Although the hot summer rain is fierce and swift, it also goes quickly. When the three of them took advantage of the West Lake to bypass Hangzhou City and came to the Phoenix Collection, Jing Mo, who had been holding back for three days, finally couldn't bear it.

"Jing ...... Jingxuan ...... Get off my back first! Jing Mo's face suddenly turned pale, and his facial muscles twitched unnaturally.

"What's wrong, sister?"

Because of the unfavorable legs and feet, and Jing Mo had no intention of squatting down, Jing Xuan had to be hugged by Ye Yan, but fortunately, it was no longer raining, and Ye Yan did not need to hold an umbrella.

"I ...... Belly...... Good...... Painful ...... "Jing Mo is already uncomfortable, and he can't finish speaking.

Seeing this, Ye Yan shook her head and smiled bitterly: "Who made you hold back for so long not to solve the internal emergency?" Do you really think that the luck trick I taught you can digest the scraps in your stomach? ”

Jing Mo rolled his eyes and responded angrily: "That kind of place is super dirty, not only that, but I also need to poke it with a stick, I'm sorry, I can't do it." ”

"Su Po?" Jing Xuan didn't understand what Jing Mo meant by "super".

However, Ye Yan suddenly looked at her very strictly, "Jing Mo, there is a thatched house in the inn of Phoenix Collection, I will go buy you a special toilet chip, so that you don't have to feel dirty, no matter how dirty it is, it is your own ......"

Jing Mo hurriedly raised his hand and shouted to stop, Ye Yan was not ashamed of herself.

Although it was an episode, after this delay, Jing Mo couldn't help it even more, trotted over with a smoke, and hurriedly closed the door.

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Hmm-ah-ah-

Jing Mo (zero) finally invited away the guests who were tossing and turning in the Five Organs Temple, and his whole body was filled with a sense of happiness and happiness.

"This is the happiest moment! I didn't expect that I would be so easily satisfied, alas......"

She lowered her head, looking at the pieces of bamboo and wood that were rotten and even maggots planted on the ground of the thatched house, her stomach was churning, and she sneered:

[Could the ancients only use these bamboo and wood chips to 'scrape off'? Oh, my God! I don't know how to jump time now, if according to the state of Jing Mo's body at this time, it will take me at least a thousand years to return to the point in time I have crossed over, this is to ask me to use 'scratch' to scratch out a thousand years? Is there no paper!? Shouldn't paper have been invented in this era!! And silk, hey! It's a big deal! Alas...... It seems that this is going to be scraped off and then washed again. No wonder the ancients talked about washing your buttocks. Wait to go to West Lake to wash? Or just fetch a bucket of water in the store? Alas, I don't have any silver on me, I'm just a child...... Why don't you wear it to a larger 'Jingmo'? ...... in every way]

Suddenly, there was a knock on the wooden door of the hut.

Jing Mo was shocked, and instinctively wanted to shout, but was stopped by the soft and steady voice outside the door.

"Jing Mo, I'll ask your brother to hand you your toilet chip through the crack in the door, I'll be guarding outside, call me if there's anything."

"Oh......" Jing Mo blinked, and she inevitably had an inexplicable feeling at this time.

After taking the toilet chip passed to her by her younger brother Jing Xuan, she first looked at it carefully, only to see a few flowers carved on the toilet chip, although Jing Mo didn't know what kind of flowers those flowers were, but the toilet chip made of sandalwood exuded a refreshing sandalwood fragrance, which made Jing Mo feel a lot more at ease.

[Ahem...... It's not because I can't stand the sanitary conditions of ancient times, but because ...... Not...... If it's a man's body, I don't care, but after all, this is Jing Mo's body, and I should take good care of it. Alas...... Saying...... If this is 'scraped', will it scrape the dirt there? Well...... It seems that I can't scrape from the back to the front according to my old habits, and if I get any disease, then I will die and I won't be able to pay it back......]

So, Jing Mo blushed and carefully invited those "distinguished guests who don't leave" out from the back, although the theory is correct, but after all, it is the first time for zero, whether it is from the control of the body or the experience, it is the first experience, stumbling is inevitable, scraping the flesh, touching the embarrassing place and the like. It is also thanks to her that she is very careful, although every time she touches a place that should not be touched, she will tremble, but after all, she has been meticulously practiced according to the "theory", and after the major matter is solved, Jing Mo found that she had already sweated her clothes.

[Original...... The smell of a girl's sweat is not sweet at all......]

