"Second fat, you said Brother Hao, I, sometimes I'm too weak?"

Late at night, on the Gobi Desert outside the Longtan base, Haoyi and Hu Erpang sat side by side on the edge of the stone cliff, smoking ball cigarettes one by one, looking at the vast starry sky, recalling the thrilling days that the two experienced together. Chatting and chatting, Haoyi suddenly sighed with emotion, spit out a long puff of smoke rings, and asked in amazement.

"Ahem, too weak? Brother Hao, what are you referring to? cough cough cough ...... "Hu Erpang was choked by some spicy cigarettes, tears and snot flowed sideways, and he was not used to this feeling of swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

"Hey, although I have experienced such an adventure that others can't imagine, but in the end, I always find myself being used by others!" Hao Yi let out a long sigh again, frowning and staring at a star in the starry sky that looked quite bright, as if talking to himself.

"No, it won't. Brother Hao, do you have this inexplicable feeling? Hu Erpang turned his head in astonishment, blinked his small eyes, and asked curiously.

"Forget it, I can't say it clearly!" Inhaling a puff of spicy cigarette heavily, Haoyi shook his head with a wry smile, turned around and patted Hu Erpang on the shoulder, and asked with a smile: "Erfat, then tell me, what is the most important thing in life?" ”

"The most important thing is, of course, to eat!" Hearing this, Hu Erpang excitedly raised the cigarette in his hand and shouted.

"Boom!" When Haoyi heard this, he stumbled, and his head was on the edge of the stone cliff, and he almost didn't roll down directly.

"Uh, Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erpang scratched his head in astonishment, puzzled by Haoyi's reaction.

"No, it's okay......" Haoyi waved his hand weakly, only to feel that his internal organs were almost displaced by this foodie. After so many years of separation, Hu Erpang still hasn't changed, and he is a big foodie through and through. Perhaps, this is probably also his nature, so there is an answer that makes Haoyi so shocked.

"Am I wrong? For me, my greatest wish in life is to taste all the food in the world. I don't care about other people's ideals and fantasies, gods and horses, goals and ambitions, etc., anyway, for my fat man, eating is the most important thing in my life. Since it is the most important event, no matter where the cows, ghosts, snakes, gods, gods and monsters are, they can't stop the fat man from eating the sea! Brother Hao, I think I will never die on the battlefield or die in bed in my life. This fat man is destined to be killed by countless delicacies in this life! ”

Seeing that Haoyi was obviously very disdainful of his answer, Hu Erfat suddenly made a serious tirade.

"......" Hu Erfat's views on life, although it is very vulgar, but it is real, without the slightest taste of pretentiousness, Haoyi was surprised in his heart. Suddenly, Haoyi suddenly felt that he didn't know the little man in front of him.

"Brother Hao, then you say, what is the most important thing in life?" Seeing Haoyi staring at himself in a daze, Hu Er's chubby face suddenly turned red, and he continued to scratch the back of his short hair and asked.

"Hey, I don't know!" Haoyi came to his senses, looked at the cigarette butt in his hand, which was already only the butt of the cigarette, and bounced the cigarette butt far away with a movement of his fingers.

"Before I enlisted in the army, I dreamed of being the most fashionable generalissimo in the whole federation, so that my parents could also enjoy the scenery together. After so many years, I suddenly feel that the so-called goal is so naïve and superficial, but I don't know what is the most important thing in my life for myself? After a pause, Haoyi subconsciously took out another cigarette and lit it, and said in a low voice: "If my parents are still here, maybe I will take honoring them as my top priority." But now, alas, the only people closest to me right now are you, and Irene, and her aunt and uncle. If you really have to count, what is the most important. Maybe you, for me, are the most important. ”

"And what about Sister Dalena? Of course, the former Catherine and the current Zhu Xueer are also one! Aren't the two of them important to you? Hu Erpang blinked his small eyes, as if he had changed people, and asked seriously.

"Uh, I said Erfat, you don't want to open which pot you don't mention, okay?" Inexplicably poked in the center by Hu Erpang with a headache, Hao Yi suddenly responded with embarrassment: "You are a second goods, don't you know that you Brother Hao and I are now people with families and rooms?" Hey, Sister Dalena and Zhu Xueer are naturally good friends of mine, but we ......."

"Alright, Brother Hao!" Before Haoyi finished speaking, for the first time in his life, he was categorically interrupted by Hu Erfat, who had always been obedient to him: "It's not that you are a brother, you are really a bit of a mother-in-law and mother sometimes chirping!" When a man is alive, he wants to be vigorous and frank, and he wants to dare to love and hate. Although I don't know much about the love between men and women, when I know, since I love, I have to dare to act! It's a big deal to take the two of them through the door together, what are you afraid of, the big husband stands up to the sky, and it's not a big deal to have three wives and four concubines! You don't know, when Sister Dalena heard the news that you were killed by Lin Bin's dog, she was almost so anxious that she went to Lin Bin's bastard alone to take revenge. And that Miss Zhu Xueer, although she is nominally married to Lin Bin's bastard, isn't there a saying that makes people feel guilty to what kind of man? I can also see that the heart of a young lady is really placed here with you! ”

"Ahem......" looked at Hu Erpang and said spittle, especially the nondescript allusion he quoted, which amused Hao Yi when he came, and he was choked by the smoke and coughed again and again.

