Chapter Ninety-Eight: Love Is a Fart

Every year, young couples who meet each other at the Moon Pool Dance on Christmas Eve before Christmas choose to come to the meadow in front of the Moon Pool to pour out their love to each other or make dreamy and childish vows.

Yu Fanghai's abacus played well, and he used this seemingly sloppy excuse to teach Shi Chen a lesson, even if he broke the sky, he also took advantage of the reason.

People are reasonable, and naturally they are not forgiving.

Shi Chen raised his head, glanced at Yu Fanghai with a playful look on his face angrily and melancholy, and considered whether he wanted to escape.

Unexpectedly, because of drag racing, it was on the news, but it protected this identity to a certain extent, but if you want to do it with Yu Fanghai, it is very likely that the other party will see the flaws, although Yu Fanghai's strength is not very good, but his eyesight is still there.

If Shi Chen really fought with Yu Fanghai on campus, if he wanted to win, he would have to use the Sith fighting technique, and such a domineering and alternative technique would be too risky to show in front of the other party.

For the sake of the overall situation, Shi Chen still planned to avoid its edge.

I can't move you, I can't run?

Yu Fanghai took Shi Chen's silence and hesitation as cowardice and retreat, and showed a disdainful smile.

However, just as Shi Chen was about to turn around and leave, there was a soft pop, and another stone fell into the calm and waveless moon pool.

Yu Fanghai was furious, and said in his heart that this was a slap in the face in broad daylight, but when he looked at him angrily, he changed from a hooligan who found fault to an elegant and elegant nobleman in a blink of an eye, but the flattery and flattery in his smile could not be concealed.

"Gong Isha, why are you so interested in coming to the riverside to enjoy the flowers?" Yu Fanghai's title was stunned, and he quickly changed his words.

Shi Chen turned around in amazement and saw Isabella, dressed in a white court dress, holding a small and delicate parasol, slowly walking from the stone path under the faint silver fragrance tree.

When the breeze blows, the petals of the branches proudly bloom float down, as if it has snowed.

Shi Chen's pupils dilated slightly, as if he saw Liya walking towards him slowly, and he couldn't help but feel a little stupid.

"I didn't appreciate the flowers, I just slipped my hand and accidentally threw a stone into the river, Yu Fanghai, am I very low-quality? Looks like I have to go back and confess to my mother and ancestors. Isha said this, her tall and small nose inhaled, and said with some melancholy.

Yu Fanghai's face froze, and he knew that the other party was most disgusted with bullying his classmates, so he hurriedly explained: "How can it be, I was just joking with this classmate, Miss Isha, you have always been the object of admiration of all the girls in the academy, and you are a model of all the most beautiful things in the world, but it is just a small pebble, and there are many pebbles at the bottom of the moon pool." ”

"Well, then I'll be relieved." Isha patted her chest as if she was a little scared, and turned around and walked towards the office building.

"Miss Isa." Yu Fanghai seemed to have forgotten Shi Chen's existence, walked a few steps to catch up, and asked expectantly: "Miss Isa, can you please be my dance partner at the Moon Pool Dance Party on Christmas Eve at the end of next month?" ”

Isha pursed her lips and tilted her head to think about it, and said with some regret: "I want that too, but I already have a dance partner." ”

"Is this so? What a presumptuous. At this moment, Yu Fanghai seemed to hear the sound of his heartbreak, and his knuckles turned white because of the excessive force.

"No, I believe you will be able to find your favorite dance partner, Mr. Chi Yue still has some things to explain, so I will leave first."

Looking at the back of Isa leaving, the eyes of the two young people were a little reluctant, and Yu Fanghai's reluctance was more mixed with unwillingness, and Shi Chen was because of the reluctance of the shadow of the deceased.

Because he was reluctant, he let out his own cry: "Isha! Thank you! ”

Isha took a few steps forward, then looked back at him, and smiled gently, and with this movement, her waterfall-like golden hair slipped down her shoulders, and her white dress looked particularly beautiful in front of the blue river, like the snowflakes that had fallen from the branches before.

Shi Chen looked at her beautiful face, pursed his lips slightly, and found that his heart, which had been silent for many years, suddenly throbbed slightly, until the other party turned to leave, and he quickly calmed down his mind after reacting, insisting that he had such emotions only because the other party was Liya's sister and looked very much like Liya's sister.

And he had already imprinted the figure of a pink-haired girl in his heart when he was young, hypnotizing himself to like that kind of girl, although as Xu Qiusheng said, what he liked was only Ye Mengqi's appearance, because he didn't know anything about her.

It wasn't until that cold autumn night that the federal idol who was knocking on the door of his house in a pink yukata and waiting for him walked into his life for the first time, instantly tearing all the beautiful impressions apart.

But so what, Shi Chen admits against his will that he really likes the other party's pretty and lovely appearance, and he is a vain face control, even Xu Qiusheng, who doesn't know where to be locked up now, can't care about it.

