Section 034, resentment
"I didn't expect this stinky boy to hide there, he's really smart enough, Badou, you let Xiaobai play tricks on that guy to see how bold he is."
After Liu Shoucai thought for a while, he signaled Badou to find Xiaobai to make trouble with the sunspot, so that he could formulate a perfect punishment for the sunspot, the punishment should not be too light, otherwise the sunspot would not be remembered for a lifetime, and it could not be too heavy, if it was too heavy, the sunspot would also be scared to death, and then it would not be fun.
"You're really bored, so how are you going to punish him? Is it just to let Xiaobai scare and scare? Badou didn't know what Liu Shoucai was thinking, so he asked curiously.
"How is that possible, you can't cheap him, Xiaobai is just going to scare him, his real punishment is still to come, you also go with Xiaobai, lest Xiaobai mess around when the time comes, look at it, don't let people play to death, otherwise you won't have to play in the future."
"Well, I know, then I'll go."
Badou nodded and went out Liu Shoucai looked at the sunspot in the peeping mirror and shivered, the real punishment was about to begin, a sneer appeared at the corner of Liu Shoucai's mouth, for the sunspot, Liu Shoucai will not be soft, this person is really too bad, Du Dafu was also taken by him.
In fact, Du Dafu was not like that, Du Dafu was really a good citizen before, and he often did good deeds, but it was because he was damaged by sunspots, so he became so cruel now, from the housekeeper's mouth, Liu Shoucai also knew what Du Dafu looked like before.
Although those are things in the past, but that is also indelible, no wonder the housekeeper is so loyal to Du Dafu, it turns out that Du Dafu can really bear the loyalty of the housekeeper before, but now this qiΔ can only become the memory of the housekeeper.
Du Mansion was also sold by the prefect with the departure of Du Dafu, and the money was given to Xiao Cui Niang and the relatives of those tragic girls, which is also the reason why Liu Shoucai looks down on the prefect, and few officials really do things for the people, so Liu Shoucai also has a lot of respect for the prefect.
Xiao Bai and Badou came to the secret passage of Dufu, and after finding the sunspot, Xiao Bai became the blue fire god, of course, this was all changed in front of the sunspot, in order to scare the sunspot.
Kuroko saw that Xiaobai had become a monster more than two meters tall, and there was still flames all over his body, so he rolled his eyes in fright, and fainted directly, Xiaobai and Badou suddenly smelled a smell of urine, and when they looked carefully, they found that Kuroko was actually scared to pee, and this sunspot was really too small.
"Damn, uncle, this bastard is too timid! I scared him out of one transformation, so what about waiting for his punishment? If it's too light, I really can't calm the anger in my heart. β
"Don't worry! Brother Liu will give everyone a satisfactory explanation, we have to believe him, you can carry this person back! β
"What are you kidding, he's all urinating, how can you let me carry him back on my back? If you want to carry it, you will carry it back, so I will ignore this disgusting guy. β
Xiao Bai looked disgusted, after it changed back, he turned his head and ran out, Badou shook his head and sighed, then dragged Kuroko's legs and pulled outside, anyway, it was impossible for him to carry this guy back, and it was actually nothing to drag all the way, anyway, the ancient ground was all mud, and it would not kill anyone if he dragged it back.
When the sunspot was dragged back, Bato and Xiaobai stayed away from the sunspot, and I don't know why, the smell of the sunspot is getting worse and worse, and it should be on purpose, which Bato didn't think of, fortunately he didn't carry the sunspot just now, otherwise he would have a stink all over his body at this time.
"This bastard boy is too disgusting, and urine are pulled in the crotch of his pants, Liu Shoucai, what are you going to do with him?"
"Wake him up with water first, and then I'm going to ask him a few words, and when I'm done, I'll give you the final punishment."
Liu Shoucai's tone was very flat, just now when he peeked into the heavenly mirror, Liu Shoucai also saw the surface of the sunspot, so he has completely lost interest in the sunspot now, of course, he also wants to let this guy get out of the way as soon as possible, it's just too disgusting, he hasn't eaten yet.
Badou got cold water, and then poured it directly on Kuroko's face, Kuroko choked on the cold water, and then coughed twice and woke up, seeing Liu Shoucai and Badou standing in front of him, Kuroko quickly stood up tremblingly, as if he felt the foreign object in his crotch, and Kuroko's face immediately changed.
"You...... Why are you doing this to me? β
"Why? You are embarrassed to ask why, then why did you instigate Du Dafu to kill Xiaocui? How innocent are they? You are the way you are now, you are all self-inflicted, so you have to be punished for the mistakes you have made. β
"I don't want it, I don't want to accept the punishment, you let me go, I give you money, I have a lot of money, I give it all to you, I don't want it, please let me go! Please......"
Heizi knelt in front of Liu Shoucai and Badou and kowtowed, seeing Heizi crying with snot and tears, Liu Shoucai immediately took two steps back in disgust, Heizi saw that Liu Shoucai was a little far away from him, his eyes rolled a little, and he quickly got up from the ground and rushed out of the door.
