I swear, if Miao Hu had been replaced by Brother Donkey, I would have beaten him a long time ago, but who told me that I couldn't beat Miao Hu?

"Let's go out to eat together, I'll see if I'll find you something to do when you're done." I didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with Miao Hu, so I took Miao Hu and went out together.

Miao Hu followed me and said, "Are you going to keep your façade open?" ”

"Forget it." I shook my head, now the guy on Taiping Road hasn't figured out what the situation is, if he finally opens the store, and then comes and smashes my store, how wronged.

I've smashed my soul hall four or five times.

After taking Miao Hu out, Miao Hu almost had to eat everything he saw, belonging to the type of drinking a bowl of soy milk and pouring a bowl, and it was estimated that there were too many days when he was not bad for money, and he didn't take money as money at all.

I buy everything I see, and after I buy it, I lose it after eating two bites.

After taking him to breakfast, I walked around the area at the entrance of the medical university, and I took Miao Hu to the most prosperous part of the road and asked: "Otherwise, I'll set up a stall for you, and it feels good to be lucky and fool money or something." ”

"You want Lao Tzu to set up a stall?" Miao Hu glared at me: "Can I work like that, it's a shame." ”

"Then open a façade for your old man?" I asked with a smile.

"Hmph." Miao Hu snorted: "It's about the same, but don't worry, wait until I find a façade that I am satisfied with, forget it, you don't have anything to visit in this shabby place, take me to buy two wind chimes and go home." ”

"What do you do when you buy wind chimes?" I asked.

"If you want to follow me to buy it, you can buy it, what nonsense." Miao Hu glared at me.

I don't know where to sell wind chimes, but after looking for a long time, I finally found it.

I bought two pink wind chimes, and as soon as I got home with Miao Hu, Miao Hu took a brush and cinnabar and began to draw talismans on these two wind chimes.

"What are you doing?" I sat next to me and looked at the talisman drawn by Miao Hu, I didn't even know this kind of talisman.

"You people who have learned the Tao will definitely not be able to do this crooked magic." Miao Hu grinned, and shook the wind chime: "Give me your birthday." ”

Miao Hu won't hurt me, I took a piece of rune paper and wrote the eight characters of my birthday, Miao Hu put this rune paper on the table, and then put the wind chime on this rune paper, reading: "Urgent as a law." ”

After Miao Hu finished reading, this rune paper actually burned, this wind chime is made of plastic, but the strange thing is that it was not burned by the fire, but my birthday appeared on the wind chime.

"This is called the Debate Bell, and it is a kind of thing that our cult has studied." Miao Hu introduced: "A lot of your Taoist techniques are used to ward off evil spirits, or the Taoist techniques used to remind yourself are too bad, this wind chime will be hung on the balcony later, and as long as there are demons approaching at night, it will remind you." ”

"Reminder? I will have one or two of this kind of Taoism, so why is it so troublesome to get such a wind chime. "I said strangely.

Miao Hu smiled: "You know a fart, is this wind chime an ordinary thing?" For example, if you're sleeping, if a demon sneaks in, it will take the wind chime for you and attack it, and you'll wake up in an instant. ”

"It's not just this, this wind chime is not completely useless, I added some evil qi to him, which is equivalent to a bomb, as long as a ghost is close, after five seconds, it will explode, even if it is a powerful ghost, it can be blown up in an instant." Miao Hu smiled: "This thing is not something that ordinary people know. ”

"I'll go, this is still a multi-function wind chime?" I immediately became interested in this thing, those Taoist techniques I know can indeed prevent evil spirits, but compared to the wind chimes that Miao Hu said, they are simply scum.

"Alright, hang it on the balcony." After Miao Hu finished speaking, he scratched the back of his head: "Let's get rid of the Taiping Dao guy first." ”

"Uncle Hu, the news that you are still alive must have been transmitted back to Taiping Dao, and Taiping Dao may also send some people over, but we can only deal with a few ......"

Miao Hu looked at me and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"I mean, even if we solve a few Taiping Dao people, there will still be many people who will deal with us, and we can't destroy Taiping Dao if we treat the symptoms but not the root cause." I thought for a moment and said, "You can't be unaware of this problem, why don't you run away, but stay and deal with the people of Taiping Dao?" ”

Miao Hu laughed, raised his hand and patted me on the back of the head: "Lao Tzu hasn't seen any wind and waves, don't you just want me to put me in danger and help you lure Xiaoyu out, you are so careful, why can't I see it." ”

"Uh." I smiled awkwardly.

I'm actually really embarrassed, after all, Miao Hu saw through my little thoughts at a glance.

"I stayed, in fact, I also want to see Xiaoyu, I know about you and Xiaoyu, and I also vaguely know what Xiaoyu is doing, I want to see him." Miao Hu's eyes suddenly deepened, and he sighed: "Our Miao Witch Sect is now in disintegration, after all, Xiaoyu grew up in the Miao Witch Sect since she was a child, I have to tell her something, after telling her these things, I can leave with peace of mind." ”

"Leave?" My brow furrowed.

"My brother and I have received great favors from the sect leader since we were children, without the sect leader, maybe my brother and I would have starved to death, some things, it's time to tell Xiaoyu." Miao Hu sighed and said, "Okay, don't worry about it, anyway, you can kill as many people as you come to Taiping Dao, Xiaoyu can receive news from the two of us." ”

"What the hell is my daughter-in-law going to? Can you tell me no. I spoke.

"Can't tell." Miao Hu shook his head.

I stared at Miao Hu's eyes, seeing that he looked like he was killed and didn't say anything, and finally sighed and said, "Forget it, if you don't want to say it, you don't want to say it." ”

Next, Miao Hu and I stayed at home, except for watching TV or watching TV, we were so idle.

Paralyzing, it's boring.

After two days in a row, the only thing I did to go out every day was to buy food and then watch TV at home.

Finally, in the middle of the night the next day, I fell asleep in a daze, and suddenly, my chest was very tight, and my eyes opened as soon as I brushed it.

This feeling is very strange, as if I have eaten something disgusting, I feel uncomfortable, I want to vomit, I picked up my phone and looked at the time, two o'clock in the morning.

I rubbed Yu Shi's eyes, and a bad feeling rose in my heart, could it be that something happened to the wind chimes?

Thinking of this, I ran to the living room and looked at the wind chimes on the balcony.

The wind chimes that I used to hang on the balcony are gone.

"There is a situation," I turned around and shouted at the house where Miao Hu lived.

Miao Hu actually walked in from outside the balcony and said, "Don't shout, I already knew." ”