Chapter 193: Fat Head Thoughts
"What? Do you have a plan for your dog? What a plan, say it and listen to it! ”
I said with a look of disbelief in my eyes.
I saw Qu Fattou take out two cigarettes from the cigarette case, throw one to me, light one himself, and after taking a deep breath, Qu Fattou said seriously.
"Dabai is not my life to be a security guard, and you are not willing to be a migrant worker, right?"
I saw that Qu Fattou looked serious, and what he said was also in order, thinking that this product's plan this time was more reliable, so I answered him seriously.
"That's natural, no one wants to really be a migrant worker."
Hearing my answer, Qu Fattou glanced at me, and then said, "You tell the truth, you don't regret losing that bag of things?" ”
"If you lose something, you can only say that our brothers don't have that life! You can't come back if you think about it! "I saw that the fat head mentioned those belongings again, when he still couldn't think about it.
"That's not what I meant! You just tell the truth in your heart, don't you feel a pity? ”
"Nonsense!" I grinned and scolded, "My son almost became a rich second generation with a Porsche bubble school flower, but the last one became a poor second generation, thinking of this old man is a burst of angina!" ”
Saying that, I rubbed my chest exaggeratedly, smiled and continued at Qu Fat's head.
"My son became a poor second generation and it was also caused by your dog's loss of his backpack, and when the time comes, my son will not have a girl to soak, and your dog can contribute your daughter!"
"Get out of here!" Qu Fattou took a bite of me, "My daughter must follow me, play a small beauty billet, and when she grows up, she will be an absolute goddess, can you make your son's little sand skin bubble?" Look at your virtue, the son you gave birth to may not be a crooked melon and a cracked date! ”
I listened and feigned anger: "Good for your dog's fat head!" I don't want to think about it, Lao Tzu, you are still staying in the cave with Chen Hudan! Can you lie here smoking a cigarette and wait to nibble on a pig's knuckle? You are a graceful person who will take revenge, shamelessly cross the river, tear down the bridge, eat enough to scold the cook's things, and after destroying Lao Tzu, you will scold my unborn son, where is the reason? Where is justice? ”
"That's it! Don't live in vain! Qu Fattou snorted impatiently at me and said, "Regarding the matter of your son soaking my daughter, let's wait for the thing in your crotch to find a fixed entertainment place!" Now let's be serious, let's talk about our future plans! ”
I saw that Qu Fat didn't look like a joke, so I stopped teasing him anymore.
"Okay, you say I'll listen, I'm really going to see what kind of urine you can make today!"
After speaking, I found a comfortable position to nest on the bed, looked at Qu Fattou and said seriously.
Finally, this fat man wants to express his opinion, which is a good thing and worthy of encouragement!
"It's this," Qu Fat Tou exhaled a puff of green smoke and said.
"Although we didn't make any good things on this trip, at the very least, we saw good things."
If you can't hit the seven or eight poles, I don't know what the Dao means, and I didn't say anything, I looked at him and waited for him to say the following.
Qu Fattou looked at me and saw that I was speechless, so he continued, "Through this time, we really saw that there is a treasure underground, and there are more treasure caves in the ancient tombs under this sky, Lao Tzu's idea is that we will specialize in the idea of these places in the future, this time I didn't get a baby, I can't make a good thing next time, if this thing is done, then we will not lack anything in the future!" ”
Hearing it now, I kind of understand, dare to love this fat man is not dead, still thinking about the idea of hitting the underground tomb.
The more Qu Fattou spoke, the more explicit it it became, and he didn't fight for my opinion anymore, and he muttered to himself.
"I've thought about it, let's go back and pack up our things now, and go straight to Shaanxi, I've heard for a long time that the ancient tomb is buried layer by layer, and there are more good things! Let's go over there and make a profit. ”
I rolled my eyes when I heard it, this thing is really stunned, I want to go to the field to make a fortune, and he doesn't want to think about how easy it is to earn this money?
"Big White Life!" Qu Fattou continued: "You dog doesn't know how to do it!" When Lao Tzu was a soldier, there was a Shaanxi soldier together, I heard him say that in their hometown in the countryside, a head can be dug out of the ancient tomb, every house has a lot of gold, silver and jade or something, what bronze porcelain people can't look at, dig it out and directly break it and sell it for scrap, that kid has a jade seal used by the emperor in his own home, according to him, there is such a big one! ”
As he spoke, Qu Fattou clasped his hands together and made a circle, and then listened to him speak again.
According to him, there is a Beijing master who wants to spend three million to collect him, but he has not made a move, just waiting for the appreciation in the future! If you really get to that realm, with the means of our brothers, it is safe to get rich! ”
"Phew!"
Qu Fattou was still immersed in the dream of making a fortune woven by himself, and I couldn't listen to it anymore, so I began to pour cold water on him after taking a sip.
"Your dog's Zhilu said a fart, there are many ancient tombs under the Qinchuan River in eight hundred miles, which is indeed true, but there is no exaggeration of stacking layers on top of each other, your comrade-in-arms said that a head was dug out of an ancient tomb, it was all decades ago, now don't talk about a head, you can dig a tomb brick in that boundary without seeing it for a year. Eight hundred miles of Qinchuan has already let the tomb robbers of various dynasties and generations touch the gold through a sieve several times, so can they easily dig up good things? ”
Seeing the disbelief on Qu's fat face, I lit a cigarette and took a deep puff before continuing to say to him.
"Your dog also wants to be the one who robs the tomb and touches the gold, digging the ancestral graves of others, how much do you know about this craft? How deep is the water, and how much do you know about it? I don't know how to teach you today! ”
Seeing that Qu Fat was stunned by my words, I spit out a smoke ring and continued.
"Just now, you said that your comrade-in-arms had such a boss's gold-edged jade seal hidden in his house?"
I made a gesture according to the gesture just now, and when I saw the fat head nodded, I opened my mouth and scolded.
"With your IQ, you still want to rob tombs and touch gold? This has to be the size of a basin, such a big jade seal, the emperor has to carry it every day, and at the end of the day, he is tired like a dead dog, and he still has the heart to turn over the brand to spoil the harem concubines? If it goes on like this, Sensei said that the emperor can't stand it, and the harem beauties have to kick the craftsman who carved the jade seal to death! ”
What I said was reasonable, and Qu Fattou touched his nose and didn't say anything to refute it