It's just that when he just rushed to the street, a flash of lightning suddenly hit the sky and slashed directly on the sunspot's head, of course, this thunderbolt was not a real thunderbolt, but Liu Shoucai used the power of the talisman to make it, in order to prevent the sunspot from escaping.
After being struck by lightning, the sunspot also stood still, because he had already arrived on the street, so he immediately watched many people, the sunspot really became a sunspot at this time, his face was also black, and no part of his body was white, which shows how domineering the power of this thunder charm is.
"Brother Liu, what are you going to do with him?"
"What else can I do, since this kid is so blind, then I will make him unable to raise his head for the rest of his life."
After Liu Shoucai finished speaking, he chattered, and the black flying talisman seal in his hand also hit out, when the black talisman seal and the body of the sunspot merged into one, Liu Shoucai squirted out a mouthful of blood from his mouth, of course, this was not his blood, but the chicken blood he drank just now.
"What does that mean?"
Badou and Xiaobai didn't quite understand, so they hurriedly asked, but Liu Shoucai just smiled.
"Speak! What the hell is that? How can there be a black sigil? β
"That's what I got unintentionally, it's a curse talisman, but the mind of the control people, in the future, the sunspot can't die if he wants to, and it is impossible for him to live, he will live in a painful nightmare all his life, let him also taste the harm suffered by Xiaocui, this kind of person can only be treated in this cruel way, otherwise, even if he kills him, it will be difficult for him to live in hell."
"Since it's none of our business, can we have a good meal? I haven't eaten all day today, and I'm already hungry. β
After Xiao Bai saw it, he patted his stomach, Liu Shoucai and Badou turned their heads to look at Heizi, and suddenly the two of them covered their stomachs and vomited on the side.
"Hey, you two can't be pregnant, right? Say, "Whose child are you two pregnant?" What unsightly things have you done behind my back? β
"Damn, Xiaobai, are we as unbearable as you say? Besides, how can a man get pregnant, is it okay to use your brain? Don't think about some obscene pictures in your head all day long, I'm really convinced of you, just now Kuroko and peed in the crotch of his pants, do you still have the appetite to eat? β
"Why no appetite? Anyway, I didn't see it, and besides, we didn't eat in front of the and urine pulled out by the sunspot, can you two stop thinking about such disgusting things all the time, think more about the beautiful legs and thin waist, and the vixen who twists the waist of the water snake......"
Xiao Bai said that an unknown liquid flowed out of his mouth, and Liu Shoucai and Badou who saw it were even more disgusting, they hurriedly pushed open the door to rest, and they didn't want to eat, Xiao Bai saw that the two of them really had no appetite to eat, so they could only find something to fill their stomachs by themselves.
After the sunspot was punished, Liu Shoucai also went to the prefect and told the prefect about the situation of the sunspot, and the prefect appreciated Liu Shoucai's spells very much, so he also asked Liu Shoucai to give him a few peace charms.
"Lord Prefect, these talismans were drawn by myself, much more powerful than those temple masters, this talisman can not only block the erosion of those monsters, but also protect your life."
"Thank you very much, Master, by the way, Master, what are your plans for the future? You've been here for two days, and you don't know what you're going to do next? β
Liu Shoucai saw that the prefect had something to say, so he naturally sold the prefect's face, "My lord, I don't know if you need our help, as long as we can help you, we will definitely help, of course, if we can't help you solve it, then we can only be embarrassed, after all, we are also just here, and we don't know any acquaintances, and we don't know any magicians here." β
"You think too much, I just want you to get your profession up, there are a lot of people in this place who need to settle down and ask for protection, I think you have the ability to help everyone."
Seeing that the prefect originally meant this, Liu Shoucai was also relieved, in fact, he thought just now that the prefect wanted to hide his identity, but now with the support of the prefect, Liu Shoucai also felt that he and Badou Tie would definitely achieve something in this place.
"Lord Prefect, we originally had this meaning, and it was precisely because of Du Dafu's incident that we delayed it for two days, and when we go back, Badou and I will officially start to hang up the identity of the Imperial Spirit Man, and then the prefect must also introduce people to us, so as not to lose our jobs directly as soon as we open."
"Hehehe...... That's natural, you can rest assured, the official will definitely help you, let you open grandly, although this place looks prosperous, but at night, but not peaceful, just need people like you, you will have endless money in the future, and your reputation will rise with the tide, I just hope you can always maintain a good heart, don't become a demon! Because this official has also seen this kind of person, I have to remind you. β
"Lord Prefect, you can rest assured, even if we really want to become the kind of cholera demon in the world you said, the Heavenly Dao will punish us, and we are following in the footsteps of Grandpa Shennong, and we will not cause any harm to the people, you can rest assured."
"Okay, with your assurance, I'm also relieved, then you guys get busy first! When you open, the official will bring people over to cheer you on. β
"Then thank you to the prefect, the grass people will retire."
