Chapter 477: Let's have a picnic

"Your original purpose was to help that girl named Sakura Makiri, right?"

After re-hiding Rider and the makeshift healing platform she was in in phase space, Saber, who had been thinking about it, suddenly broke his silence and said straight to the point.

"Why do you think so?"

I looked curiously at the blonde girl, who looked straight at her with lake-green eyes that were not a trace of impurities, and on his face was unwavering confidence in his own conjecture.

"Rider mentioned your motives, and it just got me thinking," Saber turned his head to look at the back of Tears as he was heading to the kitchen to prepare lunch, "You've always interpreted those seemingly freewheeling actions as your own interest or curiosity, but at least what happened today, I don't think you were helping the girl named Sakura Maki by chance." ”

"That's right, it was planned to draw it, for some reason, I learned a little about that girl's experience, and then I sympathized, it's as simple as that."

It was a very vague answer, and if you really wanted to investigate it seriously, you would fall into even greater doubts, but the Knight King just nodded and gave up the intention of pursuing it.

"Help ordinary people in distress, the same character as Shirou," the silly hair on Saber's head jumped up and down as she nodded earnestly, "Although you are not human, you are an upright person. ”

Great, an upright person, I finally didn't directly say that I was a good person.

I was moved in my heart that I hadn't been issued a good person card this time, but a very subtle grunt suddenly sounded from my side.

"Ah," Saber clutched her stomach slightly awkwardly, "I didn't eat too much for breakfast. ”

I understand that because of the pitiful gaze of Fujimura and Maki Sakura, as well as the two one-meter-two dwarf winter melons fighting around the dining table from time to time, basically as long as there is no lack of heart, you will not be able to eat well.

It is worth mentioning here that it seems that the heartless masters in the family can eat Hesse nonsense no matter what the situation.

"It's a little hungry," it's not good to embarrass a girl because of her stomach, I quickly rubbed my stomach too, "Hunger is the enemy, and it may be a little difficult for Tears to cook alone, let's go over and help." ”

"Hmm" the Dumb Furry King nodded heavily, "I agree with you, hunger is the enemy"

Wow, that's what she really thought

How to say it, and the dumb hair king, the tearful sister is like a family of three happily preparing lunch sounds like an old and beautiful thing, but the reality is cruel and abnormal, as soon as the tears heard that I was going into the kitchen to help, they almost held a shovel and put on a desperate posture, and saw that Saber spent ten minutes studying the direction of the gas stove switch, and the tears who had entered the strange mode of housewives also unceremoniously blasted out our King of Great Britain, and the result was a king of the world, A head of state of all worlds was defeated by a cook lady like this, and was reduced to the point of grabbing a TV with two one-meter-two in the living room.

I'm still more at ease with Tears' craftsmanship, although it's not as good as Anvina's bug-level chef who is obviously out of specification, and even practices to the level of the law, but her background is very ordinary, and the level of diligent tears in housekeeping is definitely not bad, she has also learned a few hands with Anwena with great interest, and after tasting her craft, even Anvina, who is a teacher, highly praised Tears' talent in cooking, and even wanted to teach Tears on a whim" The first skill necessary to become a gold medal maid is the maid outfit ribbon tentacle attack and heavy firearm disassembly guide, Tears decisively chooses to retreat.

Once again, I would like to remind you that students with less than 1 million combat strength should not challenge Avena's "Maid Handbook", otherwise even the Imperial Commander will die.

Time passed in the boring but joyful grabbing of the TV and the grunting sound of a certain dull hair king's stomach from time to time, finally, the aroma of the meal came from the direction of the kitchen, the smell seemed to become a signal, Saber, who was still watching TV next to him, decisively sat down at the dining table in the next second, although the sitting posture was upright enough to be compared with the sculpture, but the series of afterimages from the TV to the dining table really made me want to complain, and Pandora and Viska glanced at each other, At the same time, he felt that he had found an opportunity to express himself in front of everyone, and ran in the direction of the kitchen in a gust of wind, and after a while, the two little ones walked quickly into the living room with a large tray on their heads.

Anyway, are you using the method of putting a dinner plate on your head to strengthen your image of a dwarf winter melon?

"Today's cooking is my brother's favorite Chinese food," Tear, who was still wearing an apron, said as he brought the last dish of soup to the table with a smile of invitation, and then looked at me with big eyes full of anticipation, "This soup is a confident work of tears, my brother must drink it well."

Great, is this the legendary love soup from the soft girl? It's so blessed to be a tearful brother.

However, it seems that God is not willing to let me drink the soup so happily, and at the moment when everyone is about to start, a sharp air scream from the sky outside suddenly interrupts everyone's movements.

