Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Great Law of Suction and Suckering

In Nagasaki, a dense mountain forest, it has just rained heavily, and the air is exceptionally fresh. Deep in the mountains, there was a dilapidated log cabin, the wood around the hut was rotten, and it exuded a pungent musty smell, mixed with a fishy smell.

At this moment, in front of this wooden house, there are several soldiers in military uniforms.

"Smack!"

A soldier raised his gun and fired a shot into the sky.

"Oh-oh-"

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-"

Then a strange cry sounded from afar, like a bird, like a wild beast, and the sound was getting closer and closer, approaching the hut.

"Huh!"

Something sprang out of the nearby bushes, and even though everyone was prepared, they were startled. It was extremely fast, running faster than a cheetah, but it was shaped like a monkey. The thing ran around the crowd and crouched in front of them. It's a person, a skinny man!

This man couldn't see his age clearly, he couldn't see his appearance clearly, he had white hair, he was messy, naked, and the skin on his body was beige, like a dried corpse. There was also a large mass of black hair on his body, the black hair was stained with blood, and a fishy smell was emanating from his body. He wore only a pair of rotten pants on his lower body, his hands were lying on the ground, and the nails of his ten fingers were very long, sharp as bayonets, and crimson red, which made people shudder to look at. His eyes were blood-red, and the red was terrible!

He is said to be a human being, but he is not like a human being!

"Mr. Ichiro Steel, I have a very bad news for you, Mr. Jiro Tsumimono is dead, dead in China!" The leader of the soldiers spoke. It's a saying.

Ichiro Kanmono, Jiro Kanmono? These two people are indeed related, this skinny guy is the eldest brother of that steel plate Jiro! From the physical appearance, it is difficult for you to see that the two of them will be brothers, but they have one thing in common, that is, they are not like people, at least not like normal people!

Hearing the leader of the soldiers say this, Ichiro Mizumi went crazy.

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-"

Ichiro Mizuba began to scream, his voice sharp and piercing. He had sharp nails on his hands, and he began to scratch his body, and he kept scratching, scratching out bloody holes. What is shocking is that the blood wounds have healed in the blink of an eye, and they are as intact as ever.

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-"

After scratching, Ichiro Koba rolled on the ground again, kept rolling, kept screaming. He was venting the anger and sadness in his heart, he was so uncomfortable!

Seeing a flash of figure, Ichiro Tsubashi rushed towards everyone and threw a soldier to the ground. Everyone was startled and hurriedly retreated a few steps.

Ichiro Steel's sharp nails began to tear at the soldier, ignoring the wailing of the soldier. Several other soldiers looked at it and were shocked, but no one dared to step forward to stop it. The soldier wailed desperately and struggled desperately, but his struggle seemed so weak in front of Ichiro Steel. The clothes on the body were torn, then the flesh and skin, and then the internal organs, and the blood was dripping, which was disgusting!

The wailing gradually died down, and the soldiers could not bear to look at it, and they all turned their heads. And that steel plate Ichiro lowered his head and gnawed on the soldier's internal organs, his face was covered in blood and slimy. At this moment, if this thing is also considered a person, then there is no one in the world!

After a long time, the steel plate Ichiro turned his head to look at the other soldiers. His eyes were blood-red, red as if they were dripping blood.

"Roarβ€”"

Ichiro roared angrily, and the soldiers were startled, and they all took a few steps back. However, they did not flee in all directions. This time they came to take this person away with something that didn't look like a human or a ghost.

……

It was the master pharmacy again, and Zhang Chen walked in again. I have to say that the old man's medical skills are still good, but thinking of the aunt who blew up the sky, Zhang Chen shuddered. Damn, force x her, is that aunt no one inserted for many years, and she can't stand it?

"Bah---"

In the dark corner, someone smoked again.

Zhang Chen walked over, looking at his figure, it shouldn't be the aunt who bombed the sky. Hey? It's an old woman! Damn, there is a mistake with wood, why are there so many people in this small pharmacy? Huandu Nyima likes to smoke dry tobacco.

This time, Zhang Chen's attitude was much better, and he walked up to the old woman with a smile, "Auntie, where is the old fairy?" ”

The old woman glanced at Zhang Chen and said, "See a doctor?" Whatever you want to eat, catch it yourself! ”

Damn, catch it yourself again? There's a mistake with the wood! Zhang Chen was speechless. Recently, why are these people who open pharmacies like this?