"I'm X, Brother Hao, Fat Master, I've spent so much saliva, do you understand?" Hu Er's fat little eyes glared again, and he seemed to be very angry and shouted.

"Understood, understood! I said, Erfat, it seems that you don't just have research on food! What kind of love is it, it's quite good? Hu Erpang's serious appearance made Hao Yi lean forward and lean back with a smile. Seeing that Hu Er's fat face was flat, and seeing that he was about to start preaching again, Haoyi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about women." Let's talk about how to live vigorously in this life as a standing and peeing master! ”

"Well, I really don't have any ideas, fat man!" Hu Erpang looked at the cigarette in his hand, which had not smoked a few puffs, but had almost burned to ashes, and threw it off the stone cliff, looked up at the vast starry sky, and actually looked like a monk who had attained the Tao, and came out with a very Zen sentence: "Life in the world, maybe it should be regarded as a rule!" ”

"Bang dang!" Haoyi was suddenly thundered by Hu Erfat on the edge of the stone cliff again, and moaned weakly.

"Uh, Brother Hao, what's wrong with you?" Hu Erfat, who was looking at the starry sky with a reverent face, was startled by the movement beside him, and when he turned around and saw Hao Yi's appearance, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to push Hao Yi.

"No, it's okay, you Brother Hao and I may be a little anemic, dizzy and weak, and ......my limbs are weak," Hao Yi sat up and said casually.

"Anemia? Brother Hao, then you should eat more meat. Meat contains a lot of iron, which can help you synthesize a lot of fresh blood in your body. Of course, you can also eat more red dates, but it is said that that thing is a woman's favorite......" When Hu Erpang heard this, he was immediately interested, and he spat again.

"Stop, stop, don't give you Brother Hao, I recommend your food recipe!" Haoyi hurriedly cut off Hu Erfat's words with black lines on his face, took a hard puff of cigarette, spit out a round smoke ring, and said with understanding: "However, what you said unintentionally just now is really fucking angry!" Well, when it is, it can be called a pure natural and pollution-free pure master! ”

"Goo ......" Just when Haoyi suddenly had a feeling, a very incongruous noise suddenly echoed under this quiet starry sky.

"Hungry?" Haoyi tilted his head and asked with a forced smile.

"Hmm!" Hu Erfat's expression suddenly became like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and nodded weakly in response.

"I said, when you came out, didn't you pad your big belly first?" Haoyi stretched out his hand and patted Hu Er's fat belly, and asked with a smile.

"Brother Hao, didn't I say it, the food in your base is too bad, right?"

Hu Erpang shook his head on the one hand, and seemed to have found the object of his grievances, and counted them like crackling beans.

"From the time I woke up from the surgery, your medical staff brought me a total of 12 breakfasts, lunches, and dinners. But I found that all breakfast, lunch, and dinner were all individual rations that were always available in the army. Last night, I couldn't bear it, so I sneaked to the logistics area of your base to replenish my nutrition like a delicious meal. But damn it, who knew that in addition to all kinds of fast food rations for individual soldiers, you couldn't even find a single ham sausage in the kitchen of your base! You don't know, Brother Hao, I was so anxious that I wanted to cut off my own flesh and bake it as a skewer and eat it! Brother Hao, it's not me talking about you, as the supreme commander here, it is very wrong not to consider the food and nutrition of the officers and soldiers under him. To put it mildly, this will affect the appetite of every officer and soldier, and then the health of the brethren; Speaking of which, this will directly affect the combat effectiveness of the army under your command......"

"What's that, second fat brother, you Brother Hao and I know that I am wrong, you will be merciful when you are old, spare me, don't talk about it anymore!" Hu Erpang seemed to be suddenly possessed by Tang Seng, and he taught Hao Yi a hard lesson, which made Hao Yi only feel that there seemed to be countless flies buzzing and flying next to his ears. Extremely depressed, Haoyi had to beg for mercy again and again.

"Alright! For the sake of you being my brother Hao, I won't continue to be verbose! Well, if your base lacks a chef, Brother Hao, you might as well consider me first! Suddenly interrupted by Hao Yi, Hu Erpang opened his mouth in amazement, and added as if he couldn't get enough of it: "By the way, Brother Hao, do you have any snacks or anything like that?" The worms in my stomach are about to rebel! ”

"Well, that's the only ......" Hao Yi hurriedly threw away the cigarette butt when he heard this, and after a while, he only took out another pack of cigarettes and two chewing gums from his pocket.

"I'm X, Brother Hao, you're too boring! I don't want to bring anything delicious with me when I go out! Hu Erpang was very dissatisfied and snatched the chewing gum from Haoyi's hand, threw it into his mouth three or two times, and looked around through the starry sky while chewing.

"Erfat, what are you looking at?" Hao Yi scratched his head in astonishment and asked puzzled.

"Which direction is the nearest snack bar here?" Hu Er's fat head replied without looking back: "It would be nice if there was a Qianli Xiang wonton shop here, so that Lao Tzu could eat fragrant wontons for a night!" ”