It's just that I don't know how Xu Qiusheng is doing now.

Shi Chen's thoughts had just begun to diverge when he was interrupted by a malicious gaze, but it didn't stop there. Yu Fanghai was not sure if Her Royal Highness the Second Princess would hide somewhere to observe his words and deeds, in order to maintain his good impression in front of the princess, he glared at Shi Chen viciously, and just left.

The annoying guy was gone, and Shi Chen was about to continue to diverge his unfinished thoughts with the beautiful scenery in front of him, but was interrupted by a low but clear voice.

"Although you are laughing very shamelessly and lewdly at this time, quite like I did back then, I still have to tell you a bad news."

Shi Chen, who was interrupted from his dream, looked at the guy who was walking from the side and was full of decadence and laziness, and couldn't help but scold: "Let's go." ”

Recently, I haven't seen this guy's figure, and I thought that the nest cat was gone, but seeing his somewhat thin and pale face, I guess I have been a lot busy recently. It's just that the mustache with the same style still has a faint obscene atmosphere, which makes people want to stink when they see it.

Chen Fengxiao ignored his own words, his words were fart, and he looked at Shi Chen's eyes indifferently and said: "It seems that you really don't listen to what is going on outside the window, although you were bailed out by Teacher Nangong last time in the third ring of drag racing, but due to the bad circumstances, I hereby report the criticism and deduct five credits as a warning, and now the big-character poster is posted at the school gate, and our brothers are completely famous." ”

Shi Chen's face stiffened slightly, and then returned to the same as before, if he had known Liya before, he would have been distressed by this news, but after experiencing so many things, he had already been invaded by wind and rain and did not move his heart. What's more, what he has to do now is still unknown whether he can finish his freshman year.

But even if he was indifferent in his heart, he still had to pretend, hugged his head and looked at Chen Feng with a smile and asked, "If you deduct five credits, won't you not be able to get a graduation certificate?" ”

"This is true for others, but what am I, the academy will not let students despair casually, so there will be remedial measures, such as your military training in the second half of the semester, if you can mix with the squad leader, and then get the commendation of the Blackstone Military Region, maybe you can get some credits back." Chen Fengxiao's tone was not relaxed, although his words carried some small thoughts of his own, but he did not tell a lie.

It's just that if you really want to do this step in the genius Yuechi University, although it is not difficult to reach the sky, at least it is not something that ordinary people can do.

Although Yuechi University doesn't care about the background of students, the reality is often many times more skinny than ideal, and those who believe in this sentence are just self-deception of students without background.

"It's no different from a fart." Shi Chen rolled his eyes.

Chen Feng smiled and shook his head, feeling that his analysis of the school's measures was very well summarized, and then remembered his shameless and lewd before. With a smile, he asked curiously, "I said, don't you like Ye Mengqi?" How did you meet an Isha who made you confused again, let me tell you, this is called splitting legs, even if it is mental, it is very shameless. ”

"Fuck your sister!" Shi Chen said: "It's okay for the master to be lonely all the time, and he still splits his legs, and splits your uncle!" ”

Chen Fengxiao's face changed, and he looked at him seriously and said, "Don't tell me, you haven't been in love yet." ”

"So what?" Shi Chen was noncommittal.

Chen Feng looked at him in a daze for a long time, and suddenly said seriously: "Then I want to warn you seriously, don't believe that there is any nonsense about love, what is love, it is a fart, if you let it go, it will be gone, only the exchange of genetic tissues is the right reason." If one day you plan to walk into the grave of marriage with love, then you will definitely die a miserable death. ”

Shi Chen didn't react much when he heard this, and said thoughtfully with a frown: "But if you don't take it to the grave, wouldn't that love love have no place to die?" ”

"Then you want to take a fart with you in the grave to suffocate the moldy fermentation? If you are determined to do that, I will have to admire you, and I will sincerely bless you and continue to gloat. ”

"It's as if you're not going to get married." Shi Chen retorted.

"At least I won't set foot in that dead ground until I'm free enough."

"The ideal is indeed ambitious, but we have been together for almost a month, why have we never seen where you spend all your time drinking, and even the confession to Isha at the school gate that day was rejected and incomplete?"

"Ahem. This question is a bit profound, so I will leave it to future generations to discuss, and I still have some things at hand, so I will leave first. Chen Feng smiled and walked a few steps and suddenly paused, pointed at Shi Chen and admonished: "Also, it's good to like anyone, don't like Elizabeth's girls!" Otherwise, you'll find yourself more miserable than a fart. Ignoring Shi Chen, who was a little stunned, he strode towards the outside of the school.

Shi Chen thought about the words that the other party seemed to have deep meaning and seemed to just want to exclude the rival in love, and suddenly scolded: "The young master is one of the children and her father, why don't you like it?" ”