As a post-80s, I am very unreliable to the tail, 89 years 12 years 31 at 23:59, unhurriedly stepped on the point of birth, I often think, if a minute late, I can be a new 90s, nothing can be unscrupulous to sell a cute, but seventeen or eighteen years later I had an epiphany, because the post-90s were deducted countless brainless hats, so I relieved a lot.

But now, I regret it a little again, if I were a minute younger, I would have caught up with him, and I wouldn't have been carried home by Diao Chen, let alone have no contact with Dong Zhuo, let alone even have the courage to call him. Maybe it was because of the thick-skinned life in the previous years, so he was overdrawn at a young age.

I deeply realized that it was simply a handful of my own youth tossed, and in the end, I played myself to the point of wanting to die, and the talent was probably like me.

As for the urge to die, I thought it would scare Rossu, and then she would panic so much that she would lose sight of her spirits, and she would run around the house, looking for ropes everywhere to tie me up, and finally stuffing a rag strip into my mouth, and even the opportunity to bite her tongue would be broken, all right. Actually, I don't really want to scare her, I just think she looks very happy when she makes a mistake, maybe I don't want to die if I'm happy. But I miscalculated the form, and when I said that I wanted to die, Luo Su only glanced at me for two seconds, his eyes glazed and empty, and then silently turned to his rice bowl and ate the bubble noodles in a sloppy manner, not treating me as a living person at all. I almost fell off my chair, barely propped up the table and asked, "You don't have anything to say?" She stuffed her mouth with food, and shook her head as it should, she didn't share a bed for three or four years, as for it, it was like eating the Desperate Pill? Just as she was about to float away silently, she suddenly said, "I remembered, some of them." The little eyes of anticipation were stuck to her oily mouth, she licked her lips, and said solemnly: "Death is death, scum like you, one more is too much, and one less is just right for you." ”

Listening to her words, I was even more determined to die.

It's just that I can't worry about Dong Zhuo, so I called Guan Yu, after all, he is also a person who can speak, and I said the opening sentence here: "What, I feel that I have nothing to love recently, life is like a play, you have to laugh and not cry, I want to make money and don't contribute, it says 'fart'!" Before he had time to explain the aftermath, Guan Yu hurriedly shouted: "Don't, Sister Diao, do you want to open something, how big is it for you to have a limerick on the spot?" Listen to my brother's advice, life talks to you about bugs, you have to refute it! I jerked my head a few times, and said a little shyly, "Brother, I want to too, but I don't have that function." Guan Yu was silent for a moment, and then said: "It's me who didn't think it through, let's change it, life has given you hurt, you have to call it gouot!" He roared his elusive wise words into the sky and circled the beam for three seconds.

After listening to his words, the matter of wanting to die is no longer a plan, and has risen to an established fact.

I didn't explain the aftermath, forget it, just when I have no aftermath, with the determination to not pollute the environment even if I die, I changed my dying place to home, went upstairs with my head down, and was about to open the door, the little nanny opposite just came out to put out the garbage, and when I saw me, I was so happy that I had to talk about the last time I felt after eating, I said weakly: "Don't, I'm a failure, I have no face to live, don't delay my reincarnation." ”

She grabbed my arm and said indignantly, "If you want to die, it's never too late to die after eating my new food." I wanted to cry without tears, so I pouted and howled: "Why don't you persuade me a few words!" She said in a deep and cultured way: "Some people are alive, but they are dead; Some people are dead, and he is still alive. ”

"So you're saying I'm innocent?"

She smiled shyly, "You said it yourself." ”

Although she was shot thousands of times, but I still tenaciously appeared on the Diao family's dinner table, not long after she brought out a large plate of bells and whistles for me to eat, saying that it was bells and whistles, by no means made up, the whole plate was full of flowers cut by various vegetables, with chopsticks to pull a few times, the main object under the bottom can be vaguely identified as a duck, duck eyes with toothpicks poked with two black pepper, the flat duck beak was painted red throughout, is it the legendary flaming red lips? My chopsticks fell down again, and I humbly asked for advice in the spirit of diligent study and inquiry: "......What is the name of the rivers and lakes?" ”

"Hey, hey." She rubbed her palms: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" ”

The sister of the treasure island suddenly jumped out of my mind, and taught us to hold everything with an authentic London accent! So, I had an epiphany, isn't it just a Dong clumsy, can't I hold my sister's Taoism? Joke! I not only have to hold him, but also hold my life, and see if it dares to throw its face at me!

I carefully explained to the little nanny: "Don't talk about me going to dinner here today." ”

"What's wrong?" She was very puzzled, nonsense, if the news of me being successfully brainwashed by a duck spreads, how can I laugh haha.

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