Chapter 663: Stage Play......

I want to refund the ticket, but I won't let it ......

So, it seems that today I have to enjoy the historical drama that this girl scribbles out.

But look at the crowds of viewers around you, these unlucky people who have been fooled by gimmicks such as "written and directed by the Mother of the Imperial Lord, played by the friendship of senior generals of the Azeroth Salvation Army, adapted from the most touching fairy tale in human history", thinking about the fact that there are so many people to bury themselves today, I suddenly feel that everything is not so bad.

It's a big deal to enjoy the scene of the surrounding people foaming at the mouth, and it will be regarded as today's drama.

In the midst of his thoughts, a soft harp suddenly came from behind the empty stage, and the scene, which had been a little talkative, immediately fell silent, and with the activation of the soundproof force field, the open-air theater was instantly silent.

Only the sound of the harp became clearer and clearer, as if coming from all directions, gradually filling the ears of the listener.

I was waiting for Snow White to ride a Dodge tomahawk and rush onto the stage in mobile armor and shout mourning for Samus, and I was stunned for a moment.

Such beautiful music actually appeared at the beginning of a stage play written by Shallow Shallow play, which ...... Could it be that my family's shallow brain is functioning normally this time?

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong", like a cry and a tactful and melodious harp fragment gradually rose high, and finally became an ethereal music that reverberated softly over the entire theater, and at the same time, the curtain on the stage finally slowly opened, and immediately, soft exclamations sounded all around.

Water Cube ...... Ahem, considering the copyright issue, it is better not to use this kind of image to say.

There was a crystal water on the stage, which was obviously bound to the stage by magic, because I found that there was no glass or anything like anything outside the square "water block", and the bottom of this water body was arranged with seaweed, shells, and gravel, obviously simulating the scene of the bottom of the sea, and in the middle of this beautiful magical water, a beautiful figure playing the harp opened with the curtain open, just right to cast a stunning glimpse to the audience.

Narrator: "It is said that in the depths of the endless blue ocean lived a beautiful and kind creature, and under the calm moon, the lucky crew was enchanted by the sight of this beautiful creature resting on the reef - they called this beautiful creature mermaid, and our protagonist is such a mermaid princess......"

I silently saw this, turned shallow, and my eyes were full of tears: "Is Snow White swollen?" ”

Although I know that the script you wrote will have to go off topic sooner or later, I never thought that you would not be on the topic in the first minute, girl! Although I know that Isana has a good time with you, please at least think about the basic logic when writing the script, hey! Snow White has a dime to do with that silly saltwater fish?

Shallow and silly at me, completely unaware of the appearance of a miracle in the road, and then continued to turn his head to watch the play.

No matter what the script is, Isanna on the stage is still very dedicated, and she seems to be very involved in the play: this is also a true performance, after all, she is originally the princess of the mermaid clan, so I will be a fool, it's a big deal that I see this as the daughter of the sea!

But this beautiful thought came to an abrupt end the moment Isana got up and turned off the player under the harp.

…… Director, I demand that the drama be killed!

"The mermaid princess is the youngest daughter of the mermaid king, and the most well-behaved daughter," the narrator, who sounded half soft, continued to read in a tone like boiled water, "but she is not favored by her family, on the contrary, her academic performance is poor, her sports are not good, she is persuaded to quit her specialty class, and even the mermaid princess who needs a player to play the harp is often used by her siblings and stepmother at home, and the mermaid king thinks that such a daughter will not be able to find a good job when she grows up, and she will not even give the poor little princess food, The mermaid princess is a nobleman in the sea, but she lives a life of hunger and cold like a poor person......"

With a timely flick of her tail, Ishana flattened the small shrimp that passed by, grabbed it and stuffed it into her mouth.

“…… The hungry little princess even had to exercise her predatory skills......"

There was a faint sobbing sound from the audience, but I don't think the girls were moved like this.

Anyway, I'm desperate for this too realistic pit daddy script, completely desperate!

"Because there is no oxygen on the bottom of the sea, according to the third paragraph on page 17 of the fourth volume of junior high school physics, the three elements of the combustion phenomenon are missing one, and the mermaid princess who can't make a fire to cook can only eat raw food, and at the age of sixteen, she suffered from a variety of gastrointestinal diseases early, such as duodenal ulcer and chronic gastritis, and her perennial unbalanced diet and lack of vitamin B also made her suffer from bleeding gums......"

It was a little early to despair just now, can you despair again now? Did everything you remember throughout your compulsory education period be condensed into this script?

"Until one day, the prince came." When I was complaining, the narrator suddenly said - this prince really jumped up casually for the plot.

The magic water on the stage occupies a very large area, and one end of it is directly connected to the part of the stage narration that is obscured by the curtain, at first I thought it was a channel for water injection, but now I realize that it is a river.

In the loud fishing song, our Royal Highness the Prince came out of the back of the stage rowing a rubber boat, wearing a large hat and carrying a fishing rod......

