In late April 1935, Jiangxi, "Red Capital" Ruijin

Although the bright red flag with the pattern of sickle and hammer has long been fluttered again in this "red capital" that once fell into the hands of the Kuomintang White Bandit Army, there are still devastation caused by the fierce war everywhere within the reach of the field of vision -- the compound of the Chinese Soviet Government full of revolutionary colors, the imposing Red Army Square, the towering Red Army Martyrs Memorial Tower, the Red Army Square review stand with exquisite workmanship, and the Martyrs' Pavilion, Bosheng Fort, and Gongluo Pavilion...... The landmark buildings of the Red Revolution, as well as the famous attractions of the future "red tourism", were all destroyed by the Kuomintang troops led by Chen Cheng with explosives, leaving only piles of dilapidated rubble, as if crying in the bleak wind and cold rain.

Fortunately, less than two months after the fall of Ruijin, the Red Tenth Army occupied Shanghai, which shattered half of the monstrous prestige of the Nationalist Government, and the Red Army guerrillas who remained in the central Soviet area launched a counteroffensive again and recovered the "red capital" Ruijin in one fell swoop.

Next, after a series of devastating and fierce battles, the Central Red Army, which strategically shifted westward to Guizhou, and the Red Second Army Corps, which had been active in the Xiangxi region before, also broke through the interception and resistance of the Kuomintang army and successfully completed the division in the former Jiangxi Soviet District.

However, in the face of the devastated "Red Capital" Ruijin, the first task of the Red Army soldiers was not to rebuild the city, but to ...... Repair the airport!

At this moment, next to an airstrip that was hardly leveled with stone grinders, the generals of the Chinese Workers' and Peasants' Red Army gathered together. Everyone held up their binoculars and looked at the northeastern skyline expectantly or worriedly...... Until the roar of the plane's engine sounded from afar.

“…… Here it comes! Here it comes! Correspondent, turn on the radio now! Let them fly along the arrows! ”

- According to the huge indicator arrows on the ground paved with red cloth. There were also several Red Army soldiers waving the indicator flags vigorously, and the twin-engine propeller airliner gradually lowered in altitude, and Zuihou jumped up and down the humble runway for a successful landing.

Then, as soon as the plane came to a stop and the hatch opened, these Red Army generals in gray uniforms rushed up:

“…… He Long, commander of the Second Red Army...... Peng Dehuai, commander of the Red Third Army Corps...... Xiang Ying, commander and political commissar of the Central Soviet Military District...... Tan Zhenlin, director of the State Political Security Bureau, welcomes the revolutionary comrades from Shanghai. And salute to your great victory! ”

In the face of these revolutionary ancestors who saluted him, Wang Qiu, who was no longer surprised, just nodded and took out the wormhole. The delivery of supplies from the modern shijie on the opposite side will begin to this side. Ms. Jinqina took out a small notebook and checked the list of aid supplies with Xiang Ying.

“…… 800 tons of food, 5,000 first-aid kits, 80,000 rifles, 2,000 pistols, 100,000 military uniforms, 250,000 grenades. Six million rounds of ammunition. There are also 10,000 grenadiers, a number of mortars, recoilless guns, and so on, and we expect that the batch of combat materials allocated by the Central Military Commission will be delivered within two days. In addition, we have prepared 50 tons of refined salt for the welfare of the revolutionary masses in the Soviet area of Kiangsi. Zuihou is a complete set of basic industrial equipment for power plants, machine plants, fertilizer plants, steel plants, and cement factories to build a wartime industrial base. ”

Jinchina opened her mouth and reported a series of unbelievable figures, which made the eyes of the poor and frightened Red Army generals light up when they heard it, "...... The flying detachment of the Red Army, with forty combat aircraft, was also being transferred. is about to be put into this southern expedition. She zuihou said, "...... It's up to you now! ”

