the leader of the team is not a person at all, and there should be no living people in their family anymore? ”
"You mean the leader is a ghost?"
"It's a corpse! He shouldn't have imagined that I would be here. I have a way to control him, but I don't want him to run away. Our cats also have a strong influence on corpses. Fight for the winner tonight. If it drags on any longer, I'm worried that my mom will be squatted by him once in the future, and there won't even be anyone to help. ”
"Corpses? A moving corpse? ”
"That's right! Let's have an eye-opener tonight. When I first came, I put all the cats in my house under martial law, and this time our cats roaming around the neighborhood should have returned. Be prepared when feeding your cat. ”
The black beauty rubbed the bowl vigorously and whispered, "How can I have such a relative as you?" ”
It was already completely dark, and the courtyard looked even more eerie. Countless fluorescent kitten eyes dangled in the dark. The black beauty takes care of the grandmother and lets the grandmother sleep first. My wife's age is really not suitable for the next activities. And the elderly, go to bed early at night and get up early in the morning. We can't guarantee that our cats are safe, after all, there are a lot of dogs in there. If the wife sees that the cat is injured, she will be distressed.
At 10:15 a.m., I called my mom to make sure she went to work, and I told her again that I couldn't go home tonight. I was worried that she would have to go back by herself in a while, so I said to my mother, "Mom, remember, don't really go back." There will be bad people looking for you in our house. They don't want money, they don't steal. Just don't go home and let them see it. ”
My mother also said, "What kind of trouble have you caused me?" How can you, you child, know all day long that you're in trouble? As she spoke, she began to cry again.
I just hung up so he could recover quickly. Get my mom, and then you have to get my mom's cat army. Most of them are spiritual pets, and they can communicate with us normally. The black beauty came out of the room and gestured to me, meaning that the grandmother had fallen asleep.
As I walked out, I stood in the courtyard and let out a cat meow, and the fluorescent cat's eyes that roamed around me suddenly looked at me.
"Assemble!" I shouted. Black and white impermanence jumped and crouched in front of me. They are the most combative cats in the house, and they are the leaders here. The other kittens were looking at me in the corner or on the wall, wherever they were.
I stood in the middle of the yard and said to them, "There is a possibility that a group of dogs will attack us tonight, and we must protect our home and our wife." Do you dare to fight those dogs! ”
The next second, all the cats barked in response to me. Cats are arrogant animals, I asked, mainly to stimulate their arrogance, this one is strange if they don't fight! And to fight, you must win!
I'm very confident in these cats, and Wu Sheng shouldn't have any spirit pets over there, and some wild dogs aren't sure if he has the courage to find here.
Give the cats a simple group, and everyone will return to their respective posts. There are cats inside and outside this house, and everyone is hiding in places that are not obvious, and from the outside, it is really impossible to tell that this house is full of cats
At half past eleven, the black beauty ate an apple and walked up to me. I sat on the wall of the old woman's courtyard and watched the way from there. I thought she was going to throw an apple at me, but who knew she was standing under the wall and said, "Hey, I have a problem." If we had the same number of pet dogs as us, we probably wouldn't be able to beat them. Do you want to call the police? Have the police come with guns. No matter how powerful his dog is, he will die if he is shot with a single shot. ”