I was so tired, so tired that I fell asleep with a cigarette in my mouth. So much so that the fire burned until the filter woke me up, and the saliva on the filter dried up and stuck to the skin of the mouth, and it took a long time to spit out the cigarette butt. Two or three minutes of deep sleep actually made me feel a lot more refreshed. I feel pretty good, and I've regained some strength. I moved to Huaxia and slapped him in the face a few times, it didn't hurt or itch, but I didn't expect this kid to pick his face and turn over and fall asleep, no different from the bed at home.

I shook the flashlight in front of his eyes, and then leaned into his ear and shouted, "Huaxia, your woman is pregnant." ”

After waiting for a while, Huaxia began to wave his hands and cried with his eyes closed: "Fuck! I didn't do it. ”

I think it's funny when I think about it, when Huaxia just came out of school to start a business, he had a girlfriend who was very in love. (At least that's what Huaxia thinks.) In order to work, Huaxia worked overtime day and night to socialize. Sometimes the house is not returned for a week or two. One day his girlfriend told him she was pregnant. This made Huaxia a little overjoyed. But Huaxia pinched his fingers and counted it, boom! His brain seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he calmly asked, "How long has it been?" ”

The ** woman innocently took Huaxia's arm and said, "It's been two months." ”

Huaxia slapped his girlfriend in the face with a big slap and roared: "My mother, I haven't slept with you for almost half a year, you have only been pregnant for two months, you have been raped by a ghost, right?" ! "This woman's IQ is really high.

Before this happened, Huaxia was a dedicated person.

In order to vent the unhappiness in his heart, he ran to the bar and drank all night, crying while drinking, and a woman couldn't stand it anymore and went over to comfort him. As a result, he was comforted.

I don't know how true this matter is, anyway, I asked him to do something, but he refused, so I took it out and talked about it. When he finished his business with hatred, he said, "He shouldn't have told you if he knew you were this kind of person." ”

At this time, Huaxia put his head in his hands and called out "ah" and sat up.

I picked up my bag and asked him, "Awake?" Let's go, go up the knife mountain, and go down to the sea of fire, you can only rush forward, left or right, you choose a side. As soon as Huaxia pointed with his hand, I followed his chosen side to the depths of the tomb.

He chased after me and scolded, "Slut! ”

The tomb is very long, and it makes me depressed. After walking for more than 20 minutes, there was no shop in front of the village and no store in the back. Huaxia smoked almost all the cigarette butts in the bag.

Our cadence is also fast, although we have been telling ourselves to pay attention to our surroundings at first, and if we are not careful, we will kill ourselves. After walking for a few more minutes, a stone elephant appeared in the place where the flashlight went, and I looked at it carefully, not one, but three. Huaxia is like seeing hope, trotting past. I was afraid that he had touched something that he shouldn't have touched again, and chased after him.

Two of the three stone statues were figures, and I shook them from side to side, and no matter which angle I looked, they felt like they were looking at me. The two statues are dressed in scale armor and step on the clouds of boots. One of them had a full beard, a large open mouth, and fierce eyes. Holding a spear in his hand, he stabbed forward with one foot on the ground, as if he was fighting with someone. The other person clasped his arms in his hands, carried a Daguan knife on his back, stood on his feet, and looked calm, as if he was pressing the fierce and evil "person" in the array.

In the middle of the two "people" is the third stone statue, which is like a lion lying on the ground, with a big mouth, its eyes closed, and its tail weakly pulling on the ground, as if dozing.

Huaxia sighed: "What a big deal! Needless to say, I know who these two are. ”

I turned to him and asked, "Who do you say?" ”

He pretended to be very knowledgeable and said, "Isn't it Guan Hongyan and Zhang Fei's pig killer!" These two fierce men have been dragged here to be the door gods, who is lying here? ”

I took a closer look, and the carving technique had reached the realm of supernatural perfection, even the beard was one by one, and the details were incredible. I said to Huaxia: "These two people, I am sure that what you said is right, but there is a poodle crawling on the ground?" ”

Hua Xia said with a smile: "I would have asked you to read more books, where is this poodle, this guy is probably the pet of the legendary King Jizo, listen to it." ”

It's too mysterious, no one has ever seen what Di Ting looks like, Huaxia is probably also a ghost, he asked me to read more books, but he asked me to read comics.

There are three tombs behind the three stone statues, which seem to lead to different places, which stumped me, which way should I go? Huaxia saw through what I was thinking, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't think about it, you look at the ground." After speaking, he pointed to the ground. I saw a rubber band on the ground where he hit the ground with his flashlight. I picked it up and looked at it, of course this tomb owner would not be a woman, and there would be no such thing in that era, this should be used by Lu Jieyu or Xu Mingxiang to tie her hair, and it fell at the foot of the stone statue with a red face. My heart tightened and I cried out, "Oh no, they should be in trouble." ”

Hua Xia thought for a while and said, "Don't get angry yet, do you think about it, is it possible, she wants us to know the mark she left when she walked the rightmost road?" ”

Regardless of whether she left a mark on purpose or not, she probably walked this way anyway, and without further ado, I pulled Huaxia and wanted to go this way. When I pulled like this, Huaxia not only didn't move, but also took me back, and he strangled my neck with one hand and pulled me to Guan Hongmian. After looking at it for a long time, he asked, "Why do I always feel that he is always looking at me?" ”

When I first saw this stone statue, I had this feeling, thinking that I had experienced too much along the way and was hallucinating. Listen to what Huaxia said. I took another closer look, and fuck, its eyes were moving.