“…… Our forty thousand regular Red Army. The 80,000 guerrillas have been assembled in the vicinity of Ganzhou and Chenzhou, and after completing the re-outfit and replenishing food and ammunition, they can immediately go south to fight. Xiang Ying replied, "...... But...... In addition to the Cantonese army, we really have to fight the British in Hong Kong, the French in Canton Bay, and the Portuguese in Macau at the same time? This is inevitably suspected of making too many enemies! ”

“…… Alas, Comrade Xiang Ying, do you still have a fluke mentality? Jinchina sighed, "...... From the very beginning of this revolution, or at least from the moment the combined intervention forces of the imperialist powers launched an artillery bombardment on us, our enemy was the whole shijie! ”

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PS: After holding back for so many days, seeing the changes in this wonderful shijie, Lao Wang couldn't help but complain again.

The title of this complaint is "Global Teasing Story".

First of all, in the past few days, the Ukrainian side has been selling cuteness and showing the lower limit as always. At present, the Crimean peninsula has joined the Russian Federation with lightning speed, and has also launched a blonde prosecutor general as an image spokesperson, which has been very well received for a while.

And what about the countermeasures of the Ukrainian teasers? After the successive failures of the choir performance and the naked women's offensive, they finally learned from the pain and understood the truth of "attacking the enemy's shortcomings with their own strengths", and sacrificed an invincible verbal attack on Russia - Ms. Yulia Tymoshenko, the former Prime Minister of Ukraine, with the fearless spirit of the revolution, impassionedly declared: "...... Ukraine is now shouldering a new, nobler task: to help our neighbors with our spiritual and moral liliang and break their tyranny! Ukraine has mastered the way to victory, and now it has the most powerful weapon in Shijie - Liliang of will, honor, truth and spirit! Today, Ukraine is not only the geographical center of Europe, it is the spiritual center of the victory of democracy. Shijie recognized this and stood on the side of Ukraine! We don't go to visit anyone with tanks and machine guns, but we have an army like no other. This army is not hindered by borders, trenches, anti-tank fortifications or minefields. It is the army of freedom, the army of democracy, the army of human dignity and spirituality. It's already on the move. Ukraine is fulfilling its mission, including the liberation of Russia! ”

Well, tell me, what exactly is going to be done to find this "army of freedom, army of democracy" from Google Maps?

In addition, the out-of-gas "pigtailed old girl" also declared that Ukraine had already worked out jihua. The Crimea will be recovered in the shortest possible time, so the Ukrainian army on the Crimean peninsula is called on to "hold out for another three or four days" to buy time for the implementation of the jihua.

So. And how did the Ukrainian army, besieged on the Crimean peninsula, respond to this call?

- On March 22, an "unidentified armed group" on the Crimean peninsula began attacking the Lyubimovka military camp. Lyubimovka is the largest land military base controlled by the Ukrainian army around Sevastopol, and even after many people have fled, there are at least a hundred soldiers stationed at the moment, and a certain degree of defensive preparations have been made: for example, the base gate is held up with fuel tankers; erection of twin machine gun positions, etc. But wait until after the battle breaks out, from the beginning of the offensive to the control of the Ukrainian army. The whole process took only about 10 minutes, and no more than 50 armed men participated in the attack.

Specifically, the commander of the base, although he took great pains to build fortifications. However, only wooden sticks were given to the soldiers, and the combat jihua was "a soldier with a wooden stick to block the 'provocateurs', and a soldier with a gun fired a gun into the sky from behind" and "scared them away". "Didn't get an order. You are not allowed to shoot at anyone".

Therefore, when a local armed group in Crimea, "wearing a military uniform sold in a store and driving an armored vehicle (in Putin's language)", was sternly rejected by the commander of the defending army in the declaration of persuasion to surrender, simply smashed open the gate of the base with an armored car, and then knocked away the oil truck blocking the door, only to hear a few symbolic shots from the other side, and the so-called resistance of the Ukrainian soldiers came to an end. Then everyone can pack up and go home – there are no casualties in the whole process. The Ukrainian defenders didn't fire a single bullet, and the seemingly formidable twin-mounted machine gun position was useless. It feels like a background prop.

