"Boss, our country has a complete constitution!" said a young man wearing a vintage pilot helmet and a leather jacket to the white-clad thief who walked through the door.

His statement made several other people in the room look at him with contempt like the thief in white.

The bearded uncle took off the inch mirror stuck in the right eye frame, looked at the white-clothed monster thief, and then said passively: "I didn't expect you to be such a person, let's break up." ”

At the same time, the barefoot man who was hanging in the middle of the room repairing a cool black sports car also raised his right foot and gestured his middle finger to express his contempt for this unreliable leader.

Another high school girl, who was pressing the calculator, looked up and continued to be annoyed and engaged in the reconciliation work.

The white-clothed thief who had just entered the house still responded with the usual face even if he was ridiculed by everyone: "Isn't Prime Minister Ma Dezhizhang going to revise the constitution?"

Then they pushed the trolley to the center of the house, and this trolley contained the harvest of their trip - Xuanyuan Ding (long-distance freight 8-layer package release version)

"Even if the constitution is amended, the abduction and trafficking of underage girls will be imprisoned. A silver-haired beauty with a good figure walked in from outside the door, and this person was the woman Yu Lei saw in the first class cabin of the plane.

However, if Yu Lei looks closely, he will find that this beauty's breasts are ...... Not as big as the boobs of the anime "Natalia Kaminski".

But this doesn't affect the other party's body is still hot, at this time she walked to the trolley and picked up Shishi's little Lori, who was not part of their organization's goal but was accidentally brought back.

And the Lori Shishi in question still looks innocent with a lollipop in her mouth.

"Hey, hey, a young girl is under the age of ten, and I'm not interested in a young girl!" the white-clothed thief defended his actions.

"But you like Lori~" Shishi's child said innocently: "From the time you found me sitting in Xuanyuan Ding, the first thing that appeared in your eyes was surprise.

After 0.23 seconds of surprise, you think about it for another 0.03 seconds, and then you decide to pretend that you didn't see it, and go straight to the big bag of Xuanyuan Ding.

After that, there are 235 ways to explain to your teammates during the twinkle in your eyes while in the air.

And, on the way back, you'll have your sights set on three candy stores, two children's clothing stores, two swimwear shops, eight ice cream parlors, five jewelry stores, and a made-to-wear store. ”

Before the Shishi child finished speaking, a calculator flew over and smashed into the head of the white-clothed monster thief.

"Idiot brother, we don't have any money! Go steal a Xuanyuan Ding, and you have to customize a set of clothes. The girl in the uniform of a high school student immediately punched and kicked her brother who was a monster thief in white.

But fortunately, when the white-clothed monster thief was about to be killed, Koizumi Kamizo, who was dressed in crew uniforms, relieved him.

I saw him pull the girl's wrist, hand out a bewitching rose and say: "Beautiful girl, anger will make wrinkles appear in the corners of your eyes~"

"Brother Koizumi, how do you know that today is my birthday?" the girl said with her eyes shining, "And this dead brother of mine seems to have completely forgotten." ”

"Ahem" The white-clothed thief who was glared at by his sister coughed embarrassedly twice, and then found a reason to defend himself: "In ancient times in Huaxia Shenzhou, there was a legendary general who once said, 'Why should the Huns celebrate the festival before they are destroyed!'"

"'Why should the Huns be at home if they are not destroyed', this is what the ancient Chinese general 'Huo Quai' said, boss, if you are not at the level, go back and continue to study!" The man with the retro pilot's helmet teased.

"Yes, yes, we still have a sacred mission to save this country from the dire straits! How can we indulge in festivals and birthdays!" said the white-clothed monster thief righteously, as if he was shouldering a sacred mission!

"A bad old man, a car mechanic, a plane pilot with motion sickness, a high school boy and a high school girl, plus a funny entertainer and the only female killer who can be considered a ruthless character......"

The old man on the side said extremely pessimistically: "Forget it, let's break up~"

"What is a mechanic, if you give me a gundam, I can fix it for you, okay!" said the man known as the mechanic, who jumped out from under the sports car on the workbench and defended himself.

"I do think I have a talent for comedy, and that's right. Koizumi Kamizo took out the mirror and looked at himself, and said with satisfaction.

"It's not everyday for a boy to save the world! That's how the comics are drawn!" The white-clothed thief also took out a comic book to prove his innocence, saying that he was right.

"If you get airsick, you can't be a pilot! I get airsick, it must be the plane's problem, the propeller plane is too uncomfortable to fly!" said the man with the pilot's helmet, pulling the goggles off his helmet and putting them on in front of his eyes, arguing for himself.

"I'm a beautiful and lovely female high school student, I'm really sorry~" The girl high school student wrapped her hands around her very temperament, and then leaned against the shelf and said.

"Natalia Kaminsky", whose chest shrunk "......", does not intend to insert this meaningless conversation.

"Here's a piece of news. ”

While these people were arguing, the Shishi children opened it themselves

"Huaying Airlines flight JH370, which was scheduled to arrive at Tokyo International Airport this evening, was attacked by terrorists, and the Chinese artifact 'Xuanyuan Ding' transported on the flight was stolen.

Fortunately, all the members of the 'Sunset Red Senior Symphony Orchestra' who were on the same flight landed safely.

See the detailed report below. ”

"Hello audience, we are now at the port of Osaka to welcome the 'Sunset Red Senior Symphony Orchestra', and it is understood that the average age of the orchestra members is 80 years old.

This time the terrorists took the opportunity not to let these old people receive too much fright, it is understood that these old people also successfully drove away these terrorists and escaped with parachutes.

Now, what appears in our lens is the scene of old people descending from the sunset one after another.

It can be seen that more than 100 elderly people are lined up in the sky for a while, and a person for a while, which shows their extremely superb level of skydiving.

Oh, audience friends, look, these old people are also lined up in the sky with the Chinese character "日", which means that the sun rises in the east, and it is also the name of our country's 'Dongying Kingdom'.

(Note: It's good for you to know what Dongying is called, because I'm afraid of 404, so this stalk is not very perfect.) ）

It seems that these friends who came from afar were not frightened by this terrorist attack, but were full of expectations and confidence in this cross-strait cultural exchange. ”

"You old men of Huaxia...... Is it so cheerful?" The white-clothed monster thief Zero leaned next to Shishi's child and said in broken Chinese with a surprised face: "So not angry?"

"No, it's not. The Shishi child replied in pure Japanese: "'Day' means to curse, which is probably similar to 'to die'." ”

The white-clothed monster thief Zero tilted his head and opened his mouth to make a surprised expression, and Shishi Xiao Lori smiled slightly and stuffed the lollipop she had just eaten into the mouth of the white-clothed monster thief.

Then, in the happy eyes of the white-clothed monster thief Zero, the Shishi child showed him a tube of superglue that had been squeezed and somewhat deflated.

In the end, the Shishi children showed a lovely smile - what a good child who is civilized and polite~