I blocked Huaxia behind me and shouted, "This statue is alive, run back." ”

Huaxia's style is that when something happens, he runs faster than a dog. When he saw that something was wrong, he didn't need me to shout at all, he was already seven or eight meters away from me, and when he heard my word "run", he disappeared as soon as he smoked. I can only break the back. As a result, Huaxia fell back after a while. I shouted anxiously, "What kind of righteousness are you talking about at this time, run." ”

Hua Xia bumped into me and said, "I'll tell you a fart spirit, there's no way back." ”

What do you mean, there's no way back? We just came through the space-time portal? I really don't believe in this evil, I grabbed Huaxia and ran back, ran over to see, sure enough, there was no way, we obviously came all the way from this tomb, how could there be no way? I used my flashlight to shine back and forth. I saw the last thing I wanted to see, the burnt cigarette butt on the ground.

I said to Huaxia: "Huazi, don't look at it, this is where we just fell." He pointed to the cigarette butt on the ground.

Hua Xia was surprised and asked me, "What?" We walked for more than half an hour to get to those three ghosts, and now we ran back for half a minute to get to the starting point? Didn't there be roads on both sides just now? ”

I hated to admit that this was the case, but I nodded silently. At this point, all the materialism of Marx does not work. Einstein's theory of relativity might work, but I don't know.

The stone statue seemed to come to life, and was walking towards us step by step, pausing for a long time at first with each step, but then the pace increased significantly, and the sound came closer and closer.

Hua Xia was so anxious that he spun around, and it seemed that he had completely lost faith in me. Isn't it, I've lost faith in myself. Hua Xia asked, "Why didn't you tell me to run forward just now?" If you don't let me run back, it's good, I'll run a fart, wait for death! ”

He had a point, I should have run with him just now. That's probably my biggest flaw. I don't usually have much sense of direction, but after arriving in a strange city, I walk from one place to another, and I am afraid of getting lost, so I must return the same way. When I encounter any danger, my first instinct is to run back. But that's not a big deal, is it? In the city, it is impossible for me to turn back, and a large stone slab will fall from the sky to block the way, and it will say "This road is not passable".

Huaxia and I are like ants on a hot pot at the moment, jumping up and down. It didn't take long for Guan Hongyan to get closer and closer to us, and we could vaguely see two shadows behind it, which should be Zhang Erliuzi and the watchdog who began to crawl on the ground and doze off.

Huaxia's legs were weak, he knelt on the ground, knocked his head to the ground for a while, and begged for mercy: "Second Brother Guan, Master Guan, Grandpa Guan, I have no grudges with you in the past, and there is no enmity in the near future. ”

I can't even be moved by Huaxia's piety, let alone the stone man in front of me. People didn't talk too much, took off the Guan knife from the back and slammed it on Huaxia's head, I grabbed Huaxia's collar and pulled it back, and the knife was just between his legs. Hua Xia covered his pants with both hands and said nervously: "Fortunately, the bird is still there, I don't know if I will have sexual dysfunction in the future if I am frightened." As he spoke, he kicked his legs hard until he pressed against the stone wall behind him.

I shot a flashlight at "Guan Yu" in the eye, but before I could react, it slashed horizontally with its backhand. I squatted down, and the blade slashed against my scalp and slashed at the stone, and I felt the whole way shake, and I fell to the ground and caused the gravel to fall. As soon as I touched the top of my head, it was cold. Lao Tzu's hair was ruined in its hands.

Instinctively reacting, squatting is a move to sweep the legs, just forgetting that the other party is a stone. I kicked it in the calf so hard that I immediately regretted it, and it hurt so much that I almost bit my tongue. I retracted my legs and kept rubbing, but I didn't rub them twice, and the Guan knife that split my head and covered my face was killed again. I rolled to the side and smashed the flashlight in my hand into its face, but before the flashlight could touch its face, it was blocked by a knife back to it. The flashlight fell to the ground, but in the blink of an eye, it raised the knife over the top and slashed down in anger, and the flashlight was almost split in half.

I whispered, "Huazi, turn off the flashlight." ”

The distance was only five or six meters, Hua Xia took a flashlight and shot it on his face, and asked sideways, "What did you say?" Be louder. ”

Guan Hongyan had indeed changed his course and stepped in front of Huaxia in two steps.

Huaxia leaned against the stone wall, clasped his hands together, and stupidly prepared to die. I yelled, "I told you to turn off your flashlight." ”

At this time, it was too late to say anything, and Guan Hong's knife was raised high again.