The sense of joy and mission accomplishment like victory in the Great War is the most unforgettable feeling in the absolute time of these two months. She breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to throw away the carved sandalwood toilet chip, but suddenly stopped, and at this moment, she realized the meaning of Ye Yan buying this toilet chip for her.

[Yes, yes, yes...... It's for your own use, just wash it together, alas! 】

Jing Mo finally persuaded himself to be prepared to fight a "protracted war" against ancient sanitary conditions.

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After Jing Mo was convenient and cleaned, Ye Yan asked Xiao Er to set up a table of wine and food on the first floor of the inn.

"As soon as you settled that matter, you came to eat?" Jing Mo's expression was very rich.

Jing Xuan couldn't wait to sit on the bench, but he knew how to be polite, no matter how hungry he was, he didn't move his chopsticks first, but waited for Yeyan to take a seat.

Seeing this situation, Ye Yan couldn't help but say happily: "Hehe, Xiao Jingxuan doesn't have to be formal; As for Jing Mo, your personality is too rough, if you want to be my disciple, you still need to have a good experience. However, a few of your senior brothers will help me exercise your temperament, and I don't need to worry. ”

Jing Mo pursed his lips, "I'll go find something to do in the future that can make money, I heard that the killer is very good." ”

As a result, before Yeyan could reply, a drunken old man at the side table suddenly interjected: "Female doll...... How many miles can you walk with your little body? ”

Jing Mo glanced at the old man and ignored it.

"But...... Belch...... To ...... It's easy to be an assassin depending on your looks, even ...... Hehe, it's not ...... to assassinate the saints today. Ask...... Title! ”

Jing Mo didn't expect this drunken old man to chatter, not only chattering, but also offending the emperor.

"You old man, your accent is official, but what you say is very rebellious, aren't you afraid of cutting off your head?" Jing Mo retorted.

The drunkard grinned: "Don't be afraid...... Don't be afraid! I'm not vain in everything, but I'm not vain Officers and soldiers come to arrest me, how about it, do you want to learn my kung fu? ”

"What kung fu can you have?! Don't be afraid that the officers and soldiers will come to arrest you, is it difficult, you have done a good job? "Jing Mo's body is zero after all, people in the future look at the past, and they naturally have big nerves, even if this old man says that he is the first person in today's martial arts, Jing Mo will not believe it at all.

"Blind-say! I'm just working on one, just one...... Look at people's skills......" Before the drunkard finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of whips and hooves of horses galloping outside.

"Passing by the inn, there was a woman wearing a hat, the woman was holding a long black cloth bag in her arms, she looked nervous, there were tears in the corners of her eyes, her palms were calloused, and her arms were strong; Looking at this image, it is either a swordsman or a maid. But she rode her horse and bowed, it didn't seem like it was intentional, the natural state was undoubted, and the position of the sword was also inappropriate, so she must be a maid. ”

Jing Mo raised his eyebrows, looked at the drunkard in surprise and asked, "You old man has such good eyesight?" Then again, are you so sure you're not afraid of being slapped in the face? ”

The drunkard didn't hear the meaning of "slapping his face", but he didn't care, but stroked his beard and said slowly: "Not long ago, I heard that there was a movement in the General's Mansion in Hangzhou. This thing...... made the lord of the mansion lose face, and the thunder jumped. This is not! The lord of the general's mansion will definitely be grounded in Miss Situ when he returns to the mansion this time. Just think about what happened next. It's nothing more than marrying off his daughter, as for who to marry, hehe, I'm afraid...... It's time to demote the throne. The woman riding the horse just now should be Miss Situ's personal maid. It stands to reason that the daughters of the General's Mansion not only have a large number of maids, but the quality is not bad, but everyone in Hangzhou City knows that Miss Situ has been treated like this since she was a child......

Hearing this, Ye Yan took a sip of tea and slowly got up.

"Jing Mo, you take Jing Xuan to eat well, I'll come when I go." With that, he walked out the door without looking back.

"This—" Jing Mo was dumbfounded.

The drunkard smiled knowingly, "Hey, that man is afraid that there will be thieves who want to stop that maid along the way, so let's eliminate all difficulties in advance." ”

"How do you seem to know everything, old man?" Jing Mo became jealous.

The drunkard didn't care, and stretched out his "devil's claws" to the wine bottle on Jing Mo's table, "Although the drunkard doesn't mean to drink, I say so much, just to ask for more of this cup, hahaha." ”

After a drink, the drunkard put the wine money on the dining table, staggered out of the inn, and groaned:

There are drunkards in the Southern Dynasty, and a thousand cups are not poured back to the fairy palace!