"Oh, it's not to see a doctor, I'm not sick! Just come and see, since the old fairy is not here, then aunt, I will leave first! ”

After speaking, Zhang Chen turned around and was about to leave. gave Zhang Chen a feeling that the people in this pharmacy were all very eccentric, and there were woods? And, eerie, why does it feel so uncomfortable?

"Hehehe, young man, don't go! I am also a doctor, specializing in the treatment of impotence and premature ejaculation! Hehehe......" the old woman said with a smile.

Specializing in impotence and premature ejaculation? Depend on! How does she know she has impotence and premature ejaculation? Nima, is there such a miracle in wood? Could it be that she is also a miracle doctor?

Zhang Chen immediately turned around and said with a smile: "Auntie is really good at laughing, how can I have impotence and premature ejaculation?" However, I want to be a little more persistent, is there a way? ”

"Hehehe......"

The old woman smiled at Zhang Chen, revealing two rows of big yellow teeth.

"Hehehe......"

Zhang Chen also smiled, revealing two rows of big black teeth.

"Money, it's not a problem, as long as the aunt makes a price! I want to be a little longer, maybe two or three hours! Hehehe......" Zhang Chen said with a smile. Although this pharmacy is eccentric and the people are eccentric, I have to say that the doctors here and Nima are all miracle doctors, just by looking at it, you can know what his problem is! Nima, isn't it amazing? Youmu is so magical!

"Hehehe......"

The old woman was still looking at Zhang Chen with a smile.

"Can't you? That's a little less, and an hour or two is fine! ”

"Hehehe......"

"Half an hour! At least half an hour, isn't it? ”

"Okay, okay! Ten hours is fine! The old woman said with a smile.

Ten hours? There is a wood with such a mouth! Zhang Chen was excited. This Nima, it's not about nine yangs, it's about ninety yangs! Quack Quack ......

Thinking about Yiyi and Liu Manman's begging for mercy under him, Zhang Chen couldn't do it. Nima, this is to fly, all kinds of flying! Give me two more minutes, no, give me two more hours, and I'm going to push all the beauties down......

"Good, good, good! What medicine to take? Zhang Chen asked excitedly.

"Hehehe, ordinary medicine can't cure me, but you're lucky to have met me!" The old woman said with a smile.

Nima, where do you seem to have heard this sentence?

"That, that, how to cure that?" Zhang Chen asked cautiously.

"Hehehe, young man, your illness can't be cured by medicine! Only by cultivating peerless magic skills can you break out of the cocoon into a butterfly and rejuvenate your second youth! ”

Cultivating peerless magic again? There's a mistake with the wood! This Nima! Husband and wife, all kinds of deception! Zhang Chen was drunk, the peerless magic book last time, he only wrote a few words, drew a few villains, and spent him 10,000 yuan! This Nima, 10,000 yuan is nothing, the most important thing is that he actually believed the old man and read the fake cheats! This time, an old woman came to sell, and there was a mistake in the wood! Can you not brag too much, too awesome, he really can't help but believe it!

"Auntie, I've had a second youth!" The reason why Zhang Chen didn't get angry was because he really realized the Jiuyang Divine Skill from that fake secret book, this Nima, Youmu is so unreliable?

"Then the third time!"

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"Okay, you help me get two stitches, as long as it allows me to last for ten hours, I'll buy the magic cheats! It doesn't matter if it's 120,000, I'll buy it! ”

"Hehehe, don't prick the needle this time, you take it back and practice it well! After practicing, don't say ten hours, a hundred hours, it's not a problem! Peerless magic, absolute peerless magic, great value for money! The old woman said with a smile. After speaking, he took out a booklet from his arms.

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Suck and suck**? Nima, isn't this name evil? Nima, don't be like this, don't boast about being so good, I really can't help but believe it!

"Good stuff! Guaranteed to work! The old woman laughed. But the way I laugh is so obscene!

With that, the old woman flipped through the pamphlet. After just one glance, Zhang Chen became interested. This Nima, a lot of villains, lying together without clothes, there is wood? This Nima, sucking **, good classic, there is wood?

"How much?" Zhang Chen hurriedly asked. Nima, there is no flight attendant, Sister Ozawa, the loneliness is unbearable, there is wood?

"Divine power is only given to people who are destined, two yuan!"

Two bucks? Nima, it's not expensive! This is a good thing, there is wood, there is wood?

"No need to look for it!"

took out a ticket from his arms and put it on the table, grabbed the booklet, and Zhang Chen ran away without looking back.

"Haha, hahaha......"

When Zhang Chen left, the old woman smiled, and her whole face was distorted when she laughed again.

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