I can't even imagine the scene below, but the prince of the pit still steadfastly laid the rod above Isana.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, who came to the sea to fish and relax, sprinkled the bait, and the mermaid princess, who was hungry and cold, couldn't bear the hunger and swallowed the bait in one gulp."

Director! I want to learn how to fish! I want to learn how to fish girls! The mermaid princess was caught for a long time?

The prince who always wore the hat on the stage has now begun his first appearance in the show: after Ishana was dragged up with the fishing line, His Royal Highness the prince took off the hat, and I immediately gasped: Kael'thas! Don't you have anything else to do?

"Alas, it's a pity it's not a fish."

The prince on the stage and the mermaid princess who was caught looked at each other for a moment, the former shook his head regretfully, and then as soon as he let go, the mermaid princess fell back with a thud.

The audience was almost outraged: idiots! Don't give it to me!

Monina, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help it at this time, and leaned over and muttered: "If I were a prince, I would definitely go back and be reborn again." ”

Oh oh oh again, Monina's style of sturdy speech!

What I can't understand is that the script has come to this point, and the narrator still reads it calmly: "After the prince left, the mermaid princess suffered from lovesickness, and she was obsessed with the man who was the first to give her food to eat and chose to release him after catching her, but she knew that she could not love a human: it was too hard for the fish's tail to jump on the ground.

But the princess, who can't stand the pain of lovesickness, knows that there is one person who can help her, and that is the old witch outside the palace. The witch can make a miraculous medicine, and by eating this medicine, the merfolk can break free from Darwin's grandfather and become people who walk on the earth.

But the old witch was very greedy, the old woman demanded that the mermaid princess must use her voice or the property of the whole kingdom in exchange for this medicine, the mermaid princess was very painful in front of this choice, but in order to end the pain of lovesickness, the kind little princess still made her own choice, in a dark and windy night, the little princess killed the mermaid king and her stepmother, as well as seventeen brothers and sisters, as well as more than a hundred relatives of the seven aunts and eight aunts of the whole family, and robbed them all of their treasures......"

At this moment, the whole audience was silent, and I listened to the narration in amazement, sweating like rain: this must have been written during the change of shallow personality!

"But to the princess's heart, in the process, the witch who could make the magic medicine was scared to death."

The audience continued to fall silent.

"The little princess had to drink all the potions in the old witch's laboratory and try to find a way to turn into a human......

Princess, you're massive!

"Luckily, the little princess succeeded! She gained legs! ”

The Water Cube on the stage disappeared in an instant in a burst of spatial teleportation light, and Ishana, who had just finished self-destructing and drank a thousand cups, all disappeared from the audience's sight, and was replaced by the legged version of the princess standing there: Gianna.

I said, you really don't have anything to do! All come to join the excitement of this pit daddy script?

"The mermaid princess was overjoyed to be reborn, and she decided to break with her former life, so she gave herself a new name, Snow White, my mother's name...... Ah, sorry, sorry, this is not in the narration! ”

Offstage: "......"

Me: "......"

I really didn't expect that shallow would still remember this stubble! In addition, the narration is cute.

The plot progressed to this point, and it has been completely transformed into the pit dad route, the newborn Snow White walked on the earth, successfully learned the human way of life, and inquired about the direction of the castle where the prince lived, so she began to march towards the castle with great interest, on the way, Snow White encountered a lot of difficulties and dangers, there were lions, snakes, goshawks wanted to attack the princess, and the weak princess was certainly not the opponent of these beasts - I don't believe it anyway - at a very critical moment, seven warriors of different races appeared, and rescued the princess m in distress.

It was seven good dwarfs, seven industrious dwarfs, seven dwarfs who made a living by gathering ore and were friendly with the animals of the forest, seven ......

Seven to Magni? Headed by a bronze beard, his muscles are rounder than his head, his whole body is covered with steel plates as thick as tank armor, he shakes the ground with an axe in one hand and a hammer in the other, and acts like a group of moving big iron piers, smashing more than a dozen dwarves as soon as they appear.

…… Snow White, are you going to set up the Black Coast Seven Dragons Gang?

In the march that suddenly became impassioned, Gianna on the stage led the Ironforge Fortress to smash and loot the seven-member group on a vigorous adventure, and now I have no hope for the plot at all, but it seems that it is okay to look at it as a martial arts movie: Magni, wielding the King of the Hill suit, hammers down with her hand, smashes away the lions, tyrannosaurs, mammoths and fin whales created by the puppet technique, and the lightning in the hands of Snow White, swept through the interception force sent by a vicious queen with a serious love fetish in the castle, and the other six dwarfs let out an earth-shattering roar, and successively annihilated the mixed army composed of Grandma Wolf, Witch of the North Wind, Ice Queen, Anubis, Grass Mud Horse, Doctor Octopus, etc., a total of eighteen waves, and a huge stage called a vigorous gunsmoke, wearing a battle robe, holding the heart of the rising sun, and wearing an iron cross on her chest, Xue Xueji, led her dwarven army to fight in the north and south, opening up the territory, Quickly conquering the prince's kingdom, they formed a combined legion with the oppressed Vikings and Pac-Mans in nearby countries, and fought the evil queen in the Great Plains in front of the castle

It was an unusually tragic battle, in which four of the dwarves were killed, and the remaining three, with tears of grief in their eyes, were all replaced with muskets at the suggestion of the dwarven leader Magni, and the name of the gang was changed from the Black Sea Dragons to three musketeers......