The voice was so familiar that Saber, who had already had two experiences, ...... almost immediately Holding the rice cooker next to him, he rushed in the direction of the door.

"Viska packed up the pots and pans, Pandora resisted the table, tearfully helped me carry these meals, and quickly withdrew"

At this critical moment, I was able to calm down and methodically assign the rescue work for today's lunch, so that Saber, who had already run to the door, couldn't help but hesitate, and then turned back and praised: "You must be a good leader"

Hey, hey, hey, that's not the time to think about leadership, is it? How the fuck am I going to explain what is going to happen next to the Emiya, damn it

Almost as soon as we had just left the danger zone with the salvaged food we were carrying and gathered in the front yard, half of the ground was still in a state of destruction, a dazzling ball of light had already pierced the sky with a thunderous momentum, and then smashed straight into the roof of the main house where we had been a second before.

In an instant, the earth crumbled, the walls crumbled, and billowing smoke erupted from every window of the main house, and the walls that supported those windows began to crumble two seconds later.

The shockwave of the alien object unsurprisingly destroyed the main mansion of the Guardian Mansion, and the historic structure was quickly enveloped in a cloud of smoke in our daze, and then collapsed at an alarming speed, splashing of rubble and steel bars striking the spectral shield, causing ripples that could not make any waves in my already water-standing heart.

Because just now it occurred to me one thing: if Pandora and Viska were the two superhuman girls, maybe this landing module could be intercepted in mid-air.

Emiya-san, I'm ...... I'll really fix your house

"Is this your guy again?" Saber held the rice cooker that she regarded as a treasure (for this young girl who had led the army for many years, "military rations" were really treasures), and suddenly said in a very resigned tone, "So, at least tell me, how many of you are still planning to come?" ”

"Don't worry, this is the last one, definitely the last one," I said quickly and resolutely, "and I will definitely be responsible for helping to fix the house."

"I believe in you." The Dumb Fur King nodded, and wanted to say something, but was immediately interrupted by a voice from the thick smoke on the opposite side:

"Wow, Jun finally came out of the turbulence, it seems that he missed a lot of interesting things, and starved me, do you have anything to eat?"

With such a cheerful shout, a bright golden figure with a touch of sky blue has broken through the drifting smoke and dust mist, and I feel that the plate in my hand is about to be lost more than ten meters away.

Sure enough, a minute later, the lunch we had just rescued had been reduced by a third at a visible rate at the rate at which Sandora could throw out the afterimage.

At least, at least leave a pair of chopsticks, even if I'll have instant noodles later, I'll have a guy to eat

Such a shocking eating scene even the big-bellied Saber was amazed, and she even threw a horrified look at me: "This is an amazing amount of food, even the most delicious knight can't compare to her, and ...... Why did she even bite off her chopsticks? ”

Cut, my Sandora's eating range can directly sweep the periodic table, and the chopsticks are not enough

"Whew, let's eat so-so."

After a few minutes, she put down half of the plate in her hand and said to us with a gentle patting of her completely unchanged belly.

"In terms of food, I am willing to bow to the wind."

Saber said abruptly, then bowed to Sandora sincerely.

I looked at the still smoking house behind Sandora with a puzzled expression, wondering if she would simply faint when she returned.

"Sandora, let's get Avalon to send some sappers, construction workers disguised as *humans, we need to fix someone's house."

But the top priority now is how to prevent Wei Gong from coming back to us desperately - although it is still a question whether the good old man will have the notion of finding someone desperately.

Seeing that it was not too early, I hurried out of the gate of the Emiya Mansion, only to see Emiya Shirou and Rin Tosaka walking from the other side of the path together, and seeing that both of them had relaxed expressions, it was obvious that the matter in the school was resolved so quickly, and that the other hostile magician would soon surface made them both quite happy, but one of them was afraid that he would not be able to laugh soon.

"Yo Wei Palace"

When I was still more than ten meters away from the other party, I greeted loudly, and the young man on the opposite side also waved his hand at this side from a distance, and then Miss Tosaka suddenly took two steps and came to me menacingly: "Hey, it looks like you ignored me just now, right?" ”

Sorry, because the other thing is just too serious.

"Why are you waiting at the door, so it is a dereliction of duty for the host to let the guests go out to greet them." As he spoke, he was about to push the door into the courtyard, but I grabbed him.

"Well, there's one thing I want to tell you...... We've already put in touch with the construction workers ourselves, and they'll start repairing the sinkhole in your backyard and the courtyard wall outside in two days. ”

"Ah, that's great, I've been having a bit of a headache with this question." Emiya immediately patted his head and smiled happily.

"There's one more thing," I pondered, and then my face straightened, "and we're going to help you flip the main house by the way." ”

As the words fell, I reached out and pushed open the gate of the courtyard, revealing the ruins and ruins inside.