This can't help but remind people of the line from the American drama "House of Cards" - "Find me the six best actors"!

There is no way, just with such a pitiful military salary, and it was withheld by the teasing government of Kyiv - the first batch of expenses cut by the provisional government to reduce the budget was actually the salary of the besieged troops in Crimea - it is really a bit difficult for a strong man to let people take their lives to plug the muzzle, and he did not dream of doing so. It is already very, very disciplined for people to be able to persist in the "no war, no peace, no defense, no death, no surrender, no leaving" school until now, instead of going directly to the Russian army to receive four times the salary. It is estimated that before the battle broke out, the commanders on both sides had already discussed, "You pretend to occupy it by force, and we pretend to have resisted", so that everyone can go back and explain to the higher-ups.

- This is the real "symbolic resistance" style! Except for blocking the door with a tanker, there is really no resistance!

It can be seen from this that in terms of combat effectiveness, the Ukrainian army that amuses the government is probably inferior to the Georgian tie-biting Saakashvili.

Then, the support of the United States for Ukraine is really weak - it is clear that as soon as the Ukrainian opposition came to power, it searched the treasury and shipped all 33 tons of gold to the United States, selling the country to the extent of unscrupulousness. But the United States still did not send money or guns, but only sent 300,000 ready-to-eat rations, with an average ration worth 110 grams of gold. Not to mention, according to the American spokesman, even these rations were not sent to Ukraine, but only "already in Europe...... It is estimated that it was originally piled up in the warehouse of the US military in Germany and no one wanted it?

However, in fact, the teasing interim government of Ukraine is still getting the money now. Because the Japanese Diet has announced that it will provide 100 billion yen in aid to Ukraine, which is exactly one billion when converted into dollars, which is completely in line with Obama's previous promise of aid to Ukraine - the American boss opens his mouth to reward, and the Japanese brother pays out of his pocket...... isn't the style of "free shijie" always like this?

Of course, although the interim government in Kyiv is very funny, the truth that when you come to power is to grab a gun, it seems to be a little clearer. The problem is that in this smoky miasma alliance that amuses the well-known and keyboard politicians, the only group that is more effective in action besides firing cannons is the neo-Nazis - so the "National Guard", the latest descendant armed force of the Ukrainian interim government, blatantly wore Nazi armbands and waved Nazi flags...... I wonder what kind of thoughts the genuine Germans have in their hearts when they watch the resurrection of the Nazi SS in Ukraine, shouting "Long live Hitler" with great vigour, and want to fight the Russians in Crimea, where Marshal Maninstein once showed his skills?

zuihou seems to be stimulated by the Ukrainian teasers to seize power in the first war, and the global teasing seems to have become greatly excited, and the lower limit of various shows has become more and more hard. For example, in the recent period, Thailand has begun to drop bombs twice in three days, and it seems that the Yellow Shirts are probably no longer prepared to take the legal route, but intend to learn from the successful precedent of Ukraine and directly rely on violent street movements to seize power. And the Chinese side is also quite lively, for example, the leader of the Hong Kong opposition, a certain sissy boy Misan, went to meet the last governor of Hong Kong, Chris Patten, and presented him with a box of egg tarts, I don't know what special meaning there is - is there any reader in Guangdong who can solve the puzzle of Lao Wang, is this the same meaning as the Russians offering bread and salt to the conquerors?

In the same way, Taiwan's teasing also imitated the "successful precedents" of Egypt and Ukraine, and made a vigorous fuss in the Taipei Legislative Yuan, during which there were countless brain-dead moves of losing temperament and IQ...... It seems that he is ambitious to compete with the Ukrainians to see who is more funny.

Well, as for what embarrassing things Taiwanese teases performed in Taipei, please listen to Lao Wang's next breakdown. (To be continued......)