"Brian, my good little dwarf, what should we do now?"

On the stage, Snow White, who was at a disadvantage, wearily held her long sword and looked resolutely ahead with her eyes.

"Please don't be discouraged, Your Highness Princess," Dwarf No. 3, who had become a musketeer, replied in a rough voice, "Please look at the battle map, this battlefield is suitable for us to attack head-on, it now has only three main offensive paths, and it is difficult to take care of each other, I and the senior brother and the second senior brother go to the front to open the way, the enemy will definitely not be able to stop them all, you see, this is the upper road, this is the middle road, this is the lower road...... Our goal is the queen standing here, but killing creeps on the road is a problem - we don't have enough men, and we don't know if the queen has a ...... with the skill of catching people."

This is the story of Tang Seng leading the musketeers to fight D, right?

The narrator begins: "After a difficult battle, Her Royal Highness the Princess and her three apprentices finally defeated the ninety-nine eighty-one demons and came to the evil queen. ”

"Bang~! ~！ "In the midst of the Armageddon, which was clearly the playwright's complete inability to make up and rushed out of the work, after a puff of smoke, the evil queen appeared in full armor - Sylvanas!! Go home and fix your elevator!

"Evil Queen!" Magni held the hammer in his hand and looked at Sylvanas in the audience helplessly as the queen, "You want to ...... for your family's elevator." Ahem, pay the price for your atrocities against my five brothers! ”

Brian next to him hurriedly reminded in a low voice: "Big brother, it's four - I'm still alive!" ”

"But I fell five times!" Magni raised her voice and shouted.

The audience was confused, and I was almost pumped by this time.

Sylvanas has a dark face, I can see her eyebrows twitching from afar, I still know a little about Sylvanas's character, she definitely doesn't have the same interest in this kind of farce as Magni's old naughty boy, needless to say, she was also lured by shallow coercion to star, and now, Magni's old naughty boy's actions are obviously challenging Sylvanas's worst conscience - for the sake of the Empire, don't embarrass Azeroth!

"Huh!"

With a flick of Sylvanas' hand, no one could see what was going on, and a weakened shadow shot sliced through the air, and after a strange arc in midair, a feathered arrow trembled and landed near Magni's chrysanthemum.

"Oh oh !! Wicked Queen, behold my hammer! ”

"Whew!"

"Big brother!"

"Third brother, resist!"

"Brother, run!"

"Cloud Chief! Protect the Strategist! ”

"Phew! Cao thief dares! ”

"Xiao Li Flying Knife, there is no false hair!"

"Gianna! For the face of the Goddess of Darkness! Help me throw these three dwarfs down! ”

"Your Royal Highness, Princess, you can't do this...... mygd！ ”

"Squeak squeak, squeak squeak......"

The stage was bustling with activity, but I could already hear a not-so-good voice: it seems, the stage that had been strengthened countless times with arcane arts had just swayed?

This terrible conjecture was confirmed in the next second, and turned into a loud bang: "Boom!! ”

Under the toss of a group of heroes, especially the old naughty boy like Magni, the poor stage king could not bear it, and with a loud bang, the entire giant platform collapsed in a mountain of air, and the curtain bracket was a mess that buried several undisciplined racial leaders underneath.

With a white head on his head, Egwen stood expressionlessly on the ruins of the stage, holding a narrated notebook in his hand: "In the end, the princess and queen lived a happy life without shame. ”

…… Director, what about the prince?

"Whoa—"

Just when I was about to be scorched by the thunder of this cheating stage play, the earth-shattering applause suddenly came from all directions.

The audience gathered here, as well as the guests attracted by the various explosions in the middle, now burst into warm applause, and their faces were folded with joy.

"Well, at least a successful comedy." I tapped it lightly on my shallow head, still with a smile on my face.

I almost forgot, today is the carnival, the day when everyone can put down the burden on their shoulders and enjoy with the people, even Sylvanas has been dragged onto the stage, so why bother with the plot?

What's more, no matter how entangled you are, it's useful......

But at this moment, a strange voice interrupted my applause with the crowd, and following the prestige, I found three men in top hats in the crowd, and unlike the joyful atmosphere around them, these three old men were hugging and crying.

Judging by the energy reactions on their bodies, these should be three Heroic Spirits, but it doesn't look like they belong to the combat troops.

"I've borrowed it—what's wrong with you?"

I came over to the three men who were hugging and crying, and asked inexplicably.

The first one raised his head and took off his hat and saluted me: "Your Majesty the Emperor, my name is Hans?" Christian? Andersen. Then he pointed to two similar-looking people next to him: "This is Jacob?" Green, is this William? Green ......"

Shallow! Come and apologize!