Chapter 21: The Hustle and Bustle (Part II)
"The ruler is short, and the inch is long. People are born unequal, there must be those who are good at it, and there are those who are not very good at it. ”
"Hmm. Yes"
"So, I was normal today. Whoever told me that I had never been to a regular school before. No, not only in a normal school, I didn't even go to school. ”
"Of course, everyone has their first time, so don't worry too much."
Although Jiang Shang agreed on the surface every time, Hong Ling's expression became more and more unkind.
The reason, of course, is the undisguised snickering.
At this time, it was time for the end of school, but the two remained in the classroom, and there was a reason.
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Chinese class.
"There are no colorful phoenix wings, and the heart is a little clear. Weishenme: The man would have attached such verses to the back of the letter. Well, transfer students, it's called Hongling. You can answer. ”
The girl picked up the book and read it for a long time.
“…… There are no colorful phoenix wings, um....... probably hoping that he has a change soul skill that incarnates the flying of the colorful phoenix, well, I've heard of it later, and the spirit rhino finger is a very powerful explosive soul skill, so....combined with the latter sentence, it is easy to explain. 'I hope to fly to you as a rainbow phoenix and pierce your heart with one finger'"
As she explained, the teacher's face darkened.
"I really don't know that the Weishenme ancients liked to go around the bend so much...... I see, it's a vague threatening letter. He attached it to the letter and threatened, 'If you don't do what I say, I'll kill you.'" ’”
The teacher was so angry that she couldn't speak, and the students looked at her in surprise.
But that's just the beginning.......
Foreign language classes.
"Well, Hongling, I don't know how good your English is now?"
"Due to family reasons, I can speak seven foreign languages."
"Great, can you show us a little bit and let me hear your accent."
“You’reajerk! Youbastard! @#%%&*......" followed by various slang slang swear words ......"
"Oh, mygod," the young foreign language teacher sat down, clutching his chest.
Girls' Home Economics ......
"Hongling, you ......"
"Onigiri."
"Oh, what about this black one?"
"Soy sauce rice balls."
"Red...?"
"Chili rice balls."
“…… Ash? ”
"Burnt rice balls."
"Poof!" It was Jiang Shang not far behind.
At this moment, he was entrusted by the housekeeping teacher to show the girls his cake baking skills, and Jiang Shang, who paid a little attention to Hongling, immediately laughed when he saw the circle of rice balls of various colors.
But his ridicule was immediately rewarded, and the enraged maiden grabbed him by the neck, broke his mouth, and threw all the rice balls into it.
After being released, Jiang Shang first held his neck and looked for water everywhere.
The classmate on the side kindly handed him a glass of water, but before the water was poured in, Jiang Shang's throat moved, swallowed it in one gulp, rolled his eyes directly, covered his neck and foamed at the mouth, and lay down directly.
After seeing Jiang Shang, who was "poisoned" by the bodyguard, lie down instantly, the students on the side subconsciously took a step back.
zuihou is a physical education class......
In the school square, the physical education teachers of the five major and three thick are teaching students the basic physical skills.
With the change of the times and the threat of abandoned animals, the original competitive sports have gradually withdrawn from the stage of history, and martial arts, Muay Thai, karate and other martial arts have become more and more important.
Although not everyone can master soul energy, the physical skills of fighting fitness are something that everyone can learn.
For a professional night watchman, excellent fighting physical skills are the skills to exert their strong physical conditions, combined with soul skills, which are full of lethality, but for civilians, it is a different matter.
The original higher, faster, and stronger sports policy has been replaced by "more able to fight, more able to escape".
The night watchman practiced physical skills to be able to fight, while the civilians were to be able to escape.
Although in the peaceful city, the things taught may never be used, but the day when they are used, they will be used to save lives.
The teacher teaches very seriously, and the students learn very seriously.
"This teacher teaches very well, and his momentum is also very good, and he seems to be an individual master. This is an opportunity, and I want to redeem my honor. ”
Jiang Shang tried hard to hold her hand, but at this time his throat was still sore and he couldn't speak.
"Don't worry about me. I don't need soul skills, and body skills are what I'm best at. ”
"I'm not worried about you, I'm afraid..."
But no matter how urgent it was, because of the explosion of the rice ball just now, the throat could only make some strange sounds, and the other party couldn't understand it at all.
"If you can't say it, just write it."
Suddenly, with an idea, Jiang Shang went back to the classroom to get a pen and paper.
At this time, the strong physical education teacher spoke. "Now, I need a volunteer, don't worry, it's just a drill technique, I will be merciful, I won't get hurt"
"I'll come." Hongling, who was eager to save her reputation, took the initiative to step forward.
A minute later, Jiang Shang hurried back to the gymnasium, but when he opened the door, the paper in his hand had already fallen to the ground.
It was written on that piece of paper.
"Don't be serious, this teacher who teaches physical skills is just an ordinary person, and it is impossible for him to come into contact with soul skills, you will hurt the other party."
The pen and paper that I had worked so hard to get were useless, and the reason was the scene in front of me.
Hong Ling looked at her fist in amazement, and the unusually strong physical education teacher was already embedded in the wall of the gymnasium.