"That's why I broke it first and then set up ......"

"Ahh

Looking at the Emiya Mansion, which had been almost completely destroyed, a certain coyote had a look of desire to cry without tears, while Rin Tosaka on the side nodded his head and concluded irresponsibly: "I think you will die at their hands before the Holy Grail War is over." ”

Even the spirited Archer couldn't help but appear as an entity, looking at the desolate scene of the demolition site under the sun in front of him, the corners of the eyes of the man in red suddenly jumped: "Three-fifths of the backyard was destroyed, the main house collapsed, half of the courtyard wall collapsed, and one-third of the front yard was destroyed, sure enough, you are here to invade the earth."

It's too much, we're obviously here to save the world

"Anyway, how do you settle your dinner today?" Rin Tosaka glanced around the dilapidated yard, then raised an eyebrow, "The kitchen is gone." ”

"This, it looks like my sister has already solved it."

I coughed in embarrassment, then reached out and pointed to a corner of the yard.

Tears set up a grill over there, and a whole bunch of tools that God knows where he had gathered, and happily played a bush barbecue on the concrete ruins, while next to her, Pandora and Viska were competing to cut meat, Saber was helping to prepare the charcoal fire, and another beautiful girl with long golden waterfall hair was drooling.

"We can have a picnic."

Compared to Emiya Shirou's pained expression, Rin Tosaka immediately showed interest: "Oh? It seems to be fun, as if I've found a bit of a desperate survival game, but that blonde girl seems to be an unfamiliar face, right? ”

Sandora's ear power is of course amazing, as soon as Rin Tosaka's words fell, she immediately flashed in front of everyone, and then nodded to Rin Tosaka with textbook aristocratic etiquette and noble temperament, her expression was like a king in the civilian world: "Hello, I am a photography enthusiast from the Delta Centauri star cluster, and I was thrilled to avoid a passing wild Ultraman and crash-landed here." ”

This girl remembered the wrong word, so I quickly remedied: "Ah, the administrative division of our head has changed again, and the Delta Cluster is now changed in the household register." ”

Rin Tosaka was dumbfounded, and then looked at me with a sad and indignant expression: "At least you change your profession, except for photography enthusiasts, you centaurs are nothing else?" ”

Cut, anyway, everyone knows that Lu Dao is fooling people, and if you are serious, you will lose.

The sky gradually darkened, until the lights came on, the dark stars flickered, and the grill was set up between the ruins of reinforced concrete, and the light of the bonfire was an experience that most people could never have imagined, and even Emiya Shirou himself was in high spirits.

Well, this guy is really an incredible good old man, ordinary people want to encounter such a situation, not looking for us to desperately is a sign of restraint, and he can still think of the question of whether we will not be used to it after falling on the earth, although this is related to our promise to help repair the house in a short time, but this guy's temper is really incorrigibly good, right?

"You didn't mean it anyway," Enomiya Shirou just waved his hand generously at my question, "and you're on a strange planet, you should need more help than I do, and you've helped rebuild the house, so I shouldn't be angry at all, right?" ”

In the face of such a strange guy, I was completely speechless.

"Wow, this barbecue is so good" Tears suddenly exclaimed, and then Saber on the other side immediately puffed up proudly: "Roasting any edible meat with any kind of fuel in quantities is an indispensable skill for marching and fighting, although I am not very good at the use of modern kitchen utensils, but I am quite confident in this traditional barbecue technique"

"You're such an incredible bunch," Rin Tosaka whispered, leaning over quietly, "what a mess of our lives, but...... Now it makes people feel a lot more relaxed. ”

"Yes," I said noncommittally.

"Tosaka, is there one thing I can ask you?"

After a moment of silence, the voice suddenly sounded in the other party's mind, and the girl who was slowly solving the barbecue in front of her was startled, almost choked, and then looked at me with a surprised gaze.

"Heart-to-heart conversation, we're just capable of it, now you can try to respond."

Rin Tosaka lowered his head, waited for a few seconds, and sure enough, the other party's tentative voice sounded in my head: "Well, is that so?" ”

"Well done, I just wanted to ask, what exactly is the meaning of the Holy Grail in your heart?"

Not expecting me to suddenly throw such a question, Rin Tosaka was stunned for a moment, and then replied, "Holy Grail?" It doesn't mean much to me, all I want is the outcome of the Holy Grail War, that's all, and if the Holy Grail can fulfill his wish or something, if Archer wants it, I'll leave it to him. ”

"Do you just want to prove the strength of your Tosaka family heir and comfort your father?"

This time, it was a longer silence.

"You seem to know everything."

"As a high school student in the new century, you must understand one thing: voyeurism, that's the nature of aliens"