It is said that the first homosexual in China is the eldest son of the famous Zhou Wen King Ji Chang, Bo Yi Kao, who has watched the Romance of the Gods, should know that he likes Su Daji very much, and was later killed by the nine-tailed demon fox, and was chopped into meat sauce to make pies for Ji Chang to eat. Because King Wen of Zhou was proficient in divination (the Book of Changes was created by King Wen of Zhou), he knew that the pie sent by the king was the meat of his eldest son Bo Yi Kao, but in order to be able to return to Xiqi, he still swallowed all the pies sent with tears.

On the way back to Xiqi, I occasionally felt unbearable pain in my abdomen, and there were bursts of nausea, so I opened my mouth and spit out two rabbits, which is also the origin of the name of the rabbit animal, "Tuzi" is transliterated as "rabbit", that is, the meaning of spitting out his son.

According to the records of the wild history, this Bo Yi Kao was a beautiful man at that time, and his appearance was extremely handsome, otherwise he would not have been favored by the nine-tailed fox spirit, but he was a homosexual, so under the temptation of the fox spirit, he did not agree to Su Daji's request, how could a normal man hold it!

In the past, the woman who sold her body was called a chicken, and the man who sold herself to a woman was called a duck, but in fact, in ancient times, there was a man who sold herself to a man, and it was called a rabbit, which was named according to the legend just now. (This is what the famous current affairs commentator Liang Hongda said, if you don't believe it, you can watch the issue of Lao Liang Guan Shijie about the Zodiac Rabbit)

After some research, I concluded that there are two reasons for becoming homosexual, the first is caused by the family environment, the lack of father's love in the process of growing up, and the lack of correct behavior guidance for men; The second can be analyzed from a scientific or metaphysical point of view, from a scientific point of view. That is, the sex chromosomes in the body are abnormal, and the average man should be "xy", but homosexuals are "xxy". Therefore, it is feminine, if you use a metaphysical point of view, it is easy to understand, that is, when you are reincarnated, you still have reservations about the memory of your past life, for example, you were a man in your previous life, but now you are a daughter, of course you will become a man's wife, and you are a woman in your previous life. Now it's a man's body, and that's a sissy.

In my opinion, it's that Meng Po soup is too little. The things that make the soul of the nature of the previous life are left in the next life, in fact, if we think about it for ourselves, we will have a familiar feeling when we go to a certain place, but we can be sure that we have not been there again. This is what I may have been there in my previous life. Of course, this is my own conjecture, continue our plot.

After I finished drinking, I called Jiang Guanda with a drunken spirit, "Hey, I'm Zhao Tianyou, what are you looking for me?" ”

"You're finally calling! When do you have time, I want to see you! Jiang Guanda's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone.

"See me? Just say something on the phone, it's so late. There's an exam tomorrow! "I was a little disgusted when I heard it, it was past twelve o'clock. When you want to see me so late, you really worry about your personal safety, and now that picking up soap has become a fashion, you have to be careful. (Of course, I understand homosexuality, I am neither in favor nor against, everyone has the right to make their own choice, I respect them!) ）

As soon as I heard that I didn't want to meet, Jiang Guanda asked me where I was, and wanted to come to me, but I had no choice but to make an appointment with a bar, and later I found out that the bar was gay, not to mention how much I hated Jiang Guanda!

By the time I arrived, he had already booked a place, and when I saw him, I finally knew what was wrong with this kid looking for me!

"What have you been up to lately? Got something unclean? He took the wine glass handed over by Jiang Guanda and asked.

Jiang Guanda looked at me with some surprise, "Don't be surprised, your Yin Tang is black, and your body is full of yin qi, obviously there is a yin soul infestation, tell me what's going on?" I drank the wine from my glass in one gulp.

"They all say that you are very powerful, and the matter of the school disc fairy is settled by you, it seems that this is true, hey, it's hard to say!" Jiang Guanda sighed and drank all the wine in the cup.

It turned out that Jiang Guan reached the university, found that there are a lot of homosexuals in society, and can also fall in love, watch the news broadcast, said that now gay marriage is legal in China, under his hard search, met an office worker, it is said that the mix is not bad, so the two lived together, that person was very good to him, bought him a second-hand Audi, although it is second-hand but very new, it is not easy for an office worker to be willing to buy a car, to Jiang Guanda grateful tears.

This is how it all started with the car.

Once Jiang Guanda drank too much, but the wine was not dispersed, he went to the car to rest for a while under the pretext of coming out to breathe the air, but he fell asleep leaning on the chair, he had a dream, and the most terrible thing was a nightmare!

In the dream, he was still lying in the car, he couldn't move, his body was not under his control at all, but he could see the situation in the car clearly. A man drove his own car, driving fast, and there was a woman in her twenties sitting behind her, although she couldn't see her face clearly, she could feel that this woman should be very beautiful, the two of them had been arguing about something, Jiang Guanda wanted to hear it clearly, but the more this happened, the quieter the voice.

Just when Jiang Guanda began to be afraid, a big truck drove on, the lights were white, the man made an emergency turn in a hurry, although the car avoided the big truck but hit the protective fence on the road, the man fainted on the spot, the woman covered her stomach and screamed, then he saw that the woman was a pregnant woman, and her lower body was bleeding at this time!

There was more and more blood, the whole car was wrapped in blood, full of the unique smell of blood, Jiang Guanda wanted to scream and want to escape, but it was useless, this was not the end, the woman gradually lost consciousness and stopped moving, just heard a "poof", a palm-sized baby fell into the car, making an oozing cry, with unwillingness and resentment in the voice!

The little baby was lying in a pool of blood, and he struggled to get up, and he was crawling in the direction of Jiang Guanda, and muttered as he crawled: "I hate it! I hate it! ”

Jiang Guanda was about to be blinded, and he shouted frantically, "Hey, what's wrong with you?" Drinking so little and starting to get drunk? Finally I was woken up by my boyfriend, and his boyfriend was a little worried when he found that he hadn't come back after more than ten minutes, so he came down to look for it, and just found Jiang Guanda yelling in the car.

Jiang Guanda suddenly got into her boyfriend's arms and told her nightmare.

"It's okay, it's just a nightmare, let's go back." The boyfriend patted his forehead and said.

"It's definitely not a dream! Dreams can't be so real! Jiang Guanda said in shock.

Under the repeated persuasion of his boyfriend, they went back together to continue drinking.

Since then, strange things have happened one after another!

PS: The second update is served! (To be continued......)