The students on the side were calling in a panic, and Hongling was still muttering to herself.
"I only used 30% of my strength......"
This kind of thing basically happens in all classrooms, and the huge difference in values makes Hongling, who is used to gunsmoke, unable to adapt to ordinary school life at all.
After the next day's class was completely wiped out, Hongling's name had become notorious among the tutors, and all the teachers were trembling when they saw her.
And after school, Hongling, who failed miserably, had no intention of going home.
At this time, she was lying on the desk in the classroom weakly, covering her ears with her hands, as if she didn't accept the facts, and she was still whispering in her mouth.
"Disaster...... It's all a dream. ”
"Poof." Someone on the side laughed.
"Boom." Someone who doesn't repent is smacked in the face.........
Hongling still didn't make it to the end of school, and before it was dark, she took sick leave and slipped away.
The original longing for the school park has been replaced by fear.,The night watchman who is not afraid of heaven and earth gives up face.,Flee without hesitation.。
Jiang Shang could understand it, after all, the eyes of the classmates looking at Hongling were already very weird.
Like veterans who have come down from the battlefield in a bygone era, the syndrome of war is often always with them, and the inability to adapt to peaceful daily life is the most obvious proof of this.
The extraordinary vigilance against the wind and grass, the awakening of nightmares in the middle of the night, the constant tension of nerves and the pervasive hostility are all ingredients that are difficult to swallow in daily life.
Unable to adapt to daily life, forced to commit suicide or return to the battlefield, there are definitely not a few.
Hongling's knife-like eyes and the habit of being vigilant at all times may have come from this.
On top of this, Hong Ling also has an extreme lack of common sense in daily life, Jiang Shang is a little skeptical, what kind of environment is needed to cultivate an existence like Hong Ling that is completely unable to adapt to ordinary life.
"Have you been on the battlefield since you were a child? Haven't experienced peaceful city life all the time? She must have only been fifteen or sixteen years old, about the same age as Xiaoyue. ”
Inexplicably, Jiang Shang felt a trace of pain in his heart, but what he thought of was another similar figure.
"Hey, Ashan."
At the school gate, an unfamiliar figure was waving at him.
"Buy some good food and go back and comfort her."
While thinking about his more and more leaky purse,While looking ahead,As for the girl who waved to him,,I have no impression at all.。
"Did you get the wrong person...... Unexpectedly, Hong Ling, who always has a majestic face, still has this weakness. ”
"Hey, don't pretend you don't know!"
The girl blocked the way, and her two hands opened their teeth and claws in front of Jiang Shang's eyes.
"Who are you?"
With a gentle smile and calm words, but with a cold conversation that rejects people thousands of miles away, Jiang Shang has always lacked enthusiasm for strangers, even if the person in front of him is a rather cute girl.
Fifteen or sixteen years old, energetic short hair makes the girl look a little boyish, smart two big eyes full of anger, delicate face with a little baby fat, waistless jacket with white miniskirt, making it look more youthful and cute, full of vitality.
"A little familiar...... Looking at this fierce staring at himself, his face seemed to be getting more and more angry, Jiang Shang was a little confused.
Silently wiped his eyes, stared intently for a long time, and then suddenly said.
"Isn't it, is it...... Liu Min!!! ”
The excessive shock made Jiang Shang let out a miserable scream.
Yes, the cute girl who is still carefully arranging her skirt in front of her is the head of the Knights of the Balance, Liu Min, who is known as the "Big Brother Liu" of all Baishi Big Brothers!
"Huh."
Seeing that Jiang Shang finally recognized herself, Liu Min, who was dressed as a girl, smiled proudly.
At first, it was a male-like hahadaxiao, and then when he remembered something, he quickly changed to cover his mouth and chuckle.
Maybe Liu Min, who was not used to skirts and felt that it was cold underneath, covered his mouth with one hand, and kept pulling his own Qunyan with the other.
I have to admit that although she is a little boyish, Liu Min is indeed a cute girl dressed in women's clothes.
But Jiang Shang only felt a little dizzy, and he had always been regarded as a "man" by pure masters, but he wore a skirt in front of his eyes......
But Jiang Shang's surprise had already helped him attract a lot of attention, and he hurriedly pulled Liu Min, who was still giggling, and pulled her outside the school.
"Hey, what are you doing with me running, and you haven't done anything unseemly."
“…… Stop it. ”
"Yes, I weishenme run, just feel a lot of eyes looking at myself? Aren't you used to it? Or is it just embarrassing? ”
"Okay, big brother, are you playing with me?"
"No, I'm also a girl, weishenme can't wear women's clothes?"
The girl actually asked angrily, which was very cute, but Jiang Shang felt a chill surging up from the vest, and goosebumps on his arms rose.
"Big brother, stop playing with me!!"
This is the roar of the teenager, and he feels that the events of these days have hit his shijie view too much.
"Cut...... It's really hurtful. ”
The right hand gently touched the tip of the hair, and as soon as he raised his head, the eyes of the sheared water became as fierce as a wolf, and Liu Min, who was a bad leader and leader of a terrorist organization, returned.
Then she burst out laughing, and when she saw Jiang Shang's stunned appearance, she pointed at him and said.
"I'm looking for you, date!"
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