Chapter 226: The Tinder King
"In the end, I took them through time and space and found a living planet, and I feel that I have taken the peace-loving dogma of the goat people to the extreme."
"Where's the beauty?"
"Of course I stayed on that living planet, I only crossed back by suicide, could it be that I could bring a woman back?" Su Mo took a bite of shredded egg and meat noodles, he came back from another time and space by committing suicide, and the host was actually on the verge of death when he came to the Alien Beast Joy.
"Brother, you did the right thing, women are troublesome creatures, if you bring it back and your mother finds out, your mother will beat your ass." Su Yan also took a bite of egg and shredded pork noodles, which was the third bowl of shredded pork noodles she had eaten today.
"Sue, beautiful women can be used to expand the team of goat stars! Archons do not have more than ten offspring, and none of them are successful consuls! In fact, you can have a child with that woman in that world first, and then commit suicide and travel back. "Posey ate a mouthful of braised dragon meat, which was marinated before Zeus.
"Bosei, you forgot a very important question."
"What's the problem?"
"The host is not the same as the goat, the host is someone else's body."
"That's right, forget it. Sue, when we go to the Great Rift in Time and Space in the future, we will find the best time and space tear stains, and support the soul and body to travel through time and space at the same time! At that time, you will be able to broadcast seeds in another time and space, and have more children!"
Broadcast species, multiply, Posey thinks, this is what the Goat Star Archon should do. Goats, the population is pitifully small!
"If life is a collection of two stars, then. Sue, as the Goat Star Archon, you should be like the universe throwing thousands of stars. Let them find other stars and make life!"
"Nope! Thousands is still too little! Sue, you should throw hundreds of millions of stars into the universe!"
Bosei, always obscene.
Su Mo simply lowered his head and ate the noodles, and had to admire the cooking skills of the table lamp, just in terms of cooking noodles, I am afraid that he has surpassed Zeus's cooking level.
Of course. It also has something to do with Zeus's dislike of cooking noodles, Zeus prefers meat.
"Bobo-sensei, I really want to send you to a confined space. Keeping you for a month!" Su Yan suddenly smiled at Bo Sai.
"Yeon-yeon, I'm a pure goat!" Posey's face was straight, and he patted his chest as if he was assuring.
Pure eggs! Su Mo shook his head in his heart, and he didn't care about the question of Bo Sai's mind reading. As the old lady said. Bosai should be sent to a confined space for a month to purify his mind!
"Sue, I'm as pure as you." Bo Sai read what Su Mo was thinking, and smiled toothy at Su Mo.
Su Mo shook his head, finished the last bite of noodles, and put down his chopsticks. There was actually soup in the bowl, but Su Mo didn't have the habit of drinking soup, he liked to eat staple food. I didn't have much interest in soup or anything.
Watching the table lamp fly over to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, Su Mo smiled and stretched out his hand. I touched the little head of the table lamp, and it was better to be this little thing. The table lamp will not only do all kinds of housework, but also soothe the violent heart of the tinder.
As long as there is a little guy in sight, the fire will not riot, and as soon as it touches the table lamp, the fire will release a completely different power from the rage, that power is extremely gentle, lubricated like a trickle.
Tinder, depending on the lamp as a daughter.
"All the beasts in the Alien Beast Paradise went berserk, and a vampire lord forcibly rushed into the Iron Dragon camp, just killing the big man in black leather. It can only be said that God wants the life of the big man in black leather, and the vampire lord is also dead after smashing him to death. ”
Su Mo said with emotion. He really didn't expect that the big man in black leather in the Iron Dragon Camp of the Alien Beast Paradise would still die when the alien beasts were about to become extinct, and when the wedge-shaped battleship was about to descend on the Iron Dragon Camp.
He was stoned to death by a frenzied vampire lord who fell from the sky.
Su Mo, he really didn't want to kill the big man in black and leather, that kind of little person, he never took it to heart.
"It's really unlucky." Posey nodded, "Anything else interesting?"
"It's gone." Su Mo shook his head, in fact, at this moment, a three-dimensional scan of Han Yu's body automatically appeared in his head.
It's Tinder!
"Wedge-shaped battleship, it seems to be a bit of an impression, Zeus, which civilization's battleship is it?" At this time, Posay mentioned the wedge-shaped battleship.
"Antu Star Domain Dawson Civilization." Zeus replied.
"Bang Bang!"
There was a burst of applause, and it was Su Yan who was applauding.
"Teacher Zeus, you are much more knowledgeable than Teacher Bobo! Mr. Bobo is a lewd middle-aged old man!"
As soon as these words came out, Bosei's sheep's head suddenly turned into a human head, his eyes widened, and he was choking back tears, and he posed as a wronged little woman.
"People... People are also very knowledgeable...... The reproduction of the universe is much more powerful than Zeus......"
This time, everyone laughed, including Zeus, and the sentinels.
The sentry machine qì people, let out a hearty laugh.
……
Late at night, half past one in the morning.
"Miao, turn into a beauty, go to my brother's room, try my brother. I suspect my brother is not normal, you go and try him. Remember, don't take it seriously. ”
"Yes, master!"
Sanwei jumped out of bed and slipped out of Su Yan's bedroom, and with a creaking sound, he rushed into Su Mo's bedroom. In the living room, the sentinel's electronic eyes flickered for a moment, and the next second it returned to normal, and it decided to do nothing, and continued to discuss Earth poetry with netizens.
Recently, the sentinel has been studying Song Ci, and it believes that Su Dongpo is the first person to write Song Ci. There was no need for a special reason, the Sentinel felt that the word bold was just right for it.
"Dongpo is bold enough, but it's not crazy enough, if only he could be crazy." The sentinel silently followed a post in a Song Ci discussion post.
Those netizens, they should never have imagined that this Baidu Tieba ID named "Sentinel Sentinel Love Sentinel" is actually owned by an alien machine qì person! Moreover, this alien machine qì man was still discussing Song Ci with them late at night!
At this moment, in Su Mo's room, the three-tailed fox turned into a human form, she was wearing revealing clothes, sneaked a glance at Su Mo who was lying on her back on the bed, giggled, and pounced on Su Mo at once!
"Hee-hee, little one, I'm going to touch your ......"
Just as the three-tailed fox was about to pounce on Su Mo, and the evil hand grabbed Su Mo's pants, Su Mo suddenly opened his eyes!
Scarlet electronic eyes, lock on the three-tailed fox!
Immediately after, a big hand grabbed the neck of the three-tailed fox! Su Mo jumped up like a lying corpse!
"What are you, dare to seduce me!"
"Get out!"
The three-tailed fox screamed and was thrown out, and it saw it, it was a terrifying metal face! (To be continued......)
PS: Forget it, it's still updated. The place to eat in the evening is a bit far away!