After Liu Shoucai and Badou said goodbye to the prefect, they went back, and when they returned home, Liu Shoucai and Badou were busy focusing on their old business, because they wanted to make their identities clear this time, so they also needed to hang a banner at the door to show that others were exorcists and demons.
"Badou, you hang that banner a little higher, no, no, a little more to the right, hey, it's over, it's over, it's a little left, it's over, it's lower......"
Badou hung the banner outside, and Liu Shoucai pointed fingers below, but every time he either disliked the high, or deviated, and the angry Badou directly threw off the flag.
"If you don't think it's okay, hang it up slowly! You can hang it however you want, it's really a problem. β
Seeing that Badou was really angry, Liu Shoucai laughed twice, and hurriedly stepped forward to massage Badou while explaining: "Badou! Don't be angry, I'm just trying to make our flags hang a little better, so I'm asking for more, you dissipate your anger, this time I'll go up and hang the flags, and you'll watch from below. β
Liu Shoucai also knew Badou's temper, so he didn't dare to let him go up again, lest Badou be angry and ruin the flag, when Liu Shoucai went up to hang the flag, Badou also began to pretend to point fingers, although Liu Shoucai had resentment in his heart, but in order for himself to be able to return to his old business, he also held back his anger for a while.
A banner hung for half an hour, but fortunately, it was finally hung up, after Liu Shoucai got down from the ladder, he didn't even look at the banner hanging on the door and went into the house, and Badou didn't look at the banner again, because the banner had already choked the two people.
As soon as Xiaobai came back from outside, he saw the banner hanging on the door, but he didn't look at it before turning his head, it was not interested in this.
Three days later, Liu Shoucai's exorcism and demon hunting celestial master faΓ§ade began to open, the prefect really brought a few distinguished guests to visit, those distinguished guests also just bought a house, let Liu Shoucai go to look at each other, Liu Shoucai and Badou Xiaobai division of labor, one chooses a house, fortunately, the feng shui of the house bought by those few people is okay, otherwise a few of them will definitely be busy to death.
On the day of the opening, there were many people who came to see the house and asked to catch ghosts, of course, the reason why Liu Shoucai was chosen was also because Liu Shoucai solved the incident of Xiaocui, and there were also people who looked at the prefect's face, but no matter what it was, Liu Shoucai was still very happy, because on this day, he made a lot of money.
"Get rich, get rich, if you make so much money every day like today, or in a few days, we will become the richest man in this place, hey, I really didn't expect that I would become a big tyrant one day, Xiaobai Badou, are you also very happy?"
Xiaobai and Badou lay on the bed weakly, ignoring Liu Shoucai at all, for money, although Badou also likes it, but it is definitely not as crazy as Liu Shoucai, and Xiaobai doesn't care much about this kind of thing.
"I said, Brother Liu, why don't you feel tired? We're both dying of exhaustion, and if every day is like today, then we'd better close the door! I don't want to be so tired every day that I'm left to breathe. β
"Me too, I don't like to be so busy every day, in the future, we will only take three jobs a day, scarce things are expensive, if we are as unrestrained as today every day, then sooner or later we will have no food."
"Xiaobai is right, I agree."
"Well, I agree, okay! In order for us to have food every day in the future, I agreed to only take three jobs a day, just one for each of the three of us, and if there is something that can't be solved, we will solve it together at that time, so that we will not be too tired. β
After Xiaobai's suggestion, Liu Shoucai also figured this out, so he directly agreed with Xiaobai's suggestion, and after resting for a while, everyone went out to eat, and there were people greeting Liu Shoucai along the way, and Liu Shoucai was a little uncomfortable, he didn't like to be a celebrity.
"Alas! People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and now we are in such a situation, it seems that in the future, we will have to cook and eat at home, and it is inconvenient to always come out to eat. β
After finally squeezing through the crowd to a quiet place, Liu Shoucai hurriedly tidied up his clothes, and then muttered sullenly.
"Who just wants to live like this every day? Regret it now? Xiaobai deliberately teased.
"Humph! Uncle, I just didn't see the trend clearly for a while, and now I like to be quiet, uncle, how can I have the ability to compete with uncle? β
Seeing Xiaobai's disdainful face, Liu Shoucai snorted coldly, and Badou was watching the excitement on the side, but it wasn't that Badou didn't want to reason with Liu Shoucai, but he really didn't have much strength, he had been squeezing in the crowd for so long just now, and he had been busy all day today, and he hadn't eaten anything yet, and he had no strength in his body.
"Alright, you two can stop for a moment! Let's get some food and get some rest! I really can't take it anymore, I'm going to have a day off tomorrow, and you guys will do it yourself. β
Badou sighed and turned around and left, Liu Shoucai and Xiaobai glared at each other and chased after Badou, and finally went home safely after eating, Badou went to sleep without talking to Liu Shoucai, Liu Shoucai and Xiaobai also went to rest.
Early the next morning, Liu Shoucai was still asleep, and he heard someone knocking on the door in a hurry outside, although Liu Shoucai was very angry, but he was very helpless.